Volume 1: A stone strikes a thousand waves, the world surrounds Li Daosheng Chapter 2: Don’t wear too much makeup even if you are not good-looking

"Hehe." The female owner of the rouge shop laughed softly and covered her mouth with her hand.
"My lord, why are you in such a hurry? I am here right now."
As she spoke, her embroidered shoes moved with the wind, and her figure moved rapidly. In a few breaths, she had blocked Li Si's way.
"Mr. Li, now that you are here, why are you in such a hurry to leave?"
The proprietress smiled shyly, but it made others feel nauseous. When she smiled, one could even see the thick white powder on her old face falling off.
"I'm not in a hurry to leave, but Madam Yan is so beautiful, Li Si is afraid that he can't handle her."
Li Si in mid-air curled the corners of his mouth slightly, looking at Aunt Yan who had a ghostly face behind him, and smiled gently.
"Hey!" Aunt Yan laughed even more happily: "I like your sweet talk. Don't worry, I will treat you well when I catch you."
Everyone on both sides shuddered after hearing this, thinking that if Li Si was caught this time, he would be in trouble for living.
However, this time the plan was meticulous, and even if Li Si's lightness skills were unrivaled in the world, he would probably be unable to escape even if he had wings.
Before he knew it, Li Si and Aunt Yan from the rouge shop had already started fighting.
This Aunt Yan was very good at Qing Kung Fu, and her martial arts skills were not bad either. She had a pair of cold iron Emei spears, which shone brightly when she swung them, and moved as fast as the wind, making it impossible to defend against them.
Back then , made a name for herself in the martial arts world with her Emei Spear and her flying swallow-like lightness skills.
Even now, many people still avoid her when they hear her name. Of course, some people just think she is incredibly ugly.
Li Si had no weapons in his hands. He did not use weapons and never did because he never killed people.
When he fought with others, he only relied on his hands, which were as slender as a woman's.
"Bang!"
Aunt Yan and Li Si exchanged the first move.
She stabbed at Li Si's shoulder. If the stab went through the scapula, Li Si's arm would be crippled.
But Li Si just gently held her wrist with his hand.
Li Si's movements were faster than Aunt Yan's, just a little faster, but still a little faster, so that Aunt Yan could clearly see how he made his move, but she could not get rid of the Emei Spear in her hand.
As soon as the two figures passed each other, Li Si's hand, which was whiter and tenderer than a woman's, was already on her wrist.
Between the palms, internal energy collides.
Aunt Yan felt as if her wrist was pierced by a needle. She groaned in pain, and the Emei Spear in her hand loosened and fell to the ground.
The outcome of the first move was just revealed, but there was no time to think about it during the fight, and soon, the second move came.
Aunt Yan in the air was really like a flying swallow. When one hand was at a disadvantage, her body moved back half a meter out of thin air.
At the same time, he kicked with both feet, twisted his body, and stabbed the Emei Spear in his other hand again, stabbing at the Zigong point on Li Si's chest.
When a stab is very dangerous, if you don't handle it properly, you will lose your life.
But Li Si's expression remained calm. He took two steps forward in the air as if he was strolling in a garden, then stretched out his hand and pressed two fingers on the tip of the Emei Spear.
A pair of white jade-like palms, as if made of gold and stone, held the Emei Spear tightly. Even though Aunt Yan's face turned red, she could not move the Emei Spear forward even a little bit.
Without the third move, the two seemed to be separated at the touch, and Aunt Yan had already lost one of her Emei spears and injured her hand.
Falling to the ground, Aunt Yan held her wrist, which was still in pain and trembling.
"Don't worry, I'm piercing your Tianhuang point to promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis. The pain will only last for half an hour." Li Si said with a smile as he landed gracefully.
He had no intention of harming these constables.
Aunt Yan was stunned for a moment, cast a grateful look at Li Si, and rarely spoke seriously.
"Thank you very much. The thief saint Li Si is indeed as broad-minded as people say."
"Haha, I'm just giving face to my friends in the underworld." Li Si smiled with his eyes narrowed.
But the tea drinker behind him couldn't stand it anymore and shouted with a knife in hand.
"If you want to say anything more to this wanted criminal of the imperial court, everyone, attack us together!"
We must catch this thief today!
Listening to the voices of the tea drinkers, Li Si sighed helplessly.
"Brother Tingzhi, you have been chasing me for four years. I am tired even if you are not. Can't you let me rest for a while?"
"Who are you calling your brother? You are a thief and I am an official. If I don't catch you, who else should I catch?"
The middle-aged tea drinker named Tingzhi gritted his teeth, took a step towards Li Si, and swung his broadsword with great force , chopping straight at Li Si's head.
His full name is Yan Tingzhi, and he is the chief constable of the Southeast of the Six Gates. Ever since Li Si stole a white jade bracelet from the government four years ago, he has been in charge of Li Si's case, and this pursuit has lasted for four years.
Including this time, he had organized sixteen roundups of Li Si, and Li Si escaped safely every time.
This also made him be laughed at by his colleagues from all over the world for four years.
Today, we must catch this man no matter what!
"Ah!" Yan Ting chopped down with his sword, and the internal energy surged, creating a strong wind that blew the sleeves of the people on both sides fluttering.
Li Si leaped into the air again, like a drizzle in a strong wind, swaying in the wind.
No matter how Yan Tingzhi swung his knife, he just couldn't hit him.
At this time, people on both sides finally took action.
Only the sound of metal clashing was heard, and two thick black iron chains broke through the strong wind and swung towards Li Si's arm.
At the same time, four swords stabbed out from the left, five knives chopped from above and below, three sticks were raised from behind, and more than a dozen flying knives picked leaves from right to left, shooting at his eyes, eyebrows, throat and nose.
It is a truly seamless encirclement with no room for retreat.
But at this time, Li Si was still laughing.
He is always smiling, and people in the underworld rarely see him not smiling.
At the same time, he is also the person with the most complicated smile in the world. No one can understand why his smile contains several meanings.
He just smiled, and his smile was as warm as a spring breeze. His smile made those chivalrous men happy, but also made some people feel guilty.
He laughed so hard that the scholars and lobbyists always had something to talk about, what he was laughing at, who he was laughing at, and when he would no longer be able to laugh.
His laughter also made the young ladies in the boudoirs dream about him. However, no one has confirmed this because no one has ever seen Li Si have any female companion.
But Li Si was smiling, saying that without him the situation was not desperate yet.
So his smile at this moment was so dazzling in Yan Tingzhi's eyes, and the knife in his hand couldn't help but become faster.
When you get to the prison of the Six Gates, let’s see if you can still come out smiling!
As Yan Tingzhi was thinking this, two iron chains had already been tied around Li Si's hands, and all the swords and hidden weapons around him fell down.
Li Si, let’s see where you can escape this time!
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