Volume 2 Business Chapter 08: Applying for a Certificate (Part 1)
Three months after Zhao Yun took office, he accidentally encountered a director of the Land and Resources Department who was driving drunk and injured a migrant worker. The wine was offered by the gun chief, and the migrant worker was invited for 50 yuan. The gun chief had submitted all the formalities for three months, but there was still no response. He gave 20,000 yuan in money, cigarettes and alcohol, and the gun chief was ready to kill him! Is it so easy for me to take the money from the gun chief? But the director still acted like he was in a state of disbelief.
When the captain was learning to drive, he often worried about this matter. One day, when he was learning traffic regulations, an idea suddenly occurred to him. He blocked the director surnamed Wang for three days, and then they had a meal and drinks, and never mentioned the matter of getting a license.
The director's surname was Wang. On the first day he saw the gun chief, he decided that he was a country bumpkin and it would be a waste if he didn't kill him. After drinking, the gun chief still didn't talk about business. He enthusiastically sent him to the car and opened the door for him, which made the man unable to speak all the official words he had prepared. He had to leave confused and couldn't guess what the gun chief was up to! He bumped into someone carelessly. At this time, he "just happened" to meet a traffic policeman who was ready to go to work with an alcohol detector. He saluted politely and asked for his ID. Director Wang got excited. He was probably used to being domineering. He said: "I'm wondering if you, little comrade, know how to enforce the law? It was obviously him who crossed the lane, how could you not see that?" His meaning was very clear, but his attitude was very problematic. It happened that the traffic policeman was a good policeman who was very principled and didn't buy it at all. Asking him to show his ID again, Director Wang snorted, took out his work ID in one hand and picked up his cell phone in the other: "Hello, Captain Li, I'm Wang. I'm fine. I'm just stopped here by your men and wouldn't let me leave. Can you come over? Okay, okay, I'll wait." After finishing the call, he glanced at the other person with a relaxed look on his face, meaning that I'm going to call your boss over and see what you can do.
The traffic police glanced at his work ID and handed it back to him. Director Wang asked confidently, "Young comrade, can I go now? It will not look good if your captain comes later. I will pay for the medical expenses if you hit someone." The traffic police didn't even look at him and asked about the injured person. Apart from the injury to his calf, there were no problems with other parts of his body. He took out a one-shot camera from the trunk of his motorcycle and took pictures of the entire accident scene and the positions of the car and people. Then he hailed a taxi and asked the driver to take the person to the hospital. As soon as the injured person left, a Santana owned by the highway patrol came over. The door opened and the person inside got out of the car. When he saw the traffic police, he was immediately stunned!
"Captain Zhao... why did you come out?" This was a very learned tone. On the surface it was a greeting, but in fact it was a reminder to the man surnamed Wang that this person's status was higher than mine, so he should not mess around.
Zhao Yun looked at the man and smiled, "I had nothing to do after get off work, so I asked your squadron for a set of equipment and came out to experience the work of the grassroots brothers." Pointing at Director Wang, he asked, "Is this your friend?" The squadron leader didn't dare to say anything. If he said he didn't know him, wouldn't it be a clear lie? He said naturally, "He is my classmate's brother. I just received a call and came to see him."
Wang's face turned pale, and he was extremely depressed. This matter was difficult to handle. He was so unlucky to run into a captain, and he was still putting on airs in front of him. Isn't this asking for trouble? His face was like a cramp, smiling: "You don't recognize the great man! It turned out to be Captain Zhao, this, this..." Captain Li understood what was going on as soon as he saw the scene. When he saw the equipment in the trunk of Zhao Yun's motorcycle, he sighed in his heart: I can't save you this time.
Zhao Yun walked up to Director Wang very politely and said, "Please show me your driving license and vehicle registration." After announcing the confiscation of the license, there was a series of legal terms, such as "You have violated the provisions of Article X, Paragraph X, please go to the traffic police brigade in a certain year and month to accept punishment, and at the same time, a notice will be issued to the unit of the vehicle causing the accident..." When Director Wang heard that the unit had to be notified, his whole body was frozen! He wanted to kneel down to Zhao Yun on the spot, begging for mercy, and winking at the squadron leader surnamed Li. Captain Li could only sigh secretly: I don't know how you, you son of a bitch, have offended Captain Zhao. But he smiled and said, "Captain Zhao, do you think we can delay this for two days before notifying the other unit?"
Zhao Yun frowned and thought for a while, then looked at Captain Li, then at Director Wang, and then rode away without saying a word. He certainly knew about officialdom. If this Wang had one or two people in the unit who he had a problem with, as long as he made a fuss about this matter, his position as director would probably be over. Punishment is a small matter, but official career is a big matter. For Zhao Yun, this matter was just to help a gun captain, he played the good cop, and the gun captain played the bad cop.
Zhao Yun left, leaving Director Wang in a gloomy mood, looking at Captain Li like a young woman who had been abandoned. Captain Li slapped his forehead and groaned, "Brother Wang, you are usually such a smart person, how come you can't read the situation today? How can an ordinary traffic policeman remain indifferent when he hears you calling me?"
Director Wang's voice was clearly filled with tears: "I just drank a few more glasses today, and I offended this Zhao guy before I called you?" Captain Li asked hurriedly: "What did you say to him?" Director Wang snorted: "Call him a little comrade, he doesn't know how to enforce the law."
Captain Li exclaimed, "Young comrade? Oh my god, I'm really impressed by you. You're so arrogant. He's the captain of a detachment, my immediate superior, who took office three months ago."
Director Wang groaned, "If I knew it would be like this, would I? Brother, what do you think we should do about this?"
Captain Li shook his head and smiled bitterly, "It's difficult, difficult, difficult. Since Captain Zhao took office, he has been very stubborn. He refused all the daily necessities that our traffic police team distributes as per the routine. When someone gives him gifts to ask for favors, he accepts them without hesitation, but then he gives the gifts to retired policemen and registers them with the team's disciplinary inspection department. Now no one dares to use his back door anymore."
Director Wang asked hurriedly, "You just tried to intercede with him, but he left without saying anything. What does this mean?"
Captain Li laughed and said, "I don't understand either. He is a senior leader. I haven't been dealing with him for a long time. Maybe he will be stable for two days... Or maybe he will ignore me..."
After hearing this, Captain Wang was full of resentment towards the gun captain. If this bastard hadn't forced me to drink, would this have happened? Thinking about the gun captain's strange behavior today, a thought suddenly popped up in his mind. Would this bumpkin contact his rivals in the unit and deliberately mess with me? But how could a traffic police captain be involved? No, I have to settle this matter now, otherwise it might be too late to wait until tomorrow.
After saying hello to Captain Li, he hurriedly began to mobilize all his social connections to see if anyone could control the captain surnamed Zhao! However, he kept trying until the next day, and no one could help him. Several deputy department leaders had heard of this person, but they only said one thing: this person is a stone in the toilet.
Director Wang was completely discouraged. He had no choice but to call the chief of rifles. If the chief of rifles really did it, then there was nothing he could do except to surrender. After agreeing on a time and place to meet, Director Wang was waiting there half an hour in advance. The two were like a couple who had just fallen in love. The chief of rifles dragged on for half an hour before finally arriving. After waiting for an hour, Director Wang was like an ant on a hot pot. At first, he cursed the chief of rifles as a bastard, then he began to regret that he should not have accepted the gift but not done the job. Finally, he had a completely surrendering mentality. I will return the gift and do the job as long as you are willing to let me go!
But he still had to put on airs, lest he be looked down upon by this shameless fellow. The chief sat down, staring at Director Wang without saying a word, without a trace of his usual humility and flattery. Seeing the chief's expression, Director Wang was startled and knew that he was going to lose someone today.
"Brother Chen, I was wrong! I was blinded by greed. I'll do whatever you say!" He didn't intend to bargain anymore and just laid his cards on the table.
The spear leader laughed. It was his own fault for his lack of experience. He had Zhao Yun, such a useful backer, to enjoy the cool breeze, but he himself got hurt. Officialdom! Damn it, officialdom is just a bunch of whores serving customers. They pretend to be whores and put on a chastity at ordinary times. Once the packaging is stripped off, they are still just as cheap. You can do whatever you want with them. And how many people can sell their art but not their bodies? Even those who don't sell their bodies don't have a few emotional confidants? After this incident, the spear leader finally understood everything. After all, he had learned eight years of knowledge. In addition to his moral character, his IQ had made a leap.
"Director Wang, you are too polite. We are brothers. Just tell me what you want to do. As long as I can do it, I will go through fire and water for it." The spear chief's short string of bold words made Director Wang smile bitterly: "Brother Chen, I am not nice enough in this matter. I was wrong first! I will not say anything else. I will do what you want to do tomorrow. Also, you said we are brothers, and we didn't know each other before. Take this!" After that, he handed over a medium-sized envelope. The spear chief did not take it, but he could tell at a glance that there was no less than 20,000 yuan. It seemed that this Wang had really surrendered.
The spear leader laughed and said, "Since we are brothers, what's mine is yours. There is no reason to take back the saliva you spit out. Don't worry, we will do our own things. I will have to trouble Director Wang a lot in the future."
Director Wang saw that he was determined not to accept it, and it was no use just passing it on like that, so he had to take it back and said with a smile: "Brother Chen, you've really made me suffer these past two days. If you had said it earlier, would we have had such a misunderstanding?"
The spear leader laughed and said, "As the saying goes, there is no friendship without fighting. Our friendship was built through fighting. Only such a foundation is solid and deep enough!"
Director Wang heaved a sigh of relief. He finally solved the problem. He never knew that this scoundrel-looking guy had such a strong background. "Brother Chen, if you don't mind, you can call me brother from now on. My name is Shen, and I won't call you Chu anymore, as if I'm a virgin."
The knot was untied, and the two of them spoke frankly. The gun captain cursed in his heart: Are you a little girl? You are at most a stinky bitch who has not been infected with the disease, why are you pretending to be pure. But he laughed and said, "Okay, I will call you brother from now on... Hey, wait, how old are you this year?"
Wang Shen smiled and said, "I am thirty-one years old, born in 1970."
The gun captain calculated and laughed in his heart: I was born in the year of the Rooster and you are born in the year of the Dog, so it is destined that there will be unrest between the whole family. Damn it, you are what you were born in, and you look down on people.
"I'm one year older than you, and I'm taking the liberty of calling you brother!"
"It should be. It should be."
The spear captain smiled and said to Wang Shen: "Brother, you are young and promising. You have achieved success at the age of 30. Your future development is limitless!" The two of them flattered him and then made an appointment to have fun together another day.
In less than two days, Wang Shen personally delivered the mining license and other related documents to the gun chief. The area originally applied for by the gun chief was unconditionally expanded by ten square kilometers, and the total area reached fifty square kilometers. The mineral resource compensation fee per square kilometer was less than one hundred yuan! This surprised the gun chief. According to regulations, the compensation per square kilometer is 500 to 1,000 yuan per year. It seems that Wang Shen really has a way. It was easy for the gun chief. He made a phone call and Zhao Yun threw the case into the trash can. He didn't do any safety record and other procedures.
The gun captain felt that he had made a fortune by having sex with Wang Shen. He gathered all the documents and prepared to take Wu Jian back to his hometown. The documents were obtained, but the work was not over yet. The official seals of the county and city land bureaus had not been stamped. With the experience of dealing with Wang Shen, the gun captain did not feel embarrassed about the next thing to do. Now that Wang Shen was his old lover, he could also temporarily play the role of a brothel owner, let him pimp, and then bring another whore to have sex with him.
He had passed the driving test long ago. With Zhao Yun here, who dared to take advantage of him? On the day he got his license, Zhao Yun drove his own car and took the gun captain to visit the parking lots in the city. With Zhao Yun as the captain, who dared to cheat the gun captain? Considering that he would drive on mountain roads in the future, he set his sights on an imported off-road pickup truck. The boss wanted to tell Captain Zhao his true feelings: the purchase price was 88,000 yuan. If he made a penny, his whole family would die! Zhao Yun had been the captain for several months and knew the market situation to some extent. This price was indeed not inflated.
The gun captain swiped his card on the spot, and the boss quickly had someone fill up the car's gas tank. Declining the kindness of someone driving to the door, Zhao Yun led the way, and the gun captain followed behind, and drove straight into the traffic police station, called a policeman on duty, threw the car, the purchase invoice, the certificate of conformity, etc. to him, and asked the gun captain to leave 15,000 yuan for the purchase surcharge.
The two stayed in the captain's office drinking tea and chatting. The gun captain saw that Zhao Yun was using a laptop, but it was always turned off, so he asked curiously: "Seventh brother, you are using a laptop, open it and let me see." Zhao Yun was unhappy and cursed: "I don't know how to use this thing. When the people below bought office supplies, they forced it on me." Zhao Yun only felt comfortable when he spoke in front of the gun captain. In front of others, he had to pretend, pretending to be a grandson to the superiors and a grandfather to the subordinates. In his words: This is not what a human being does. But the gun captain's words woke him up. He had to endure it! One day I will kill back to the criminal investigation team.
The spear master chuckled and said, "I'll take it and study it instead of leaving it here as an antique." Zhao Yun knew that this kid naturally liked these things. He was a physics genius in prison. When he talked about mechanics, electricity, etc., his head was like a spring. He was very intelligent. He waved his hand and said generously, "You can take it and play with it. It won't take up space here. I say, you are worth millions, why do you still like to take advantage of others?"
The gun captain quickly explained: "My brother, you are holding the imperial edict as straw paper. This thing must be at least 20,000. My girlfriend's family runs a computer company. Apart from the wealthy units, who can afford it? Although I have some money, you know that money can't be spent carelessly!"
Zhao Yun smiled and said, "Alright, alright, stop complaining about being poor to me! I'm not competing with you for money."
The spear leader put the notebook on his lap, feeling as sweet as drinking honey. It's great to have a brother! It would be even better if he was a sister. He couldn't help but glance at Zhao Yun. Seeing his handsome appearance, it would be great if he was a woman. He was not interested in men, so he couldn't help but ask, "Seventh Brother, why don't you consider getting married?"
Zhao Yun smiled and said , "It will be soon. I am planning to go on a blind date these two days. The other party is a teacher."
The gun commander was about to make a joke when the phone on the table rang. Zhao Yun picked up the phone, hummed twice, and put it down. He said to the gun commander, "The formalities are done. Go ahead. Call me when you come back. I won't see you off."
The gun captain agreed and ran away with his computer, fearing that Zhao Yun would regret it. He went downstairs and saw the policeman helping to apply the license plate. The gun captain leaned over and took a look: YA. 11688. He was shocked. This number is too powerful. If it is put on the car market, someone will pay tens of thousands of yuan to buy it. A group of new car owners stared at the gun captain with red eyes of jealousy. It's so annoying to compare with others! It's unscrupulous to have such a good number on a pickup truck!
After the young man finished the license plate, he smiled at the gun captain and said, "This is the captain's personal number. Most people can't get it." Then he handed the license and the remaining money to the gun captain and said, "Look, it's best to go to the insurance company to buy insurance. All the procedures are complete. Haha, the people in the command center have already informed the brothers below and released a captain's number. In the future, as long as no one dies, no one will embarrass you."
The gun captain hugged the notebook and asked, "What captain number? Doesn't your captain have a car?"
The young man smiled and said, "For every good license plate number, our team from top to bottom has to keep a portion as a favor. There's nothing we can do about it. Everyone has relatives and friends. The captain's number is the best, and you're the first one since he took office!" He glanced at the notebook in the gun captain's arms, which looked familiar. He opened his mouth but held it back, thinking, who is this guy? Why does he get to use the captain's laptop?
Seeing that he wanted to say something but didn't, the gun captain thought he wanted some benefits, so he smiled and stuffed the remaining money, about two thousand yuan, into his pocket: "Take it, thank you for your trouble. Let's go drink, it's my treat!" After saying that, the young man hurriedly got into the car without waiting for him to react. The young traffic policeman quickly chased after him. Dare to take the captain's money, isn't this courting death? The gun captain stuck his head out and smiled: "Don't worry! I won't tell your captain. It's my treat for you to drink. Don't argue! That's it."
He put the car in gear, waved to the young man, and slowly drove out of the compound.
