Requiem Chapter 22 Boyfriend
Although she said this, Tang Yan was secretly swearing in her heart: As long as I keep eating pig's trotters, drinking papaya soup and doing yoga, one day my breasts will be bigger than yours, so what's there to be proud of!
Looking at Tang Yan's youthful and lovely expression and listening to her delicate words, Yin Hui breathed a sigh of relief and a relaxed smile appeared on his embarrassed face: "Does a young man like me still need to use five fingers to solve physiological problems? I was just learning English just now."
"Learn English? You are kidding!" Yin Hun's narcissistic words made Tang Yan feel sick. She tilted her head back, pouted her lips and snorted.
Yin Hui smiled and said, "You don't know, in the morning, my mind becomes extremely active, my memory is greatly enhanced, and I can achieve twice the result with half the effort in learning English."
"Explanation is covering up, Yin Hun. Nothing you say can hide your lustful and disgusting true face! Humph!" Tang Yan naturally didn't believe Yin Hun's nonsense.
Yin Hui stopped arguing with Tang Yan about this matter, and pretended to stretch and changed the subject: "Why did you come into my room? You didn't even knock."
"Oh! I forgot to tell you in such a hurry!" Tang Yan stuck out her tongue and pinched the corner of her clothes a little embarrassedly: "The day after tomorrow, my friend has a birthday party and wants me to go!"
"Then what?"
"And then I have to bring my boyfriend with me—" Tang Yan's voice became smaller and smaller as she spoke.
"Just bring it with you! What do you want from me?"
Tang Yan was a little hesitant, but if she didn't say it, she was afraid that Yin Hun would not agree. Her face looked a little embarrassed, as if she was afraid that Yin Hun would be angry, but in the end she still said it.
"I don't have a boyfriend right now, and I want you to be my boyfriend for once. Go to the birthday party because they all want to bring it with you, and it would be bad if I don't!"
"Is that so? That's easy!"
"But, but I said you are a PhD student, your father is engaged in foreign trade in the Philippines, and your mother runs a large supermarket with a good income. In a word, I told them that you are a rich second generation!" Tang Yan felt more and more embarrassed as she spoke, so she just finished it all at once.
After saying this, she breathed a sigh of relief and stared at Yin Hui, waiting for his answer.
"Oh my goodness!" Yin Hun exclaimed in his heart, this little girl is so fucking amazing, she can even make up a lie so vividly and lifelike, isn't this a test of whether his acting skills have reached the level of an Oscar winner?
"Don't worry, I will try my best to cooperate with you!" Yin Hui deliberately emphasized the word "try my best".
"But that !" Tang Yan seemed to know that Yin Hun would go. After all, in her mind, Yin Hun was not the kind of guy who would watch someone die without helping.
“Isn’t it just going to a party? Is it that difficult?” Yin Hun felt like he was on a pirate ship.
Tang Yan sighed and said, "You don't know how difficult my college classmates are!"
"What kind of people are they?" Yin Hun really wanted to know about Tang Yan's classmates. Could they be open-minded girls who often drink and then randomly look for men to have affairs with?
"So many! Some are flight attendants, some are nurses, some are secretaries, some are police officers, and -!" Tang Yan suddenly stopped talking and stared at Yin Hui, "What's your purpose for asking so many questions?"
Yin Hui didn't know what his expression was at that time. Anyway, when he heard Tang Yan talking about those industries, one beautiful woman after another kept appearing in his mind. Isn't this a real-life version of uniform temptation? It's even more exciting than Nutri-Express. Just thinking about it makes me drool.
"No! I'm not thinking about anything." Being startled by Tang Yan, Yin Hun had no ideas at all. After all, it would be such a waste if he didn't look at the beauty in front of him but only thought about those unreal things!
"No?" Tang Yan still refused to give up and continued, "You are drooling , haven't you thought of anything bad yet?"
Tang Yan saw all of this, so Yin Hui had to pretend to be serious and said, "If you want me to stop drooling, you have to put on makeup every day!"
"I don't like wearing makeup! Why should I wear makeup every day? I just like to keep it simple at home!" Tang Yan didn't understand what Yin Hun meant.
Of course, Yin Hui also guessed that she couldn't hear him, so he could only say the second sentence, so he pretended to be helpless and said: "If you don't make yourself uglier, my saliva will run dry sooner or later!"
Tang Yan certainly understood what he said, so she burst out laughing and said, "You are just a smooth talker!"
Seeing her smile, Yin Hun knew that he had passed another test. Women are easy to coax, and the most powerful trick is to constantly praise her for her beauty, but you have to use it cleverly, and you can use humor, so that the effect will be better. If he had directly said that she was very beautiful, maybe she wouldn't believe it.
At this time, Tang Yan checked the time, took out a tape measure, measured Yin Hun's size, and said she would help him choose the fabric, and then send it to the store to make a suit. Yin Hun asked curiously, "Why don't you just buy one?"
"This..." Tang Yan was a little embarrassed to say, but suddenly she thought that he would know it later, so she told Yin Hui the reason. Yin Hui then realized that Tang Yan loved to brag about her boyfriend. Maybe this is something that every girl has in her heart! Especially when chatting, they all like to talk about how good their men are. Just like Tang Yan, she doesn't have a boyfriend, but she can proudly say that she designed a set of clothes for her boyfriend. If it weren't for Yin Hui's appearance, would she have to find a man at random?
"Alas! Women love to compare themselves, and now something bad has happened!" Yin Hun muttered to himself as he watched Tang Yan hurried out. Suddenly, he remembered something: "Hey! Wait, I haven't had breakfast yet. I'll go with you! And I can get the money back."
"You wish!"
Yin Hun thought Tang Yan was very extravagant. It was the first time for him to be so extravagant because he really didn't expect that the clothing store he ordered from was actually a world-famous chain store. Moreover, Tang Yan didn't even blink when she paid the deposit. Twenty thousand was two months' salary! Facing the small bust of the founder of the brand, that extremely deceiving foreign old man, Yin Hun could only smile bitterly.
After dealing with the suit, the two decided to go to the park first! After all, working in such a depressing atmosphere every day, sooner or later one will become hysterical. In fact, Yin Hui did not tell Tang Yan that he was already hysterical the moment she paid.
