Chapter 9: Gourd, Glance and Whore
"Young master, this way!" Pao Ding called softly, and then looked at Jin Yao speechlessly who refused to go through the main gate and insisted on climbing over the wall.
"Hahaha, habit, habit, you didn't see anything!" Jin Yao awkwardly trotted from the corner of the Jixia Academy to the side of Pao Ding.
"Excuse me, what did you do before joining our sect?" Pao Ding really wanted to know where Jin Yao learned the skillful wall-climbing technique.
"None of that matters!" Jin Yao touched his head and realized that Confucian etiquette required him to tie up his messy hair, which he was not used to.
"The Jixia Academy hasn't been this lively for a long time!" Looking at the bustling academy with scholars, Cook Ding handed a three-layer food box to Jin Yao and walked towards the debate hall with Jin Yao.
"Weren't there so ?" Jin Yao was a little curious. He had been in Linzi for many years, but he had only been to the academy once and was then driven out. He had never been able to enter the academy.
"No, ever since the king and queen reached an agreement with other countries and Qi no longer participated in the struggle for hegemony, the scholars of hundreds of schools of thought have dispersed to Xihe Academy and Daqin Academy, and Jixia Academy is no longer as powerful as it once was!" Cook Ding was a little emotional. Although he had never seen what the academy looked like when it was prosperous, he had been running it in Linzi for many years and naturally heard about Jixia from his diners.
"Stop right there, you lecher!" Just as Jin Yao and Pao Ding were about to walk into the discussion hall of the academy, a clear voice like an oriole came from behind them.
"Huh?" Jin Yao and Pao Ding turned around upon hearing the voice, wanting to watch the fun.
"Senior brother, you go first!" Jin Yao turned around, his face changed drastically, handed the food box to Pao Ding, turned around and ran away.
"You shameless little thief, stop right there!" A girl in a goose yellow shirt looked at Jin Yao's fleeing figure and immediately chased after him.
"It's still good to be young!" The old scholars around looked at the two little ones chasing each other and smiled, adding some spice to the solemn academy today.
“Han Tan and Gongsun Long, please stop disturbing the younger generation’s fun!” Mr. Xiang, dressed in a black and white shirt, stopped the two contemporary famous debaters from a famous family with a smile, but he was extremely shocked in his heart.
How did this disciple hook up with the noble lady from a famous family?
Well, this is very much like the old man I was in my old days. I have to give a hand and not let these two famous people interfere!
Gongsun Long and Han Tan originally wanted to help their daughter (niece) stop the Confucian scholar, but after hearing what the prime minister said, they had to stop and salute.
"Greetings, Teacher (Xiang Fuzi)!" Han Tan and Gongsun Long were shocked. Wasn't it said that all the Mohist school's Mobian lineage had died in the Yan-Qi war? How come this guy was still alive?
When Master Xiang became famous, they were all still young. They had met Master Xiang with their father. Han Tan even studied martial arts with Master Xiang for a period of time, so he called him teacher.
"Who is that?" Mr. Xiang pretended not to know Jin Yao and asked the girl in the goose yellow shirt.
"Teacher, this is my niece, Linglong, a descendant of a famous family, Gongsun!" Han Tan said.
The Prime Minister nodded. Jin Yao had a special status. If he married into a famous family, he could get the family together. Then the State of Wei would not dare to do anything wrong. But he didn't know how this guy managed to provoke the girl.
"Girl, it's useless. If you don't like it, you don't like it. A forced melon is not sweet. Although it can quench your thirst, we are not suitable!" Jin Yao shouted while running.
"You lecher, stop right there, what are you talking about!" Gongsun Linglong was so angry, but she couldn't catch up with Jin Yao. Besides, there were too many scholars from hundreds of schools of thought who came to the Jixia Academy today, and they all stopped to look at her with interest. For a moment, she stopped chasing him, her face flushed, and she kept shouting nonsense.
The forced melon can quench your thirst, but it’s not sweet. Who would want to chase him?
"My dear brother, you are so lucky that Gongsun Linglong, one of the two beauties from a famous family, actually chases after you!" Han Fei looked at Jin Yao who was running towards him from afar, stretched out his hand and grabbed Jin Yao.
" Don't mess with me, I will die!" Jin Yao tried to break free from Han Fei's hand, but then he discovered that Han Fei actually knew martial arts!
Han Fei looked at Jin Yao with interest. He had recognized Jin Yao a long time ago and knew why Jin Yao was wearing Confucian clothes after a little thought. However, he didn't mind watching the fun.
Isn't the excitement of the Mohist School and the Ming School sweet? One is invincible in force, the other is invincible in rhetoric. The collision of the two invincibles is really sweet!
"Run, why don't you run!" After being stopped by Han Fei, Gongsun Linglong caught up with Jin Yao and grabbed him by the back of the neck.
"My lady, there should not be physical contact between men and women. Besides, it was you who took the initiative to solicit prostitution!" Jin Yao turned around and avoided Gongsun Linglong's hand.
“???” All the onlookers were stunned, looking at Jin Yao and Gongsun Linglong, this melon is so big!
"Gongsun Linglong took the initiative to solicit prostitution?" Han Fei was also stunned. Nowadays, girls are so proactive. He is also good-looking. Why don't they come for free? No, they pay for it!
"What nonsense are you talking about? You used to be selling gourds on the street!" Gongsun Linglong scolded with a red face.
"Oh my god! Young people nowadays are so wild. One takes the initiative to sell, and the other takes the initiative to buy!" The scholars in the academy were shocked and looked at the two of them.
Mr. Xiang also blinked his eyes. This disciple is so wild that he sells prostitution on the street!
Han Tan and Gongsun Long were both speechless. They were at the scene at that time. What they were talking about was a ladle, a ladle for scooping water, which is different from what you thought!
At that time, they were out for an outing with Gongsun Linglong and Gongsun Liji, and then they met Jin Yao who was selling gourds in a restaurant and inn.
This was the scene at that time!
"Little brother, how much is the gourd ?" Gongsun Linglong asked.
"A bowl of ladle costs me twelve cents." Jin Yao replied.
"Is your ladle leaking a lot?" Gongsun Linglong asked.
"I don't want to charge for the leaking ladle." Jin Yao replied.
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"And then?" Mr. Xiang was also shocked. If this conversation happened at a different time, with the genders of both parties swapped, or if it happened in a brothel, the meaning would be very different.
"And then, that guy turned out to be a thief. He was selling the gourd during the day, but his purpose was to scout the area." Han Tan sighed. They were the ones who would capsize in the gutter.
He never expected that he would be robbed and before he was prepared, Jin Yaoye broke into Gongsun Linglong's room and stole Gongsun Linglong's money.
"..."Mr. Xiang blushed a little. Jin Yao was capable of such a thing, and with his handsome and harmless face, the old veterans Han Tan and Gongsun Long fell into his trap.
"To be honest, it was the girl who gave it to me on her own initiative, not me who asked for it!" Jin Yao forced an explanation.
At that time, all his travel expenses were robbed, so he had to borrow some money to spend. Who knew that he would step on the head of a famous family? He remembered that when he sneaked into Gongsun Linglong's room, he didn't expect Gongsun Linglong to be taking a bath. Then he glanced at her a few more times, and then he successfully misunderstood what he said during the day...
Then she was exposed and almost torn to pieces by Gongsun Long and Han Tan. Although she didn't know why the two didn't pursue her further in the end.
