Volume 1: Playing football with me will break your legs Chapter 89: Are you worthy of going to Real Madrid?
“Ha, ha, hahahahaha…”
After pushing the ball into the empty goal, Li Polo lay directly on the Tottenham goal line, with his limbs fully stretched out, lying on his back and laughing.
From the top of his own penalty area, he ran all the way to the opponent's penalty area, a distance of more than 80 meters.
He also completed a stop, a dribble, and one and a half bicycle kicks!
This is already the most technically demanding game in my life!
Of course, that one and a half pedaling movements were not intentional, but the physical strength could not keep up, so the movements were deformed!
The 80-meter long-distance sprint completely drained his last bit of physical strength. Now he was lying flat on the grass, but he still felt as if his lungs were about to explode!
Except for Akinfenwa who symbolically ran two steps towards him, all the Wimbledon players stayed in their own half without exception. Rigg and Porter wanted to support and pick up the loose balls, but there was really no way. Their legs were no longer strong enough to support another high-speed sprint, and even running over to celebrate was a bit difficult.
So they simply imitated the celebration from last time:
Everyone just lie down where you are!
It is not only a response to Li Polo, but also an opportunity to relax the limbs and recover a little bit of physical strength!
…
"Everyone, get up!"
Tottenham manager Pochettino was so anxious that he yelled at the defenders and goalkeeper who were kneeling on the ground:
"The game isn't over yet! We still have time!"
If it weren't for the identity issue, he would even want to encourage them by using the example of Chelsea defeating Bayern to win the Champions League two years ago.
[Think about Drogba of Chelsea in 2012, Robben of Bayern in 2013, Ramos of Real Madrid in 2014, and Solskjaer of Manchester United a long time ago. There are so many vivid examples. Can't you learn from them? ]
[There are still two minutes left in the game. With the injury time, we still have at least five minutes to catch up. Don't give up early! ]
Perhaps sensing the head coach's tenacious fighting spirit, the Tottenham players quickly cheered up. Lori picked up the ball from the goal and passed it to a teammate near the center circle. Then he looked down at Li Polo who was still panting heavily:
"Is it time to get up?"
"Ha, ha, ha... I can't get up! Hahahaha..."
Li Polo was panting and acting like a rogue.
Lori had no choice but to bend down, reach out to pull the bastard up from the ground, and then push him hard out of the penalty area !
But as soon as he let go, Li Polo fell to the ground with a "bang"!
I only heard Crazy Gang No. 1 raising his right hand with difficulty and shouting to the referee in the distance:
"Referee, someone hit me!"
…
"Damn it!"
"Aren't you fucking exhausted? Why are you yelling at the referee so loudly?!"
[Negative emotions from Lori, +10! ]
Lori's eyes twitched and he subconsciously looked at the referee.
He has not forgotten that it was this bastard who, in the match against Liverpool, caused Coutinho's mentality to explode with a realistic performance and sent him off with a red card!
Fortunately, the referee had no intention of issuing a card. He just hooked his finger at Li Polo, indicating that he could get up from the ground.
Li Polo, who failed to commit a foul, shook his head and slowly stood up.
He glanced at Lori, who was trembling with anger, and walked towards the center circle with some regret.
[If we can get the French goalkeeper sent off, will we be able to score a goal in the next game without having to use a bicycle? ]
When the Wimbledon players finished celebrating and slowly returned to their respective positions, Kane immediately kicked the ball to Eriksen.
There are still 3 minutes left, Tottenham still has a chance!
Let’s score a goal first!
…
All Wimbledon players retreated, and the injury time turned into an internal offensive training match for Tottenham.
Eriksen, Kane and Chadli all swung their thighs and chose to shoot directly as long as there was a slight gap!
But they didn't even look at the fact that Wimbledon had arranged eight defensive players directly in the penalty area. How could they get in?
During these three minutes, the caddies at White Hart Lane were more active than ever before. As soon as the ball flew out of the baseline, they would immediately throw it into the field.
On the contrary, the players of Wimbledon would slowly delay .
Seeing that the referee wanted to help Tottenham add half a minute of time, after knocking over Eriksson again, Li Polo lay directly on the ground, hugging his left leg and rolling on the ground:
"Referee, I have cramps! Come help me stretch my legs!"
The referee watched his performance speechlessly:
"Can you be a little more sincere? I can believe you if you say you were just scratched, but how can you roll around after spraining a muscle?"
Li Polo immediately lay down and didn't move:
"Just blow the whistle, referee! It's hard for me to lie on the ground!"
The referee rolled his eyes, but still picked up the whistle:
“Drip, drip, drip!!!”
…
"Wimbledon was very strong, I expected that, so I sent out almost all my main players."
Fifteen minutes later, Pochettino appeared at the press conference.
With a lonely look on his face, he looked at the reporters from dozens of media outlets and could only lower his head:
"After watching the videos of their wins over Manchester United and Liverpool, we also developed a detailed countermeasure strategy, but we still didn't get the desired result. Today, my opponent taught me a lesson, especially their No. 1 player. When he changed from a central defender to a midfielder, I have to admit that my central attack was almost frozen by him."
He raised his eyes slightly and asked sincerely:
"It's still the winter transfer window. If Wimbledon is willing to let him go, I believe Mr. Levy will be willing to offer a satisfactory offer!"
There was a sudden commotion inside the venue.
Is Pochettino publicly expressing... that he wants to sign Li Polo?
Are you kidding me?!
Directly entering the top league from the fourth-level league, even the previous "most inspirational grassroots player" Vardy only went from the fifth level to the second-level Championship!
Adre, who came on stage next, was immediately asked about this topic.
He also refuted it immediately:
"I am very proud that my players are so good that our opponents want to poach them directly. As a head coach, I certainly hope that our players can reach a higher stage, but... what do you think, Polo?"
Li Polo, who was sitting next to him, certainly couldn't say "Coach, I want to go to the Premier League", but agreed with his point of view:
"At least not today, or in a week, boss."
They will return to their home ground to play the second round against Tottenham in a week, so he comforted his coach in this way.
After receiving a satisfactory answer, Adrey nodded and generously handed the microphone directly to him.
The reporters were also very satisfied with his self-awareness and immediately threw out questions:
"Polo, what you just said means that you are ready to leave Wimbledon? Is there a team you want to join?"
Li Polo was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that the words he used to perfunctorily answer the head coach would still be interpreted in other ways.
He simply nodded:
"I want to join Real Madrid."
The meeting place suddenly became quiet.
Some people couldn't even control their laughter.
real Madrid?
You are so funny!
They just won the tenth Champions League trophy in their history half a year ago and are the most powerful club in history!
Why should you, a semi-amateur player who can't even do a bicycle pedal, join Real Madrid?
Just because you are handsome, can you help sell jerseys?
But after hearing this fantastic answer, those reporters who were eager to create chaos lost their patience in fanning the flames.
Only one person kept asking:
"Why Real Madrid? Why not Barcelona?"
Li Polo found a random reason:
"You know, I'm a poor guy who played amateur football. I want to join Real Madrid to make a lot of money. If I choose Barcelona, I'm afraid they will ask me to reduce my weekly salary or even play for them for free!"
Eto'o, Fabregas, Mascherano, Suarez, Coutinho, Paulinho, Griezmann, Arthur, Aguero, Depay, Traore, Aubameyang... lined up to like him!
【Talking about money is too vulgar! 】
【Football players should also remember their original aspirations! 】
【What we love is the real pure football! 】
Neymar and Dembele forwarded with tears:
"If you don't forward it, you are not a Barcelona person!"
