Chapter 99 Weird Ideas
"Fuck!"
Being frightened in the middle of the night, even a gentle girl like her jumped up. When she saw it was Linzhou, she pounced on him and bit him on the shoulder.
"Zhou Zhou, you scared me to death. You've been waiting for me here for a long time, right?"
"Not really. I was planning to play games. Come here and play with me." Linzhou pulled the little girl, pressed her down on the chair, stood up and pulled the curtains behind the computer.
Watching Linzhou draw the curtains, Jiang Xiyue took off her coat and hung it on a chair, and casually threw the small boots she was wearing out.
Then, Jiang Xiyue squatted on the chair and looked at Linzhou eagerly.
What about the magic you promised to teach him? Forget the seventy-two transformations, at least teach him some self-defense skills...
But Linzhou just found some snacks, turned on the computer, sat on the chair next to Jiang Xiyue, and asked in a low voice, "By the way, Xiaohui didn't notice you coming here, right? If she did, our innocence would be ruined."
"It's okay Zhou Zhou, I'm sure Xiao Hui is sleeping soundly, you can teach me magical skills first, self-defense is also fine."
The girl leaned forward slightly, kissed Linzhou on the face, and then sat back down.
"This is the tuition fee, teach me quickly..."
Listening to the girl's request, Linzhou leaned back in his chair and began to think about what kind of self-defense skills he should teach Jiang Xiyue. Now she is only 147cm tall, what kind of self-defense skills can be effective...
The best one would be Texas Wing Chun, but the conditions are really not there in China, so you might as well just teach the gangster some exciting boxing.
Forget it... Let's be serious. This stupid loli can really be used in actual combat...
After thinking about what to say, Linzhou turned the chair Jiang Xiyue was sitting on, "Xiao Xi, listen to me, if you really encounter a bad guy who can't be dealt with by money, you can just cut off your legs and be done with it, or you can carry an electric baton with you, the kind used to drive pigs away."
"Huh? Is there an item called stun baton in self-defense?" Jiang Xiyue pursed her lips and reached out to open the game.
Linzhou’s game has already started, but he still answered the question, “Yes, technology changes life.”
Hearing this, the girl stopped asking questions and went into Linzhou's room to prepare for the match.
I originally thought that Zhou Zhou asked her to come over in the middle of the night because he wanted to spend some time with her, but it turned out that she was playing games. I was a little disappointed.
The tuition fee was paid in vain...
Eh...but now the curtains are drawn, can she do whatever she wants...
It seems that this is not possible. Zhou Zhou is an adult boy now. If he gets wild with animal desire, will she agree or not...
After realizing that the only option in his mind was to agree, Jiang Xiyue began to play the game seriously.
Although he can now face his love for Linzhou, if she wants to be ready to face this matter, she must at least graduate from college. In the current situation, she has to be reserved...
Xiao Jiang definitely wouldn't give it away for free, and he would give it away at the speed of light...
Absolutely not!
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After the intense and exciting game, Jiang Xiyue threw away the mouse and leaned back in his chair, looking exhausted.
Taking exams during the day and staying up late playing games at night is really not something she can endure. Now she is almost dying of sleep, the kind of sleepiness that makes her unconscious.
When humans are unconscious, they will start talking nonsense, so the girl looked at the boy next to her and spoke in a soft voice.
"Oh... Zhou Zhou, when do you think it's best to do that kind of thing?"
"What kind of thing?" In fact, Linzhou knew what Jiang Xiyue was asking, but he really didn't want to answer. It was too early to ask such a thing at this time, asshole!
Will you go crazy even if you don’t drink?
After hearing the answer, the girl was silent for a few seconds, then tilted her head to look at Linzhou. In addition to the softness in her voice, there was also a hint of confusion.
"Well... I understand... Zhou Zhou, you are a good person, let's go to sleep first."
As soon as she finished speaking, the girl's head tilted to the side, and in less than ten seconds, the sound of soft snoring could be heard in the room.
But this snoring is not loud, it's quite cute.
The thin lips trembled due to the airflow, making a humming sound...
Then, Linzhou realized a problem. The child slept on the chair, and her neck and waist would definitely hurt tomorrow. But the little girl was wearing ordinary pajamas inside, and she only wore a coat when she came here.
This is difficult...
Moreover, after sleeping in this room for a night, he could imagine Sakurai Megumi's strange look tomorrow.
Reaching out his cell phone, Linzhou took a photo of Sakurai Kei and sent it to her.
[It’s a huge sun: [Picture] Help me, Xiaohui, this girl fell asleep here with me…]
Sending a message like this should be enough to prove one's innocence. After all, Sakurai Megumi is already asleep now.
Then, something unexpected happened. Sakurai Megumi replied almost immediately, and it was a voice message, "So fast ? Xiao Jiang Jiang is not in good health, please be gentle with her... just hold her in bed..."
"I get it. I knew that you, Xiaohui, are unreliable. Also, the trouble you mentioned would be best solved by playing online games together." After listening to the voice message, Linzhou was too lazy to type and replied directly with voice.
This time... Sakurai Hui did not reply. She sent a message only after Linzhou put Jiang Xiyue on the bed and covered her with a quilt.
[World's No. 1 Hui: I can't hear anything, I don't know anything, just take good care of Xiao Jiang Jiang for me and make sure he can move normally tomorrow.]
Linzhou now doesn’t know what to say. He just wants to blow the earth up with one punch.
What kind of best friend is this? How can you give your best friend to a boy?
After changing Sakurai Hui's note to the angel from Hokkaido, Linzhou finally let out a sigh of relief...
Standing behind the curtains, Linzhou looked at the snow that had already appeared in the yard, his eyes confused and helpless. Although he knew he would not do anything, there was only a double bed in this room!
How can he sleep...
I have classes tomorrow, and in half a month I will have winter vacation. Then there will be the so-called 100-day "slacking off" period, and then I will say goodbye to ordinary campus life...
Will I miss it when the time comes? Although I have someone to accompany me to college, I always feel a little lost.
I looked up at the sky, but because it was snowing, I couldn't see the stars and could only barely make out the direction of the moon... Just when I was about to improvise something childish, my phone vibrated, and it was still a message from Sakurai Megumi.
[Hokkaido's angel: Don't think too much. I'm relieved because you two like each other. It was just a little joke. Xiao Jiang is very particular about her bed. She should sleep well next to you.]
Seeing the message sent by Sakurai Megumi, Linzhou pursed his lips, then walked to the bed, looked at the girl who was sleeping like a baby, and spoke softly.
"Stupid, move over there, luckily we have two quilts..."
