Volume 1: Farming Chapter 1: Dressed as a stray dog?!
Xiao Yun opened his eyes for the third time and discovered in despair that what appeared in his sight was still not the energy-saving lamp in his bedroom, but the blue sky that could be described as high and cloudless with no end in sight.
This was definitely not the sky in Xiao Yun's hometown. Xiao Yun, who grew up in the city, last saw such a blue sky when he was in elementary school and went to his uncle's house in the countryside to play. Well, without distinguishing the color of the sky, Xiao Yun knew that his current situation was very wrong, because he was now lying on the ground with his head resting on his arms while sleeping. No... maybe it should be said that his front paws? His front paws stretched forward and crossed on the grass... were at least 90% similar to the front paws of the Samoyed raised by his neighbor downstairs...
"——My soul left my body and possessed a dog in my dream?!"
This was the only reality Xiao Yun could think of after thinking about it.
After being frozen for a few seconds, Xiao Yun tried to stand up... He felt his legs go from lying on the ground to bending them up and tucking them under his abdomen, and then standing up again. During this time, his crossed paws in front of him naturally stood up and supported his body - damn, he really was standing on all fours! ! He stood up so smoothly and naturally, is this what is called body memory? !
Xiao Yun opened his mouth wide and wanted to roar to vent his emotions, then he let out a very natural sound: "Awoo~~~~~"
"...Is that how dogs bark?" Xiao Yun's mind went blank as he slowly came up with this thought. He slowly lowered his head and looked at his body... Well, his neck was much more flexible than when he was a human, and his range of motion was quite large. He could see that his body was covered with thick, long fur, especially on his chest. However, the fur was very dirty, covered with who knows how much mud, grass, etc...
Hands and feet... uh, the front and hind limbs look like dog paws. Judging from the proportions, the body and limbs are relatively slender and strong. It is not a small dog, but a large dog. When it lifts up one of its front paws... uh, it is still quite dirty, but you can indeed see the pads...
The dog that Xiao Yun possessed was dirty all over, so dirty that its original color could not be seen. A lot of the hair on its chest, abdomen, and limbs were tangled. Xiao Yun could guess what kind of person he was now without looking in the mirror.
"Not only did I turn into a dog, I turned into a stray dog?!" Xiao Yun felt even more miserable. "What the hell - when people turn into cats, they at least get to scoop up poop! I'm such a jerk when I turn into a dog?!"
Feeling extremely miserable, Xiao Yun suddenly lost his strength and collapsed back to the ground. To be honest, the dog's body seemed quite relaxed when it was lying like this... However, the smell of grass seemed to be mixed with some unpleasant smell, which seemed to be something like excrement...
He didn't feel anything before he realized it, but once he realized the smell, Xiao Yun immediately felt that his nose was about to rot. He subconsciously wanted to cover his nose first, and then he found himself raising his front legs in a cute way and putting them on his (dog) face...
Xiao Yun: “…”
Damn, there seemed to be a smell of excrement on his front paws... Not only did it not block the stench, it was even stronger.
“Ahhhh I don’t want to be a dog, I want to go home——” Xiao Yun collapsed, giving up on himself and rolling on the ground , “What’s going on? I have to go to work tomorrow, let me go back, ahhhhh~~~~~~”
Xiao Yun, who was struggling so hard that the grass and leaves on the ground were flying, suddenly froze.
He just shouted out the words when he collapsed. It was not a psychological activity. It was just like when a person is alone in his room and suddenly remembers some shameful memories, he can't help but hold his head and shout, wishing he could beat himself up at that time. The vocal organs will subconsciously shout out the inner voice -
He seemed to hear his voice coming from a particularly strange yet seemingly quite familiar voice.
"...Can dogs talk?" Xiao Yun tried to talk to himself, and fluent Mandarin came out of his mouth. The voice was not his, but the words were particularly clear and pronounced.
"Ah!" Xiao Yun gasped, and once again raised his front paws to hold up the dog's face in a cute way, "It can really make sounds - what kind of dog is this?!"
...Wait a moment.
Xiao Yun stood up silently, and his body moved very naturally... like a dog shaking off water to get rid of the grass and other things stuck on his fur. Then he used his paws laboriously and uncomfortably to scrape off the larger pieces of mud on his body - he would never be able to lick it with his tongue like a dog.
After cleaning himself a little, Xiao Yun stood up firmly and looked around. It seemed as if he, a stray dog, had been abandoned in the wilderness. All he could see was endless green plains and slightly undulating hills that did not look too high. Just by looking at the terrain, Xiao Yun was sure that this place was definitely not his hometown in the south where he lived when he was still a human... There were mountains just outside his hometown, and Xiao Yun, who had never been out of the province, had never seen such a wide and flat area.
"Although I don't know where I was dumped... It should still be on Earth. If I can meet someone, my vocal cords can still make human sounds. Otherwise, if I don't get dissected... Maybe I can find a way to go home..." Xiao Yun thought as optimistically as possible, raising his paws to walk forward. Not to mention, his four legs moved very steadily, and his pads touched the grass as if he was wearing air shoes. Although his body was dirty, his thick hair made him not afraid of being cut by grass leaves. It was just that occasionally his nose would be scratched by lush grass leaves, which would be quite uncomfortable...
After walking aimlessly in the direction of the sun for about half an hour, Xiao Yun felt a heavy sense of fatigue and exhaustion coming from the stray dog's body. Hunger and thirst also followed, and the movement of raising its paws became more and more difficult.
"Danger, danger... Could it be that this dog died of starvation or thirst, so I came through and possessed him... Shit, the scenery in front of me hasn't changed at all after walking for so long. What the hell, this crappy place can't be some uninhabited African savannah..."
Xiao Yun felt dizzy and had to stop to rest. When he lay down naturally, he didn't realize that he opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue even more naturally, using his tongue to dissipate heat like an ordinary dog...
"Besides the same old grass, there are only a few trees and shrubs. How can there be no fruit to quench my thirst? Miserable... I remember Bear Grylls said that blood can quench thirst? Blood... Damn, there are no small animals. There are just a lot of bugs and lizards... Are you forcing me to catch lizards?"
Xiao Yun swallowed a pitiful amount of saliva with great effort, but the dryness in his throat did not get relieved. He did not see any rabbits, cows, sheep or other animals that should appear on the grassland along . He did see a lot of various insects and lizards, but... to be honest, Xiao Yun felt that he could not accept the idea of biting a lizard to death and sucking its blood to quench his thirst. Just imagining it made him feel sick and nauseous.
“What the hell should I do? Did I get transported into a dog’s body just to experience death by thirst and hunger? Don’t be so miserable, my friend. How many dogs on earth can talk? They get to be the protagonists of the human world and then die the next second. At least give me a box lunch first…”
Xiao Yun, who was about to die of testicular pain, looked around in despair at the vast grassland which looked completely monotonous in his eyes. Suddenly... a strange color different from the green of the grass appeared in his eyes.
At the end of the sight, about a kilometer away, a little gray moves slowly among the green grass.
Before Xiao Yun's brain could react, his body instinctively jumped up and rushed out like a mad dog.
"Animal? That's an animal, right?! Blood, blood, blood, flesh, flesh, flesh—"
As if to prove what the adults said, that people who are extremely hungry are not human beings, Xiao Lin completely lost his human reason at this moment, opened his mouth wide, swung his tongue, and rushed towards the moving gray things with green eyes, leaving them far behind.
After running for several hundred meters, Xiao Lin saw these moving gray animals clearly, and he could actually recognize them - they were bighorn deer with a pair of exaggeratedly huge solid forked antlers on their heads and covered with thick brown fur.
"Milky deer? Elk? Aren't milfs extinct? No, it seems there are still some antler-like deer still around. Where are they?"
When Xiao Lin pounced on the deer, the remaining human sanity was still pondering the issue of ...
There were about thirty or forty big-horned deer in this group. After discovering Xiao Lin, the herd became agitated and turned in the opposite direction without hesitation and ran away. The strong male deer quickly rushed far away, and the young female deer still had the energy to run with their cubs.
"Don't even think about running away, ahh ...
How could Xiao Lin, with his eyes turning green, tolerate the duck in his mouth flying away? He chased after it like a mad dog (no mistake).
Not all the deer in the herd were young and strong. An old deer, which was probably quite old and had a broken antler on its head, was chased by the crazy Xiao Lin for a few minutes before its pace slowed down. After running a short distance with difficulty, it was knocked to the ground by Xiao Lin, who was chasing it with his tongue swinging.
"Such a small deer. It's not a big-horned deer, is it? Are there any horned deer on Earth that are about the same size as a dog? A Japanese deer?"
Xiao Lin used his front legs to wrap around the old deer's neck and used his body weight to knock it down. Although he was so hungry that he had lost all humanity, he still thought of himself as a human being and could not pounce on the deer and bite it like a dog.
Then... Xiao Yun barely managed to hold down the struggling old deer with his weight, which seemed to be not much weaker than him. He was in a dilemma - he definitely didn't consider biting the deer's throat with his mouth, so how should he turn this still powerful and struggling prey into meat? !
"Fuck... this is... I've killed chickens and fish before..." Xiao Yun stuck out his tongue unconsciously again to sweat. How could he kill a living deer without a kitchen knife? Neither the survival coach, Bear Grylls, nor the chef, Wang Gang, had taught him this!
Seeing the deer struggling more and more fiercely, the numb Xiao Yun looked around, and suddenly his eyes lit up; he struggled to hold the old deer's shoulders with his two hind legs, and pressed his whole body on the deer, then reluctantly turned his upper body to the side, bent over, and stretched out his claws to grab the stones in the nearby bushes...
The deer that had escaped from the dog's claws stopped not far away after seeing their companions being caught, and continued to leisurely eat grass with their heads down. These deer obviously had low IQs, and none of them showed any shock at the mad dog that was holding a stone in its forelimbs and smashing the deer's heads crazily.
