The first volume of pearl curtains rolls up the western mountain rain at dusk Chapter 76: Spatula Hero
Li Diudiu did not expect that there would be so many people in the cafeteria so early in the morning. Have all the disciples of the academy who returned from vacation changed their personalities?
Or is it that because the situation outside Jizhou City is becoming more and more chaotic, they are beginning to cherish the opportunity to have free meals in the academy?
While Li Diudiu was thinking about these things, Aunt Wu was already cooking dumplings for him. Then he discovered that the cafeteria was crowded, but the seat where he usually sat was empty. There were people standing a little further away, but no one came to sit down there.
Then Li Diudiu realized that these guys didn't begin to cherish the opportunity of free meals, but came to watch him eat.
After he went to Yunzhai Teahouse, it didn't take long for him to become famous. During his ten days in Yunzhai Teahouse, many people would drive from farther places to the teahouse to listen to him play music and tell stories.
He himself was unaware of it, but Mr. Yunzhai's reputation had become quite famous.
This kind of thing cannot be kept secret from anyone, and besides, Madam Sun knew from the beginning that Li Diudiu was a disciple of the academy. This was just a gimmick promoted by Yunzhai, so in just ten days, the young master of Yunzhai had become a golden signboard.
The people in the cafeteria looked at him as if he were some rare animal. Before, a group of people from the Western Regions came to Jizhou City and drove elephants through the streets. People looked at the elephants with friendlier eyes than they looked at Li Diudiu at this time.
Because they think the elephant is not a joke, Li Chi is.
They came to see a joke. Anyone who has seen Li Diudiu in Yunzhai Teahouse knows that the most amazing thing about Li Diudiu is not the music he plays or the books he tells, but the way he eats.
People who went to Yunzhai to see him were mostly like this, except that the eyes of the disciples at the academy were more naked.
Does Li Diudiu care?
He walked over and sat down next to the table and waited quietly. Some people started to make a noise, some began to laugh and say that the pigs would start performing soon, but Li Diudiu remained unmoved.
Not long after, Aunt Wu brought up five servings of dumplings. Her face looked a little ugly and a little angry, but with her status she naturally couldn't say anything, but she stood with Li Diudiu.
She looked down on those who were making a fuss. She thought they were all scum. Even if they came from prominent families, they were just scum who looked glamorous and beautiful.
"Mr. Li, your dumplings."
Aunt Wu lowered her voice and said, "Ignore them."
Li Diudiu gave Aunt Wu a bright and warm smile, then picked up the chopsticks and said, "I miss dumplings, and I miss you, Aunt Wu, too."
Aunt Wu hummed, and her eyes became slightly moist because of these words.
Li Diudiu ate his meal and ignored what others shouted at him. He also ignored the way those people danced. Those people thought he was a clown, but in Li Diudiu's eyes, these people were so ugly that they didn't even look like human beings.
The noise of these people stopped abruptly because Xiahou Zhuo strolled in from the door. Not everyone knew that Li Diudiu and Xiahou Zhuo had a good relationship, and those who knew did not dare to make a fuss just now.
Li Diudiu was still eating, as still as a mountain, but Xiahou Zhuo's face had become so ugly that he looked as if he wanted to eat someone.
"you you you you you……"
Xiahou Zhuo raised his finger and pointed at the academy disciples who had just made a fuss. Some were sixteen or seventeen years old, and some were twelve or thirteen years old. All those who were pointed at by Xiahou Zhuo began to be afraid, but it was too late to be afraid now.
"Whoever I point at, come over here on your own. If you don't come over here, I'll come find you."
Xiahou Zhuo's voice was so cold that it seemed as if he had suddenly entered winter from midsummer. The north wind blew snow foam onto people's faces and into their hearts.
They were afraid and trembling, but they still dared not come over. Those who said Li Diudiu was a pig, and those who started to say that Li Diudiu was a starving ghost, walked out of the crowd with their heads hung, and stood in a line in front of Xiahou Zhuo.
None of them dared to look Xiahou Zhuo in the eye because they knew how fierce Xiahou Zhuo was.
"Aunt Wu."
Xiahou Zhuo shouted to the kitchen, "Cook two servings of dumplings for me, and bring me a spatula."
Aunt Wu responded quickly, took a spatula and trotted out. She didn't dare to look directly at Xiahou Zhuo. After handing the spatula to Xiahou Zhuo, she turned around and ran back.
Xiahou Zhuo weighed the spatula, walked to the front of the line, and looked at the young man who looked handsome but had a ferocious smile just now.
"Open your mouth."
Xiahou Zhuo said.
The young man was startled and his face turned as pale as paper in an instant.
Xiahou Zhuo said again: "Open your mouth."
The man opened his mouth tremblingly, and Xiahou Zhuo hit him on the mouth with a spatula. The blow immediately broke several of his teeth and his lips were almost torn apart. His mouth was filled with blood after being shoveled away.
"Next."
Xiahou Zhuo looked at the second person.
"Brother, I know I was wrong, brother."
The man behind him begged for mercy in a crying voice: "Brother, I will never dare to do it again next time."
Xiahou Zhuo said calmly: "I don't care about next time. I'll leave it to others. I'll only take care of this time."
He pointed at the man's face with a spatula and said, "Open your mouth."
Snapped!
Another one with a mouth full of blood.
Xiahou Zhuo walked up to the third person, who looked about fifteen or sixteen years old and was already trembling.
"Just now you were the one who shouted the loudest. You said Li Chi was a pig, right? You said he starved to death in his previous life, so he eats more than a pig in this life, right? What else did you say? You said he was so poor before that he ate so much free food?"
The man was so scared that he kept bowing: "Brother, I was really wrong, I was talking nonsense, I am a worthless person, please let me go, I will do anything you ask me to do in the future, please have mercy on me, brother..."
Xiahou Zhuo still had that indifferent and cold look on his face. He looked at the man's face and became more and more disgusted.
"What do I need someone like you to do for me?"
Xiahou Zhuo raised his hand and grabbed the man's hair. He pulled back with his palm, and the man's face lifted up. Xiahou Zhuo started to hit the man's mouth with a spatula. Others hit him once, but this man hit him at least six or seven times.
After the third hit, blood began to splatter.
Xiahou Zhuo let go of his hand. The man's whole body was twisted in pain, screaming and crying .
Xiahou Zhuo is a fair person. Although he is a little lazy, he will not stop beating the people behind him just to vent his anger. He will beat them from the beginning to the end.
After they were done, he put the blood-stained spatula on the table, sat down in front of Li Diudiu and said, "Do it yourself next time."
Li Diudiu shrugged his shoulders and said nothing.
Xiahou Zhuo turned around and looked at Aunt Wu who brought the dumplings to her, and smiled. This smile scared Aunt Wu, and she seemed to tremble at the sight of her shoulders.
Xiahou Zhuo said, "Aunt Wu, I was tired just now, so I'll add another portion."
Aunt Wu responded quickly. She had never seen such a scene before. Not to mention that Xiahou Zhuo had just spoken to her, she was so scared that she wanted to hide as far away as possible.
Xiahou Zhuo picked up a dumpling and put it in his mouth. It was burned, so he blew on it a few times. The dumpling moved back and forth in his mouth, and his tongue must have been very tired.
Li Diudiu pushed his water cup over. Xiahou Zhuo picked up the cup and took a few sips before swallowing the dumplings.
Xiahou Zhuo raised his head and looked around. Those people were still standing around watching. He frowned slightly and said, "Why don't you get out of here?"
These three words were like an order of amnesty, and a group of people turned around and ran away.
Li Diudiu finished five servings of dumplings and sat there waiting for Xiahou Zhuo to eat. While eating, Xiahou Zhuo looked around and found that there were still people who had not left.
Those who didn't leave were all girls. They didn't seem to be disciples of the academy, and no one knew how they got in. If the academy could recruit female disciples, how could Dean Gao's precious granddaughter not be able to enter?
Xiahou Zhuo looked at them and they were all shocked.
"you……"
Xiahou Zhuo opened his mouth, but finally decided to forget it. He shook his head and sighed and said to Li Diudiu, "If you go to Yunzhai Teahouse again, Gao Xining will be out of work."
Li Diudiu didn't react to what this meant at first. After he reacted, he suddenly felt a little scared. If that was really the case, wouldn't he never be able to see Gao Xining again?
"fine."
Li Diudiu said: "She is the sole person in charge of my lifelong affairs. It's not that she can't find a good one."
Xiahou Zhuo felt that Li Diudiu was such a complicated villain... You might say he was childish, but sometimes his thoughts were much more mature and comprehensive than those of most adults.
You say he is mature, but his naive thoughts pop up from time to time.
So in Xiahou Zhuo's eyes, Li Diudiu is a person who swings back and forth between a fairy and a fool, jumping back and forth.
Xiahou Zhuo lowered his voice and said, "I suspect there is still a soul hidden in your body, and it must be an old goblin."
Li Diudiu thought for a moment and said with a smile, "Is the Taoist name of that old demon Changmei?"
Xiahou Zhuo was stunned for a moment, then he burst out laughing.
Li Diudiu's maturity is the result of Taoist Changmei's teaching over the years. Not only did he let Li Diudiu read so many books, but he also took Li Diudiu on so many journeys. If we really talk about experience, perhaps even Xiahou Zhuo can't compare to Li Diudiu.
Xiahou Zhuo asked, "Have you found out who your teacher is?"
Li Diudiu shook his head: "No."
Xiahou Zhuo said: "With your ability, it is indeed difficult to find out."
Li Diudiu asked: "Did you find out?"
Xiahou Zhuo said: "With my ability, I slept until just now."
Li Diudiu hummed and said casually, "On the way back last night, I had a fight with Wang Heita."
Xiahou Zhuo's eyes suddenly widened: "Huh?!"
Li Diudiu reached out and picked up a dumpling from the plate in front of Xiahou Zhuo. Xiahou Zhuo tapped his hand with chopsticks. Li Diudiu retracted his hand in pain, but still stuffed the dumpling into his mouth with difficulty and determination.
"No chopsticks?!"
Xiahou Zhuo glared at him and asked, "Did you lose or win the fight?"
Li Diudiu said, "It's a draw."
Xiahou Zhuo asked, "He knew that the people in the blue formation wanted to kill him, so he was ready to strike first."
Li Diudiu nodded, and then said, "Tiezhu, who do you think told Wang Heita the news?"
Xiahou Zhuo's face darkened.
"People who have achieved fame."
"Um……"
Li Diudiu reached out again, and Xiahou Zhuo raised his chopsticks again. Li Diudiu sighed, and while Xiahou Zhuo was not paying attention, he quickly pinched a dumpling and stuffed it into his mouth, his cheeks bulging like a hamster.
The girls hadn't left yet, and they found this scene somewhat magical.
Unconsciously, they vaguely split into two groups, one looking at Xiahou Zhuo and the other looking at Li Diudiu.
Li Diudiu stretched his arms and stood up: "Are you full?"
Xiahou Zhuo: "What?"
Li Diudiu said, "I'll go check the results outside the classroom. I don't know which school I'll be assigned to yet."
At this time, Liu Shengying ran in from outside, his face flushed. When he saw Li Diudiu, he shouted excitedly: "Li Chi, Li Chi! Let's study in the same class!"
