Volume 1 Chapter 24 Returning the Wrong Soul
Fuck his second uncle, when Le Wei wanted to shoot me, I knew he was not a good guy. I said to Shen Bing: "Luckily you didn't allow him to be your boyfriend, otherwise your life would be miserable."
Shen Bing rolled her eyes at me and said, "I've already told you, he's still in the probationary stage. If he was really good, he would have been a regular employee long ago."
Oh, this is so exciting about getting a permanent job. I was originally getting angry, but she made me laugh. I asked her, "When will I get a permanent job?"
She glared at me, pointed at me and said, "You, bumpkin, are you kidding me? You are not even qualified for the inspection stage."
"Didn't you just say you wanted to marry me?" I got angry.
She lowered her head and said awkwardly, "Everyone in the police station knows that I have a problem of speaking without restraint. Do you still take it seriously?"
I laughed and said, "Who takes you seriously? You, a big-breasted and brainless guy, don't even want the free gift I give you."
"Ah" she jumped up when she heard it, her eyes widened, and she bared her teeth like a she-wolf, "It's true that I have big breasts, but whoever said I'm brainless, I'll bite you to death!" She opened her mouth and bit my arm, and I screamed in pain.
"Where's Xiao Baiqi? I want to go in and hide!" I yelled at Ermao, dragging Shen Bing, who was still biting me, and ran forward.
"I'm...outside." Ermao burst into laughter because of our fun.
You know what, when I mentioned the little white flag, I suddenly had an idea. The soul-chasing flag has the function of guiding the way, and using it may bring us back before dawn.
The outside that Ermao mentioned refers to the outside of the boundary river. In fact, this is the outside. What we are afraid of is this dark road. If we take the wrong path by mistake, we might end up in Africa. At this point, someone may ask , can't ghosts freely enter and exit the Yin and Yang worlds? Why is it so troublesome?
Then I will explain in detail, because the road to the soul is not the same as the road to the living world, which is why the dead ghosts look at their own corpses and can't return to the soul. The road to the soul is guarded by the ghost of death, which is considered a second way to reincarnate. With the visa given by the director, the ghost of death lets you go, and then you become a special soul between humans and ghosts. Without any human or ghost abilities, you can't see anything and rely on the guidance of the soul-returning lamp.
We ran forward a few steps and found the small white flag. We left Ermao behind and went in with Shen Bing. I never thought that one day I would be able to walk into the flag. It was pitch black inside and I couldn't see the end. It was surprisingly spacious, but the smell was not very good . Ermao ate, drank, defecated, urinated and slept in there. It would be strange if the smell was good.
I chanted the soul-returning spell, and the Soul-Hunting Flag flew up and rushed straight forward. I was so happy. It seemed that the Soul-Hunting Flag had received the instruction and was going to look for our bodies.
After flying forward for about ten minutes, we heard a shout, so we quickly stopped the soul-chasing flag and poked our heads out. We saw a memorial archway in front of us with the words "release" written on it. Under the memorial archway stood two little ghosts in black and white. They were the Black and White Impermanence, and these two guys had also visited my shop before.
The two guys recognized me and came over to greet me. I didn't have time to waste time with them and took out my pass. The two guys were still worried and went into the flag to check. When they found that there were no other ghosts, they let me pass.
The flag continued to fly, just like flying on an airplane, but it was much safer than an airplane and would never crash. Once we left the memorial archway, we were like blind. Two people standing opposite each other couldn't see each other. I leaned out and looked out. My god, it was so dark. I didn't know where I was, but I knew I was in the world of the living.
After a few minutes, the flag suddenly shook, as if it was rubbing against something, swaying left and right. Shen Bing and I suddenly lost our balance and hugged each other.
"Did there a plane crash?" Shen Bing asked in surprise.
I said, "It's okay, we might have encountered strong air currents." I don't know how the two of us idiots came up with this question and answer, we really mistook the little white flag for an airplane.
Just when I was hugging Shen Bing and feeling very happy, the little white flag fell to the ground, Shen Bing pushed me away, and I couldn't help but feel disappointed. It should be the end of the field. We climbed out from inside. It was so cold, it felt like we were in an ice cellar, and our bodies were numb from the cold. Looking at the darkness around me, I wondered where this was?
"I touched the body!" Shen Bing shouted happily, "I came back to life first."
"Wait..." I felt a body, and it was very cold. I felt something was wrong. I just opened my mouth to call out, but she was silent. Uh, has she come back to life?
I had no choice but to reach out to the left and touch another body. I was wondering if it was mine when I heard a rooster crow. Oh no, the time is up. If I don't go in, the rooster will crow three times and the Black and White Impermanence will take me back. I rushed into this body, my soul entered my body, and everything returned to its place. I suddenly opened my eyes.
Where on earth was this? It was freezing cold, and there was a cloth covering my face. I lifted the cloth and reached out to feel around, but my entire right arm was like a piece of wood, unable to move. I reached out my left hand and felt a small space, pushed on it, and with a "click" , I was out! I hurriedly jumped out and heard Shen Bing mumbling something to the side. She had come back to life a few seconds earlier than I had.
I touched my body, no, this is not my clothes, and I felt something heavy on my chest, what is this? Damn, what a big pair of breasts. I almost cried, I entered the wrong body, this is Shen Bing's. Before she died, her right arm was broken by the bitch, it was definitely her body.
"Oh my goodness, how come my breasts are gone and I'm still so strong?" Shen Bing screamed loudly.
"That's mine." I covered my face.
"What's yours or mine?" She said as she heard footsteps moving away. Not long after, there was a "click" and the light came on.
I put my hand down and saw "me" standing in front of the wall, my hand still on the switch, with a look of horror on my face, my eyes wide open like bells, about to pop out.
"Oh my god, why are there two of me?" Shen Bing screamed and covered her mouth with her hands.
"Take another close look at yourself." I lowered my head in embarrassment. The two peaks on my chest seriously affected my vision.
Shen Bing lowered her head and screamed "Ah", then reached out her hands to touch all over her body, and finally touched her crotch. She immediately withdrew her hands as if she had been electrocuted, and her face turned red.
To be honest, I'm not a shy man and have never blushed. But now she made my face look like a monkey's butt.
She grabbed my hair madly and yelled, "How dare you occupy my body, you country bumpkin?"
