Volume 1: A sound on Wall Street, Xinxiang City is busy copying books Chapter 5 Book 1
Subtitle of this chapter: Want to skip tens of thousands of words? Actually, there is no benefit at all!
After returning to 1920 before the collapse, Yuan Yan suddenly received some relatively good news from the Master Ball system.
As the protagonist, there are naturally benefits for having a system, this is a tradition that cannot be violated. This benefit is to provide Yuan Yanshu with a book that can make him famous for free.
Yuan Yan, who was still somewhat immersed in her ambition to become a master ball player, said in a daze: "Master ball, then give out benefits."
"You can become a master by wearing the Republic of China? Go!" The system replied without hesitation: "Yes!"
"Prepare to distribute benefits. Begin deep molecular scan of the host. Please remain calm..."
“Knock knock knock…”
Just then, Yuan Yan suddenly heard a knock on the door.
Before he could draw his welfare, he stood up and opened the door, only to see a white woman standing in front of it.
The white woman with her brown-red hair tied up behind her head was actually a mature woman. Even with makeup on, Yuan Yanshu could still see the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes. To the Chinese at that time, this woman's appearance could only be described as average or even a little weird. Her face, which was too deep and sculpted, did not conform to the Chinese aesthetic of women.
But this red-haired woman had an outstanding temperament and a graceful manner, and this face was really familiar. Yuan Yan lowered his head and saw... To describe it in military terms, it was a large bomber with a giant bunker-penetrating bomb. This made him salivate and he couldn't help swallowing.
"You are... Ms. Ivanovna." He immediately recognized the visitor. They were old acquaintances who had met several times.
Ms. Ivanovna blinked her eyes, and her eyelashes like small brushes tickled Yuan Yanshu's heart. She said in English with an Eastern European accent: "Good night, Misto Yuan."
Oh, it turns out that my great-great-uncle didn't leave behind only a bleak future, but also had such a foreign lover. And he was not absolutely obsessed with appearance like me. As intellectuals, they were more obsessed with women's temperament and figure. It turned out that one stroke could not write two Yuan characters.
The establishment and destruction of the Soviet Union had a profound impact on the world, including the entertainment industry of various countries. At two points in time seventy years apart, a large number of young Russian women went abroad and enriched the entertainment industry from the Far East to North America. This Ms. Ivanovna is a Belarusian prostitute just by looking at her surname. Although she didn't say it herself, according to the field test of the experienced original Yuan Yanshu, she might have really been a noble lady in the past. So it's a bit expensive, but it's really worth the money.
As the saying goes: The swallows that once flew in front of Tsarist Russia’s hall now fly into Old Yuan’s house.
In this case, Yuan Yan suddenly realized that he would have to omit tens of thousands of words below. He did not care that it had not been eight hours since he came here, and he had visited the completely collapsed Yuanshi Planet, and he was also suffering from a slight concussion. He immediately became sexually aroused...but he felt that something was always strange.
"Come in!" He wiped his saliva while letting the person in, but when he saw that the other person had no intention of taking a step forward, he said, "Hey, why don't you come in?"
Ms. Ivanovna said a little embarrassedly: "Mistuoyuan, I'm sorry, I had that today. Usually it's pretty accurate, but this time... How about I return the deposit to you first."
Which one? ...That one!!!!
These three words made Yuan Yan feel dispirited, but he immediately cheered up, forced a "gentlemanly" smile and made an appointment with her for the next meeting.
There was no chance to skip tens of thousands of words, so he had to go back to the house and let the Master Ball system send...
"What!? This is the benefit you, a piece of shit, give me?!"
"Yes, when this system conducts a deep scan at the molecular level, it notices the hormone secretion in the host and the subconscious activity of the brain, and thus provides the most appropriate benefits. Is there any problem with this?"
"This is a huge problem! What use is there for me if you give me this benefit?!"
"Host, you are not being objective. This is a best-selling novel in your country. Not only that, it is also sold all over the world and adapted into a hit movie. How can you say it is useless?"
“You, you, you…”
Yuan Yan was suddenly so angry at the Master Ball that she felt chest tightness and shortness of breath. Coupled with a slight concussion, she couldn't catch her breath and... fainted.
On September 17, 1920, Yuan Yan suddenly welcomed the first dawn of the new world on the floor. If his great-great-uncle was not still a young man , he probably would not have woken up.
After waking up from the cold, he finally climbed up from the floor to the bed, and curled up with his head buried in the quilt for a long time. Finally, he gritted his teeth, turned over, and looked at the mirror for a long time... Finally, he convinced himself that this was not a dream, but a real time travel.
At this time, he was hungry. Thinking of the stomach problem, as a Chinese, he naturally thought of one thing...
"Master Ball, can I invent instant noodles?"
"It's being calculated... No!"
"I protest! Could instant noodles trigger the 404 curse?"
"The pickled cabbage will work, the braised beef won't, and the mushroom chicken has a 50% chance of working. To be on the safe side, we'll ban them all!"
"If that's the case, then it's because there isn't enough pickled cabbage..."
"Beep, beep, the system has detected that the host has a tendency to commit suicide, and is preparing to activate the defense mechanism."
"Master Ball, what defense mechanism?"
"Pika...chu!"
"Master Ball, wait..." As soon as he heard such a cute voice, Yuan Yan knew something was wrong. But before he could even open his mouth to beg for mercy, he heard the sound of electricity cutting through the air.
“Sizzle, sizzle…”
The protagonist was electrocuted like a light bulb with poor contact. The flashing lasted for a long time and he lay on the ground gasping for a long time before he regained consciousness.
As the name suggests, "S value" is Zuosility value.
The host Yuan Yanshu's every word, action, gesture, smile... well, even sneezing and stretching will be included in the system's observation. AI will evaluate the results in real time, and even observe in the future across time. The result is digitized into the S value. Once the S value approaches the threshold, the Master Ball system will take decisive measures against the host, releasing Fatty Huang and transforming into Professor Yang.
Yuan Yanshu finally stopped shivering, he got up from the ground, washed himself, changed into going-out clothes and went downstairs… He looked at the pedestrians around him and went upstairs again because he realized that he had forgotten to wear a hat and tie. In this day and age, as a gentleman, not wearing a hat and tie can be considered untidy.
He went downstairs again with a sense of novelty., bought a copy of People's Daily from a newsboy walking down the street... well, New York Daily. Today, "Gray Lady""The headline is naturally: Wall Street Explosion!
He held the newspaper and walked to a small coffee shop on the street according to his memory, then pushed the door and walked in.
