Lan Wangji accepted his exaggerated praise calmly, pulled open Wei Wuxian's sleeves, poured all the stolen dates into the sleeves, and said, "Here you go. All of them."

Wei WuXian cooperated and said, “Thank you.”

But Lan Wangji suddenly withdrew his hand. With a wave of his sleeve, a bunch of dates fell out and rolled all over the ground. Wei Wuxian hurriedly bent down to pick them up, but after picking up a few, he couldn't pick them all up. Lan Wangji said, "No more."

He also snatched the hen from Wei Wuxian's left arm, holding one in each hand. Wei Wuxian pulled the ribbon on his headband and pulled him back, saying, "Hey, don't leave! You were fine just now, why are you angry again?"

Lan Wangji glanced at him and said, "Don't pull me."

His tone didn't sound very happy, and even had a warning tone. Wei Wuxian couldn't help but loosen his grip. Lan Wangji lowered his head and moved the two stunned hens to his left hand, freeing up his right hand to adjust his headband and hair.

Wei WuXian thought to himself, “In the past, he never stopped me from playing with his headband. Is he really angry today?”

He felt the need to make amends, so he pointed at the hen and said, "Okay, forget about the dates. Just give me this. Didn't you agree to give it to me?"

Lan Wangji raised his eyes and looked at him scrutinizingly. Wei Wuxian said sincerely, "Please, I really want it, give it to me."

Hearing this, Lan Wangji lowered his eyes. After a long while, he handed the hen back to him. Wei Wuxian took it, took out a date and wiped it on his clothes on his chest, then bit off half of it. He thought that since Lan Zhan wanted to play, he should play with him, and said, "What do you want to do next?" He held back and didn't say, "Whose family do you want to harm?"

Lan Wangji frowned slightly and corrected, "We."

Wei WuXian: “Okay, okay, let’s do it.”

Lan Wangji nodded and gave him the dates again. Wei Wuxian wiped them on his clothes and took a few bites, thinking that Han Guangjun wanted Yiling Patriarch to accompany him to disturb the people in the middle of the night. If this got out, he would be in big trouble.

The two walked to a wall. Lan Wangji looked left and right to make sure that no one was around, then pulled out the Bichen from his waist. A few blinding white lights flashed by, leaving a line of large characters on the wall.

Wei WuXian leaned over to take a look, and saw nine large characters written on it: "Gusu Lan WangJi was here."

Wei WuXian: “…”

He was holding a date in his mouth, stunned. Lan Wangji withdrew his eyes and admired his masterpiece. After a moment, he turned his head and asked, "How is it?"

Wei WuXian said, “Hmm? What? How?… Good, very good. I admit defeat!”

This is the truth. Even when drunk, Han Guangjun's handwriting is still very dignified and regular script, Wei Wuxian feels inferior to him. Lan Wangji nodded and handed Bichen to him.

Wei WuXian: “?”

Lan Wangji handed Bichen to him again. Wei Wuxian took it and saw that there was a lot of blank space after the three words "Lan Wangji" on the wall, and he understood.

Lan Wangji was waiting for him to write his name on it!

Lan Wangji kept staring at him, and Wei Wuxian couldn't stand it anymore, so he said, "Okay, okay, write, write." He resigned himself to writing "Yunmeng Wei Wuxian" after Gusu Lan Wangji. Now, the two people's names were hung side by side on the wall.

“Gusu Lan Wangji and Yunmeng Wei Wuxian were here!”

Lan Wangji seemed very satisfied. He finally took back the Bichen. After concentrating for a moment, he raised his hand again. This time, he was not writing, but drawing. A few sword beams flashed, and the portraits of two little people appeared on the wall, with their heads close together, as if they were kissing. The rigorous writing style and the obscene content made Wei Wuxian look down and slap himself on the forehead.

Stealing, vandalism, scribbling, drawing, and graffiti... Now he was sure -

Earlier in Lotus Pier, Wei Wuxian told Lan Wangji many interesting things he did as a child. The Gusu Lan Clan had strict family education, so Lan Wangji must not have had such crazy play when he was a child. He probably remembered what Wei Wuxian said, and now he repeated it one by one after being drunk. It must be right, after all, even the content of the graffiti is almost the same as what Wei Wuxian told him!

After figuring out what was going on, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "But these are things I would only do when I was twelve or thirteen years old!"

Seeing Lan Wangji getting more and more excited with his painting, and the content of his paintings becoming more and more bizarre, Wei Wuxian felt sorry for Bichen while worrying about the wall: “We must erase our names written on the wall later, so that no one else knows who did it. No, no, no, it would be faster to tear down the entire wall…”

“Woof woof woof woof woof!”

Suddenly, a fierce dog barking broke out. Wei Wuxian felt as if a firecracker exploded in his ear. He screamed on the spot and jumped onto Lan Wangji in a state of confusion: "Lan Zhan, save me!!!"

This family actually has a dog!

To be honest, in the dead of night, Wei Wuxian’s ghostly roars and howls were much more terrifying than the barking of dogs. He was terrified, but Lan Wangji remained expressionless. He held Wei Wuxian with one hand and patted him soothingly, and with the other hand, holding a sword, he leaped onto the top of the wall, looking down at the guard dog from above, with a cold expression as if he was confronting it. Wei Wuxian’s limbs entangled him into a knot, his face buried deep in his neck, his whole body stiff, and roared, “Don’t confront me! Let’s go! Let’s go! Lan Zhan, take me away! Ahh ...

He was about to bark like crazy, but the dog tucked its tail between its legs when it saw Lan Wangji show up, stuck out its tongue, lowered its head and lay on the ground whimpering, not daring to bark anymore. Lan Wangji was completely victorious, so he patted Wei Wuxian twice more and jumped off the wall with him in his arms.

After walking for a long time without hearing the dog barking again, Wei Wuxian was finally able to tear himself off Lan Wangji. His eyes were wide open and his legs were shaking. Lan Wangji patted his shoulder and stared at him intently, as if asking if he was okay. Wei Wuxian was still in shock, but after finally taking a breath, he casually praised: "Han Guangjun, you are so brave!"

Hearing this, Lan Wangji seemed to smile.

The wave disappeared in an instant, and Wei Wuxian thought he was seeing things and was stunned.

After a moment, he heaved a sigh of relief, stroked his chin, raised his head and smiled, "Lan Zhan, now you know you regret not going to Lotus Pier with me... Wait, where are you going now? Don't wander around!"

It took a lot of effort for Wei Wuxian to drag Lan Wangji back to the inn. When the landlady saw that they had caught two spotted hens in the middle of the night and threw them to her, her expression was really hard to describe. Wei Wuxian dragged Lan Wangji upstairs, closed the door, and turned around. It was dim outside just now and he couldn't see clearly, but when he got inside and took a look with the light, he saw that Lan Wangji's clothes, face, and hair were all stained with chicken feathers, broken leaves, and pink and white wall dust, which was really unpresentable. Wei Wuxian helped him pat it off and laughed, "So dirty!"

Lan Wangji said, “Wash my face.”

Wei WuXian couldn't help but pull his forehead wipe again and said, "You still order me around!"

The first time he got drunk, Wei Wuxian washed his face, and Lan Wangji seemed to like it very much. Sure enough, he asked for it again this time. After all the trouble he had, just washing his face was not enough, so Wei Wuxian said, "How about I just give you a bath?"

Hearing this, Lan Wangji slightly widened his eyes. Wei Wuxian looked at his expression carefully and asked, "Do you want it?"

Lan Wangji nodded slowly and said, "Okay."

The waiters in the inn were all women, so Wei Wuxian naturally wouldn't bother them to do hard labor. He told Lan Wangji to sit in the room, and he went downstairs to boil water and brought it up bucket by bucket. He filled the bathtub, tested the water temperature, and turned around to ask Lan Wangji to take off his clothes, but when he turned back, he saw that Lan Wangji had already taken off his clothes consciously.

Although the two of them had faced each other naked in the cold spring of Yunshen when they were young, they were both teenagers with no distractions at that time. He had no other thoughts when he ran into Lan Wangji bathing before. In addition, Lan Wangji had buried most of his body in the water twice, so when he suddenly saw a frank Han Guangjun... it must be said that Wei Wuxian was greatly shocked. For a moment, he didn't know whether to follow his heart and look at him unscrupulously, or to cover Lan Wangji with something and pretend to be a gentleman. His scalp was numb and he couldn't help but retreat again and again. But he was retreating, and Lan Wangji was moving forward. Wei Wuxian had retreated to the corner of the wall. There was no way to avoid it, so he had to bite the bullet and watch Lan Wangji approaching closer and closer with an expressionless face. The clear Adam's apple, fair skin, and smooth and graceful muscle lines were forced to shake in front of his eyes, shaking him so much that he dared not look directly at it. His eyes slightly dodged, and he swallowed unconsciously, and he felt dry in his mouth.

Wei Wuxian was almost in despair. He gritted his teeth and pretended to be nonchalant, "I'll just help you pour the bath water. Okay, you can do the rest yourself." Just as he was about to move away, Lan Wangji suddenly attacked and tore off his belt.

His face was still serious, but his movements were very rude. Wei Wuxian didn't expect him to do this suddenly, and was startled. He quickly protected his collar and said, "Stop, stop! I won't wash! I won't wash! You come."

Lan Wangji frowned, and Wei Wuxian said, “You go take a bath first. I like, uh, big bathtubs. This one is a bit tight for two people.”

Lan Wangji glanced at the tub indifferently, and confirmed that it was indeed not big enough, so he reluctantly gave up, slowly groped into the tub, slowly sank in, and soaked himself in the hot water. Wei Wuxian breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then you soak slowly, I'll go out first." After saying that, he was about to flee to cool off in the wind, but heard a splash, he looked back and said, "Why are you out again!"

Lan Wangji said coldly, "I won't wash it anymore."

Wei WuXian asked, “Why? How dirty would it be if I didn’t wash it?”

Lan Wangji was unhappy and didn’t say why. He walked to the screen to put on his clothes. Wei Wuxian hurriedly turned back and roughly guessed why. He said, “Do you want me to wash them for you?”

Lan Wangji lowered his eyes, neither admitting nor denying.

Seeing him like this, Wei WuXian's heart softened inexplicably, and he found it funny. This guy has been like this since he was a child. He never said what he wanted, but pursued it relentlessly in action. So he dragged Lan WangJi to the bathtub and said, "Okay, I'll help you wash, come here." He thought to himself, "I lose. Okay, I'll just help him wipe a few times, and don't do anything else."

Lan Wangji was then dragged back into the water. Wei Wuxian also rolled up his sleeves and walked to the wooden barrel.

Lan Wangji had fair skin, long black hair, and steam rising from his hair. In a trance, he looked like a handsome immortal in the fairy pool of Yaotai. Wei Wuxian felt sorry for him and thought that he should get some flower petals or something floating on the water for Lan Wangji, which would make the scenery even better. He scooped up the wooden spoon in the bathtub and carefully let the warm water flow evenly over Lan Wangji's head. Because Lan Wangji had been staring at Wei Wuxian without blinking, Wei Wuxian was worried that the water would flow into his eyes and make him uncomfortable, so he said, "Close your eyes."