Chapter 981 Weird and shocking news

"To be precise, our life span is much longer than that of the average person, so the views of the average person may not be applicable to us."

Albedo said in a stiff tone: "Don't worry, we won't cheat you. We just want you to come over to help us this time. It will show our seriousness if two people come together."

Gu Sanqiu sneered: "It's okay, I understand. The meal before the beheading was also quite sumptuous and solemn."

Yu Jian looked at Albedo and said, "I've already told you that if things can't be explained clearly, Sanqiu won't go with us."

Albedo was helpless: "Well, okay, actually before I came here, I spent a little money to find Wendy and wanted to ask him how to solve this matter."

Gu Sanqiu's face darkened: "Let me guess, he accepted your gift with a smile, and then told you to let me run errands?"

Albedo nodded: "That's probably what he meant. He said that there are very few things you can't do now, so it's most convenient to find you."

My good uncle really doesn't look like a devil.

Gu Sanqiu wiped his face and said, "From what you said, this matter cannot be solved by force. Could it be related to the Fatui?"

"That's not right. If it's related to the Fatui, then what about that parent-child cooking class you mentioned? Is it just a pure excuse?"

"No, the parent-child cooking class I just mentioned does exist, and it's Klee who wants to attend it."

Albedo's face twitched, and his expressionless face revealed a bit of helplessness, or rather disbelief.

"The problem is, it's the property of the fools."

Gu Sanqiu was curious: "What does it have to do with you? If you really make trouble, Mondstadt will be enough for you to demolish. What are you afraid of?"

"No, if you want to subdue them, you still need to take action."

Albedo said: "The one who is in charge of teaching others how to cook is a woman who is at least a hundred years old."

Over a hundred years old, female, a member of the Fatui, can handle herself...

The corners of Gu Sanqiu's mouth twitched heavily, and he was somewhat unbelievable about the calculated result.

"Miss?"

"Yes, it's her."

Albedo said in a strange tone: "The Eighth Lady of the Fatui Executive Officer, Rosalyn Cruzica Lowfat."

"In the poems sung by Mondstadt's bards, there is the Witch of Fire who stands under the night sky and burns away all the black."

Gu Sanqiu: ...

"You two must have been blinded by your greed and came all the way from Mondstadt just to make me happy, right? Don't worry, when Klee and Yatou come back from their shopping, I'll let Yatou treat you two."

"You are trustworthy in the technology of Wangshengtang."

Gu Sanqiu took out a golden stick expressionlessly and weighed it lightly on his palm, which made a rather dull sound.

"Or I'll hit both of you on the head with a stick right now. If that doesn't work, I'll personally escort you to Inazuma for electrotherapy."

"Don't worry, my face is still very reliable. I can use it to go to many places."

"Sanqiu, we are not kidding."

Yu Jian said, "The teacher who teaches cooking skills is indeed the Fatui executive. His makeup, mask, and temperament are exactly the same, so there is no possibility of someone else impersonating him."

"As for the reason, perhaps you can ask it."

Albedo nodded. "The real reason we wanted to come to you is because we are worried that your speaking style might have a negative impact on Klee."

"So, we need someone who can calm the lady down and make her teach cooking honestly using normal language habits. You are indeed the best choice."

Gu Sanqiu finally accepted this somewhat outrageous fact.

"I guess I understand. You're playing chess here, right?"

Are you so sure that I can subdue Rosalyn?

Oh, it seems that he consulted Wendy. It is very likely that this demon has watched the movie remotely through the blowing of the wind and saw the incident of him beating Rosaline.

Gu Sanqiu wiped his face and said, "It's really just a parent-child cooking class. Is it a cover for any weird business or a secret operation of the Fatui?"

"Even if they want to cover it up, the Fatui won't be stupid enough to use this method. The coming and going of people is not conducive to hiding."

Albedo nodded in confirmation: "I checked it, it's very formal. We even had to wait an extra day for the formalities due to a backlog of business."

"And no one in the Fatui has caused trouble in the name of complaints."

Is it really that mysterious?

Is Rosalin planning to learn some cooking skills so that she can cook herself more skillfully and add some seasoning to enhance the flavor?

This is what it means to "treat yourself as a dish".

"Okay, I'll go to Mond with you. I want to see what kind of magic this damn cooking class has that can make a century-old witch stay there willingly."

As someone who had beaten Rosaline up, Gu Sanqiu could only say that he had a fair say in this matter.

That's a crazy woman.

If it weren't for that beating that made her have judgment and respect for the devil and his followers, even if Inazuma stirred up trouble herself, Rosaline would have been chopped into ashes by the cook sooner or later.

Would such a lunatic be willing to be a cooking teacher?

Gu Sanqiu would rather believe that the big sister with white hair and golden eyes in the sky would rush out from the island, hug him and kiss him.

It would be strange if there was no special reason.

Gu Sanqiu felt that he could put up a flag for washing his hair upside down.

"Okay, I'll take this matter on. I want to see what Rosaline has been doing after she disappeared for a while."

Gu Sanqiu remembered that both Guo Beng and Ya Ya had occasionally mentioned that Rosalind's "whereabouts were a mystery" recently, and even they, her superficial colleagues, didn't know what the other party was doing.

Judging from the situation, could it be that Rosalin has actually taken the time to learn cooking?

The impact of this topic is as exaggerated as a brother named Grace suddenly rushing out from the abyss, and then kowtows three times and nine times to the Sky Island every day, like a green lamp and an ancient Buddha.

"Okay, we'll rest in Liyue Harbor for a day and set off tomorrow morning."

Albedo nodded: "I hope my thoughts are not true."

Otherwise, it would be too scary.

"What do you think?"

Gu Sanqiu narrowed his eyes: "Is there anything else you haven't told me?"

"No, no."

Albedo instantly launched a series of denials, almost raising Gu Sanqiu's blood pressure.

It is a bit exaggerated that Albedo is becoming more and more like a human. If it were in the past, there is no way he would have hidden so much.

Gu Sanqiu suspected that what the other party said about Rosaline opening a cooking class was just a drop in the ocean!

"Don't worry, we won't cheat you."

Yu Jian took a sip of tea and said, "We are not the kind of people who would betray our brothers and friends. Please trust us."

I won't pit you to death...