Volume 1: Playing football with me will break your legs Chapter 79: You can ejaculate with your eyes closed!
Perhaps because the performance just now was too intense, Li Polo, who was lying on the ground, was feeling a little dizzy.
But his other feelings were crystal clear.
The light shining through my eyelids, the breeze on the court, the feel of the grass beneath me, the warmth of the team doctors around me…
He also heard the very familiar "Song of Li Polo" playing in the stands.
After lying there for a full minute, he opened .
Douglas patted his shoulder, his expression slightly cautious:
"If you still feel dizzy, stop playing immediately!"
The Liverpool team doctor next to him didn't even bother to curl his lips this time.
[Wimbledon, you don’t have to keep acting like this! ]
…
"Polo Lee stood up again, and the home fans responded to their hero with a thunderous cheer."
Lineker showed a meaningful smile:
"It is hard to believe that in English football, which is rooted in the community, there is a Chinese player who is so loved by the fans."
Carragher shrugged.
"Oh no, maybe it's the opposite of what you said. It's because Wimbledon football is rooted in the community fans that he has the opportunity to be supported."
Neville was stunned for a moment, and had to agree:
"Jamie, you're right this time."
…
When Li Polo finished his long treatment and returned to the game, it was already the 70th minute.
Liverpool's formation was actually quite complete with one man down, but Rodgers still made a substitution, replacing veteran Lambert, who had not taken a single shot in the entire game, with the only genuine striker on the bench, Italian golden boy Balotelli.
To be fair, it was normal for Lambert not to get any chances under Lee Boluo's tight defense, but at least he helped Gerrard stop Lee Boluo through his tireless running, thus creating Liverpool's first goal.
Now it’s Balotelli’s turn, his running ability and attitude towards the game... totally unimaginable!
…
"Is Rogers's move a last-ditch effort?"
Zhan Jun also expressed the same concern.
Li Yuankui thought for a moment:
"Is he pinning his hopes on Balotelli's shooting talent?"
Zhan Jun thought about it, but couldn't help shaking his head:
"Balotelli is no longer the Golden Boy winner he once was. His spirit has been worn out in the past few years. Is Rogers too optimistic about his ability to stand up in such adversity?"
…
Rogers certainly knows what Balotelli is like now.
He has joined Liverpool for half a season and has made 22 appearances in all competitions, with a total playing time of more than 1,000 minutes. He has scored 0 goals and 0 assists, which is comparable to the former British winger Downing, nicknamed "Tang Ling".
Balotelli, who had played for Manchester City for several years and was once a powerful force, is certainly not unable to adapt to the Premier League environment. His strength has simply declined drastically!
His attitude, spirit and will are unable to support himself in realizing his talent!
But Rogers had no choice.
Rogers could also complain:
“What team did I lead last season?
The biggest favorite to win the Premier League title!
European Golden Boot Suarez, Premier League Silver Boot Sturridge, European Golden Boy Sterling.
Who are these people now?
Lambert, Balotelli, Borini...
There are only a few of them, and Lambert and others are starting. Can he play?
I can’t play! I don’t have the ability! We will lose to amateur teams next, and after losing to amateurs, we will lose to China and India!”
Watching Balotelli walking on the field, Rogers couldn't help but feel sad:
"Thank God, Liverpool is the first Premier League team to prepare for the 2015-2016 season!"
…
Not surprisingly, Balotelli's appearance not only did not improve Liverpool's offense, but instead turned them from 10 vs. 11 into 9 vs. 11...
Some fake fans will say "Messi loves to walk" and "C Ronaldo doesn't return to defense". If they have watched Balotelli's games after he was 23 years old, they will definitely think that Messi and Ronaldo are indeed the two greatest players of their generation! Player role models!
The team is already one man short, and now the forward likes to take a walk. Even if Liverpool's two midfielders Henderson and Lucas are strong runners, they can't make up for the two big holes in the frontcourt!
But God did not completely close the door to Liverpool.
In the 76th minute, Fuller stole the ball from Markovic and immediately passed it diagonally to Li Polo, but the grass was too slippery and the ball was too fast. Li Polo stretched his foot to stop and it stopped three meters away...
Henderson, who was standing beside him, accepted the gift without hesitation and passed the ball straight between Phillips and Goodman!
Balotelli, who was too lazy to retreat, turned a disaster into a blessing and got a one-on-one opportunity!
Then, under the gaze of more than 4,700 fans at the scene and millions of TV viewers, the Italian genius seemed to have his feet burned by the football and took three seconds to adjust his movement to stop the ball!
By the time he finally found the right angle and was about to kick the ball , Goodman, who was riding a horse, had already chased back and blocked his shot directly!
Henderson held his head in his hands and Gerrard sighed to the sky!
Rogers on the sidelines was so angry that he stomped his feet!
[This Mario, I told him to warm up early, but he just wouldn't listen! ]
[Now the ball is at my feet, and I blame it for being too hot! ]
But before he could vent his emotions, he saw that Wimbledon's counterattack had already begun.
This time, Fuller did not dare to pass the ball diagonally to Li Polo, but kicked the ball directly to the back.
Aziz, who replaced Akinfenwa, instantly started sprinting at full speed. After only three or four steps, he left Liverpool's central defender Sakho behind!
Although Dubis, Skrtel and Emre Can also wanted to sprint, they were obviously unable to keep up with Aziz due to their lack of physical strength. They could only stay four or five meters behind and were considered the second echelon.
They had just crossed the middle circle when Li Polo passed them from behind. Now they can only be considered the third echelon...
As Scottel chased wildly, his cheek muscles twitched:
"Is he crazy?"
…
【Why do I feel so dizzy? 】
[Is it because I rushed too hard and the wind blew into my eyes? ]
[Or was it because he saw the "culprit" Mignolet from afar, which triggered a psychological trauma? ]
Li Boluo's head suddenly felt a buzzing sound, and the scene in front of him seemed a little dizzy, as if the world was going to spin at any time.
Aziz had caught up with the football, but the cold wind at night was a bit strange, blowing the cross gradually off course. When Aziz finished stopping the ball, it was already close to the corner flag area.
Sarkozy, who was one step behind him, suddenly relaxed a lot and quickly blocked the inside passage.
[As long as you stay on the side, we will still be good friends! ]
[What is this guy going to do? ]
【Cross? 】
[That Dubis...how can he run so fast? ]
Just as Sako was wondering, Aziz accelerated and made a cross before the ball rolled out of the baseline!
…
Mignolet did not abandon the goal.
He doesn't have Neuer 's habits, he likes to stick to his position.
Only when he keeps the closest distance to the goal at all times can he feel truly safe.
When Aziz passed the ball, he also saw Li Polo rushing towards the goal.
But he was frightened by the No. 1 player on the opposing team after just one look!
【Why is he closing his eyes? ! 】
After this question arose, it suddenly occupied Mignolet's entire brain, delaying his attack by 0.1 seconds.
Perhaps it was just this 0.1 second that the football flew into the penalty area.
Li Polo once again leaped up from the top of the penalty area and accurately headed the pass from his teammate!
The question in Mignolet's mind was magnified infinitely:
[Why... can he reach it even with his eyes closed?! ]
The Belgian goalkeeper's body seemed to be under a spell and he could not move at all!
“Whoosh!”
The football flew into the goal from Mignolet's feet!
He slumped weakly on the ground, staring at the figure with closed eyes in mid-air, who seemed to grin with the corners of his mouth revealing a cruel smile.
[Is he a devil?]
【He is the devil! 】
3:2!
Wimbledon took the lead again in the 77th minute!
Li Polo scored twice with a header!
