Chapter 87 A Mess
I finished my cigarette and walked back into the hall. The deafening music tortured my eardrums again. When I walked back to my seat, Hua Jingjing said to me unhappily, "Why did you take so long? The girl went later than you and came back earlier."
I said, "It's too noisy here. I just went outside to get some quiet time. I mean, what's so fun about this messy place? Better leave as soon as possible!"
Hua Jingjing agreed now. She turned to Xu Xin who was sitting next to her and said, "Xiao Xin, it's rare for us to meet each other. Let's find a quiet place to have a good chat. It's too tiring to talk here. My throat is about to tear."
The little witch said, "Okay, okay! Let's chat until dawn tonight. A lot of things have happened over the years, and I really want to tell you all at once. Also, I also want to hear about the romantic love story between you and Mr. Tang . Isn't it exciting?"
Hua Jingjing selfishly did not deny that I was not her boyfriend, but smiled and acquiesced. She reached out and touched her head, saying, "Little devil, what do you know? I'll tell you when you grow up. Come on, let's go out!"
The little witch stood up with a smile and said, "I'm almost eighteen years old, and you still think I'm a child? No matter what, I want to listen."
I followed them, thinking to myself, these two women haven't seen each other for several years. They finally met each other, and they must be chattering endlessly. What's the point of me being stuck between them? I'd better leave as soon as possible. I'll see what you little witch can do!
I made up my mind. After I walked out of the hall, I immediately said to Hua Jingjing, "Jingjing! I think I'd better leave first. I can't get a word in when you two women are chatting. It's boring. I don't want to go. If you have anything to say, call me later!"
Hua Jingjing thought about it. Although she didn't want me to leave, she felt that what I said made sense. She and Xu Xin hadn't seen each other for many years. If they started chatting, she would definitely ignore me. Besides, I was definitely not interested in what they were talking about. So she nodded and said, "Okay, I'll drive you back first."
When the little witch heard this, she immediately said, "How can that be possible! You are a man! How can you bear to abandon your girlfriend and go away alone? What if she is bullied by others outside? Who will protect her? You are the flower protector!"
I had expected that the little witch would come to cause trouble, so I sneered and pointed at the two men in black suits that appeared like ghosts behind me, saying, "Don't you still have your two bodyguards? With them around, who dares to touch you?"
The little witch smiled and said, "Mr. Tang, please understand that these two people are my bodyguards. Their duty is only to protect my safety. As for other people, they will not care."
I saw the little witch making unreasonable arguments, and I said angrily: "You two are together, what's the difference between protecting you and protecting her? Are you going to just stand by and watch?"
"Hey! Of course there is a difference! Doesn't a woman want to be protected by the one she loves? If you just leave her alone like this, no matter if anyone bullies her or not, she must be very sad. You can't be so ignorant of such a simple truth, right? You are a man after all!"
I glared and was about to explode. Hua Jingjing came out to smooth things over, saying, "Alright, alright, you two don't know each other, why are you fighting over me?" She looked at me with resentment and said, "How about you stay with me for a while, and I'll take you home later?"
I know that Hua Jingjing was troubled by the little witch and she didn't want to lose face in front of her and let others think that her boyfriend didn't care about her.
But I'm not your boyfriend! There's no need for me to protect you!
Seeing Hua Jingjing's expectant eyes, I knew that if I told her face to face that I was not her boyfriend, Hua Jingjing would be ashamed and sad. It was really difficult for me. On the one hand, the little witch wanted to make me look bad and pretended not to know me. On the other hand, Hua Jingjing was unwilling to admit in front of others that I was not her boyfriend . On the contrary, I, the only one who knew all the truth, was caught in the middle. If I told her the truth regardless of everything, Hua Jingjing would inevitably be embarrassed and sad. And the little witch would probably get angry and do something even more unreasonable, and the originally happy meeting after separation would end in a bad mood. And if I didn't say anything, it would be so uncomfortable to be caught in the middle! Really, why not do something else? Do we have to lie to each other and hide things as soon as we meet? Is it necessary?
Thinking less trouble is worse than more, I sighed and said to Hua Jingjing, "Okay, but don't stay too long, I still have to go home."
Hua Jingjing smiled happily when she heard that. She came over excitedly and took my arm. She said to Xu Xin proudly, "Then let's go together. Let's find a quiet teahouse. I'll treat you!"
The little witch's murderous eyes shot towards me again, I pretended not to see it, thinking that I would just have less contact with you in the future, and let it be a misunderstanding. If you want to deceive each other, just do it, I won't expose you, let's see how long you can hide it.
Hua Jingjing found her Ferrari, opened the door and got in. I followed her in. The little witch came over and said, "Make way, make way. I want to sit in this car, too. I want to sit in the middle."
I frowned and said, "Don't you have a car? This car can only seat two people, three people are too crowded." The little witch didn't care about anything and stretched her legs to climb over me. She smiled and said to Hua Jingjing, "Sister Jingjing, let me squeeze in for a while. It's very stuffy to ride in a car with those two bodyguards."
Hua Jingjing said, "Okay! But three people are too crowded, how about letting Tang Qian take a car with your bodyguard?" The little witch stepped over my legs and squeezed in, saying, "No need, it's fun to squeeze together! Hey, Mr. Tang, you won't mind having a beauty like me squeezed next to you for you to take advantage of, right?"
I smiled bitterly and said, "I'd better go sit with the bodyguard." I pushed the door and was about to get out of the car. But the little witch secretly grabbed the corner of my clothes and didn't let me leave. She also mouthed a silent message to me: "If you dare to leave, I will turn hostile!"
I know the little witch is teasing me on purpose, but does she think I'm really afraid of her ruining my show? I'm not really Hua Jingjing's boyfriend, so you can just turn against me. It's just right that you can tell the truth yourself, so I don't need to be caught in the middle.
I smiled provocatively, ignored her, got out of the car and walked towards the two men in black suits.
Two men in black suits were standing by a Mercedes-Benz looking at us. I walked over to them and said hello with a smile, "Hey, guys, let me squeeze into one car with you guys. The cars over there are small, and it's not convenient for a man like me to squeeze in with a woman."
The two men in black suits had serious expressions on their faces. They just stretched out their hands to open the car door for me and gestured for me to get in. I bent down and sat in the back seat.
But Hua Jingjing and Xu Xin got out of the Ferrari and walked towards us. Xu Xin said to the bodyguard in the black suit, "You guys drive that car and follow me. The three of us will take this one."
Hua Jingjing smiled and handed the car keys to one of them. The bodyguard behaved like a typical soldier, obeying orders. He took the keys without asking why and handed the Mercedes-Benz keys to Hua Jingjing.
Watching them get on the bus, I asked Hua Jingjing in confusion: "What's the matter? Why do you want to change buses?"
Hua Jingjing smiled and said, "I don't know either. Sister Xiaoxin said that her bodyguards have bad tempers and are afraid that you will be beaten if you disagree with them, so she suggested that the three of us sit together. Hey, Xiaoxin, I don't see how vicious your two bodyguards are? Isn't that too exaggerated?"
Xu Xin got into the car and sat down, pretending to be serious and said, "It's true! You can't tell from the surface, but your boyfriend has a bad temper. It's possible that just a few words can annoy them. They can just slap him and make him unable to get out of bed for ten days or half a month!"
I was completely defeated by the little witch. Is this okay? Isn't this just nonsense? Why would I mess with her bodyguard?
The little witch had achieved her goal, so she didn't care what means she used. Moreover, only Hua Jingjing would believe such a far-fetched reason. She turned around and made a face at me while Hua Jingjing was not paying attention to fastening her seat belt, and then said to me in lip language: "There is no other way now, right? Brother Tang Qian!"
I knew that the little witch had to ride in the same car with me, and there must be some plot in it. Sure enough, after the car started, she took out her cell phone and made a call: "Hello! Sister! Guess who I met? Ha! Can't guess? Let me tell you, I met Sister Jingjing... Yes! There is another person, guess who it is?... Wrong! It's Sister Jingjing's boyfriend Tang Qian! Yes! It's her boyfriend! We are on the street, do you want to come over and get together?"
I saw the little witch with a mischievous look on her face, and finally understood what she wanted to do! I groaned in my heart, and thought to myself: "This... this female devil is really afraid of chaos in the world! If I had known this would happen, I would have insisted on leaving just now. This is really a mess. I told Xu Shu that Hua Jingjing is not my girlfriend. Hua Jingjing admitted in front of Xu Shu that I am her boyfriend. The little witch thought Hua Jingjing was my girlfriend. She also knew that I had another girlfriend. Xu Shu also knew it, and even Hua Jingjing knew it. It’s just that they don’t know each other and others know it..."
Oh my god! I...I really have a headache!
I'm not afraid of the truth coming out to the world. After all, I tell the truth to everyone and have never lied to anyone. But things are so strange. It has inexplicably led to such a complicated situation. How much time and effort will it take to explain it? Moreover, this involves everyone's privacy. For example, I don't want Hua Jingjing to know that Xu Shu and I knew each other. Hua Jingjing doesn't want others to know that I'm pretending to be her boyfriend, the little witch may not want others to know that I whipped her four times with a belt, and Xu Shu may not want others to know that I carried her to the hospital...
I was having a splitting headache when Hua Jingjing grabbed the phone and said excitedly, "Hello! It's me, Xiaoshu! Yes, yes!... I heard you just came back from the United States? How is it? Is everything going well?... Really? That's great... Yes, it's the person I brought to your birthday party... His name is Tang Qian... Now? Are you free? That's great, we'll come right over! OK! Bye!"
I groaned again and cried out in my heart, "Oh my God! The paste is going to spill!"
