Volume 1: Food Wars: Shokugeki no Soma and Orario Chapter 009 Trampling
Faced with this familiar question, Emiya smiled and asked back: "What do you think? Do you think you are a character in an anime?"
Suzumiya Haruhi did not answer Emiya's question immediately, but instead folded her hands and pondered.
Emiya didn't rush.
After a while, Suzumiya Haruhi smiled with relief and said calmly: "Of course I don't think I am a character in an anime. If you want to ask why, there is only one answer."
She jumped up from the sofa, stood in front of Emiya, and said proudly, "Because I'm right here."
Emiya couldn't help but applaud Suzumiya Haruhi, "As expected of the self-centered and self-centered Haruhi Suzumiya, this is a really good answer."
This sentence is very similar to what Natsume Takashi said.
It’s all because I think, therefore I am.
"So, what do you think of me?" Suzumiya Haruhi asked curiously. She leaned her head closer and stared at Emiya, wanting to know what this man thought of her from his mouth.
"Just sit and watch." Emiya replied.
Suzumiya Haruhi couldn't help but tutted her tongue, looking unhappy, "Not satisfied, I'm very dissatisfied with this answer."
But she didn't force Emiya to explain the reason. Instead, she sat down and continued watching the animation. As she watched, she said, "So that's how it is. This Nagato Yuki is actually an alien, Asahina Mikuru is actually a person from the future, and this guy Koizumi Kazuki is actually a person with superpowers."
At the end, I couldn't help but say , "These guys actually dared to hide this from me. They are so brave."
Emiya couldn't help but complain: "Why did they hide it from you? Don't you know?"
"I won't listen, I won't listen." Suzumiya Haruhi shook her head vigorously and said as if no one was around: "In short, all those who hide things from me will be sentenced to death. Death penalty."
"Hey, hey, hey, don't forget who you are, Haruhi Suzumiya." Emiya was a little horrified when he heard this. "You are Haruhi Suzumiya who can change the world and make wishes come true. Even if you are joking, you can't say this. What if your wish comes true? Those people you killed would be wronged."
"How is that possible?" Suzumiya Haruhi sneered at Emiya's words, waved her hand disdainfully and said: "A wish refers to an idea in one's heart that one hopes to realize, with a strong yearning and tendency. Don't you even understand this?"
Emiya: ...
He felt as if he was subtly despised by Suzumiya Haruhi, and suddenly he didn't want to talk to her anymore.
After a while, Suzumiya Haruhi clapped her hands and said, "Okay, it's decided. When I get back, I'll find all these guys."
"Find them all?" Emiya was stunned, then suddenly realized, "Wait, you don't know them yet, you haven't created the SOS Brigade yet?"
Suzumiya Haruhi said: "Didn't I introduce myself before? I'm a freshman at the Prefectural North High School. A genuine freshman who has just been enrolled for less than a week!!!"
Emiya: "...So, the story hasn't even started yet?"
"That's right." Suzumiya Haruhi nodded, "Recently I've been experiencing club activities, but now that I know there are so many interesting things in the world, I don't need to participate in those troublesome club activities. Let's set up the SOS Group first. I will be the leader of the SOS Group, and you will be the vice leader."
Emiya couldn't help but sigh, "You really are so self-centered. Shouldn't you ask me first about such an important matter?"
"So, you don't want to." Suzumiya Haruhi grabbed Emiya's collar and said.
"That's not the case, but I often travel to other worlds, so it's impossible for me to stay in your world, and it's even more impossible for me to often participate in the activities of the SOS Brigade." Emiya thought for a moment and said.
"It's okay, as long as you show up once in a while." Suzumiya Haruhi relaxed the conditions appropriately, "Of course, if there is anything interesting in other worlds, I hope you can invite me."
"Okay." Emiya thought about it and seemed to have nothing wrong with it, so he agreed.
Then he asked, "So, SOS Corps, are you going to look for those members again?"
"Of course, Nagato Yuki is an alien, Asahina Mikuru is from the future, and Koizumi Kazuki is a person with super powers. It would be a pity if we let them go. In fact, I am wondering whether to bring Asakura Ryoko into the mix. Although her attributes overlap with Nagato Yuki's, she is also an alien after all..."
"Wait." Upon hearing this, Emiya interrupted Haruhi Suzumiya and said, "You seem to have missed someone just now."
"Who is it?" Suzumiya Haruhi asked.
"Akyon, you forgot about him like that."
"Ha, why should I pull an ordinary person into my SOS Brigade?" Suzumiya Haruhi said with a look of disgust.
Only then did Emiya remember that in the eyes of Suzumiya Haruhi, who had been enrolled for less than a week, Kyon was just a complete stranger.
There was no special relationship between the two people at all.
In the eyes of Haruhi Suzumiya, Kyon is nothing special.
This is bad. I must have ruined the relationship between the hero and heroine.
"He's the male protagonist." Emiya decided to make a final effort.
"So, what does it have to do with me?" Suzumiya Haruhi looked at Emiya bluntly, but said mercilessly: "Because I am with him in the plot, I must look at him differently, I must pull him into the SOS Brigade, and I must like him?"
Uh...Ermiya was suddenly speechless.
Suzumiya Haruhi continued, "After all, you are the culprit of all this. If it weren't for you, maybe I would have known that guy as the plot developed, and then formed the SOS Brigade, and eventually developed a special relationship with that guy. But because of you, the plot was completely ruined."
"In other words, my future has been completely destroyed by you."
"My future partner has also flown away because of you, so take responsibility for me, Emiya. From now on, you are my boyfriend."
Emiya's face changed, and he said without hesitation: "I refuse! What I like to do most is to say no to those who think they are right."
Suzumiya Haruhi: ...
To be honest, if the person who confessed was Nagato Yuki or Asahina Mikuru, Emiya might have agreed.
But the person who said this now is extremely competitive and has a personality that thinks she is the only one in the world . She is very self-righteous and willful. She thinks the world revolves around her. She never knows what she is thinking and her mood changes extremely. She cannot listen to anything she doesn't like and will immediately put into practice what she thinks of.
Emiya said that he couldn't afford a girlfriend like that.
"You bastard..." Haruhi Suzumiya's voice seemed to be squeezed out from between her teeth, "Don't trample on my girlish heart again and again, death penalty, execute immediately!!!"
