The second volume is full of glory and splendor in the capital, and the spirit is full of vitality in the foggy city. Chapter 271 Ben Shaba
The subtitle of this chapter: The success of a farm depends on SHIT.
"What's your name?"
"My name is..."
Our Master Yuan saw the familiar face of the old specialist at New York Presbyterian Hospital and blurted out, "S.H.I.T."
The old expert frowned heavily, turned around and said to the anxious male driver and female secretary, "Dr. Yuan really did suffer a severe brain concussion in the car accident. Now he can't even remember his own name!"
Xiaokang and Miss Moman were not fools. They knew they couldn't tell anyone that their boss had gone crazy and used his head to test the hardness of the curb. So they lied and said he was injured in a car accident.
"SHIT! I didn't say my name is SHIT, I was just expressing how I felt when I saw SHIT!"
"Shit, that's not right! Doctor, Ai Si, and Xiao Kang, I'm not saying that seeing you is like seeing shit. What I mean is..."
"SHIT, I'm in a SHITTY mood anyway!"
Just as Kang Erduo and Miss Moman were about to speak, they heard the experienced old expert cough and say, "Well, Dr. Yuan, let's go out first. You can have a good rest."
“Click!”
"Why……"
As soon as the door closed, Yuan Yan let out a long sigh. After all, she could not go home and see her parents.
"Master Ball, why didn't you stop me?"
"Host, why would this system stop you?"
"Master Ball, please at least remind me."
"Host, you're just going to hit the curb and not turn back. Okay, get ready to accept the second system mission."
This crappy system actually has a second system task?!
Our Master Yuan said weakly, "Master Ball, release it."
"Ding ding ding... System mission released: Yuan Gong's students are all over the world, turning into spring mud to protect the flowers."
"Confucius had seventy-two sages, and Su Qin wore the seals of six kingdoms. Host, can you be worse than them?"
“Assignment: Become a professor or visiting professor at at least six universities within two years.”
"Mission reward: To be determined. We'll see if the host can survive until then."
"Failure penalty: erasure. You can't even be a professor, and you want to be the protagonist?"
Master Yuan thought that this series of tasks was similar to the first one and not very difficult. He was about to agree when he heard...
"Oh, and there's another note for this mission: no teacher-student romance!"
"Master Ball, I protest, I solemnly protest! I absolutely, absolutely, absolutely will not accept this system mission!"
"The host refuses to accept the system's mission. The system has determined the punishment and will kill him!"
"Beep, beep, beep. The erasure program is starting..."
"Wait, wait, wait a minute, isn't it okay for me to accept it?!"
"Beep, beep, beep, erasure procedure aborted."
Yuan Yan suddenly wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, thinking that this broken system had an even worse temper.
It was originally just "Pikachu," but now it's being wiped out. "Pokémon" is clearly a work for younger audiences, so why make it so gory?
The difficulty of this system task is indeed not that great, but the fact that you can't have a teacher-student relationship is really disgusting...
"Host, teacher-student relationships are disgusting. Don't you find it disgusting that such prestigious professors seduce underage girls ?"
"Master Ball, can you fire a map cannon like this?"
"Host, don't lower your moral standards just because you've traveled to an era with lower moral standards."
"Master Ball, wait a minute!" Our Master Yuan finally realized something was wrong. Master Ball's performance this time was too human, and he didn't have a Dutch accent, so...
"Which Majesty or Highness are you?"
As he said this, the Master Ball suddenly turned into a blood-red sphere, and a black antler with branches appeared on the sphere.
He also heard a sweet female voice giggling, "The host is really smart. I am Beshaba..."
As expected, Shar, the head of the organization, has two capable subordinates: one is the Maiden of Pain—Laoviata, and the other is the Lady of Disaster, also known as the Maiden of Doom—Bensaba.
The two of them are neighbors, both living in the wilderness of destruction and despair. Of course, the Goddess of Doom is also evil, but she is chaotic evil and of moderate power.
Well, Her Majesty the Night Singer is truly a feminist, even her subordinates are women .
The Goddess of Misfortune said in a tempting tone: "Host, do you want to see my true appearance?"
Yuan Yan immediately shook her head like a rattle and said, "Your Highness, it's better not to meet. No need, really no need!"
When the goddess of fortune, Tyche, died in the "Dawn Tribulation", her broken body turned into two new goddesses - Tymora and Benshaba.
Tymora inherited all the capricious traits of her predecessor and the divine power of luck, which is why human good luck has become so unpredictable.
Benshaba inherited Taiji's ministry of doom and beautiful appearance. Therefore, all men who see the doom girl will either be burned to death by their own desire or try desperately to satisfy the goddess's every unreasonable request. Conversely, any woman who sees Benshaba will immediately fall into madness, so she is also called "Lady of Disaster".
Our Master Yuan still has some self-awareness. He knows that his concentration is not high and he really dare not see Ben Shaba's true face.
He thought it best to get rid of this person as soon as possible, so he said, "Your Highness, you have condescended to come here, what can I do for you?"
"Host, I heard you're great, so I came to see you..."
"Your Highness, thank you for your kindness. We have already met, so I won't see you off..."
"Host, don't be impatient. There's one more thing. I heard that my good sister, Lovita, has found a saint, and I think that saint is quite suitable for me. So I think you should introduce both of us to her at the same time and let her make her own choice. In the meantime, do you understand?"
You are indeed good sisters from the evil camp. You come here to poach people, but what does this have to do with me?
"Don't worry, Your Highness. I understand. I will definitely give you two a 'fair'... a very fair chance to compete. Farewell..."
"Host, do you hate me so much? One last thing. I heard you were going to make a big news, and I love big news like this, so I decided to help you make your news even bigger!"
Ben Shaba's followers perform a ritual called "the Making," which involves teleporting undead creatures to any random location in Faerun to cause large-scale riots.
Yuan Yan's sudden big news was bound to turn into a big commotion, which was exactly what she wanted. But...
"Your Highness, I think the news I'm about to make is already big enough . Do you want something bigger?"
"Host, of course. With me taking care of you, what are you worried about?"
