Hearing the horn, Liuzi, Wu Datou, and Zheng Wen all came over from various places and opened the door to see. It was indeed Brother Long who came in. As soon as Brother Long came in, before he had time to sit down, Zhang Dadao went over and pulled the bag he brought over. Just as he was about to open it to look for his ID card, Brother Long quickly pushed aside the people around him and came up to pull Zhang Dadao away.
"What are you doing? Do you know what's inside? If something goes wrong, we'll all be in trouble!" Brother Long's face turned green, and he quickly protected the bag behind him.
Zhang Dadao was stunned and touched his head and said, "A homemade plane? It's pretty good. Can I ride it? I have never been on a plane before!" Zhang Dadao was full of curiosity and his eyes became brighter as he looked at the bag.
Zheng Wen quickly pulled him back, and Wu Datou finally explained to him what was in the bag, and Zhang Dadao finally calmed down. Brother Long sat down and listened to Zheng Wen's report on the past few days, then nodded and took out a small bag, distributed ID cards to everyone one by one, and then said: "It cost a lot to go back this time, but it was not a waste of money. Datou's cousin introduced me to the county's household registration leaders, these are real guys who are not afraid of being checked."
Zhang Dadao got the ID card and was looking at it over and over again. He didn't listen to what Brother Long said. As for the subsequent arrangements, Zhang Dadao didn't care at all. After Brother Long finished speaking, he got up and went back to his room to sleep. Brother Long was quite surprised. He said to Zheng Wen: "What's going on? I feel a little uncomfortable when he doesn't interrupt?"
"I didn't make any money setting up a stall these days and was teased by those middle-aged ladies. I guess I'm not in a good mood, right?" Zheng Wen guessed with some doubt.
Zhang Dadao lived in the attic of the house. According to him, it was convenient for him to observe the stars and the weather. He went upstairs and lay down in his clothes. The wooden stairs creaked and twisted, making a sound of being overloaded, and the fat body of the little fat man rushed up.
Zhang Dadao looked at the fat man with disdain and said impatiently: "What? Are you going to attack me at night? Your evil ambitions are exposed!"
"What?" The little fat man looked ridiculous and whispered to Zhang Dadao, "It's something serious, it's something serious! Listen to me."
Zhang Dadao nodded, and the little fat man said, "You have your ID card now, right? Let's run now. I have money too, so let's run away at night and go to another town nearby and take a bus back. What do you think? They trust me a lot these past few days, and no one cares if I go out for a walk. We can definitely run away now."
Zhang Dadao was also stunned. He didn't expect that the little fat man was still thinking about running away. He looked at the little fat man's performance in the past few days and thought that the little fat man was quite happy to follow the tomb robbers. Occasionally, he would show some greed for money. This true performance even fooled Zhang Dadao. Being fooled by the little fat man's acting skills, Zhang Dadao felt a little hurt in his self-esteem. He thought to himself: "This must be because I was influenced by those aunties and lacked energy, so the fat otaku took advantage of me!"
Seeing that Zhang Dadao didn't say anything, the little fat man thought that Zhang Dadao was also interested, so he quickly said, "Brother Tianshi, come with me! I will definitely reward you handsomely when we return to Hangzhou! You see, our duo has been quite popular these days? We can make a lot of money doing this!"
Zhang Dadao was furious when he heard this. The little fat guy lied to him, but the game was not fun at all. When Zhang Dadao heard the little fat guy use this as an excuse to convince him, he immediately shook his head and said, "No, I'm tired!"
The little fat man was stunned and said quickly: "Brother Tianshi, your excuse is too perfunctory! You sleep every day after eating, and sit and chat when you go out to set up a stall. Why are you tired? At most, I can give you some money."
"No, I'm tired. And why go to other towns? How far are other towns? It's tiring to run there, and you can't drive." Zhang Dadao explained why he was tired.
When the little fat man heard this, his eyes turned and he said, "This? Brother Tianshi, didn't you say that you are the reincarnation of Tianshi? Have you read "Water Margin"? "
Zhang Dadao didn't even raise his eyelids, and nodded: "Have you seen it? I've seen the part about Ximen Daguanren several times! Chapter 24, I remember it all. Does this have anything to do with running away?"
The little fat man thought to himself: "Good fellow, you can even read "Water Margin" as "Jin Ping Mei"? No wonder they say your disease cannot be cured!" The little fat man despised Zhang Dadao in his heart, but he dared not say it. Not to mention that he couldn't beat Zhang Dadao, he just needed help with something right now! With the little fat man's courage, he would never dare to let Zhang Dadao run alone without taking him.
Zhang Dadao brought up Ximen Daguanren, and the little fat man could only say: "I'm not talking about the part about Wu Song, I'm talking about the God of Speed. Didn't he have two armored horses? This is Taoist magic, right? If you have this ability, Brother Tianshi, we can run back to Hangzhou! You can't be incapable, right?" The little fat man was trying to tease Zhang Dadao. In fact, he didn't believe that Zhang Dadao had any ability at all.
Zhang Dadao hadn't made any money in the past few days, which was the best proof in the little fat man's eyes. The reason he said that was just to force Zhang Dadao to run with him. As for the magical armor and horse, it was just something he thought of at the last minute.
Zhang Dadao was stunned. He didn't expect the little fat man to talk about such things. Zhang Dadao had only heard of "Water Margin" and had never read it. Now when the little fat man talked about the Speedy Guard, he knew nothing about it. But he didn't want to show his weakness and said, "Of course I know. The Speedy Guard is very simple. I can even shrink the earth. It's no problem for me to travel to the North Sea in the morning and Cangwu in the evening, let alone this simple method."
The little fat man smiled and said repeatedly: "This is perfect! Let's use this magic to run!"
Zhang Dadao sat up, looked at the little fat man and said, "It's easy to say, but do you know what a Jiama is?"
"Don't know? It's not the same as a vest, right? I have quite a lot of vests." The little fat man shook his head, and the flesh on his face swung back and forth like a Shar-Pei dog.
Zhang Dadao nodded, thinking to himself: "That's easy!" He sighed and said in a heavy voice: "It's not that I don't want to help you, but this magical armor horse is not something that can be obtained casually. First, you need the best peach heart to make paper, and then you need the blood of sixteen kinds of beasts that are good at running to make ink. After drawing it with secret methods, you must pray and worship it before it can be useful. Do you want to pay first and wait for me to start making it for you now? Since we have been to the Seventh Court together, I will give you a discount and charge you 12,000 yuan for two pieces. Let me make it clear first, this kind of armor horse can only be used for 24 hours, and then it needs to be refined and recharged. Recharge 500 yuan each time, what do you think?"
The little fat man's face turned green. Nothing happened yet, but Zhang Dadao took advantage of the situation to trick him. He just said this thing called Jiama casually. He would never believe that Zhang Dadao could do it. Even if he really could do it, he would rather not run away if he had to pay so much money. The little fat man calculated that the price of his machines plus the price Zhang Dadao said would cost too much to run away.
If that's the case, he might as well just follow Brother Long and the others! The little fat man shook his head and turned downstairs dejectedly. Zhang Dadao sighed that he had bad luck recently and failed to fool the little fat man. He didn't realize that because of his nonsense, the little fat man had completely given up the idea of ​​escaping.