Volume 1: A sound on Wall Street, Xinxiang City is busy copying books Chapter 156 Character Card
Subtitle of this chapter: Gold Finger: Invulnerable to all poisons + Immune to diseases + You know what I mean
"Ding ding ding, congratulations to the host for completing 'Temporary Mission: Sin City Part 3 - At Large'."
"Now let's start issuing rewards, qualifiers..."
"Master Ball, stop using qualifiers and show me the card first!"
"Okay, host. Since the mission was completed quite mediocrely, there are only two very general options:
"Option A, Card: Lively 3. This is a single card, cannot be combined, cannot be saved, and is bound to the host. Effect: Random three items and six parameters +1."
"Option B, Card: Deception 2. This is a single card, cannot be combined, cannot be saved, and is bound to the host. Effect: You can specify any index +2, and after the one-month cooldown period, you can cancel these 2 points and add them to other indexes."
What else can I say? Of course, I have to check my six measurements before choosing.
"Master Ball..."
"Understood, host."
"Name: Yuan Yanshu. Alignment: Neutral Evil..."
Yuan Yan sighed in her heart. I was originally the orderly and kind successor of communism, but now I have become neutral and evil. What will happen if this continues...
"Host, you are mistaken. You are originally lawful evil."
"Master Ball, I'm warning you not to talk nonsense. How can communists be orderly and evil?"
"Host, this system can only say that the 'communism' you believe in is fake communism."
"This is really reactionary... Master Ball, I'm not in the mood right now, keep talking."
"Race: Human (Bloodline of Yanhuang Divine Dragon: Not activated due to insufficient conditions. Bloodline of Water Divine Emperor: Not activated due to insufficient conditions.)"
"Master Ball, how do I activate these two bloodlines?"
"Host, if you complete the two eight-star heaven-defying missions of 'Scepter of Sulfuras' and 'Xuanyuan Sword', there will be a great hope of activating these two bloodlines."
"Well...never mind then. Go on."
"Occupation: Commoner (The host has met the employment requirements for a mage or a bard, but the plane environment does not allow it)..."
"Master Ball, I understand. I really do. You just said it to make me jealous."
"Oh, host, you are really smart. As expected, your intelligence is 14.5 (13 + 1.5)..."
"Wait, Master Ball. Is there a 0.5 point in DND? And what does the +1.5 in the brackets mean?"
"Host, this is the real world after all, so of course there is 0.5. And +1.5 is your bonus as a time traveler. The value of 14.5 means that you have surpassed the level of petty cleverness and have the initial level of great wisdom."
"It's OK, keep going."
"Charm: 15.5 (13+2.5). As long as your tiger body shakes, you can release less than half of the kingly aura."
"Perception: 11. Normal, nothing to say."
"Strength: 11. Normal, nothing to say."
"Agility: 11. Normal, nothing to say."
"Constitution: 10. Just live your life honestly. If the medical reform goes smoothly, you can live with more peace of mind. Otherwise, I suggest you save a little money to deal with minor illnesses from time to time."
"Title: Smart and handsome brother."
"It's over, I'm dead!"
After our Master Yuan looked at his own measurements, his heart sank to the bottom. With his hopes dashed, he closed his eyes and prepared to wait for death.
It's not that I want to be a eunuch, but the numbers cannot be fooled.
What he needs most now is of course physical fitness, but even if you add that "Card: Deceitful 2," it's only 12 points.
A 12-point constitution is useless, and he is just a rough guy with thick skin and flesh. If he wants to survive with sepsis and no penicillin, he must at least increase his constitution to 16 points, which will give him a +3 bonus and make him "immune to all poisons". And to completely restore these festering wounds, he needs an even higher 18 points...
"Host, host, host..."
"Master Ball, I'm about to die, please stop bothering me."
"Host, didn't you read the instructions?"
"What instruction manual? What's the point of reading the instruction manual now...hahahaha!"
Yuan Yan was so happy when he saw the instructions. If it weren't for his physical condition, he would have jumped up and sang... "Above the Moon". Remember, he can only sing this song from the later generations.
It turns out that the manual states that after checking the six-dimensional index for the first time, before using the cards that add points, there is one and only chance !
This is a conscientious setting tailor-made for him!
After a long while, Yuan Yan calmed down from her ecstasy and began to seriously consider how to add some.
"As a master, there is no need to consider intelligence and charm. They must not be reduced but increased. Similarly, as a master, perception, strength and agility are useless, so..."
"Host, please wait, the two indices of strength and agility are related to your ability to understand you."
Yes, lack of strength and agility means that many poses cannot be performed.
"Master Ball, I understand. I want to thank you for your reminder this time."
"Host, you're welcome."
"Master Ball, now that you mention it, that's the only way..."
"Has the host decided?"
"Master Ball, I've decided!"
What kind of person is our Master Yuan? A straight man with a standard mix of sex. So his six-dimensional index after adjustment is as follows:
Charisma: 15 (13+2). +2 Charisma makes you feel powerful and gives off a bit of a domineering aura.
Intelligence: 14 (13+1). +2 intelligence makes you a top student, but only a top student in the liberal arts field.
Strength: 10. Normal, nothing to say.
Agility: 10. Normal, nothing to say.
Perception: 8. -1 Perception makes you look like a normal person on the surface - except when you are looking for something, you will find that you can't find it!
Constitution: 18 (16+2). A constitution of +4 means you are immune to all poisons and all diseases. Your stomach is tougher than Bear Grylls, your vitality is stronger than cockroaches, and your toughness is better than that of Saint Seiya. You can eat arsenic as a snack, you can drink dichlorvos as a drink, and you can bathe in the blood of AIDS patients without getting infected. As long as your heart and brain are not fatally injured, you will not die! By the way, your ability to understand is about to break through the sky.
Now, as long as you don’t do stupid things, you really won’t die!
Title: When being a meat shield fails to live up to your charm, and being a gigolo fails to live up to your intelligence, why not... do it part-time?
Actually, Yuan Yanshu originally wanted to reduce the charm and intelligence by one point each and add them to the physique to make it 20 points, reaching the limit of mortals.
Although he is not as immortal as Wolverine and Deadpool, with 20 points of physical fitness, he can survive even if he is run over by a tank several times. With this kind of physical fitness, it will be no problem for him to complete the one-star heaven-defying mission "Lion King's Contest".
If you can't kill your opponent, can you tire him out to death?
But the Master Ball advised him that 20 points of physical fitness was too exaggerated. If he accidentally cut a wound in the future, the people around him would watch the wound heal itself in a few breaths!
This was too easy for someone to find out. If someone did find out, they would have to lock him up in a small dark room as a guinea pig. So he had no choice but to give up this "good idea" in dismay.
Of course, his 18-point physique was enough to keep him alive, and his mother no longer had to worry about him getting sick.
So our Master Yuan became a meat shield cowherd...well, it's a medical miracle!
