Chapter 92: Make one or two more rich friends, and you can work less for a few years
"Class monitor, I find you are really amazing. You divided the three guild leaders in the time it takes to smoke a cigarette."
When leaving the Youth League Committee's administrative building, Lin Siqi walked with Chen Jianghe. Lin Siqi looked at him with admiration like a little fangirl.
"Ha ha."
Chen Jianghe smiled, flicked the ash off his cigarette, and said, "It's not that easy to divide the members of the Student Union Presidium. I was just testing their strengths just now."
"Oh?" Lin Siqi blinked and said thoughtfully, "Are you going to use the tactics of the strategists of the Warring States Period to form alliances and defeat them one by one?"
Chen Jianghe looked at her and smiled, "How could I, such an upright person, use such conspiracies and tricks?"
"Well, the monitor is an upright person. He just glances at girls' chests occasionally when he walks." Lin Siqi responded seriously.
"Ahem." Chen Jianghe choked on the cigarette, looked at Lin Siqi seriously and said, "I always thought that the brain could control the eyes, but the facts prove that the eyes have independent thoughts and always make actions that are not controlled by the brain."
"Ah~" Lin Siqi blinked, turned sideways to face him, straightened her chest, and asked him with a smile: "Does it look good?"
Chen Jianghe took a deep look, then deliberately raised his hand to cover his eyes, smiled and shook his head: "It's blinding, I can't bear to look at it."
Lin Siqi covered his lips and laughed. Only the class monitor could say such words. If it were any other boy, he would definitely not cover his eyes but would directly use his hands.
But precisely because of this, Lin Siqi is so passionate and unrestrained in front of Chen Jianghe, while others can only watch from afar and not touch her.
"Squad leader, I'm a little curious, do you usually carry two packs of cigarettes with you?"
"Are you talking about this pack of Camellias?" Chen Jianghe took out the pack of ladies' cigarettes and said with a smile, "This is a birthday gift that showy guy Wang Yuanpeng gave me."
" Ah? What is he thinking?" Lin Siqi looked surprised.
"Be creative and don't follow the beaten path." Chen Jianghe smiled. Pengzi is a unique flower in dormitory 414, so it is not surprising that he can do anything.
At this time, an untimely north wind blew, making it chilly. When Chen Jianghe put the cigarette back into his pocket, he saw Lin Siqi's plump chest trembling in the cold wind. He couldn't help but ask with concern: "It's quite cold recently. You are wearing such thin clothes. Aren't you afraid of catching a cold?"
"I'm scared." Lin Siqi sniffed, looked at him pitifully with autumn eyes and said, "You borrowed all the money in the card. I have no money to buy clothes."
"Is it so desolate?" Chen Jianghe blinked, and without saying anything, he began to search his pockets. After searching for a long time, he finally took out a coin, stuffed it into Lin Siqi's palm, and said generously: "Take it and spend it."
"puff."
Lin Siqi couldn't help laughing out loud. It was really not easy to cheat money from the squad leader. He had to pretend to be so pitiful to get only one dollar.
But she was easily satisfied. She invested 180,000 yuan, and after many days, she finally saw the return of her money...
Chen Jianghe didn't know what she was thinking, and didn't want to ask. He took out his Nokia and checked the time.
At 10:05, Chen Jianghe had an English class and planned to skip it and go back to the dormitory to check the stock market, which was much better than sitting in the classroom and learning a foreign language.
Anyway, Chen Jianghe has no intention of becoming a diplomat, nor can he be a translator. If he wants to do business with foreigners in the future, he should ask them in advance: Do you know Chinese?
If he doesn't know how to do it, just change the Chinese characters into pinyin: NI TMD huibuhuizhongwen.
If you still don’t understand, then there’s no need to do business. I’ll just switch from foreign trade to domestic sales.
When we returned to the dormitory, several students in Class 414 who were active in attending classes had already taken their English textbooks and left, except Comrade Liu Dongliang, who was still sitting in front of the computer and staring at the dial.
After spending half a semester together, Chen Jianghe can now basically tell whether the stock market will rise or fall today just by looking at Lao Liu's face.
"Jiang He, where did you go so early in the morning?"
Liu Dongliang turned his head and glanced at Chen Jianghe, and said with a guilty conscience: "Just now, a girl named 'Xiangxiang' added you on QQ, and I didn't stop myself. I helped you accept her friend request and chatted with her for a while."
"Xiang Xiang?"
Chen Jianghe thought about it for a moment, but had no impression at all, so he asked casually, "What did you talk about with him?"
"We didn't talk about anything. I just followed your usual flirting style and asked about her height, weight, and measurements." Liu Dongliang said truthfully.
"???" Chen Jianghe came over with a puzzled look on his face and said, "Open the chat history, let me take a look."
Liu Dongliang clicked it as he was told.
Chen Jianghe took a careful look and was stunned: "Damn, this is the general manager of the Dongguan region of 9527 Company and the future marketing supervisor of the eastern Guangdong region, Zhao Xiangning."
"Lao Liu, which hand did you use to type and ask about someone's measurements?"
Chen Jianghe turned around to find a fruit knife and asked suddenly.
"Ah?" Liu Dongliang glanced at Chen Jianghe and replied hesitantly, "Two hands."
"Pah." Chen Jianghe casually threw the fruit knife on the table and said, "Chop it up, so that you won't lose control next time and ruin my innocence by typing randomly on the keyboard."
"Jiang He, are you serious?" Liu Dongliang was a little dumbfounded.
Chen Jianghe rolled his eyes at him and said, "You only lost a pair of hands, but I lost my pure reputation. Come to think of it, I'm the one who suffered the most."
As he spoke, Chen Jianghe stepped forward and took the knife himself. Under Liu Dongliang's surprised gaze, he put the knife in his palm and changed the subject: "I'm hungry. Peel a pear for Dad."
"Damn, Chen Jianghe, you're getting too cocky. You actually want to be my dad?" Liu Dongliang glared at him.
"Only a father would unconditionally forgive his son's mistakes. Don't be ungrateful. Hurry up and peel the pears. I'm going to send a message to apologize."
After Chen Jianghe finished speaking, he was about to reach out to move the computer away when he heard the "beep beep" sound again. He looked down and saw that "Xiangxiang" had replied.
"Manager Chen asked so clearly, do you want to buy me some clothes?"
Zhao Xiangning's reply was both appropriate and tactful. She did not feel embarrassed, nor did she embarrass Chen Jianghe.
She had a good first impression of Chen Jianghe and knew he was a very bold young man, but she didn't expect him to be so direct. He asked for her measurements right after adding her on QQ...
Chen Jianghe saw the news, touched his chin, and said, "Yes, Mr. Zhao will be transferred to eastern Guangdong soon. As a fellow villager, I can't just say nothing."
"I have a lot of clothes, no need to spend money, let's have dinner together then." Zhao Xiangning replied.
"Okay, it's all up to Mr. Zhao to arrange."
Chen Jianghe responded politely, sent a few roses, closed the chat window and stopped talking. He and Zhao Xiangning were not familiar with each other yet, so he would make mistakes if he spoke too much.
"Here, the pears are peeled."
Liu Dongliang handed the freshly peeled pear to Chen Jianghe and muttered, "Brother, I promise you, I will never touch your QQ again."
"It's not a big deal. Just eat a pear and forget about it ."
Chen Jianghe took a big bite of the pear and said as he chewed, "You won't have the chance to do that again in the future."
"You don't need to use my computer to log in to QQ anymore?" Liu Dongliang asked him with a glare.
"No need for it." Chen Jianghe took out his Nokia from his pocket and slammed it on the table: "I'll use this brick to log into QQ from now on."
"Wow, the Nokia N93 that just came out in July."
Liu Dongliang's eyelids jumped, and he was shocked: "This is my dream machine, and you bought it first. Jiang He, tell me the truth, how much money have you made from the stock market in the past few months?"
Chen Jianghe swiped his mouse to check today's stock market conditions while asking, "Didn't you lose all the money I made from stock trading by searching for Vanke's put warrants?"
After yesterday's general rise, today's stock market opened slightly higher and performed well, with no signs of major ups and downs.
Chen Jianghe took a look at the stocks he held. Zhongfu Industrial hit the daily limit again, Moutai fell slightly by one point, and the others rose slightly.
"I will make back the money I lost before." Liu Dongliang looked determined, and asked sullenly, "Didn't you buy this phone yourself?"
"Lin Siqi gave it to me."
Chen Jianghe looked up at Liu Dongliang and said with a little emotion: "This is the benefit of going to college. If you make one or two more rich classmates, you can work less for a few years."
