Volume 2 Chapter 26 Return to Life
I thought about it for a long time and felt that if I wanted to get the pass, I had to start with Director Cui. Suddenly, I thought of a great idea and said to Director Cui with a smile: "Director, I found the Taoist priest you mentioned."
"Oh, really?" He responded calmly, seeming not to care about it.
"He is my grandfather six generations above me. I heard that he can talk to the King of Hell. Yes, it should be said that he is the Chief Executive. You see, should you let him go to the Chief Executive, or should you help me make some concessions and give me the pass first? It is the same whether I return to the world of the living or reincarnate, and I will not get into trouble in the underworld." I said with a smile, looking at his expression.
Director Cui was stunned and asked me, "Is he your great-grandfather? Is that true?"
"Of course it's true. He's too straightforward. I'm afraid if I ask him to go to the Chief Executive and tell him everything, and his secrets are exposed, I'm afraid even the director will be implicated." I looked very embarrassed.
The muscles on Director Cui's face twitched a few times. The old man must understand what I mean by exposing the secrets. Although I don't know much about official affairs, I also know that they are kept secret from the superiors but not from the subordinates. The King of Hell will not know what they have done. If my ancestors told them about the shady things that these directors did with the nobles, he would really be implicated. What's more, he was also involved in the destruction of the private ghost club. He can't get away from it anyway.
Being a director is not about ability, but about brains. He ran out in a hurry, and then ran back. He probably checked the registration book outside and found out that I was really the great-grandson of the Taoist ghost. He immediately took out a pass and signed and stamped it, then stared at me and said, "I risked my life to give you a pass this time. When you go back, send a few hundred Yin-boosting pills immediately. I have to help you."
Shit, it was just self-protection, but he actually asked me to appreciate it and said that he was helping me!
When I came out of the management office, I first made sure there were no ambushes around, so I ran back to the stone tablet. Fortunately, I didn't meet Tan Qing and the others, nor did I meet the five little ghosts.
Shen Bing was very happy to see me get the pass, but Ding Ruiyun was very disappointed. We were happy to be human again, but she was depressed about her unfortunate fate. There was no way. She had been dead for half a year, and her body had long been rotten, and she could not be revived at all. I was still worried about our bodies. It was winter now, and the bodies must have been cold. I didn't know if they could be revived. It all depended on whether our ancestors could do anything.
It was very safe hiding in the stone tablet. I spent two days peacefully, waiting for the ancestor to come back. His trip was not in vain. He repaired the magic bottle and filled a bottle with ghost tears. When he saw that I had the pass, he said that I could go back now. He calculated that I had been in the underworld for three days and my body must be stiff. Fortunately, it was cold and the body was not rotten, so it could be saved.
As expected of the Xi family ancestor, he is much better than me, the tenth generation descendant. I can't bring back the dead body even if it is stiff. He chuckled and said, "Actually, the method is very simple. I will send a dream to your mother and ask her to put your bodies in the steamer, steam them, and then put the bodies in front of the store, light the resurrection lamps around them, and you can go back!"
Oh my god, why didn’t I think of such a simple method?
The old ancestor went out for a while and came back, saying that the dream matter had been taken care of, and my mother would steam the body immediately. Now we can cross the boundary river and lure the ghost boy out first.
Thinking of attracting these five little ghosts, my heart couldn't help but beat fast. If I go wrong, my pass will be invalidated. At this moment, I envy Shen Bing. She didn't think too much and was very happy when she heard that she was going back. The ancestor asked Ding Ruiyun to wait in the stone tablet first. After we settle the matter in the world of the living, he will naturally have a way to let her see her son in the Wangxiang Terrace before reincarnation.
Coming out of the stone tablet, I immediately saw Tan Qing and his gang wandering around the stone tablet. With the ancestor accompanying me, why should I be afraid of you guys? Tan Qing spotted us immediately, a sinister smile appeared on his face, and he called out to the evil ghosts and rushed over. The ancestor just waved at them, and they all flew up into the air like kites with their strings cut, and then fell to the ground with a crackling sound.
I felt so happy watching this, I ran over, grabbed Tan Qing by the collar, and slapped him. Damn, even though his face was swollen like a pig's head, I helped him to save his life. His face was red as a living person.
"Give a message to Mr. Feng, tell him that I, Xi Feng, don't have time to deal with him this time, but I will never let him go next time!" I stared at him fiercely and said.
Tan Qing was knocked flying for no apparent reason, and then I slapped him unexpectedly. He looked dazed and frightened, and just kept nodding his head.
Just as I finished speaking, five black air appeared out of thin air and appeared behind Tan Qing's head, scaring me so much that I turned around and ran away. The old man made another move, drawing a circle in the air with his hands. I thought it was a Tai Chi diagram. The old man wanted to use Zhang Sanfeng's Tai Chi to fight against the five little devils. I wonder if it will work?
Looking back, I saw that the five black auras had slowed down a lot, almost as fast as me running. Apparently they were blocked by the ancestor's "Tai Chi Qi".
I ran to the old man, grabbed Shen Bing, who was staring with fear, and said to him as I ran forward, "Your Tai Chi is really amazing!"
"This is the 'round palm' I created myself!" said the old ancestor with his eyes wide open.
I almost fell to the ground, and I flattered the horse but hit its leg. Fortunately, Shen Bing was distracted and in no mood to joke, otherwise she would have scolded me.
The old ancestor stayed behind, and the two of us ran forward holding the Dharma bottle. Not to mention that his self-created round palm was really powerful, and he withstood the five little ghosts' fierce momentum, but he couldn't catch up with us. I kept looking back to see the situation. The old ancestor's face turned purple, and I understood a little bit in my heart. The old man didn't stop killing because he knew how powerful the five little ghosts were, and he didn't have the ability to do so. He was just flattering himself. I can't say this, he is my ancestor.
We waded across the boundary river like a stray dog, and vaguely saw a light coming from the Yellow Springs Road. My mother was so helpful. She had already steamed the corpse and lit the resurrection lamp!
Seeing victory in sight, I just need to step onto the Yellow Springs Road and run along the light to return to my body. Suddenly, a shadow flashed before my eyes, and the Black and White Impermanence blocked the shore with gloomy faces, which was very scary. I have never seen such a look on their faces since I met them for so long.
"Xi Feng, come back with us!" Bai Wuchang shouted with his eyes wide open.
Shen Bing shrank back behind me in fear. I hurriedly took out my pass and said with a smile, "Seventh Master, we have a pass. Please give us some convenience."
An evil light flashed in Hei Wuchang's eyes, and he sneered, "Even with a pass, it won't work. Come back with us now, or you will be killed without a burial place."
Bah, if I die again, I’ll turn into a puff of smoke. How can there be a burial place for me? Are you stupid?
At this time, the old ancestor ran up to them, took one look at them and said, "They are fake, run away and ignore them!"
When Heibai Wuchang heard this, his face suddenly changed, and he yelled, "What kind of rumor are you making up? How could we be fake ?"
The old man turned his head to block the five little devils, and kicked Bai Wuchang to the ground. The guy groaned and couldn't get up. His body suddenly changed shape and turned into the appearance of Tan Qing. Damn, it was this old guy who was causing trouble. He ran quite fast, but he ran ahead of us!
The Black Impermanence had not yet revealed its true form, but was frightened by the kick from the old ancestor, so it turned around and ran towards the Yellow Springs Road. The old ancestor shouted, "Hurry up, the human world is about to pass the Chou hour."
My heart tightened. There was no difference between day and night in the underworld. I really didn't know what time it was in the world of the living. Once the hour of the Ox passed, the rooster crowed three times. There was no chance of returning to the world today! I hurriedly pulled Shen Bing up the Yellow Spring Road and ran towards the Black Impermanence in front. I didn't know who this guy was, but whoever he was, he was the same as us. How could the two of us not beat him alone?
This guy stretched out his arms to stop us. Shen Bing and I exchanged glances and rushed forward together, ready to fight him.
The boy was hit hard by us, and flew far away like a chicken, and fell to the ground with a thud, screaming "Oh my god!" Although he hadn't revealed his true form yet, we could tell from his voice that he was not the boss.
There was still some distance to run to the gate of life. The old ancestor looked a little exhausted. His face was getting worse and worse. He was panting like an ox, and beads of sweat were pouring down his head like a waterfall. The five little devils looked the same as before, and they still had enough strength. I felt bad watching them. I really didn't know if the old ancestor could make it to the gate of life.
The lights were getting closer and closer, and we were getting more and more nervous. I kept muttering in my mind, "Gods and Buddhas in the sky, Bull Demon King in hell, please bless us. Considering that I do such a good job in my ghost business, don't visit prostitutes, and am still a virgin, please give me a way out?"
It seemed that the old ancestor really couldn't hold on any longer. He had probably been traveling for two days in a row without rest, and he had been trying his best to stop the five little devils. He was so exhausted that he sat down on the ground with a thud, unable to lift his hands.
At this moment, I have seen eight candles and a blurry scene in the store. It seems that there are many people and it is very lively. The bodies of Shen Bing and I are placed in front of the shelves!
The cock crowed once!
When the five black qi had just devoured the ancestor's round qi and were about to pounce on him, I resolutely turned around, floated back with force, blocked in front of the ancestor, and raised the magic bottle. The five little ghosts were still wary of it and retreated immediately.
"Hurry up and go. If you don't leave now, you will never have another chance!" The old ancestor pushed me hard and pushed me out of the door.
I felt a blackness in front of my eyes, and I couldn't see anything. Then I suddenly opened my eyes and saw the light. I was back, and the rooster crowed for the second time! I sat up from the ground and looked down. The Dharma bottle was in my arms, and there was no crack on it.
"Ah, ghost!" There was a scream outside the shop, and the footsteps were noisy and chaotic.
Shen Bing let out a "huh" and sat up from the ground. Seeing that I was alive, he patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief. I turned my head to look back at the scene behind me, but suddenly a hand pressed my head and another arm strangled my neck. I immediately felt suffocated. Damn it, who wants to murder me?
Just as I was frightened, five large basins suddenly appeared in front of me. They were chasing me. I was being strangled by someone, what should I do?
