Chapter 9: If you swear on someone else, you will be struck by lightning
After the teacher said this, he said nothing else and just looked at the two of them calmly.
The students all laughed as if they were eating melons.
Jiang Xiyue turned her head away, her face flushed. There was no reason for her not to eat the food that was handed to her mouth.
As for Linzhou, his face was as invulnerable as a knife. He stared at Teacher Yingyu, and finally gave a thumbs up and read out the words in a clear and loud voice.
“cruel!”
The sound was so penetrating that everyone stopped laughing.
Teacher Yingyu raised her hand slightly with a smile on her face, "Okay, stop laughing at me. Your group's average score is not as high as that of the new students. How can you laugh at me?"
After saying this, the teacher looked at F4 in the last row.
"Zhao Tieniu, Wang Li, Zhou Lin, Sun Hou, Qiao Yuxuan, the rest of you go to the teacher's office and bring over the homework and materials, as well as the teacher's water cup."
Because she is a young teacher, she is very gentle to her students.
As long as it wasn't when he was making us copy words as punishment, everyone liked this teacher.
After saying this, the teacher turned around and started writing on the blackboard, while waiting for those students.
Jiang Xiyue also came back to her senses, put her hand on her deskmate's waist, pinched it, and rotated it 45 degrees.
"It's all your fault..."
"Then, you feed me and let the teacher look at it again?" Linzhou complained casually, found a notebook from the pile of books on the ground and put it on the table.
After hearing this, Jiang Xiyue didn't dare to say anything else. Although this was a very common way of provoking someone, she fell for it.
If you get addicted and do it again, you will never be able to wash yourself away.
She doesn't want to fall in love yet. There are still so many things she has planned to do. If another person suddenly appears in her life, everything will be messed up. It will be very troublesome to make all the plans again.
"By the way, Xiaoxi, what does your ideal significant other look like?"
While she was thinking, a voice suddenly came to the girl's ears, gentle with a hint of curiosity.
Jiang Xiyue was stunned...
She hasn't really thought about this issue yet. For her, she likes everything to take its course. After all, she is not forced by life.
Although there is a stupid Ou Doudou, dad’s money is enough for two people... or ten people to spend in a lifetime.
The other half looks like...
After thinking for a long time, Jiang Xiyue still couldn't come up with an answer and could only give a vague reply .
"Probably... the one I like, the one who likes me, what about you, my deskmate?"
"As for me... women will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword." Linzhou made a shameless statement and continued to concentrate on writing his own stuff.
Can he say that the type he likes is Jiang Xiyue?
Obviously not, that's too perverted...
144cm, although it is cute, I will feel guilty just looking at it.
What Yodel...
However, Jiang Xiyue stopped memorizing words. She turned her head over, and after taking a few glances, she immediately retracted her neck and gripped the ground with her toes.
It's so scary. If I'm not mistaken, it's probably just a plot script.
The first sentence is the protagonist's monologue, so awkward...
What is it... You insulted me back then, today I will make your whole family pay with blood... What else... I have endured for three years, just for today...
This person...has he been brainwashed by the stupid novel advertisement?
Even chuunibyou isn't like this.
Thinking of this, Jiang Xiyue spoke in a very low voice.
"The three-year period has expired!"
"Welcome the Supreme Dragon King!" Linzhou replied casually without stopping the movements of his hands.
Jiang Xiyue just smiled faintly and said nothing more.
He has to go to the office for physical exercises during breaks. God knows how Comrade Li will motivate him, but he should be able to do the same three things.
It's nothing more than...
You could have done it!
Enough brains.
You just don't study well. Wouldn't it be better if you tried a little harder?
…
He was almost tired of hearing this kind of talk. This time, he should learn something from his new deskmate, like learning how to use a shovel... or learning how to play games all night like Jiang Xiyue?
Human beings are creatures that are never satisfied. Even if Linzhou works hard this time , Lao Li will raise his demands next time.
And this cycle will never end until he reaches the limit of human beings.
Is this reasonable? It is not reasonable!
Those words that make people work hard make me not want to work hard just by hearing them.
After all, no one has ever told him since he started school that he should take a break when he is tired of studying.
All you have to do is work hard, study well, and make progress every day.
He appreciates the good intentions, but he really can't do it. He just needs to study hard, and let the rest take its course, whether it is upward or somewhere else, just let it go.
Thinking of this, Linzhou could no longer write the script. He closed the notebook and his eyes gradually lost focus.
Of course, when he completely lost consciousness, he still did not forget to remind his deskmate.
"Little Potato, I'm going to sleep, good night..."
"Eh? But I'm also very sleepy..."
"Then let's sleep together."
"Who wants to sleep with you?"
…
After waiting for a long time, Jiang Xiyue did not get the expected reply. When she turned around, Linzhou was already sleeping soundly.
After staring at someone's sleeping face for a long time, Jiang Xiyue couldn't bear it anymore and fell asleep on the table.
My last thought before falling asleep was that I would never play games all night again.
…
10 minutes later…
Two sleepy young men stood in the sunlit corridor, with the cool wind blowing on their faces.
One big and one small, very interesting.
There were no windows in the corridor. Linzhou walked forward a few steps, leaned on the railing, and yawned for a long time.
"Potato mine, come here."
Before Linzhou had any time to react, he was slapped in the face.
Jiang Xiyue also walked over. Although she was only a little higher than the guardrail, she could still see the atrium.
"Then you are a high nut. When you fall, that's when the potato mine comes into play."
There was a hint of gentleness in the girl's voice. She gently lifted the hair that was blocking her eyes, grabbed the railing with both hands, and began to make indescribable sounds.
“Aaaaaaaah… I’m so sleepy…”
"Who wants to play games?" Linzhou smiled, then stood up and pulled up Jiang Xiyue who was lying on the guardrail.
He heard familiar footsteps. At this time, maybe Old Li came to find them specifically.
After about ten seconds, Lao Li's voice came from behind.
"The teacher kicked you out? I have something to tell you two, so you don't have to come for the morning exercises."
Before Linzhou could say anything, Jiang Xiyue stood at attention at the speed of light and spoke at high speed.
"Teacher Li, Linzhou and I didn't mean to not hand in our homework. Please give us a chance. I swear on Linzhou's four years of luck in love that I will definitely help him improve his academic performance ."
Linzhou was stunned and looked at Jiang Xiyue expressionlessly, his eyes full of confusion. He hesitated for a moment before speaking.
"If you swear on someone else's luck in love, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?"
