Volume 1: A sound on Wall Street, Xinxiang City is busy copying books Chapter 96 Tongue Twister
Subtitle of this chapter: From the east came a Jack Mary Sue, and from the west came a Mary Jack Sue.
Our Master Yuan began to serve as a literary mentor for literary young women.
"Let me explain it to you. If this first book becomes popular, we can write the second one. Let the surviving Jack or Mary Sue come to America, um... New York."
"Jack Mary Sue met someone who looked exactly like Mary Jack Sue on the streets of New York."
"Jack Mary Sue mistook the other person for Mary Jack Sue, but the person who was thought to be Mary Jack Sue did not know Jack Mary Sue ."
"Jack Mary Sue fell in love with Mary Jack Sue again, but Mary Jack Sue hated Jack Mary Sue very much, because Mary Jack Sue had her own Jack Mary Sue in her heart."
"Jack Mary Sue pursued Mary Jack Sue relentlessly, and Mary Jack Sue gradually fell in love with Jack Mary Sue."
"Mary Jack Sue feels sorry for the Jack Mary Sue in her heart, so she is reluctant to accept Jack Mary Sue's love."
"Jack Mary Sue and Mary Jack Sue discovered together that Mary Jack Sue was Mary Jack Sue. When the ship sank, Mary Jack Sue lost her memory when she was rescued by others and didn't remember that she was Mary Jack Sue."
"Finally, Jack Mary Sue and Mary Jack Sue got together..."
It's really tiring to talk like this, even more tiring than the traditional Seres jingle "East and West". By the way, what does that jingle go?…
Tongue-tied Yuan Yan panted for a long time before saying, "Look, there's a second copy now."
Helen had a look of confusion on her face and could only nod her head and say “hmmmm” to express her admiration.
"Don't worry, there's a third one. Jack Mary Sue..."
Forget it, Su stopped moving.
"Well, they finally recognized each other, but just as they were preparing for the wedding, one of them suddenly found out that he had a terminal illness ..."
"The following is a love triangle story: he or she would rather be hated than make the other person sad, so he or she pretends to be in love with someone else, and even leaves New York with his or her suitor on the wedding day. The other one is naturally desperate and throws himself or herself into the arms of his or her suitor. Just when this one is about to get married, he or she accidentally learns the truth..."
"In the end, Jack and Mary Sue still held their wedding, and the best man and best lady were their respective suitors..."
"Ding! The wedding bells rang in the church, but this bell was also the death knell for one of them..."
"Helen, look, there are three books now. It's a trilogy!"
"Host, are you familiar with the routines of TVBS and Korean dramas? Just a reminder, if you want to write this, you can write it yourself."
"Master Ball, do you really not have the Gunner function?"
"Really not."
“What a pity.”
Forget it, I don’t have time to write this kind of Jack and Mary Sue drama, but other people do!
Miss Helen Brown was so fascinated by what she heard that she couldn't help murmuring, "Oh, you are so awesome."
Yuan Yan waved her hand and said, "Hey, this is nothing, just a piece of cake. By the way, Helen, are you interested in writing a novel based on this idea?"
When Helen heard this, she shook her head like a rattle and said, "Me? I can't do it."
Our Master Yuan patiently said, "Why not? I heard that you are also a writer, and a hard-working writer. In this world, there are only writers who can or cannot write, not writers who can or cannot succeed."
Miss Brown said with a lack of confidence: "Oh, can I really do this?"
Yuan Yan suddenly encouraged her: "Helen, you really can do it."
He thought for a moment and said, "And if this kind of novel is made into a movie... well, it would be even better if it were adapted into a Broadway musical."
"Broadway musical?!" Helen is also a musical fan, so her eyes lit up when she heard it, and she nodded immediately and said, "Then I'll try. But it's boring, you have to help others."
Master Yuan made a swearing gesture and said, "No problem. I'll write you an outline and precautions someday."
Miss Brown asked in confusion: "Precautions? What are those?"
"Oh, it's to teach you how to write with that kind of 'Su feeling'..."
The two of them walked into NYU happily, chatting and laughing, while poor Mr. McCall looked miserable and lonely... well, not really lonely, as his classmates looked at this frustrated man with sympathy.
The girl I pursued for so long was easily dumped by a Chinese man. I don’t even know how to comfort her.
"Oh, I'm going this way. By the way, Chocolate will be published soon. Do you want to revise it?"
"Of course not..."
After hearing this, Yuan Yan was about to shake her head and say no, but suddenly an idea flashed in her mind and she remembered: if this novel became popular, then wouldn’t the "product placement" in it also become popular?
Hehehe, I tell you to threaten your dad, so your dad will “repay evil with kindness” and place advertisements for you for free!
And if we do this, those guys might be so busy that they won’t have time to monitor me!
Yes, that’s it!
"Of course I can't be so careless! Helen, I was just about to tell you. I do need to revise it. Wait a moment."
Our Master Yuan took out a pen and a piece of paper and quickly wrote a few lines.
"Helen, look, change all of this and add this paragraph."
"Okay, that's fine." Miss Brown took it and looked at it. She couldn't help but ask in confusion, "But why did you change it like this? And are you telling the truth?"
Yuan Yanshu said as a matter of course: "Of course it's true! Well, this modification is to enhance the readers' sense of reality!"
“Reader’s sense of reality?”
"Okay, class is about to start. I'll explain it to you when I get a chance."
Yuan Yan quickly said goodbye to Miss Brown and walked into the classroom with everyone... Hey, is this Mr. John looking at me like that?
It seems that the feud is over. But too many lice don't itch, too many debts don't worry. I have to deal with four... anarchist , and there is no need for a young master like you. The six of us together are just enough to play the "big weird way".
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