Chapter 9: Flowers Bloom in Spring No.60 Drunk and violent
Because of Princess Yueluo's incident, the Bazang Festival was postponed for a month. I wonder how many pairs of infatuated men and women who were in love were so anxious that their eyes turned red!
On the last day of the Bazang Festival, the man sings a love song to the woman he likes. If the woman is interested in the man, she will sing a song in return. If she agrees to be the man's andami, she will sing a love song in return. Therefore, almost every young man in the wind chaser tribe is warming up his voice these days! Every unmarried girl in the wind chaser tribe is composing lyrics! I sell singles with my left hand and lyrics with my right hand, and I make a fortune!
Just when I was so overwhelmed by the money I made, Sister Peifu suddenly woke me up with a word! She said:
"What love song is Luan going to sing for you? I've never heard him sing since I was a child. Can he sing?"
Yes, can Baimao sing? In my mind, I imagined a tall, handsome, arrogant and sneering Baimao twisting his waist and singing "Sweet Honey"... I felt a chill! (Minmin, your idea is not normal...) But if he doesn't sing a love song for me... why do I feel so unhappy? !
Minmin: "Baimao, can you sing?"
White Hair: “…”
Minmin patted her chest and said, "How about I teach you to sing? Believe me, I taught the choir of Zangchunlou by myself. As long as you are not tone-deaf, I have the confidence to train you to become a prince of love songs! ... You are not tone-deaf, are you?"
White Hair: "...Did I ever say I can't sing?"
Minmin pouted, "Come on, if you can sing, why don't you sing? With your character who likes to show off, why don't you sing for every song?"
White Hair, Deeply Affectionate: "...Love songs are only sung to the one you love."
Minmin, her eyes widened in shock: "White Hair...are you teasing me?!"
White Hair =_=: “…what…”
My persistent efforts to teach Baimao to sing came to an abrupt end the day before the Bazang Festival resumed! The reason was still Peifu's words. She said:
"Minmin, do you know what will happen after the girl sings a love song to the boy? Ha~ they will enter the bridal chamber~"
"What--?! It's not... it's not about holding the Adami..."
"Andami is just accepting the blessing of the tribe members. Going to bed is before that~"
a bolt from the blue!!
If Baimao sings and I don't sing him a love song in return, he will lose face-->get angry-->force himself on me! If I sing him a love song in return, everyone will cheer-->Baimao will be happy-->get married! No, no! Both are not acceptable! I must find a way to make Baimao unable to sing tomorrow!
noon:
"Minmin, today's dishes seem to be very salty."
"Illusion, illusion~"
night:
"Chief Eunuch, why is the bath water so cold today?"
"This... was ordered by Miss Minmin ."
late at night:
"White Hair~ Repeat after me! Eat grapes without spitting out the skins; don't eat grapes without spitting out the skins! Repeat it thirty times in a row! How is it? How is it? Did you bite your tongue?"
“…………”
God is not on my side.
Gongs and horns sounded together, roasted lamb and mare's milk flew together! The Ba Zang Festival opened grandly, and the white hair from tongue to throat was not damaged at all...
Young men and women were singing and dancing around the bonfire outside. From time to time, a strong male voice like "The empty desert and the high blue sky are not as much as my longing for you~~My beautiful girl~~￥%-#·%#" could be heard. If a sweet female voice sounded next, the crowd would burst into an earth-shaking booing… I became more and more restless in the big tent, as if I had already seen Baimao carrying me into the bedroom amid cheers, and the next day, the birds were chirping and the bedding was messy, sprinkled with the bright red of a virgin…I don’t want it! ! ! ! ! ! !
I grabbed the thermos-sized wine pot in front of me and said, "Get drunk, get drunk!" Once I'm drunk, everything will be over! A drunkenness will relieve all worries! Wine makes people brave! When drunk, they don't know anything! I want to get drunk, I want to get drunk... I drink one cup after another, and I drink fast and anxiously! The cups and plates jingled! The big fox at the opposite table kept looking at me, and the second master also looked at me in a mysterious way with the wine cup. Peifu slapped the table and cheered loudly, saying, "Minmin is still as generous as the children of the grassland! I want to drink too!" Baimao sat at the top seat, too far away to see his expression...
Actually, I can drink quite well. I don’t have the shocking physical characteristics of the heroines in romance novels who can drink at a gulp (it’s because of the plot). When I graduated from high school, I drank three bottles of beer and two bottles of red wine for the first time in my life, and I didn’t react at all! After entering college, there were constant large and small gatherings, and I couldn’t help drinking at every one of them, but I never got drunk! After I came here, I only drank with those literati in Zangchunlou. Although the wine here is white, the concentration is too low. It is really "water wine", so it is naturally easy to drink! So this time I dared to drink it with my cheeks open!
As I was drinking, a thought suddenly crossed my mind: I'm screwed! I forgot the most important question... What is the biggest feature of this Mongolian wine, the Hun wine, and the wine outside the Great Wall? It's strong! They are used to drive away the cold! Naturally, every sip is as strong as a knife! It's burning from the throat to the stomach! It will burn you up immediately! After drinking half of the thermos, I just felt my heart pounding! The aorta in my neck was throbbing! My hands and feet were a little out of control, my eyes were a little montage, my rationality was a little non-existent, the blood in my body was surging, and my body was like the Qiantang River on a full moon night... Oh no, I'm excited!
Before the last bit of rationality disappeared, I suddenly realized: Maybe it wasn't Baimao who raped me tonight, but maybe I raped Baimao...
(Since Minmin is dead, the following events are told in the third person.)
Most people were singing and having fun outside. Those sitting in the big tent were dignitaries and envoys of noble status. In comparison, they were much more elegant and quiet. Although there were also constant laughter, drinking and clapping, the volume was not enough to cover Minmin's.
With a sudden slap on the table, Minmin stood up! Everyone turned around in surprise, and the surroundings fell silent. Minmin walked slowly to the center of the tent, stood still with a smile on her face, bowed, and said:
"I want to sing~"
Everyone was stunned, but seeing that Minmin's steps were steady, her eyes were clear, and her words were articulate, she didn't look like she was drunk. Everyone thought it was a pre-arranged entertainment program, so they applauded and welcomed her warmly...
Minmin picked up the huqin next to her and plucked it like she was playing the chord of a guitar. She took a deep breath and howled:
"Come come ~ I'm a pineapple ~ Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, vegetables ~~~~~ Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, vegetables ~~~~~ Come come ~ I'm a pineapple ~ Lolo lolo lolo lolo ~~~~~~ Lolo lolo lolo lolo ~~~~~~ Aooo ~~~~~~~!!!" Minmin hugged the huqin tightly and waved it up and down, her hair swinging wildly. She was quite into it...
Everyone was shocked and stood there, not knowing what to say. However, Minmin's personal maid Nana reacted quickly and quickly grabbed Minmin who was shaking her head violently, and whispered to her, "Miss Minmin, you are drunk, stop making trouble..." But Minmin threw her huqin down! She held Nana with one hand, and with the other hand, she pinched her orchid finger and pointed randomly, twisting her waist and singing:
"Out of ten men, seven are stupid! Eight are dull! Nine are bad! And the last one is loved by everyone! Sisters! Jump out! Even if you use sweet words to trick him into coming! Love him well and never let him leave~~~~"
All the chopsticks in everyone's hands fell off... Minmin dragged Nana along and twisted wildly, and finally tripped over the table leg! She fell into a pair of slightly cold hands, and those hands gently lifted Minmin up... Minmin looked up blankly. The fourth prince looked at Minmin, whose cheeks were flushed and whose eyes were misty and moist, and said softly: "Minmin, you are drunk, take a rest..." Unexpectedly, Minmin turned her hand and grabbed his hand like lightning! The fourth prince was stunned, and didn't know how to react. Minmin had already taken face, looking at his face softly, and slowly sang:
"Thank God~ Thank the Earth~ Thank fate~ for letting us meet~
Since I had you～～～My life is full of miracles～～～
How much pain, how much laughter, interwoven into a brilliant memory~~~~"
Not only the Fourth Prince, but everyone else was terrified... Minmin, who hated and feared the Fourth Prince the most, was now pulling the Prince to sing a love song? ! !
Only Minmin continued to flirt with the Fourth Prince with a loving look on her face...
"Thanks to the wind~Thanks to the clouds~Thanks to the sun~For shining on the earth~
Since I had you～～～the world has become so beautiful～～～～
Wandering together, wandering together ~ the years are full of intoxicating sweetness ~ ~ ~
The sea can dry up, the rocks can rot, the sky can collapse, the earth can crack
We are shoulder to shoulder, holding hands... Ugh... I feel so uncomfortable... I need to drink some water..."
Minmin let go of the Fourth Prince's hand and tried to find some water, but was immediately grabbed tightly!
"Minmin... sing it again!" It was rare for the Fourth Prince to show such an anxious and emotional expression on his face, and he even lost control and grabbed Minmin to prevent her from leaving!
"I don't want to sing anymore... I want to drink some water... mmm... let go... I'll bite you! My teeth are very sharp... mmm... very sharp..."
Minmin bit the Fourth Prince's hand! But the latter did not move at all, "I won't let go... Minmin, you..." The Fourth Prince frowned slightly and looked at Minmin who was holding his hand and biting it. For a moment, he didn't know where to start... Baimao, who had been smiling and watching Minmin's mischief, now frowned. Seeing this, Ah Zuo hurriedly stepped forward and pulled her away:
"Miss Minmin, you are drunk, you must be rude to the Fourth Prince. Stop biting me, I will send someone to take you down to rest..." However, the drunk man was very strong and the Fourth Prince refused to let go. Ah Zuo was not a martial artist, so he did not dare to touch Minmin and it was difficult to use too much force. In desperation, he had to pull Minmin's belt to separate the two. He used too much force and pulled Minmin's belt open!
Minmin lowered her head and held the belt in her hand in a daze for a moment. Suddenly, she looked up and smiled sweetly at Ah Zuo. She swiftly tied one end of the belt around Ah Zuo's wrist, held the other end herself, stepped on the Fourth Prince's desk, and shouted heroically:
"Sister, you sit on the bow. I'll go on the shore. Loving each other. Swinging on the tow rope."
Everyone fell to the ground...
Ah Zuo stared blankly at the belt on his wrist and was about to take it off when Min Min suddenly sat on the Fourth Prince's desk in a charming and soft manner. She rubbed the other end of the belt with her orchid fingers, raised her eyebrows fiercely and played two roles in the sweetest voice:
"Little sister, I'll sit on the bow. Brother, you walk on the shore. Ouch. Our love is swinging on the towline. Ah, swinging. ~~~~~~~~~"
"Shake your head!!!" A curved knife appeared out of nowhere and chopped off the belt cleanly! The cold light flashed, so scary! Everyone was horrified, and saw Peifu approaching Minmin who was sitting on the table with a knife in her hand, gritting her teeth and saying, "You are so good, Zhao Minmin! You seduced my Ah Zuo without even taking care of me! I'm so sorry..."
"Girl~~" Someone shamelessly pulled Peifu's trouser legs and climbed up, hooked her neck, and hummed lewdly: "Girl~ You are so pretty~ I want to sing a cock song for you~~" (Minmin, you are an old pervert who is popular with both men and women...)
Before Peifu could react, Minmin swiftly jumped to the open ground and took off her coat! Because it was warm in late spring, everyone wore thinner clothes. After taking off the thicker embroidered robe, Minmin only wore a silk long skirt inside, which showed her slender waist and smooth curves. She wore a tight jacket on top, revealing her two soft white arms with gorgeous blue tattoos on them, showing a different kind of charm.
Everyone was admiring and amazed when they saw Minmin throw her coat over her shoulders in a very casual manner! She spread her legs, put one hand on her waist, and shouted to the sky with a loud and earth-shattering voice:
"I stand in the fierce wind and wish I could wipe away the endless pain in my heart. I look up at the sky and the clouds are moving in all directions."
Minmin staggered forward two steps, snatched the scimitar from the stiff Pefu's hand, and waved it wildly, pressing forward step by step!
"Sword~~ in hand! Who is the hero~ ...
"You...what are you going to do?!" Peifu was so scared that she stepped back repeatedly until her waist hit the table and she could no longer retreat. The person in front of her, who had turned into a sex maniac, stretched out his hand with a lustful look and raised Peifu's smooth chin in an ambiguous way, and softened his voice to continue singing:
"There are so many beauties in the world～～
I love only the kind of you that I love~
When we are sad, who has a different path?
How many years of love ~~ hastily destroyed ~~~"
Princess Peifu, who was covered in goosebumps, was killed... Minmin pulled back her hand and turned around! She thrust the scimitar into the ground! She pointed at the stunned Erye like Detective Conan! She yelled:
"In my heart, you are the most important. We share joys and sorrows, life and death! You have left a deep impression on me with your tenderness~~~in exchange for my heroic spirit~~~In my heart, you are the most important..."
Minmin stumbled and pointed in a circle, and finally got to Baimao's case! The reckless Lao San and the murderous Lao Wu who were standing next to Baimao were completely intimidated by the crazy Minmin! Seeing Minmin rushing towards the young master with bloodshot eyes and bared teeth and claws, their instinctive reaction was to draw their swords and prepare to fight to the death... Unfortunately, Minmin collapsed limply in front of the case. Baimao was startled and quickly stood up to check. In a flash, Minmin's eyes suddenly opened! She stretched out her hands and hooked the neck of Baimao who was bending over to check, and then her two thighs wrapped around Baimao's waist in an extremely erotic way...
"Minmin..." Baimao's breathing was a little heavy...
"White hair~ Do you really think I'm drunk?" Minmin blinked and smiled playfully, "I'm very sober~ I can drink quite well~ Right? Last time, you and I drank four bottles of Erguotou. Did you forget? Um...#%%￥#￥... Eh? Handsome guy~ Your contact lenses are very stylish, where did you buy them? Wow, your hair is dyed very uniquely~ Don't hide it from me, you are a COS player, right? Right? Right! You're so damn handsome! Join our club? Do you have any interest in the character of Kakashi...￥#%#￥..."
"Minmin, you are drunk."
"What a joke! Of course I'm not drunk! Come, look into my eyes!" Minmin held up Baimao's face with both hands, and her fingers stroked his arrogant eyebrows, deep eyes, straight nose bridge, and finally landed on his slightly opened sexy thin lips. Then she smiled charmingly and sang slowly:
"A flower blooms～～
There is a flower withered～～～
A mountain of flowers～～
Only you～～～is my treasure～～～"
Someone sang more and more excitedly, and began to twist his body restlessly...
"Wait patiently~~
Waiting for your rose to bloom～～～
A mountain of flowers～～
Only you~~ the cutest! "
While singing, he teasingly touched the tip of Baimao's nose, then grabbed Baimao's face and shouted:
"You are my rose
You are my flower～～～～
You are my love
It's my concern～～～～
You are my rose
You are my flower～～～～
You are my love
It is the one I will love forever in my life～～～
Roses!
La la la la la ~~ ...
Everyone stared at Baimao's livid face in cold sweat... Rose... Rose? !
Baimao was very calm at this time, and simply walked out of the big tent with big strides while being entangled by Minmin. The crowd outside, which was already in a white-hot state, suddenly saw the young master and Minmin appearing in such a strange posture, and they couldn't help but quiet down at the same time... For a while, the only sound inside and outside the big tent was the crackling and popping of firewood under the licking of the flames... And our Minmin was already shaking her head and singing "It takes a hundred years to be able to cross the river together, and a thousand years to be able to sleep on the same pillow"... =_=##
"Minmin, hush... stop making trouble, I'll give you something good..."
Everyone was surprised to see their brutal young master calming the person in his arms with an incredibly gentle manner, then he pecked her lips gently and said seriously:
"Minmin, I want to sing a love song for you now."
