Chapter 96: Feng Shui Bureau
The little fat man Xu Cheng fully demonstrated his stupidity, laziness, greed, and cowardice. He refused to get up even if he died, and insisted on resting well before he was willing to move. Zhang Dadao had no choice. His original plan of making a few random remarks and then going down the mountain was completely ruined by the little fat man. Zheng Wen saw that he couldn't go down the mountain for a while, so he pestered Zhang Dadao to let him analyze the Feng Shui situation nearby in detail.
"Da Dao, you've been watching for a while, what's going on with the shaking head and nodding? Is there anything?" Zheng Wen was a little anxious when he saw Zhang Da Dao pretending to shake his head. Although he felt that this place did not look like a big fight , it was hard to say. No matter how small a fly is, it is still meat. If you can really dig it up, even if it is a county magistrate or a head of a security guard, it is better than nothing.
"Ah~" Zhang Dadao sighed deeply , saying, "Didn't I tell you at the foot of the mountain that there is no such thing? What a waste of energy."
"Ah? Really?" Zheng Wen was fine, but the little fat man was anxious. He thought he had wasted the most energy on the way here, and now he knew it was all in vain . The resentment in his heart rushed to his head, and he couldn't help but kick a stone and sent it flying down the mountain, saying, "Brother Wen, you can't just let him go like this. I'm so tired that I'm almost in shock. You're sending us away with just this one sentence? There's also a way to say no!"
Zheng Wen thought this made sense. Over the past few days, the little fat guy had been helping him. Although he thought the little fat guy was greedy and lazy, he was very capable when it came to some technical work. Now that he heard the little fat guy thinking about him, he couldn't help but feel better about him.
Originally, Zheng Wen had no doubts about Zhang Dadao's ability. After all, after many practices, he believed that Zhang Dadao did have some ability. However, the matter of finding dragon points seemed to be quite profound. Zheng Wen really didn't know whether Zhang Dadao, who was good at fortune-telling, had this ability. Now that he had the opportunity to investigate, Zheng Wen naturally had no objection and nodded:
"Da Dao, since Xiao Pang can't get down the mountain now, why don't you tell us about it so that we can broaden our horizons."
Upon hearing this, Zhang Dadao scratched his head in annoyance and said angrily, "Why didn't I sign a contract with you? Originally, this could have been charged separately!"
"Are you still thinking about the money?" The little fat man was shocked by Zhang Dadao's shamelessness.
Zhang Dadao said calmly, "Of course, we agreed that I would only look for dragon points, but I didn't say I would explain it to you. This was supposed to be charged separately! It's a pity that we didn't sign a contract. Forget it, just consider it a free gift for you because I'm unlucky. Look over there, do you see it?"
"Well, there is a mountain spring, which can be considered a waterfall, and there is also a small river. This is great! Water brings wealth, and running water brings running wealth. The water is in front and there is a mountain behind. It is considered good feng shui, right?" Zheng Wen seemed to have heard some folk customs and spoke very logically.
The fat boy had no idea about this and muttered, "What the hell? There's a river in front and a mountain behind, perfect for an ambush. Does this have anything to do with Feng Shui?" The fat boy scratched his head, took out his cell phone, took a picture and prepared to go back and analyze where would be suitable for an ambush.
Zhang Dadao shook his head and said, "You two are ignorant. What do you know? Look over there. Doesn't that protruding white rock on the top of the mountain look a bit like a tiger's head?"
Zheng Wen and the little fat man quickly looked in the direction Zhang Dadao pointed. After looking for a while, Zheng Wen nodded and said, "From this angle, they look a bit similar."
The little fat boy disagreed and shook his head, saying: "I think it looks more like the roar of thunder! It's obviously a bear!" The little fat boy was so engrossed in the game that he couldn't see what was good.
Zhang Dadao nodded and said, "See, this is exactly the Azure Dragon on the left and the White Tiger on the right. Unfortunately, the waterfall and the White Tiger Stone are a little less impressive, so it can only be considered a Green Snake and White Cat situation, which is much worse than the Azure Dragon and White Tiger situation! If there is a tomb, the small hill between the two places is most likely to be a tomb."
Zheng Wen's eyes lit up and he said quickly, "This Azure Dragon and White Tiger Bureau sounds impressive. There must be some extraordinary people buried there! Even if it's smaller in scale, it's still a good place for Feng Shui, right?"
Zhang Dadao squatted down against the stone wall beside him, scratching it with his fingernails, and said, "Yes, if it is really the Green Snake and White Cat Bureau, it can be considered a good Feng Shui Bureau. The Green Dragon and White Tiger Bureau is hard to come by, and it is not a loss to bury an emperor. Moreover, the fortune will continue to bless the future generations. Although this Green Snake and White Cat Bureau is only different in scale, it is a world of difference, but it can also be used to bury a local rich man. It's a pity that this place is not the Green Snake and White Cat Bureau, but the Feng Shui Bureau of the Dragon and Tiger Fighting."
"What?" Zheng Wen and the little fat man were both dumbfounded. They had never heard of such a game in their lives. The dragon-tiger fight was fine , but they also brought up a back-cooked pork. Zheng Wen looked suspicious and asked, "Da Dao! This is outrageous! You can't make it up! You can't ask for it back here if you didn't have twice-cooked pork for lunch! How can there be a back-cooked pork Feng Shui game?"
Zhang Dadao looked at Zheng Wen with contempt and said, "You know it or not? Have I explained it to you? Do you understand Feng Shui? Look at this circle here, isn't it a circle of mountains outside surrounding that place? Doesn't it look like a pot? Look at the wind again, isn't it the north and south winds that circulate in the cold and summer seasons? Just now I saw the mountain was like a knife, and the wind was like an arrow, don't they look like a spatula and chopsticks? This snake and a cat are in the pot, it's just a Cantonese dragon-tiger fight, right? Twice a year, the wind circulates, isn't it going back to the pot? If you bury your ancestors here, there will be a ghost in your house! There is definitely no fight here, who is crazy enough to bury people here! How big a grudge must this be!"
Zheng Wen and the little fat man looked at each other, their eyes were tangled again, and they didn't know how to refute. Zhang Dadao's words made sense, and the two of them were speechless. The little fat man sucked his teeth for a long time, looked at Zhang Dadao's cold eyes, gritted his teeth and clapped his hands, and said to Zheng Wen: "That makes sense! Brother Wen, look, this place is like a place to fight the big dragon, a fight between a dragon and a tiger! You choose a Leopard Girl to fight the big dragon alone, it's very dangerous!"
Zheng Wen was amused and shook his head, saying, "I don't think it's reliable for you to learn Feng Shui by playing LOL ! Can you even connect this thing?"
The fat man nodded quickly and said, "Yes, all knowledge in the world comes from Debang, and they are all connected. Riot Games' map designs were specially checked by a Feng Shui master!" The fat man saw the murderous look in Zhang Dadao's eyes, so he just talked nonsense, which made Zheng Wen laugh.
Zheng Wen shook his head and said in disbelief: "I have little education, don't lie to me!"
Zhang Dadao interrupted, "You can tell by looking at it. If you don't believe me, go check out the hill in the middle. You can see that you haven't studied geology. It's all granite and marble. You don't even need to look at Feng Shui to know there's no soil underneath. A place like this would take a year to dig even if you get a construction team here. The ancients couldn't do it!"
Zheng Wen suddenly realized: "Damn, if you had said that earlier, why would I bother? It's impossible that there has never been an emperor who opened a stone mountain in this place. Let's go and take a look at the next place as soon as possible!"