Volume 2 Chapter 18: Encountering the Big Basin Again
The ghost officials were all inside snatching gold ingots, and outside were some people watching the fun. When the boss saw us running out, he stepped forward to stop us, but his small body could not withstand my punches and kicks. His glasses flew away and I didn't know where they fell. He lay on the ground screaming.
When we squeezed out of the bank, Tan Qing shouted among the ghosts: "They are robbers, don't let them get away!"
I turned around and saw that some of the ghosts who were watching the fun were persuaded to catch up and stop us. I pulled out a bunch of paper money from the bundle of paper money in Shen Bing's arms and threw it into the air. It floated down like flowers from heaven. The ghosts rushed over and didn't care about chasing us. I raised my middle finger at Tan Qing and stared at him fiercely, thinking that if I turned over, I would make you pay!
Each street in Jiuyou Street is extremely long, but there are only a few houses between the streets. The two of us effortlessly crossed several streets and finally arrived at the last street.
All I could see were carriages and ghosts, bustling and bustling. There were shops on both sides of the street, all kinds of things. Although the shop fronts were still old-fashioned wooden doors, many things inside the shops were modern items, and many ghosts dressed in fashionable clothes came in and out. Could this be the highest-class street in Jiuyou - the rich area?
That should be the case. There are no carriages on the street. And those who are dressed so fashionably must be rich ghosts! But even if you are rich, you are still a ghost. In the cold and ruthless underworld, money can't buy warmth!
However, some wealthy female ghosts used special cosmetics from the underworld to make themselves look rosy and as attractive as living people. Shen Bing was so stunned that she thought she had returned to the world of the living.
I pulled her forward and said, these cosmetics are all exchanged for ghost teeth from my shop. If you like them, let's escape the pursuit of the ghosts and return to the shop to give you a basket. Shen Bing was excited when she heard this. It is a woman's nature to love beauty. Even if she becomes a ghost, she still likes to be vain.
As he was running, a quick bell rang on the street, which was very similar to the one heard in the bank. It was probably an alarm. In an instant, the ghosts on the street disappeared without a trace, and the carriage disappeared so quickly. The street was empty and as desolate as the lower streets.
I thought it was bad, the ghost messenger would come soon, so I had to find a place to hide first. But when the street was cleaned up, the shops on both sides were quickly closed, and there was no place to hide. Shen Bing pulled my clothes and pointed to a three-story building with a window open. Without saying a word, I flew into the window with her.
As I entered the window, I heard obscene sounds that were unbearable to the ears. When I fell to the ground, I saw that it was a man and a woman making love on the bed! The male ghost pushed hard, and the female ghost panted repeatedly, and the big bed creaked. I couldn't resist it when I saw it, and I felt my body boiling like fire. Shen Bing blushed and immediately covered her face with her hands.
"Who..." The male ghost discovered that we had intruded and hurriedly pulled the cup up to his body, shouting loudly.
Why does the voice sound so familiar? I looked closely and saw that it was Director Cui from the Guikou Management Office! How unlucky I am to have run into him doing this twice. Last time he brought a gift, but this time he brought nothing. I'm afraid he's really going to be fried in the frying pan!
"Hey, I'm just passing by. I'll leave now. You two continue!" I smiled awkwardly, took Shen Bing's hand, walked around the head of the bed and headed towards the door.
We are watching here, can they continue ?
The chief's eyes widened, his face turned as black as ink, and he cursed, "You son of a bitch, it's you , kid. Why are you back again?"
I was about to answer when I heard the female ghost under him say coquettishly: "Director, I'm feeling very comfortable, please move quickly or I'm so itchy!" What a shameless slut. We are standing next to each other, and she is not shy at all, yet she is still so itchy. It's disgusting!
Director Cui closed his eyes with a "huh" and looked very happy, and didn't care about us. I took the opportunity to run to the door, and just as I was about to pull it, the door suddenly "clicked" and was knocked open. My first reaction was that it was a ghost, pulling Shen Bing to hide on the side of the door.
I saw five black air rushing into the room from outside and passing over the bed at lightning speed.
Director Cui screamed and suddenly disappeared, and the dissolute female ghost on the bed screamed "Ah" and didn't move. Her face immediately turned black, as if it was painted with black ink, her eyes opened wide, looking extremely ferocious and creepy!
Five black air rushed across the bed to the window and then turned back, lining up in the air. Shen Bing took his hand down and saw that the black air was vaguely in the shape of five ghosts, with small bodies but surprisingly huge heads, as big as washbasins.
"Ah, why does it look like those five big black balls!" Shen Bing screamed and covered her mouth with her hands.
I was also frightened. They really looked like the five big wash basins, all chasing after me in the underworld. However, I felt very strange looking at them. Ghosts in the underworld cannot be invisible. They can only be evil ghosts with strong resentment after forming black gas and not showing their true form! But even if they are evil ghosts, they will be less aggressive after registering at the management office, and it is difficult for them to be as cool as they are in the world of the living.
"What the hell, how dare you attack me?" Director Cui shouted angrily and jumped down from the roof. It turned out that he hid himself when he was attacked. Fortunately, ghosts put on clothes quickly. At this moment, he was dressed neatly and looked very "human and dog-like". He truly embodied the proverb: If you take off your pants, you are a male dog, but if you put on your pants, you are a good person!
The five black spirits ignored him and rushed towards us. I thought that even the living world couldn't stop five things, let alone the underworld. I had to pull Shen Bing and rushed out of the door quickly.
"Assholes, I'm asking you something." Director Cui was furious in the back. As a result, after a loud "bang", Director Cui ran out in a mess. A dignified director of the management office fell into the hands of five little devils!
There was a corridor outside the door, with many rooms on both sides, which looked like the same format as a hotel. If I walked through the entire corridor, I would probably not be able to escape the pursuit of five large washbasins. I thought it would be easier to escape from the window of the room, so I pushed open the door opposite and went in.
Damn, it’s another pair of dogs making love in bed, this is not a hotel, it’s a brothel!
After we ran out of the window, Shen Bing's face was unusually red. I thought it was better than makeup, she looked alive. But when I thought of the hot scene in bed and holding her hand, I felt strange all over.
Director Cui ran away in panic. Looking at his ugly appearance, how could he be a director? Five black spirits quickly came out of the window and chased him to the street. There was no time to think about it. He should chase Director Cui first and use him as a target to block the attack. Maybe there would be a way to survive.
