Chapter 90: War Begins
Xiao Zhen and Mr. Cat Captain Madara walked out of the "Midnight Flight" grocery store.
Mr. Cat's steps were a little slow.
"What's wrong?" Xiao Zhen asked it.
Mr. Cat replied: "My host said that Miss Black Cat is very cute."
"ah?"
"If I hadn't forced my body to move, it would have been showing its courtesy to Mr. Bao."
The chicken shouted, "Have you forgotten about the infatuated cream-colored Miss Sweet Pea! You have failed Sweet Pea!! An unfaithful man!! A scumbag!!"
"..." Mr. Cat said, "Don't put my host's romantic debt on me."
"Oh, that black cat lady is indeed very cute. But don't you think that the difference between you, a native cat, and the Altes is like that between Peking Man and modern humans?"
"It's not that big!" Mr. Cat stopped and whispered something.
"What's wrong?"
"Because the black cat lady was wearing clothes, my host felt ashamed and asked to wear clothes from now on."
"According to local religious texts, this is the birth of shame, the first step of civilization." Xiao Zhen exclaimed, "Mr. Cat, you are leading the awakening of the first cat on this planet!"
"The first step of civilization!" the chicken shouted.
Mr. Cat glanced at them and said, "I think you should focus on more important things."
It was right. But in this situation, Xiaozhen really wanted to close her eyes and play dead.
Xiao Zhen said, "Then let's get back to the point. Judging from the current situation, neither side is willing to give up. The class leader election in Yanzhu's class has turned into a shitty alien camp battle."
Captain Madara said: "This is obvious. After seeing the ugly face of the parliament, we can't let them do whatever they want."
Xiao Zhen said: "Please wait a moment, you..."
The chicken flapped its wings and said seriously, "Yes, as a loyal member of the Legion, I will of course stand on Yan Zhu's side. Yan Zhu must win this class leader election!!"
“I think you’ve missed the point.”
Mr. Cat said on the side: "Captain Ban has no problem understanding. Xiao Zhen, this is no longer a simple election of class leaders for elementary school students."
"What?"
"You know that this remote planet is protected by the Code of Civilization Independence. All alien visitors from the Milky Way, no matter what kind of life they led before, must put aside their grudges as soon as they come here, and live in one city as if nothing happened."
"That's true."
"That's on the surface. I don't want to discuss what they did in private, but at least on the surface everyone had to hide among the locals in a friendly manner."
"What do you want to say?"
"But this is only on the surface, True." Mr. Cat said, "Everyone is just bound by the law and has to make a peaceful gesture, but beneath the calm surface is a blazing underwater volcano. Dear True, it is ready to go, but it lacks a breakthrough point."
“…”
"And now, this elementary school class election has suddenly become a battlefield between two camps due to some accident. You can't stop it from continuing to develop. Because everyone has been looking forward to this for a long time."
"Everyone?"
"All aliens. Yes, this will not only involve the local members of the two different factions of the Chamber of Commerce, but will also attract more attention. They will only be excited about this. You can't stop it."
"Is this your judgment as the supervisory eye?"
"That's right. As the Eye of Supervision, I believe that this apparently elementary school class election is actually a battle between the parliament and the legion, which will cause our alien visitors to consume excess energy and anger. It will be more beneficial to the stability of our planet if they focus on this kind of secret faction activities. So we have reached a tacit consensus with the Security Committee, which is: let this election war go."
“……”Xiao Zhen remained silent.
Captain Madara said, "You mean, all the supervisory and law enforcement agencies on this planet will just sit there and watch this happen?"
"That's right."
"Letting it go means order in the future. Letting it go means a better and peaceful future." Mr. Cat said calmly, "Xiao Zhen, I think you can fully understand."
Xiao Zhen said, "I have a question."
"What?"
"Captain Madara stands on the side of Yan Zhu. What about you?"
Mr. Cat replied: "As the Eye of Supervision, I am inclined to the Parliament. As for my host, his mind is now full of Mr. Bao. So overall, I am of the Zhu Haoting faction."
"You traitor! I misjudged you!!"
Xiao Zhen was sitting at home doing his homework when the communicator suddenly started to buzz. He answered the communicator and Boss Han's overly handsome face popped up.
"Dear Yan Zhen, hello..."
Xiaozhen reached out to press the communicator.
"Wait a minute! I have great news to tell you." Boss Han said enthusiastically.
"Every time you speak in that tone I can't help but check my wallet to see if there's any less money."
"I really have great news to tell you."
"What?"
Boss Han on the holographic screen stretched out his hand and two photos popped up. Xiao Zhen almost smashed the teacup on Boss Han's face.
Because the two photos were of Yan Zhu and Zhu Haoting, with the Corps logo behind Yan Zhu and the Parliament logo behind Zhu Haoting. Their odds were written under the photos.
An exaggerated colorful golden bold title is in the middle: "Fierce Battle!! The King of Experimental Primary School wins!"
"This is the most exciting gambling game in this city recently!" Boss Han said in an impassioned tone, "Legion vs. Parliament, an alternative competition between the two camps! Don't you want to buy some chips?"
"...You even opened a gambling game."
"This is a rare and fun thing in this city. Don't you want to make some money easily? Come and place your bets!! This is a competition of honor, and also a wonderful way to make money..."
Bang!
Xiaozhen turned off the communicator.
The chicken jumped from behind onto his head and said, "Actually I just placed a bet."
“…”
"Mr. Cat also placed a bet."
Xiao Zhen didn't want to talk to his companions at all now.
Xu Kewei opened QQ, took photos of some of her newly purchased peripherals and sent them to Chunse Feng.
"Great! It's so beautiful!" Chunse Feng sent a few happy expressions as usual, and then she sent a hesitant expression, "Mrs. Jian Zhiyi, can I ask you for a favor?"
"What?"
Pure Color Maple sent an emoji of a little girl pointing her finger, and said cutely: "Well, I want you to do me a favor, just a small one."
"What's the matter?"
"Is your cousin studying in Experimental Primary School? There is a classmate named Zhu Haoting in her class."
"It seems so. What's wrong?"
"Can you let your cousin vote for Zhu Haoting? It's up to you, Qiuqiu..."
Xu Kewei blinked and said, "Okay, I'll tell her."
"Thank you so much!" Chunse Feng sent a series of emojis with hearts. Seeing her so happy, Xu Kewei also felt happy, "This matter is so important to you."
"Very important!" Pure Maple used large bold font to write "important". "This is related to my honor."
Although she didn't quite understand what honor Chunse Feng had in mind, Xu Kewei would be satisfied as long as she could make her best friend happy. Afterwards, Chunse Feng said that in order to thank her, she would produce a lot of content, and promised to produce a 60P full-color comic of the Losa Xingmei CP, and also write another sand sculpture happy content article of the Losa Center with no less than 100,000 words.
Xu Kewei was immediately overjoyed, and she secretly made up her mind to get her cousin's vote no matter what.
Qiao Yue had a very strange dream that night.
In the dream, Yan Zhu, who had never talked to him much in class, suddenly came to talk to him warmly and even pulled him to play games. In his previous impression, Yan Zhu was not a qualified game player, but in the dream, no matter how many games of Light Walker two-player opponents were played, Yan Zhu beat him badly.
He was eager to win, but no matter how he fought, Yan Zhu was always beating him. He felt a little discouraged.
"Want to beat me?" Yan Zhu said, "Then choose me!!"
"What?"
"Cast your vote for me." Yan Zhu looked at him and said seriously.
"…What does this have to do with playing games?"
Yan Zhu lowered her voice and said, "If you vote for me, I will teach you my unique secrets and let you experience the joy of crushing noobs."
"..." Qiao Yue's dream ended in silence.
Qiao Yue stared at the dark ceiling, thinking this dream was too bizarre. He closed his eyes and fell asleep again.
…
…
He had another dream.
In this dream, Zhu Haoting was waiting for . He found himself riding a white horse and wearing the prince costume on Danone Prince biscuits.
Zhu Haoting clasped her hands together and whispered, "Prince, are you the one who comes to rescue me?" Some transparent bubbles rose up from nowhere.
Qiao Yue looked at his outfit. This outfit was so damn stupid, he thought.
"Zhu Haoting, what are you doing?"
"Prince, you are the one who came to save me..."
"That's enough." Qiao Yue interrupted Zhu Haoting's Shakespearean lines, "What do you want me to do?"
Zhu Haoting spread her arms, and the castle gate behind her opened. What appeared before Qiao Yue was the home console he had always dreamed of and various popular games, including PS4, Nintendo Switch, and even the upcoming PS5.
"If you can rescue me, I can give you all of these if you want."
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh..." Qiao Yue, feeling dizzy, couldn't help but pounce on the PS5. Then he asked Zhu Haoting, "You said rescue earlier, what do you want me to do?"
"Choose me!" said Zhu Haoting.
"What?"
"Vote for me in the squadron leader election." Zhu Haoting stared at him.
Ding-ling-ling-ling…
Qiao Yue woke up to the ringing of the alarm clock.
He ate breakfast listlessly in the morning. Seeing that he was absent-minded, Qiao's father asked him what was wrong.
Qiao Yue said: "Dad, there are two girls who asked me to choose her, and I am very upset now."
With a click, Mr. Qiao's chopsticks fell to the ground.
Then he angrily said: "You are so young and you are thinking about starting a harem, what are you thinking!!"
