Volume 1 Chapter 34: The murderer is a zombie?

Shen Bing was even smarter than me. As soon as the car started to move backwards, she fell to the side and rolled away . It rushed to us immediately. I had no time to dodge. I could only face the back of the car, raised my foot and stepped on the rear bumper, and rolled over to the roof of the car.
Before I could hold on, the car did a flying dragon, braked on the spot, turned in a circle, and threw me away. Damn, it was almost like flying in the clouds. Fortunately, I had practiced this difficult action before, otherwise I would have been finished. I turned 180 degrees in the air several times, and the moment I landed, I had adjusted my body balance, put my feet on the ground, rushed forward a few steps in the direction of the force, and stood firmly!
The car stopped for a moment, and when it saw that I was safe and sound, it suddenly started again, rushed out of the square quickly, and disappeared into the night in the blink of an eye.
Shen Bing ran over to me, looked me around and said, "How come you didn't fall?"
I was both angry and amused, and glared at her: "Would you be happy if I fell?"
"No, I'm a little weird," she said.
"What's so strange? Is he still a special forces soldier after falling down?"
Shen Bing scratched his head: "That's right!"
Despite the noise, the funeral hall seemed very quiet, and no one came out to see what happened. I thought to myself that this must be a premeditated murder, and the mastermind is in the funeral hall. I will make you pay in a moment!
I looked at the watch and it was already past eleven o'clock, the midnight. I quickly carried Zhao Chengshi back to the duty room of the crematorium. When I arrived at the door of the funeral home, it was half past eleven.
Alas, half an hour late, I don't know if this can be done tonight. I asked Shen Bing to call Long Shaohui and tell him that there was a change in the case and the real murderer was in the funeral hall, and he came immediately.
Shen Bing glared at me and said, "Is this true? You've already killed most of me, leaving only a small part of me alive. If you mess up again this time, I'll be completely killed by you!"
This girl has so many troubles. What does "half and half" mean? If half of her life is dead, how can she still be alive? In order to save time, I promised to find the real murderer and save her life.
Shen Bing called me half-believingly, looking at me as she spoke, as if she didn't believe it either. However, Shen Bing told me after the call that Long Shaohui was afraid that she would make trouble, so he drove over and asked her to wait outside the door. She was not allowed to go in until Long Shaohui came. I understand that Long Shaohui is very cautious. This is the funeral hall of the deceased director. Can he just barge in?
I sighed. Long Shaohui came here, and another half an hour has passed. The time has been pushed back and forth, which is too unfavorable for us. But it is not completely impossible, because we did not expect that we could lose souls before midnight. In fact, the plan was based on 11:30. It is late, but there is still a chance.
I simply used this time to take Shen Bing to the "Kun" position where Zhao Chengshi was buried and covered the pit. At the end, I took out the ghost peach wood plaque and buried it together with the other one.
"Isn't that your family heirloom? Why did you bury it?" Shen Bing looked at me with a look that said you must have lied to me.
"If you set up a backlash formation, the peach wood will be restrained, and it will be disadvantageous to wear it on your body. If you bury it in the Kun position, water will give birth to wood, which is a benefit I didn't expect at the beginning." I patted her little head and said.
She pushed my hand away, wrinkled her nose and said, "You're talking nonsense. I don't understand you."
Seeing her wrinkled nose was so cute, he couldn't help but stretch out his finger to scratch it, and said with a smile: "If you understand, then you will become a Yin-Yang master."
"Why, you're still scratching my nose. You keep pulling it and it must be sore now!" She punched me.
Actually, I felt a little guilty after scratching her nose just now. This kind of intimate action is usually only done between lovers. I did it rashly, wondering if she would scold me. Unexpectedly, she gave me a light hammer, which was a bit like flirting.
"Why are you looking at me...?" When she saw me staring at her, she seemed a little unnatural.
"Because you're pretty." I was trying to joke to hide my embarrassment.
She suddenly blushed, lowered her head and said, "It hasn't been beautiful for a day or half a day, why did you just notice it?"
This expression and tone were a little different from usual. I suddenly felt very restrained. I rubbed my hands and made small talk: "By the way, we agreed to meet Tan Qing at the crematorium at 11 o'clock, but we broke the appointment."
Seeing that I was acting strange, her face turned even redder, and she whispered, "You..." After a long pause, she finally managed to say, "I'm going to the bathroom."
I slapped my forehead. This sentence woke me up. I laughed and said, "You went to Fu Man Lou again?"
Shen Bing's face immediately turned red like a ripe persimmon, and she covered her face and ran to the left. I thought to myself, why are you running around? Don't let anything happen again, so I followed her and chased after her. It happened that I walked around the funeral home with her again, and found nothing unusual. I checked the two locations of the recoil bureau and found that nothing was damaged.
Long Shaohui arrived in 20 minutes, and he brought two people with him, one was Le Wei and the other was Tan Qing. I was stunned. Didn't Tan Qing and I make an appointment to meet at the crematorium at 11 o'clock? I broke the appointment, and I didn't expect that this old man would also stand me up.
Tan Qing came over with an embarrassed look on his face, pulled me aside and whispered an apology to me, saying that Le Wei had taken him to the police station that afternoon and had been investigating the corpse case. If it hadn't been for Shen Bing's call, it wouldn't have been resolved. I thought to myself, I'm not waiting for you there, so I can't , otherwise it will damage my Xifeng image.
When Long Shaohui saw Shen Bing, he was full of rage and said that the case had been closed and the real murderer was the rotten corpse found downstairs! Mr. Tan Qing concluded that this was a zombie that had been formed for hundreds of years. It was responsible for impregnating the female ghost in the old house and killing innocent babies. This afternoon, some expert killed it and threw it downstairs. After being exposed to the sun, it turned into a rotten corpse.
What a bullshit conclusion! I couldn't help but look up at Tan Qing. The old man smiled at me with great pride. Damn, can your zombies make female ghosts pregnant and kill so many babies? Besides, the zombies are dead and won't turn into rotten corpses if they bask in the sun. It's just bullshit!
"Come in. Loud noises outside will disturb the souls of the deceased." Prime Minister Yan was standing at the door of the mourning hall, looking at us coldly and said.
Long Shaohui nodded, glared at me and Shen Bing, and then walked into the mourning hall. I looked at the clock when I entered the door. It was 11:50, and there was still a little more than an hour left. There should be a chance, but I don't know if the returning evil spirit has come.
Tan Qing was walking in front of me, and when he passed by Yan Xiang, the two of them looked at each other coldly. It seemed that neither of them cared about the other.
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