Spring Thunder Chapter 0234 The Intriguing Idiot

"Is Sister Xiaofang about to give birth?"

"It will be soon. The doctor said it will only take two days."

"Oh, I'll go back to Shencun tomorrow or the day after tomorrow." Nan Yi said, and then changed the subject, "How many cities have you visited for the lottery?"

"Twelve."

"You can send the letter now. Remember to wipe the envelope with alcohol and put on gloves."

"I see."

"Um."

With twelve cities, Chen Weiyun should have made a lot of money. It's time to cleanse himself of his sins.

Nan Yi then thought about it, what would he do if Yin Xian had a righteous man like himself? He finally decided to throw this question to the unknown future partner, and printing the seal should be a good solution.

"Don't say that the mountains are full of obstacles, the wind is strong and fierce, white clouds passing over the mountains can also convey feelings. Don't say that the water is full of changes, the water is clear and quiet, the tenderness is like water and love is eternal. I am not afraid that the strong wind will blow away the passion. There is always love across thousands of mountains and rivers. Meeting and separation are also destined by heaven. I don't blame the heaven or the fate, but I hope that the mountains and rivers can bear witness..."

Although he was in Xiangkeng, Nan Yi hadn't spent enough time with the two little girls for a long time. After thinking about it in the office, Nan Yi went home before dinner, had lunch with the two girls, and after dinner, he watched the TV series "Love Across Thousand Mountains and Rivers" with them.

Nan Yi has never watched this TV series, but he still remembers the theme song clearly. Whenever the song sounds, he gets an inexplicable feeling.

"Dad, after this drama is over, we'll start broadcasting 'Once Upon a Time in China'."

"Who played the role in "Sui Qi'er"?"

Nan Ruoyin, the little girl, rubbed her butt on the sofa, arched herself up, then grabbed Nan Yi's shoulders, rolled over, and sat down in Nan Yi's arms, "Guess who's the most popular girl in TVB, Dad."

"You've explained it so clearly, there's no way Dad wouldn't guess it. Of course it's a bad guess."

"Hey, Dad, if you tell him to be a bad mouth, be careful of the housewives who tear you apart when you go out."

"If I want someone to tear it up, it must be you who told them off."

"I won't tell on you. Be careful of that guy over there." Nan Ruoyin glanced at Fan Hongdou, then winked at Nan Yi.

Fan Hongdou turned her head and glanced at Nan Ruoyin expressionlessly, then turned back and continued to stare at the TV, ignoring, completely ignoring.

"You, stop bullying your sister Hongdou."

"I didn't." Nan Ruoyin twisted her body unwillingly and hugged Nan Yi's neck again, "Dad, our summer vacation is coming soon."

Nan Yi scratched Nan Ruoyin's nose and said lovingly, "Okay, we'll set off in a while."

"hey-hey."

"Hey, I haven't seen the handsome guy who played Hu Tiehua for a long time. Is he in the "Once Upon a Time" you mentioned?"

"Ng Mang Tat, is he handsome?"

"It's fine."

"Dad, you are out. Wu Mengda owed a lot of gambling debts two years ago and was banned by TVB. He has no movies to shoot. He filmed a movie last year for Weiye Company, in which he played a supporting role."

"How do you know so clearly? Is this what you and your classmates talk about at school?"

"Shao Shao, didn't you tell me to get along well with my classmates? My classmates always talk about where their parents took them to travel, where the food is delicious, which TV show is good, or which celebrity is handsome.

Dad, I don’t really like watching TV, but I have to do it to do my homework. I’m so unlucky!

"Okay, Daddy is really sorry for you." Nan Yi stroked Nan Ruoyin's head, his hand slipped to her earlobe, and pinched it with two fingers, "I know you like combinatorial mathematics , you should go back to your room now and solve Kirkman's girls' problem, publish a paper, and make Dad proud."

"Lulu!" Nan Ruoyin made a face. "This problem was solved in 1971. My goal is the Hodge conjecture. Dad, if I solve it, I can win the Nobel Prize in Mathematics to comfort your soul in heaven, okay?"

"Well, you little bastard, not only did you curse me, you also dared to insult my intelligence."

Nan Yi turned Nan Ruoyin over and was about to slap her tender flesh, but Fan Hongdou said, "Daddy, wait a minute," and happily took one of Nan Yi's cowhide-soled cloth shoes and said, "Daddy, hit me with this, I've dipped it in water."

When Nan Ruoyin saw the cloth shoes, she was startled, struggled to get up, and rushed towards Fan Hongdou, "Fan Hongdou, I will fight you and let you taste my Foshan Shadowless Kick."

Fan Hongdou stood up from the sofa and assumed the starting position of the Tiger and Crane Double Form. "Foshan Huang Qiying, please give me some advice."

"Take advantage of me and let you suffer."

Nan Ruoyin stretched out the index and middle fingers of both hands, hooked the other fingers, and waved her hands to dig into Fan Hongdou's eyes.

"Get back here, that's too much."

When Nan Ruoyin heard what Nan Yi said, she stamped her feet and said angrily, "Dad, you are biased."

"Come back and sit down, and continue watching TV. If you act crazy again, I will hang you upside down for three days and three nights."

"snort."

Nan Ruoyin snorted, then obediently lay back in Nan Yi's arms.

Nan Yi sighed slightly. They were both at an age where people hated them. Although they were easier to take care of than other children, it was still limited. He had to take them to Haiti to see the children who ate dirt, and then take them to Liberia to see the child soldiers.

"Don't insult my IQ next time. Do you understand?" Nan Yi pinched Nan Ruoyin's ear and gave her a warning.

"I know, Dad, I was wrong."

The little girl squeezed her eyes, and they turned red, with mist filling her eye sockets.

"Wow, you've made progress. Now you can cry easily. Who taught you to do that?"

“Hehehe.” Nan Ruoyin rubbed her eyes and said with a smile, “The music teacher. She has studied in the wireless training class.”

"Don't show off your skills in front of Dad. I won't fall for it."

"Dad, don't you love me anymore?"

"People say spanking is love and scolding is care. Daddy loves and cares for you. Tell me, where do you want me to spank you?"

"Hmph, Dad is a bad guy." Nan Ruoyin pouted and said dissatisfiedly.

"You're not a bad person. You can insult your dad's IQ, but don't make fun of science. If you mention the Nobel Prize in Mathematics again, I'll beat your ass."

"Well, the Fields Medal in Mathematics."

"Let me tell you a story. In 1938, the United States stopped exporting high-grade gasoline to Japan. Japan was originally a country with extremely scarce resources. As a result, the fuel supply needed for warships and fighter jets was almost cut off.

At this time, a scientist who claimed to have mastered the technology of turning water into oil suddenly appeared and recommended himself. This man's name was Ben Dovifu.

In his early years, this man also claimed to have invented the technology of "extracting silk cotton from rice straw". Because Japan's textile industry was also world-famous at the time, he raised a lot of funds for this technology, but in the end it came to nothing.

Honda Yoshitomi first cleverly deceived a doctor from Kobe Women's College and gained recognition from experts such as professors at the Imperial University.

With the endorsement and recommendation of these experts, he met many important figures in the military. The Japanese military has a strict hierarchy, and even if the subordinates are skeptical, they dare not express their true thoughts.

At that time, Honda Noritoshi's water-to-oil technology had reached the ears of the Japanese Prime Minister, who first asked the Director of the Ordnance Bureau for his opinion.

The director of the Ordnance Bureau said without even looking at it that it was nonsense and the man was a charlatan.

Honda Yoshitomi hit a wall the first time, but he was unwilling to give up and continued to go to the Naval Aviation Department to sell his ideas. As a result, the director of the Education Bureau of the Aviation Department agreed to stand up for him and personally wrote a 58-page report titled "Experiments on the invention of volatile oils using water as the main body". As a result, he really convinced the commander of the Combined Fleet, Isoroku Yamamoto.

At that time, Isoroku Yamamoto was already planning the attack on Pearl Harbor. When the oil was cut off, he was almost going crazy. At this moment, Honda Nobita jumped out. In order to smoothly implement his Tora-Tora-Tora plan, he didn't care whether it was true or not and grabbed this life-saving straw first.

Therefore, Isoroku Yamamoto ordered a team led by the Director of the Education Bureau to conduct experiments in the basement of the Aviation Headquarters, and set up an experimental committee consisting of 30 technicians to monitor the progress of the experiment throughout the process.

In January 1939, Ben Doweifu announced that the experiment was successful.

However, the senior military officials who had been skeptical discovered after inspection that all the experimental bottles had been marked in advance, and that the gasoline bottle Honda held when he announced the success of the experiment was not a marked experimental bottle, thus exposing the scam, and Honda Yoshitomi was handed over to the police by the navy.

However, Honda Noritomo did not receive severe punishment because no one in the Japanese Navy, headed by Isoroku Yamamoto, stood up to accuse or blame him.

The story is over. Tell me why Ben Duoweifu was able to deceive two knowledgeable doctors. "

"Godfather, I know. This is because the theory of turning seawater into oil is reliable. Seawater is electrolyzed to obtain carbon dioxide and hydrogen as raw materials, and then a catalyst is used to synthesize carbon dioxide and hydrogen into hydrocarbons, which are then made into fuel oil.

But the composition of seawater is different from that of freshwater, and it is not cost-effective to turn seawater into oil, as the energy consumed in the conversion process is greater than the energy generated by burning fuel."

"Humph, you are showing off. I don't know."

It turned out that Fan Hongdou had always given in to Nan Ruoyin. When she, Nan Yi and the other two were together, she seldom spoke and always gave the opportunities for father-daughter intimacy to Nan Ruoyin.

However, in recent days, Fan Hongdou and Nan Ruoyin have become hostile to each other.

“Dad, turning seawater into oil only provides some people with an excuse to believe that water can turn into oil. The main reason why Ben Doweifu can continue this farce to that extent is because of interests and face.

Some people can gain benefits from it, while some people, for the sake of face, will not expose the truth even if they find out they have been deceived later. They want to drag more people into the trap, so that more people will fall into it, and even if they are finally exposed, they will not be so conspicuous.

Dad, what's that idiom?

"The law does not punish the masses!"

"Yes, that's it. The law cannot punish everyone. Dad, why did you suddenly tell this story?"

"Nothing. Recently, I read a news report that there is a planet in the solar system called Psyche, which is rich in heavy metal elements such as iron, gold, platinum, silver, and copper. Its overall value exceeds the US dollar in Beijing."

"Beijing?" Nan Ruoyin counted on her fingers, "1000 billion billion, that's a lot."

"Yes, there are a lot of them. Because there are so many of them, someone approached Dad to invest together to build a ladder leading to the Spirit Star. This investment is quite large. When Dad was hesitating, another person approached Dad to invest, saying that he had invented the Midas Touch.

This requires less investment, but he said the daily output is not high, only 80 tons.

It’s a headache. Dad doesn’t know which project to invest in. Can you two help Dad think about it and decide which one to invest in? "

As soon as Nan Yi finished speaking, Nan Ruoyin and Fan Hongdou looked at each other and said in unison: "Humph, you think we are idiots!"

After saying that, both of them turned to look at the TV and ignored Nan Yi.

Nan Yi chuckled, changed his sitting position while holding Nan Ruoyin, and started watching TV with relish.

"Dad, there's a new female talent in TVB, she's so pretty."

"What's the name?"

"Barbara."

"I haven't heard of it. What's its Chinese name?"

"Fan, what's Barbara's Chinese name?"

“Humph!” Fan Hongdou snorted at Nan Ruoyin before saying to Nan Yi, “Godfather, your name is Weng Meiling.”

"Her, I've heard of her, she's beautiful?"