Volume 19: Legend of Lu Xiaofeng Chapter 549 A very funny joke
"I'm here."
Su Weiyun actually stepped slowly out of the void, his steps suspended in the air, his body controlling the wind.
This is no longer light work.
No martial art can reach this level.
Liu Changjie murmured, "Legend has it that there is another realm above the gods, called Shattering the Void. I never thought that this legend is actually true."
Gong Jiu tilted his head and stared at Su Weiyun with wide eyes, but couldn't utter a word.
Su Weiyun walked up to him and said with a smile: "Although you have buried the entire famous palace, I still have a way to get out."
Gong Jiu looked him up and down carefully, as if he was an ignorant child seeing a luxurious windmill in the field for the first time.
"You, you came out of the ruins?"
Gong Jiu suddenly laughed like crazy and said, "Hahahahaha, even though you're out, Wu Ming still miscalculated after all! He would never have thought that I would suddenly destroy the famous palace and bury him inside!"
Su Weiyun asked with some sympathy, "Do you really want him to be wrong?"
Gong Jiu seemed to have regained his composure and said, "Wu Ming is not omniscient and omnipotent! He can also make mistakes sometimes!"
Su Weiyun suddenly sighed: "You are wrong. He did not make a mistake."
"He had expected that you would bury the famous palace and destroy the secret passage. This was what he wanted. This move is to put yourself in a desperate situation and then survive. He wants to take advantage of this dilemma to break through the realm and reach the Broken Void!"
It reaches the sky above and penetrates the underworld below!
Break the void, God is not permanent!
If a person reaches the state of "breaking the void", nothing can hold him back, because he is shuttling back and forth in the void, which is beyond words and mysterious.
This is exactly the state that Wu Ming has been pursuing!
Gong Jiu showed an extremely horrified expression on his face, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Are you telling the truth? Wu Ming really didn't make a mistake?"
Su Weiyun said calmly: "He was the one who miscalculated, not you!"
He suddenly produced something like an account book from his sleeve and threw it to Bai Yujing from a distance.
"This is what Wu Ming asked me to give you. It is a record of all his overseas forces."
Su Weiyun looked at Miss Wang again and said with a smile, "Wu Ming also said something specifically. He said he would pass the position of the island owner of Wuming Island to Miss Wang Shenglan."
Miss Wang was holding the Overlord Spear and had been ready to strike at any time since she came to the island. It was not until now that she relaxed a little.
"I?"
Miss Wang was surprised and asked, "Why would he give it to me?"
Su Weiyun said: "Wu Ming said that he had no intention of harming you, but he made you pretend to be crazy for several years. He felt guilty about you, so he wanted to repay you."
Miss Wang was overwhelmed with emotions, but suddenly she smiled.
Gong Jiu who was standing next to him suddenly shouted, "Impossible! Where is Wu Ming? Where is he? I want to see him!"
Su Weiyun said: "He won't see you again. Haven't you said goodbye to him?"
Gong Jiu suddenly rushed towards the ruins, constantly moving soil and rocks, trying to find the secret passage, just like a wounded rabbit looking for its own nest.
"Wu Ming, come out now! I want to see you! Damn it!"
His voice was shrill and scary.
However, when everyone heard this voice, what arose in their hearts was not fear, but sympathy.
Bai Yujing asked Su Weiyun: "Wu Ming... Is Wu Ming really dead?"
Su Weiyun did not answer the question directly, but smiled and said: "Who knows? Maybe he will stay behind that door forever, or maybe he will also break through the void and leave."
Liu Changjie seemed to be thinking about something for a long time, and then suddenly asked, "Then Gong Jiu..."
Su Weiyun said calmly: "Whoever wants to kill him and gain merit, just go and kill him with a sword!"
Gong Jiu was still digging in the soil, his palms were cracked and bleeding.
He seemed to be oblivious to everything . His only thought was to see Wu Ming!
At this moment, it seemed that anyone who walked over and struck him with a sword could kill him immediately.
Whoever kills Gong Jiu will become famous and renowned in the world.
But no one took action.
Everyone has understood that Gong Jiu is actually dead, and what remains in the world is just a poor beast that has lost its elders and home.
…
Unknown island.
The smell of scorched earth is still in my nose.
But everyone seemed very happy.
They headed north together, boarded a large ship, and planned to return happily to the Central Plains.
Everyone stood comfortably on the deck, enjoying the spring sea breeze.
Xiao Ma smiled at Su Weiyun and said, "Brother Su, you are a real big shot this time. There is no one more powerful than you in the world!"
Su Weiyun smiled and looked into the distance.
The sun has not yet set, and the sunset glow spreads across the sky.
The sea water hits the sunset glow again and again, reflecting the colorful light and sparkling.
Liu Changjie suddenly asked: "I'm very curious, what do you want to do most now?"
"I want to meet someone."
"Meet someone? Who?"
Ding Xi's interest was also piqued.
Su Weiyun said: "Meet someone you don't know."
He tilted his head to think about it, then suddenly drew out the Xiaoxiang Sword, slashed the void with one sword, and the whole person suddenly became invisible and disappeared on the ship.
He just left like that.
Xiao Ma said blankly: "Is this the realm of Shattered Void? It comes and goes as you please?"
Bai Yujing also came over at this time and said with a smile: "We don't need to grieve, he will come back again."
When Xiao Ma saw Bai Yujing, he said excitedly, "Of course Brother Su will come back. Bai Jianxia, have you counted all the things Wu Ming left behind? Can we start dividing the spoils?"
A fire on the Nameless Island burned many treasures, including various lost martial arts secrets, but fortunately Wu Ming's account book still recorded the rare items he stored in other places overseas.
Bai Yujing couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, and said, "Of course your benefit is indispensable."
Lu Xiaofeng suddenly said, "I don't want any martial arts skills, gold, silver or jewelry."
Bai Yujing was a little surprised: "Oh? You don't want anything?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "I only want one thing."
Bai Yujing asked, "What is that?"
Lu Xiaofeng said slowly: "Su Weiyun is already so powerful now, and will be worshipped as a legend in the future. Now it's so lucky that so many people are here..."
He paused and said, "We must expose his embarrassing story! Otherwise, where will our reputation be spread in the world?!"
Everyone looked at each other, thought for a while, and found that no one could think of anything.
Bai Yujing suddenly said, "I have one here."
Lu Xiaofeng's eyes lit up, and he quickly came over and asked, "What? Tell me quickly?"
"Do you know that Su Weiyun ate Miss Shaman's slender hand on the Nameless Island? He felt embarrassed later and asked me to apologize to her..."
“…”
Bai Yujing lowered his voice so low that he almost whispered into Lu Xiaofeng's ear.
After listening to this, Lu Xiaofeng was in high spirits and laughed out loud.
"Hahaha! So Su Weiyun is this kind of person?! Hahahaha!"
He kept laughing, but the people around him didn't know what he was laughing at, and he didn't say anything when they asked him.
Liu Changjie walked over and said to Lu Xiaofeng: "Don't forget, if I hadn't helped you deliver the message this time..."
After hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng thought about it for a moment, and then told Liu Changjie about this matter.
Liu Changjie also started laughing.
"Oh my, Su Weiyun, ah Su Weiyun, he can actually do such a shameless thing! Hahahahahaha!"
Everyone looked at him in surprise, but he didn't say what it was.
Finally, Long Wu came out and said, "Liu Changjie, you owed me a favor back then, you..."
Liu Changjie had no choice but to repeat these words to Long Wu again.
After hearing this, Long Wu burst into laughter, and his injuries seemed to have healed almost immediately.
"Hahahaha, Su Weiyun is so funny!"
Ye Gucheng walked to Long Wu again and said, "General Long Wu, I saved you once in the famous hall..."
So Long Wu told this story to Ye Gucheng again.
Wei Ziyun was so itchy that he couldn't help but say, "City Lord Ye, we in the Forbidden City have treated you badly..."
Ye Gucheng smiled and told him the same story.
Seeing this, Yang Zheng also said: "Wei Ziyun, we from the Six Gates helped you once..."
Then Yang Zheng really found out about this matter.
Ding Xi said: "Brother Yang, if you don't tell me, I'm afraid you will be sorry for those salted fish in the secret passage..."
Of course Ding Xi got what he wanted and heard Su Weiyun's joke.
“Interesting, interesting…hahahahahahahahahaha…”
Ding Xi told Xiao Ma, Xiao Ma told Qiu Fengwu, Qiu Fengwu told Miss Wang...
By the end, everyone knew the funny joke.
Everyone stood on the boat and laughed. The laughter spread throughout the world, carried by the wind, and reached every corner, whether occupied or not.
The setting sun illuminates the sea, the boat, and their figures;
The sea reflected the sunset, the boat, and their figures;
The smile is as bright as the sky.
Whether in the sky or in the sea, they stand there.
Their traces will be forever engraved in this world!