Volume 2 Business Chapter 13 Games (Part 1)
Zhang Liqiu looked at Shitou and had an extremely strong urge in her heart. She must take Shitou to get a cosmetic surgery to remove the protruding teeth and fill the sunken nose. Shitou felt very embarrassed when being stared at by the Fourth Aunt. He felt that the Fourth Aunt was prettier than all the women in Banpo. He wished he had a wife like her.
After Shitou went to sleep in the guest room, Zhang Liqiu excitedly expressed his impulse to the gun captain. The gun captain smiled bitterly and said, "Look, my mouth is too big, and my nose is not as strong as Shitou's. Why don't you take me to have surgery as well?" Zhang Liqiu shouted angrily, "How can you compare with Shitou? Are you reluctant to spend money? Tell me!"
The gun captain immediately raised his hands in surrender. After driving for ten hours straight, he was now exhausted as a puddle of mud. The flight tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock would go directly to Province C. If he didn't sleep, he would probably be roasted by the Long brothers when he arrived in Province C.
"I'll give it to you! But there's a condition. Stone must go to school for at least three months first!"
Zhang Liqiu was stunned and asked, "What school? Can Shitou go to elementary school?"
The spearman laughed and said, "Look at his strength. If he doesn't use it well, it would be a waste of resources to just do hard labor. I plan to send him to a martial arts school. Shitou suffered a lot in the countryside, and his foundation is very solid. What he needs is skills, so I want to send him there, and he can also learn some culture at the same time."
Zhang Liqiu was right in thinking that such a simple and foolish big guy would be useless no matter how pretty he looked. He knew nothing and would only make people laugh at him.
Seeing that she didn't say anything, the gun captain knew that she would not object, so he took out a bank card and handed it to Zhang Liqiu, saying, "There is 50,000 yuan on it. It's all for Shitou's living expenses when I'm away." Zhang Liqiu sneered and said, "Boss Chen is so generous! It turns out that he is so rich. Would you like to give me some money ?"
The gun leader hurriedly said, "Li Qiu... I know you don't need the money. Don't you know that Shi Tou is a big eater? And I don't know how to buy clothes. Don't these cost money? Although the company is owned by your family, you also get paid to eat. Don't bother me, okay? I haven't even gone out to buy a house by myself, and I'm shameless enough to squeeze in with you."
Zhang Liqiu burst into tears after hearing what the gun captain said: "Since I met you, we have only been alone together for a few days? You are always running around. Now you are getting richer and richer, but you will spend less and less time with me in the future! I am so scared that you will leave me alone."
The gun captain looked at him with amusement. This woman was interesting, just like a little girl. "Don't cry, don't I have things to do? I also want to make some money and live a more comfortable life." Zhang Liqiu broke away from the gun captain's hand and said, "We have enough money now. You are so busy. Who knows what you are thinking? I feel uncomfortable every time I see Wang Dafang. I can see that she likes you very much! Humph, she doesn't dare to be alone with me. We are all women. I can see that. Just tell me honestly. I won't blame you!"
The gun chief's heart tightened, and countless thoughts flashed through his mind in an instant, and the last one was to cheat! This woman must be cheating me. "How can you have such a stupid idea? I'm already miserable. My husband stays at home all day. I told you a long time ago, what do you think of me?"
Zhang Liqiu looked at the gun chief's calm eyes and couldn't help but waver. She bit her lip and said, "I guess I was wrong, but if you dare to do anything bad to her, I will never let you go!" The gun chief chuckled and hugged her, "Then drain me dry, so that I won't have any bad water to do something to let you down." Zhang Liqiu's face flushed and she struggled twice, "Shitou is sleeping in there."
The gun master cursed in his heart: Of course I know, do you think I want to fuck you? I haven't seen you for so long, everyone knows that you have been wanting to be naughty for a long time. If I don't do it now, who knows when you will partner with another man, and then you will make me a green hat, is it fun?
The two of them stripped naked on the sofa in the living room. Zhang Liqiu was a little crazy today. She hadn't made love for a long time, and the feeling was really unbearable. She took the initiative to straddle the gun captain's legs and shook hard. The gun captain half closed his eyes and let her toss her around, occasionally helping her to straighten his waist.
The door of the guest room suddenly opened. Shitou rushed into the living room rashly. Seeing the two people stripped naked, he didn't even bother to turn around. Zhang Liqiu was so scared that she didn't even scream. Shitou hurriedly asked, "Auntie, where is the toilet?"
Zhang Liqiu then screamed, "Turn around!" Shitou was so scared that he quickly turned his head, but he was probably too anxious to relieve himself and was shaking slightly. The gun chief was laughing secretly. Zhang Liqiu was furious and slapped him in the face. The gun chief was not angry at all. He hugged Zhang Liqiu's waist and thrust hard several times! Zhang Liqiu said hatefully, "You idiot! You... let me up!" The gun chief sat on the sofa with his back to Shitou, raised his head and shouted, "Shitou, the toilet is on the right side facing you, go straight! Open the door."
Shitou walked over, turned the door open and rushed in. It was a toilet. Shitou looked for a long time but didn't know what it was, so he had to take off his pants and squat on it. When he was in the county hotel, the gun captain had taught Shitou how to use many daily tools such as opening doors, turning on water, turning on lights, etc. Shitou squatted on the toilet with his face swollen red and purple, and only heard a few loud "bang bang" sounds.
The gun commander finally let Zhang Liqiu go. As soon as the two returned to the room, they heard the noise made by the stone. The gun commander cursed: "I admire this kid so much. Even his shit makes such a loud noise!"
Zhang Liqiu was still terrified by what had just been exposed. The spearman smiled and said, "It's okay. I only saw your breasts. I can't see the bottom."
Zhang Liqiu scolded, "It's all your fault! I told you that someone was sleeping in there, but you still came. Did you do it on purpose... Maybe Shitou came out on purpose to see..." Worried about his own thoughts, the spear leader laughed and said, "You overestimate Shitou. Didn't you hear the noise in the bathroom? He must have woken up because he had to poop urgently. Don't worry, Shitou's mind is like a child's, he won't have any other thoughts."
The gun captain knew Shitou very well. But when Shitou squatted on the toilet and emptied his stomach, the white breasts he had just seen suddenly flashed in his mind, shaking. Shitou laughed and thought: Fourth Uncle and his wife are having a baby. Thinking of the lady in the county town, Shitou missed her very much. It would be great if she could be my wife! After killing Wu Jian, the gun captain had no time to take Shitou to whorehouse, so Shitou still had that petite figure in his heart.
The next day, the gun commander took a taxi and went straight to the airport. Zhang Liqiu didn't know how to drive , so he had to go by himself. This was the first time in his life to take a plane. The gun commander felt a sense of pride. I have lived for 32 years and I can say I have finally experienced something new. I must be the first person to take a plane in Banpo.
From security check to boarding, the gun commander looked around like Granny Liu entering the Grand View Garden. He had only seen these scenes on TV before, but now he experienced them in person and found them very fresh. Next to the gun commander was a middle-aged fat man wearing black-framed glasses and looking like an official. The gun commander liked this kind of greasy fat man very much and felt that these guys made a living by flattering and fawning on others.
The fat man smiled at the chief in a friendly manner, then began to fasten his seat belt nervously, then took out a vomit bag and waited for takeoff with a vigilant look. The chief looked at him in surprise and asked, "Brother, will you get airsick?" The fat man said with an unnatural expression on his face, "My blood sugar is a little high, so I feel sick during takeoff and landing. Are you going to Province C on business, brother?"
The spearman laughed and said, "I am a grown woman getting married, this is my first time. Well, I am also ready, so as not to make a fool of myself." Upon hearing this, the fat man quickly laughed and said, "Yes, yes, some people can vomit yellow bile when they take a plane for the first time. It is horrible to watch."
The stewardesses began to check them row by row. The officer's eyes were darting around. The fat man saw this and chuckled, "Aren't the stewardesses pretty?" The officer nodded. The fat man said, "If you like any of them, just go and talk to them. Even though they all pretend to be virgins, as long as you have money, there will always be a few willing to sleep with you."
The gun captain couldn't help but look at the fat man with a confidant's eyes: "Brother, do you have experience in this area?" The fat man laughed obscenely and said, "Of course, but I slept with a stewardess of Thai Airlines, hehe, don't mention how exciting it is." The gun captain said a little disappointedly: "This is a domestic flight."
The fat man said with a relaxed look, "It's all the same! When she comes over later, you can quietly ask: Are there any special flights? If she says: Where do you want to fly, you can say, I can fly anywhere, you can arrange it. If she likes you, she will give you a price, usually around three thousand. If she wants to rip you off, you can bargain!"
The gun captain was a little impressed by the fat man. Although he was fat, he knew a lot of tricks: "Brother, you are really experienced. Let me try it later." The fat man laughed sinisterly and said, "That's right, just try it!" When the stewardess walked over to check their seat belts, the gun captain's eyes widened. This stewardess was no more than 25 years old, and half a head taller than him. He thought to himself that he would have to stand on tiptoe to kiss her, damn it!
Especially the pair of long legs. The fat man nudges him obscenely with his hand, signaling the gun captain to speak. The gun captain is a perverted person, and whispers to the stewardess: "Miss, is there a special flight?"
The stewardess was stunned for a moment, then asked with a smile: "Where do you want to fly to, sir?"
The gunner couldn't help but feel ecstatic, thinking that the fat man really wasn't lying, but the fat man's face had already turned red. "I can fly anywhere, you just make the arrangements."
The stewardess was stunned again, thinking that this man might be mentally ill, and then she smiled politely at the gun captain and said, "We are flying to Province C. Aren't you going to Province C, sir?"
The gun captain thought the other party was beating around the bush with him, and he got a little anxious: "You tell me the price, how much per night?" The stewardess's face suddenly changed color, but she still kept her composure and said very seriously: "Sir, please respect yourself!" After that, she turned around and left. The gun captain was uncomfortable with what he said. He turned around and saw the fat man crying. He understood and cursed in his heart: "Damn it, you screwed your grandfather, let me show you how I'm going to deal with you!" He stared at the fat man with hatred. The fat man looked up at the sky and then at the ground, but he just tried not to laugh, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching.
After the broadcast sounded, the plane began to take off slowly. The gun commander was very angry, but he smiled and said, "This woman doesn't know real gold." The fat man gritted his teeth and said nothing.
The plane began to slowly accelerate. The gunner said slowly, "A couple went out for a trip. The husband would get airsick, so they always prepared two paper bags. But this time, there were really no extra paper bags on the plane. Unfortunately, he vomited too much, so his wife told him to hold it in. Then she rushed to the flight attendant's lounge to find a paper bag. But when she came back, her husband had already started vomiting violently with an empty paper bag. She asked in surprise, "Where did you find the paper bag?"
The fat man had gradually calmed down, mainly because they were about to take off, and the gun captain's words were like ringing in his head. At this time, the plane began to take off. The gun captain said: "Her husband raised his head, his face was pale and he said, I drank all the vomit I just vomited."
The fat man was trying hard to adjust his breathing. When he heard what the gun captain said, his face turned green. He picked up the paper bag and vomited frantically. The gun captain laughed and said, "Dude, vomit slowly. If you vomit too fast, there won't be any extra paper bags later!"
The fat man's vomiting sound was getting louder and louder. What if he vomited all over? The more he tried to control himself, the more he vomited. The gun leader laughed and said, "Slow down, don't vomit, don't vomit, you will have to eat it back and vomit again later..."
The fat man vomited again, and the gun commander thought it was wonderful. He cursed in his heart: You fat pig, let’s see if you dare to tease me again. I’ll kill you!
