Chapter 934: Aunts and Uncles (Uncle Tian Version)
After feeding the slime, Gu Sanqiu returned to Liyue Harbor, sat in the courtyard, poured himself a cup of tea, sipped it slowly, and enjoyed the rare peace.
We are all reasonable demons. Anyway, the messy courtyard had been cleaned up before we left, but no one knew who did it.
From a common sense perspective, the lazy uncle in the family probably won't participate, so the people who will wash the dishes and clean the house are most likely Xiao and Xiao Hei, plus the current ruler of Xumi and the former ruler of Liyue.
If Wendy commits suicide while her father is cleaning, she will probably have to do the housework together.
However, there is a problem at this point.
Xiao Ge and Xiao Hei are definitely tall enough, not to mention Dad.
Does Nashida need to stand on a small stool when she is carrying plates and washing dishes?
Well, this is a question that cannot be delved into too deeply, otherwise what will happen if Xumi is not open to him in the future.
However, for now, if Gu Sanqiu went to Xumi in a public identity, the Ministry of Education would definitely treat him as if he were facing a formidable enemy.
It's already good enough to allow such an extremely dangerous monster into Xumi City!
In addition to Gu Sanqiu's basic base, Liyue Mondstadt, there may be another Inazuma with an equally complicated identity and composition. Perhaps only the Winter Kingdom will allow Gu Sanqiu to enter and exit normally.
Oh, and maybe a Nata.
As for a hellhole like Fontainebleau, Gu Sanqiu could only say that he would never go there even if he was asked to, unless this country became more pleasing to his eyes.
He has no interest in talking in debates.
Gu Sanqiu picked up his equipment and prepared to go fishing at the harbor, and to chat with Uncle Tian by the way.
I'm at the river and can fish all day long!
The Golden Legend Fishing King card is now available!
In a corner of the port area, Gu Sanqiu put down the stool he bought on the road and sat down. The middle-aged boss looked at him and actually gave him a discount.
The value brought by "old mouth and old face" in the literal sense .
Although this handmade stool is not a valuable item, the thoughtfulness is quite touching.
So Gu Sanqiu shone a little golden light on the middle-aged man, nurturing the other's vitality that had slipped from its peak, and transferred this vitality that represented new life and spring to the other's head.
To sum it up simply, Gu Sanqiu changed the other person's terrible fate of being bald. After all, the few hairs on the head are the few dignity of a middle-aged man.
Although Gu Sanqiu and Bai Shu concealed many things from each other, there was one thing that Bai Shu was right about, which was that he might really use the power of the destiny star recklessly.
He is really good at diagnosing people. He is a famous doctor!
After hanging the bait and casting the rod in one go, Gu Sanqiu sat down next to Uncle Tian carelessly, then took out a small dried fish from his storage box and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Do you mind if I eat some of your snacks, brother?"
Uncle Tian: ...
The black and gold robe has the same style and pattern, but why is it worn by an old man?
"Is it you, boy?"
Gu Sanqiu shook the fishing rod, and the big fresh fish automatically broke free and fell into the fish basket.
"You can see this, you are worthy of being one of the Seven Stars."
"Nonsense, I didn't even take the basic disguise measures like changing clothes. If you still can't tell, what kind of person am I?"
"Then why couldn't someone else have stolen my clothes?"
Uncle Tian snorted coldly: "Robbed your things, and in Liyue Harbor? Are you sure?"
"Well, it's not fun not to be fooled."
Gu Sanqiu said with a smile: "Happy holidays, Uncle Ha Tian. I hope you won't be fishing all day in the new year."
"Tsk, fishing is about honing your character."
Gu Sanqiu instantly interrupted Uncle Tian's sermon: "But this is not an excuse for you to be idle all day."
"Nonsense, when has this old man ever had time to spare?"
Uncle Tian blew his beard and glared: "Don't talk nonsense, kid, I'm one of the best fishermen in this area!"
"Oh, yes, yes."
Gu Sanqiu said lazily, "I will go to my elder sister right away to complain that you are slacking off."
"Fishing is a way to hone your character so that you can calmly think of various countermeasures. I will also report you to Ningguang for disturbing my work!"
"You are amazing."
Gu Sanqiu gave a thumbs up: "As expected of a big boss in the relevant department, at least I have to admit he's better at talking."
"Stop talking nonsense, what are you doing here?"
"No, I just want to show off this face in front of you."
Gu Sanqiu smiled and said, "Isn't this face interesting? At least I look older than you now."
"Humph, you are just a kid with a head full of weird ideas."
Uncle Tian snorted, "Since you're here, how about coming to my house for dinner later? I can let Huixin introduce you to some girls of your age."
Gu Sanqiu:?
"What do you mean?"
"What do you mean by 'what do you mean'? I'm going to give you a blind date, you little brat."
Uncle Tian said, "It's really reasonable for a guy of your age to not even have a girlfriend?"
"Uh, Uncle Tian, I'm afraid you don't know. If you calculate based on my current strength, I can't even be considered an infant."
Young Master, I am the dignified Emperor of Liyue, the greatest immortal in the world. Why is it that I cannot avoid being asked this kind of question whenever I visit relatives and friends during the Lantern Festival?
"Then I don't care."
Uncle Tian snorted coldly: "Anyway, I must drink your wedding wine before I die of old age. I took out all the gift money I prepared for you from my coffin book. "
"I'm still waiting to train your son or daughter into a seven-star candidate, so you better pay attention to me, you hear me?"
Gu Sanqiu was speechless for a while: "Apart from the outrageous matter of descendants, is it necessary for you to be stingy with the gift money?"
What nonsense.
"Alas, Sanqiu, I am old now, and I cannot bear to see you kids who haven't formed families running around. There must be someone for you to worry about..."
"Stop, stop!"
Gu Sanqiu quickly covered Uncle Tian's mouth: "This suggestion is almost enough. Can you be a quiet fisherman? Chattering will scare the fish away."
"You kid."
Uncle Tian looked at Gu Sanqiu with a complicated expression, and that look made Gu Sanqiu feel a little numb.
How to put it, that look can no longer be explained clearly by any pie chart. It is more like chaotic ripples on the sea with no regular pattern at all.
He shouldn't have come to chat with Uncle Tian today. Uncle Tian's mumbling reminded Gu Sanqiu of it.
In the eyes of normal people, I am indeed considered an older young person.
If you have a girlfriend, you are not considered too old yet. After all, it is normal to spend a few more years together before deciding whether to get married. It also gives each other time to get used to each other and deepen their understanding.
But if you don’t even have a girlfriend, then congratulations, you will get the identity card of an older youth earlier than your peers.
It’s better for someone like the second one, after all, there is a big brother supporting him.
Gu Sanqiu is like this...
All we can say is that he is a great dancer, and people around him also know that ordinary girls may not be able to subdue such a crazy guy.
Neither can boys. (Convinced)
Therefore, as the strongest person of the new generation of Liyue and the common spiritual banner of various forces in Liyue, the blind date issue of the incense burner Gu Sanqiu remains unresolved.
If this were an imperial society, Uncle Tian would have already put his head against the pillar, ready to bang his head against it and plead with the Emperor to take a concubine and appoint a queen.
I heard that Inazuma’s ruling family has complicated feelings towards their own incense burners?
This is what Uncle Tian is afraid of.
This is one seventh of the strongest people in the entire continent, and they rule a country.
If the person's status was a little lower, even if Gu Sanqiu found an executive of the Fatui, as long as Sanqiu had that ability, Uncle Tian would not say anything.
The worst that could happen is that I, an old man, would have to go into battle myself and argue with the Zhidong Kingdom.
But as for the ruler of a country, compared to Gu Sanqiu being able to bring the ruler of a country back to Liyue, it seems more likely that Gu Sanqiu was abducted, or forcibly kidnapped.
Liyue’s talent loss will increase by +1 in a minute!
