Highlights Interview with the crew of "Crossing and Anti-Crossing" (Part 1)
Time: After the author had a full dinner
Location: The noisy crew lounge
Characters: Some actors that the author can remember + special interviewer X
Premier League, he lazily lay on the sofa with his arm around a beautiful woman's waist: "Fuck! What kind of interview record is this? Isn't this usually done after the filming is finished?"
The quiet beauty Yueluo who was being embraced said: "Actually, it's over now..."
Minmin, sitting cross-legged on the carpet, pouted: "Go away! I think it's just that the unscrupulous author ran out of inspiration and couldn't come up with the next plot, so he dragged us in to make up the numbers!"
"no……"
A cold voice came from the corner. Everyone turned around and saw a man in black leaning against the dark wall, saying slowly, "I heard that the author suddenly felt relieved after the end of the book, so he decided to go all out and use this ending..."
The silent crowd cried out in their hearts: This author is a jerk!!!
After that, the Fourth Prince, Luo Cheng, and Luo Chuan arrived one after another, and finally the unscrupulous author and interviewer X showed up.
The unscrupulous author cleared his throat and said in a pretentious manner, "We are not filming today, so I am just asking questions~ You guys better answer my questions. I will cut off the role of anyone who doesn't listen! Baimao, what do you want to do by grabbing Minmin 's ankle? Don't think that you can get carried away and do whatever you want just because I temporarily assigned her to you! Luocheng, let go too. Isn't it enough that I left Minmin in Luowang Mansion for half a year for you to tease her? Xiaoshou and Guoer over there, put away your swords! Go out if you want to fight alone! Who will be responsible if you scare Comrade X? Ladies, stop being so affectionate with your guy, our show has limits! Hey--! Luochuan and Xiaosi over there! They are drinking tea with a nonchalant look on their faces! Are you ignoring me? Wait a minute, stage manager, is this tea paid for by the public? No? That's fine... Basically, let's just say these two sentences (two sentences?), everyone cooperate with Comrade X... um? Where's Xiaoliu?"
Luo Cheng raised his hand to report: "The Sixth Prince said that he is already dead, so he doesn't care whether you cut his role or not~~"
The unscrupulous author, with a fierce look in his eyes, said, "Tell him that if he shows up within three minutes, I will give him a sequel!"
After that, the unscrupulous author claimed that she was going to watch the new blockbuster movie starring her dear Nicolas Cage and ran away.
A minute and a half later, Xiaoliu arrived panting.
Three minutes later, the interview officially began.
X: Well... let's start with the basic questions... First question, how tall are you?
Minmin: 165
White hair: 188
Minmin (with admiring eyes): Wow! You are so tall? !
Baimao (slightly proud): That is ~
Premier League: Hmm... I haven't measured for a long time. The physical examination result before I wore it was 191. It seems to have grown a bit recently.
Minmin & Baimao: ...
X (drooling): Then...what about Miss Yueluo?
Premier League: 161
Everyone's thoughts: Why did you answer? And... why was it so precise?
Peifu actively raised her hand to answer: Me, me, me! I am a head taller than Minmin! Ah Zuo is a little more than a head taller than me! (It’s like saying nothing…)
Ah Zuo held the excited Peifu and smiled gently: Peifu is about 175.6cm tall, and I am about 190.3cm tall. (This is an approximation?! You are worthy of being a military advisor...)
Los Angeles, lazy: 180 up and down, right?
Luochuan: 175 to 185. (Why?!)
Guoer: 183
The Sixth Prince coughed violently: 1...cough cough...173...cough cough cough...
Fourth Prince: 178
Minor version Xiao Shou: (Hesitates for a long time, blushing)...165... (Grabs X by the collar, looking ferocious) What do you mean by asking this question? What do you mean?!
Xiaotao: 155
Qingqing: 166
Wife: 160
Spoon: Gurgle...
X: =_=…………What did it say……Never mind, next question.
X: Now, please describe your appearance in one sentence!
Minmin: Qingwen's eyes, Wang Xifeng's mouth, Lin Daiyu's eyebrows, Lin Qingxia's nose, Zhang Ziyi's face, Fan Bingbing's skin, Fan Xiaoxuan's hair, a pear blossom overshadows a crabapple, graceful and elegant, quiet as a woman and swift as a rabbit, the only one in the world...ah!
X (with fierce eyes): Instant kill!!
Guoer: It is said that he looks like Minmin’s first love.
X: Yes, could you be more specific ?
Guoer: (sound of flipping through a book)...At this moment he was sitting upright, gently wiping his sword. His face was extremely handsome, but his whole body exuded a cold and aloof aura that kept strangers away, which made him look even taller and more graceful... (copied from the original text)
What everyone is thinking: You are cruel!
Fourth Prince: (Puts his hand on his chin and thinks for a long time, then looks at Minmin) It is said that... it looks like a fox...
X, cold sweat: You know...
Luochuan: This... may not be the case...
X, sweating profusely: ...Why?
Luochuan: (Some subtle changes occur when a silver needle is pulled out from a certain acupuncture point) It depends on the situation and my mood...
Baimao: I am the best in the world!
X, Huang Hehan: I shouldn’t ask you…
The narcissistic Luo Cheng who was full of expectation and the people/beasts who could not communicate with words were greeted from afar...
X, Waterfall Sweat: I, let’s jump to the next question…
X: Then, please describe the person you care about most in one sentence!
Xi Niang: He, he... He is handsome, elegant, considerate and kind. If I see such a noble and elegant smile once, I will be devoted to him even if I want to be his servant for the rest of my life!
Minmin, the expression of being stepped on by a cockroach: Who are you talking about?
Xiao Tao: He... He is obviously very lonely, yet indestructible, extremely smart, a natural born king. I, I...
X: Okay, no need to tell me what you think.
Minmin, the expression of being stepped on by a group of cockroaches: Who are they talking about? ! !
Peiv: Can you say three?
X: No.
Peifu: But Azu, Luan Gege, and Minmin all care about us~
X: Then tell me what you care about most!
Peifu: ...She is usually very lively and cute, and people get close to her unconsciously, but once you get close to her, she will do something terrible...
X: …
Moonfall: (Looking at someone affectionately)
X: (Tears and tears) Silence is better than words at this moment! Everything is just left unsaid! This is the highest realm!
Minmin: The person you care about the most... (eyes stern) No. 44, Hisoka!!
Many cold and murderous voices: Who is that?
White-haired: troublesome, willful, stubborn, philandering, naughty, bullies the weak and fears the strong, has no patience during sex, is not serious when making love, does not behave like a girl at all, and cheats on his wife at any time... In short, he is the type I like.
Minmin: (Blushing crazily...)
X: (Blushing...)
Mou Shou: It gives me the feeling of a gentle mother ... (That's an illusion)
Luo Cheng: It makes people feel that life is warm and happy... (That's an illusion!)
Guo Er: It makes me feel very happy... (That is definitely an illusion!!) Moreover, she should not be from this world... (Falling into thought)
The Fourth Prince: A woman who possesses both wisdom and charm, a one-of-a-kind woman in the world.
X: …Who are you talking about?
Luochuan: Hmm... It's very ethereal. If you don't reach out to grab it, it will slip away. But if you reach out to grab it, it will disappear between your fingers...
Everyone is crying out in their hearts: Who is it? Who is it! Who is it? ! Who are you talking about? ! !
Spoon: Gulp...Gulp...
X: I ... really don't understand what you are saying... T_T
