Chapter Two: Bullshit: It’s so difficult, the Tao is the most mysterious!
"Do you know what the Heart-Erosion Curse is? It is like planting a Heart-Erosion Vine on your heart. When it attacks, it will eat away your internal organs and flesh bit by bit."
"But you won't die. The Heart-Eroding Vine has the effect of protecting your heart. It can keep you alive before it eats all your flesh and blood."
"You will watch your flesh and blood being eaten away slowly, and then you will slowly die while wailing. How about that?"
The girl clapped her hands excitedly and looked at Jiang Zhou.
Jiang Zhou's whole body stiffened.
He saw a thin green vine, slowly twisting and rising around him, like a green poisonous snake.
The tender green tips of the vines swayed gently in front of his heart, as if waiting for an opportunity to bite him.
The corpse of the monster with a tragic death was right next to him. Jiang Zhou didn't think that the other party was just trying to scare him.
what to do?
He didn't want to be cast under a heart-eating curse, nor did he want to die.
"Thump, thump, thump..."
Just when he was so nervous that his whole body was stiff and he didn't know what to do, the cell phone in his hand suddenly rang.
It was his alarm clock, the theme song of Journey to the West, "Tianfu Music", reminding him that it was time for a nap.
"what sound?!"
The witch was startled by the sudden sound and looked around, finally looking at the phone in Jiang Zhou's hand.
He first showed a look of surprise and then closed his eyes slightly, as if immersed in the mood of the song.
"What kind of song is this? It has such a poetic feeling, like... like..."
The witch bit her fingers and thought hard, but she couldn't come up with an appropriate description.
Jiang Zhou's heart moved, and he bravely said, "Cloud Palace Fairyland."
"Cloud Palace Wonderland?"
When the demon girl heard this, her eyes lit up: "That's right! It's true. Only the clouds in the sky, the fairyland, can match this song."
"Where did this song come from? Is this strange magic weapon of yours? What kind of magic weapon is this?"
Jiang Zhou looked at the expression of the witch and tried his best to suppress his heartbeat which was accelerating due to nervousness.
He remembered that when the witch first appeared, she treated his cell phone as some kind of magic weapon.
Under the vicious threat of the witch, Jiang Zhou performed beyond his normal level, and his mind changed in an instant.
Let’s take a gamble !
Jiang Zhou's expressionless face suddenly changed to one of indifference as he said, "This is the class bell of my school."
The demon girl asked curiously, "The school bell? What is that?"
"Uh... it's time for my master to preach to me, so he called me with this music."
"Master? Preaching?" Jiang Zhou's words made the witch suspicious.
At this moment, countless classic words, strategies and examples of military tactics flashed through Jiang Zhou's mind.
If you want to convince someone and make them believe in you, you must first control your emotions and never lose your composure.
Never give the other person time to think, you must let the other person fall into your rhythm.
The best way to gain people's trust is not to ask them to believe in you, but to let them want to explore it themselves.
Jiang Zhou then said something that even he himself couldn't understand: "The rules of the sect are strict. If you miss the time, you won't learn anything, but you will be punished."
"Miss, if you are not in a hurry, why don't you wait for a while? If you want me to help you, that's fine, but you should always have the attitude of asking for help. There is no need to be so tense."
He pretended to be calm and composed, and immediately turned the threat from the witch into a request from the other party.
"I beg you?" The witch was so angry that she laughed.
Successfully disrupted the rhythm!
Jiang Zhou didn't give her the chance to attack. He just sat cross-legged on the ground as if nothing had happened, swiping his fingers quickly across the screen of his mobile phone and clicking on his collection.
Most people would never imagine how many incredible things are hidden in the cell phone of an abnormal human being who can take his newly-held girlfriend to the library for a date.
The witch was too lazy to argue with Jiang Zhou, so she just wanted to take action directly and plant the Heart-Erosion Curse on him, which would naturally make Jiang Zhou obedient.
Suddenly, an old voice sounded: "Difficult! Difficult! Difficult! The Tao is the most mysterious, don't take the golden elixir lightly. If you don't meet a wise man to pass on the secret, it's useless to talk about it, your mouth will be dry and your tongue will be tired..."
The demon girl was startled and looked around in confusion while riding on the white deer: "Who?! Who is talking!"
"Shh!"
The witch turned around and saw Jiang Zhou looking at her with a stern and unhappy look, covering his lips with his finger, signaling her to be quiet.
For some reason, the witch felt a little guilty when he looked at her. She didn't get angry and remained quiet.
Then Jiang Zhou lowered his head and looked intently at the "magic weapon" in his hand.
Is it really as he said?
Can this magic weapon transmit sound over a thousand miles?
The witch was very sure that there was no one within a hundred miles, so where did the voice come from?
Humph! Well, I want to see how your so-called master teaches you!
With a fierce look on his face, but full of curiosity in his heart, he urged Bai Lu to walk gently behind Jiang Zhou.
"ah?"
The witch let out a scream and immediately covered her eyes with her small hands. She, who had always been capricious and lawless, actually looked timid, as if she was afraid of disturbing the person in the "magic weapon".
She actually saw a person appear in this "magic weapon"!
An old man with white hair and beard, with an immortal look, who looks like a Taoist but not a Taoist, and like a Confucian but not a Confucian. At first glance, he looks like an old man who is truly practicing Taoism. In a misty cloud that looks like a fairyland, among the rosy clouds and auspicious mists, he sits high on a cloud bed, holding a whisk in his hand , with his eyes lowered, reciting mysterious sounds.
"The secret of the perfect communication between the exoteric and esoteric teachings is really wonderful, but unfortunately there is no other way to cultivate one's nature and life. It all comes from the essence, energy and spirit, so keep it well hidden and don't let it leak out..."
"Don't leak it out, keep it in your body, you will prosper as I teach you. Remembering the formula is very helpful, it will eliminate evil desires and bring you coolness..."
After hearing these two sentences, the witch's eyes widened.
This is……
Really preaching!
"It is cool and bright, so I can enjoy the bright moon from the Dantai. The moon hides the jade rabbit and the sun hides the crow. There are turtles and snakes entwined."
"The two are intertwined, their lives are strong, and they can plant golden lotus in the fire. Gather the five elements and use them in reverse, and when the work is done, they will become Buddhas and immortals..."
The old voice, like the sound of the Tao, echoed endlessly in the ears of the witch.
There seemed to be a thunderbolt in my mind, and the inspiration was as fast as lightning, flickering continuously, but always elusive.
With her level of the third grade, she is already a rare great demon and master in the world.
As soon as you hear it, you can tell there is a profound truth hidden in these words.
No matter whether it is the way of immortality or martial arts, the foundation lies in the two words life and death.
This old Taoist priest was able to describe the mystery in just a few words.
only……
It is mysterious, but there are many important key points that are not pointed out, which makes the evil woman feel itchy.
For example, how to hide it in the body and how to prevent it from leaking out?
There are ten levels in martial arts, and entering the first level means storing your essence.
There are ten levels in the path to immortality, and once you enter one level you will find the secret.
Both are in one hidden word.
She is at the fifth level, which is considered strong among the third level, and her cultivation has long surpassed that of the entry level.
But the path of spiritual practice is endless. Just the word "hide" alone requires even the saints and sages of the top three levels to continue to study and practice.
Also, how can one obtain coolness? How can one be entangled with each other? How can one maintain a strong life?
What is the Dantai? What is the bright moon? What is the jade rabbit? What is the tortoise and snake? What is the golden lotus in the fire?
wrong!
The demon goddess's expression changed slightly.
These few sentences not only expressed wonderful truths, but each word and sentence clearly pointed directly to the great truth. It was not that there were no specific methods, but that she herself did not understand them .
These must be the secret words and tricks of this kid’s sect!
