Volume 1 Chapter 17: The stinky LPL guys are coming to our Korean server to beg for food?

Late at night, Xu Yuan returned to the dormitory, took off his clothes and went into the bathroom.
Soon, melodious singing sounded.
"I love taking a bath so my skin feels good, ooooohhhh!"
“Put on a shower cap and sing and dance, oh oh oh oh!”
Xu Yuan squinted his eyes comfortably.
After a busy day at work, Master Xu enjoys the feeling of having hot water rinse his body.
Could it be that liking to take baths is really a must for becoming a top domestic AD ?
Question Uzi? Understand Uzi!
As for the idea of ​​experimenting on himself that he had just planned, he finally gave up.
Damn it, that’s okay in the last life.
For the first time in my life, should I still give it to the Fifth Girl?
It doesn’t make sense. It really doesn’t make sense!
Xu Yuan must protect his chastity and be a good man with virtuous men.
Born in 2000, determined to be the General of Litang!
I am the good man, I am...Xu Yuan!
After carefully cleaning my body, the system that had been silent for a while exploded again.
[System: You take a hot bath once a day, and the role requirement is fulfilled.]
[You have acquired the trait: Hi, I am AD]
[Hi, I'm AD: After you take a shower, you will recover a little. ]
[Instructions: Hi, I'm AD! This is my training tool. Taking a shower every day is my secret weapon. I train all day and take a shower for half an hour! Shh, don't tell anyone! ]
To be honest, the effect is quite good.
During the crazy training some time ago, Xu Yuan deeply realized that humans have limits.
His physique is not at the level of an athlete who can pinch a black hole with his hands, and he still feels tired after long hours of training.
But this is the skill description...
Xu Yuan thought it was too abstract.
Doesn’t the system know that he has seen the original video?
The original video is a mobile phone advertisement of Er Zi Di Di, dubbed by a buddy from Guangxi. It is very magical.
"Hi, I'm Crazy, this is my magic tool for watching movies. Watching movies for free is my secret weapon. I can watch movies for two hours after charging for five minutes. Shh, don't tell anyone~"
The most byd episode.
This system is too fucking abstract!
"Your stuff all exploded in succession?"
Xu Yuan couldn't help but ask questions.
【System: Answer: No. 】
[System: The settlement of traits has a cycle.]
Xu Yuan probably understood.
What this means is that every once in a while, you will see if you can unlock new traits based on what you did some time ago?
It's quite humane, just a bit like the abyss settlement.
There is less than a week left until the start of the spring season.
There is only a little over a month left until Xu Yuan is old enough to make his debut.
More than a month later, Xu Yuan, wearing the EDG team uniform, will officially become a professional player he has longed to become, and officially embark on an unknown journey.
Xu Yuan was not nervous about going on stage, but he had more issues to consider.
Today's LPL viewers know that the Korean team is strong, but this concept is very vague.
How strong is the South Korean team?
How big is the gap between the LPL teams and them?
Nobody knows.
The only one who saw through the truth was the famous spectator Xu Yuan, who seemed innocent in appearance but actually had an extraordinary understanding of LCK.
Even if you become a starter, it is still extremely difficult to win the championship.
How can the current EDG fight against the Korean team?
I want to keep the S7 championship in the Bird's Nest...
No one could know that before the S7 season even started, a player who hadn't even played yet was already studying his opponents in the World Championship.
He knows more about research than Mingkai.
Xu Yuan lay on the bed with his hands behind his head, looking at the ceiling in the dark, and asked softly.
"Do you think I can succeed?"
[System: Please be careful and work hard to improve. The probability of you failing to win the championship is 95% now. ]
Xu Yuan was not surprised.
With EDG's current strength, the gap between it and the original champion team Samsung is too big.
Just like Guan Zeyuan once said: If you want EDG to beat Samsung, you need to find a way to break the hands of the Samsung players.
That's the reality.
But Xu Yuan has never been a pessimistic person, he asked with a smile.
“What about the other 5 percent?”
[System: You will experience an unprecedented adventure]
"ha."
Xu Yuan smiled with satisfaction.
"Good night, system."
The system does not answer.
It is quiet and cold outside the window, but the moonlight is intoxicating.
The next day, Xu Yuan got up early again. He didn't rush into training, but did a set of radio gymnastics first.
As for which set?
That must be the rising sun.
Compared with the colorful sunshine, this set is the eternal goat in Xu Yuan’s heart.
Stay fit, keep working hard, and improve yourself.
#precipitation.
This is what Xu Yuan should do.
He doesn't want a situation like Cheng Lu to happen again.
#A solo with Trash Can ruined my dream of winning consecutive championships
Thinking of this, Xu Yuan took out his small notebook and wrote a line.
"Remember to remind theshy."
He nodded with satisfaction.
If you can save them, save them.
After finishing his exercise, Xu Yuan, who was slightly sweaty, went back to the dormitory to take a shower. Feeling refreshed, he opened the live broadcast room and prepared to continue to rush for points.
He had already reached 200 points in the Korean server yesterday, and only lost one game during that time.
Because I was unlucky that time, I met Se Batian.
The sex tyrant, otto.
The first double standard in the country.
Famous remarks include: If my teammates have problems in the early stage, then damn them, I can give up anyway at this time, because it was my teammates who caused the problems first anyway.
Because I was cleaning up my teammates' mess.
On the contrary, what if Otto himself had problems in the early laning phase?
How can you blame me then?
Who hasn’t made mistakes?
I made mistakes in the early stages, but they also made mistakes in the later stages!
Does that mean I should take the blame this time just because of my otto's problems in the early stages?
I can only say that he is indeed a top-notch double-standard little fairy man.
Even Xu Yuan couldn't do anything to him, his three-dimensional defense was at its maximum.
Fortunately, although Xu Yuan can't cure Otto, he can reach 1,000 points in the Korean server, and then he can't be touched.
Because if Otto were to come, he would never be able to hit the target even if he played for his entire life.
"I hope I'll have good luck today and don't be so lecherous."
Xu Yuan's first words after the show started made some female fans who chose to stay because of his nice voice laugh.
The show yesterday was truly an explosion.
The way Otto said he wanted to win while at the same time giving the opponent's mid and jungle a lot of attack was really out of character.
Even the older sisters who don’t usually play games got angry after watching it and were deeply impressed.
The hero Xu Yuan practiced today was the Life-Master.
This hero is easy to learn but difficult to master.
The skills are simple and the laning strength is also online.
Why not the Uzi S6?
In fact, it’s not that Uzi doesn’t know how to do it, he just doesn’t have the confidence to use it in the game.
Because the game of Fortune Teller actually tests your proficiency very much.
As a functional AD, you don't need to deal much damage, but the role you should provide cannot be reduced at all.
The timing and accuracy of releasing W, where the E skill should be used to provide sufficient effect, and under what circumstances should the R skill be used.
As long as you understand these, you can just use QWR in a team fight and not fire any other shots.
Because you still played the role you were supposed to, your teammates will never scold you.
I've already chosen the God of War. Do you expect me to kill everyone in team battles with my fixed attack speed?
Even if such a situation really happens, it is a late-stage team fight, and it is purely a case of bullying after the team has equipped itself with equipment.
"It's a pity that the fortune teller seems to have a high level of education."
Xu Yuan, who chose the fortune teller, couldn't help feeling a little regretful when he thought of this.
[Snow Leopard, let's go!] This trait helped him a lot, and he could practice some heroes at a very fast speed.
There are not many educated AD heroes, it's a pure knowledge desert.
For a hero like Bakugo, apart from evil, the look in his eyes is basically filled with clear stupidity.
Jinx's tragedy is largely due to the fact that she hasn't read enough books.
Anyone with a little culture, some knowledge and the ability to think rationally would not end up like this.
Knowledge is truly the most valuable wealth.
Those idiots who preach that going to school is useless should be sent to northern Myanmar and severely punished. I don't know how many young people have been harmed by such idiotic remarks.
Yes, academic qualifications may be useless in some cases.
But academic qualifications do not equal knowledge.
And knowledge will never become outdated.
While Xu Yuan was ranking, what happened yesterday had fermented for a day and had become a hot post on the Korean anti-corruption bar.
In this case, some marketing accounts that always pay attention to LCK naturally started to copy and translate the content, and then made it into videos.
The title is outrageous.
Huobo Jun: [EDG's new AD and Korean server players are arguing wildly: Three Koreans can't win! Is this the output ability of the top AD in the national server?! ]
After a while, people who had watched the video started cursing.
[Sima Xiaohuo, what's wrong with this AD? ]
[Koreans are like this. There are some good ones, but most of them are bad.]
[What a quick reaction, is this the professional guy? He blocked CN as soon as he saw it, so cool! ]
[Three Koreans can’t win, hahaha, this is too ridiculous]
However, although some people knew after watching the video that Xu Yuan did nothing wrong, it could even be said that he handled it very well.
However, more people started to curse Xu Yuan after seeing this title.
Why?
Because Korean is his father.
Many people in later generations may find tadpoles and other such things a bit disgusting.
That's because they have forgotten about S5S6 because it has been so long.
The current LPL international competition results continue to decline, and Koreans arrogantly dominate the entire League of Legends.
In this case, Han Zaduo is outrageous.
Saying that six out of ten are Korean movies may be too much, but saying four is too little.
It's just that exaggerated.
Some people are indeed strong, there is no doubt about that.
It doesn’t mean that those who like LCK teams are Korean, and that’s not the way to make accusations.
So what is Hanza?
Han Za is the type who says he likes LCK teams:
"Is it not okay for me to like the LCK team?"
Acting very aggrieved.
Then he was so shameless that he had to step on the people from the LPL team.
This is Korean style.
In the eyes of Han Za, Koreans are inviolable gods.
Now, a young player from EDG actually dares to go against the God?
Putting aside the facts, let's say the Koreans are 99% at fault.
Don’t you, Xu Yuan, have any problems at all?
Discussions about Xu Yuan have increased again online.
At this time, some LCK players in South Korea were also preparing to use their own trumpets to snipe Xu Yuan.
Regardless of whether the Korean players were the first to curse, since Xu Yuan said that three Koreans cannot win, then this is a map cannon.
It just so happens that the spring season hasn’t started yet, so it’s a bit boring already.
They must maintain the dignity of LCK!
It’s fine that the stinky LPL guys come to our Korean server to beg for food, but you dare to talk back when we scold you?
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