Chapter 88 Nothing
"Let me go and I'll tell you!"
"Tell me and I'll let you go!"
Looking at the girl's puffy cheeks, Linzhou suddenly wanted to tease her. After all, if not now, when would he tease her?
It's like going to the pier to get some chips, just for the sake of getting some chips.
Some things don't require a process, the result is the process.
As for the so-called reward, he didn't really want it. He just wanted to send the first-place report card to his father. Then when he goes back home for the New Year, he can ride on his father's back for a stroll on the street, and his mother will have to follow behind and shout, "Young master, don't fall."
After all, Jiang Xiyue’s current score is 612 points. If she really exceeds that, it would be an act against the will of heaven.
Although he had been doing exercises until late at night during this period, for Linzhou, who slacked off every day, this result was like a brave man encountering the devil in the novice village. He had to get it done no matter what.
Although in the Novice Village, in the current work, the probability of the Demon King respawning is higher than that of the Slime.
The two looked at each other, and finally Jiang Xiyue couldn't hold it in any longer and had to speak loudly.
"If you can surpass me, I will...I will let you kiss me!"
After getting this answer, Linzhou let go of his hand, tilted his head to look at Jiang Xiyue, a smile on his lips, and then let out his famous villain laugh.
“Hehehehehe…”
After being laughed at like that, Jiang Xiyue, who was originally very confident, suddenly became unsure. What if Zhou Zhou really surpassed her?
If you really want to kiss, where should you kiss?
If it's lips, should I stick out my tongue? It seems that's not possible!
She is still a child, having just turned nineteen. Even though it is a little late for her to go to school, she has no experience at all in this kind of thing!
And Zhou Zhou seemed to go to school later than her, and she smiled so happily. Maybe he had secretly kissed another girl without her knowing.
Don't do this kind of thing. It was obviously her who came first. Last time, Zhou Zhou said that he had only held hands with his mother and sister in his life.
She is so naive, will she be deceived by Zhou Zhou?
So, after hearing the laughter, the girl began to imagine fatal things, and her face became darker and darker. She spoke in a questioning tone, "You scumbag Zhou Zhou, tell me quickly, have you kissed other girls?"
Although he didn't understand Jiang Xiyue's train of thought, Linzhou still told the truth.
"If you don't count the day you kissed me on the face...No, normally, no girl would like a nerd like me, right?"
"No? That's fine..." The girl lowered her head and was about to continue eating when she noticed the second half of Linzhou's sentence and quickly added, "Nonsense, you are the most handsome boy I have ever seen. Although you don't care about your appearance, but... as long as you dress up seriously, you will be invincible!"
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Having said this, Jiang Xiyue became anxious. After pausing for a few seconds, she stood up from the chair.
His expression was also different from before, becoming impatient and angry.
"You can't say that about yourself. Also... don't be fooled by other three-dimensional girls!"
How to answer? How to answer? How to answer?
After seeing Jiang Xiyue's expression, Linzhou also panicked. This was indeed something he had never seen before, but how should he respond to such words?
If she just said that she wouldn't be cheated away, wouldn't that be the same as admitting that he was hers?
If he was told that he would be cheated, Jiang Xiyue would definitely be even angrier. Today was supposed to be a very happy day, and he didn't want to disturb the mood of both of them because of something like this.
In the end... Linzhou could only weakly test...
"Then... is it okay to be cheated by the second dimension?"
"Uh..." The girl was completely silent now. Linzhou's train of thought was so weird, the weirdest she had ever seen. Why did he suddenly say that he was cheated by someone from the second dimension?
You can’t fool the two-dimensional people either. You can’t just go to the street and find a dump truck to get hit .
Having been around Linzhou for a long time, Jiang Xiyue naturally got to know a lot of two-dimensional memes, such as the old but not rotten meme that being hit by a dump truck can lead to reincarnation into another world.
Although the probability of being killed by a dump truck and being sent to another world is 50-50, no one would go out of their way to look for a dump truck.
How painful must that be, and Zhou Zhou seems to be very afraid of pain.
Since this is the case, it seems that being deceived by the second dimension is not a big deal...
If she marries Linzhou, then Linzhou is her husband, and Linzhou’s two-dimensional wife is her wife!
Jiang Xiyue, who had quickly established a relationship in her little head, sat back down and nodded calmly, "Well, I don't mind this matter. Your paper wife is also my wife. After all, there are many shared wives in the otaku community."
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This sentence is really hurtful to a otaku, but Linzhou is not a real otaku.
It is a good thing to share your favorite characters with the person you like. After all, no one would really treat a paper figure as a wife.
The famous outlaw Zhang San once said in a legal education video that the person you like must be an objective person.
A modern otaku like Linzhou can like eight hundred paper wives a day.
But in reality, the only girl he likes is Jiang Xiyue.
Lin Zhou finally understood what was going on. He looked up at the girl opposite him and muttered in a very low voice...
"Since you agree, I will find a light novel website to submit my work. The title of the book will be "My real girlfriend made me like a two-dimensional wife, so I found a dump truck to travel to another world and live with a rich loli."
This sentence quickly touched upon Jiang Xiyue's limited knowledge of the second dimension, so she looked up at Linzhou and asked weakly, "Zhou Zhou, what was the title of the book you just mentioned? And why is it so long?"
"Can't you just add quotation marks to make it a light novel?" Linzhou complained casually, then repeated the title of the book he had just mentioned and spread his hands helplessly.
Now Jiang Xiyue understood, looked at Linzhou, and then started to act in her skilled tsundere way.
"Who... who is your girlfriend? We are just close friends of the opposite sex. And now you want to live together, do you want to eat me in the future?"
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The law that arrogance ruins one's life obviously does not apply to Jiang Xiyue. Upon hearing this, Lin Zhou simply smiled.
"Is it that little idiot who just said that our relationship doesn't need confession? Which little idiot is it?"
As soon as she finished speaking, the girl reached across the table and covered Linzhou's mouth with her hand, then blinked hard at Linzhou with a pleading look.
Linzhou, who was sitting in the same place, just reached out and lifted the ribbon decoration on Jiang Xiyue's collar slightly to prevent food and sauce from sticking to it.
At this time, a waiter came over with a handwritten menu in his hand.
"Ms. Jiang, look... this is the dish the chef said we can make. Our hotel's Chinese chef is not here today..."
