Chapter 84: Zoroark Suspicious of Baosheng
Heath had a nightmare again, but this time the nightmare was less logical. All kinds of scary things jumped out. When Heath woke up, he discovered the main reason for his nightmare.
"I was wondering why I felt a tightness in my chest and cold limbs. Turns out it was you." Heath looked at Zoroark sleeping on his chest with a smile, then tucked his hands and feet into the quilt.
The warm quilt made Heath want to sleep a little longer. The mornings in early spring were still quite cold, and being able to take a nap in the warm quilt was simply an ultimate enjoyment.
But after looking at the time on his mobile phone, Heath still climbed out of bed painfully and turned on the light.
"Did Charmander go to exercise again?" Heath looked around his bedroom. Zoroark was still trying to get into the quilt with his butt sticking out, and then he was grabbed out by Heath's E... no, Ruthless Iron Hand .
After turning on the light, the Farfetch'd opened his eyes instantly and looked very energetic. Heath couldn't help but smile. It seemed that the Farfetch'd had developed the habit of getting up regularly every day.
"You lazy bastard, Charmander has gone out to exercise." Heath poked Zoroark's head in disappointment.
"I have my period today and I want to sleep..." Zoroya yawned dejectedly, and Heath wanted to yawn too.
However, Zoroark's words stunned Heath. It was the first time he heard that Pokémon would have their periods. Isn't this nonsense?
But if you think about it carefully, Heath himself is not a biology researcher, nor is he a Pokémon researcher, so Heath really has no way of confirming whether foxes have periods.
Heath just remembered that when he was reading some useless scientific trivia , he had seen that female animals such as foxes, horses and seals have their first menstruation. So if you think about it this way, it seems normal for foxes to have their periods.
"Is it really coming?" Heath subconsciously wanted to lift up Zoroark's tail to take a look.
He used to have a golden retriever, and that golden retriever would have its period, you could tell by just looking at it.
But before Heath's hand touched Zoroark's tail, Zoroark suddenly jumped up from the bed, covered his butt with a look of horror and shrank into the quilt, while Farfetch'd stared at the scene in a daze.
After hesitating for a while, Farfetch'd walked out of the bedroom silently and considerately closed the door for Heath.
Then Heath came out holding Zoroark's neck. This guy was definitely lying to him. Heath decided to brush up on these strange knowledge of Pokémon next time to avoid being cheated.
Farfetch'd looked at Heath with sympathy, the trainer was so fast.
As soon as he arrived in the living room, Heath saw Charmander. It was exercising its muscles with a grunt. Seeing that it was sweating all over, it was estimated that this exercise had lasted for a long time. Heath quickly poured Charmander a cup of protein powder, then called Charmander and went to the bathroom to wash up.
After washing up, Heath pulled his Pokémon out of the dormitory. As soon as he reached the main road, Heath saw Jun Shaling, who was wearing sportswear, walking towards him.
"Sister Ling!" Heath called Junsha Ling happily.
If we ask who is the most knowledgeable person in Junshaling, Heath feels that no one other than Jun Shaling has the qualifications to say this. After all, Jun Shaling is a well-known academic master. Even Sister Feng once said that the most suitable place for Jun Shaling is the research institute, not this place.
However, Jun Shaling came here without hesitation and became the glorious Miss Jun Sha.
"What's wrong, Heath." Jun Shaling took out a towel and wiped the sweat from her forehead. It was obvious that Jun Shaling had just gone out for exercise.
"Sister Ling, fox... do Pokémon have menstrual periods?" Heath hesitated for a moment, but still asked. As a result, Jun Shaling's hands that were wiping sweat stopped. She looked at Heath with an obscure look, as if she was looking at a pervert.
"I'm just curious. My knowledge of Pokémon is too weak." Heath explained quickly. He didn't want to be labeled a Pokémon fan.
"Females do have it, but usually only during the estrus period." Jun Shaling nodded and answered affirmatively.
After thanking Jun Shaling, Heath left with his Pokémon. Jun Shaling stood behind and watched Heath's back as he left. She scratched her head and thought that she might be able to recommend Heath to buy the Pokémon Encyclopedia. Although it was a bit expensive, it contained a lot of knowledge.
"Hehe, pervert, you actually went to ask." Zoroark walked in front of Heath and glared at him with dissatisfaction.
Since Heath had just tried to see if Soraya had her period, Soraya jumped off Heath's head and expressed her protest to Heath by walking.
Heath felt that the longer this protest lasted, the better. Otherwise, it would be quite tiring to carry a heavy weight on his head all the time.
"You said you were having your period." Heath yawned, then opened the door of the dining car and climbed in. There were no strange , which made Heath feel a lot more relaxed.
Looking at the pouting Zoroark, Heath came up with a plan.
"You see, you girls have your period, right? In fact, we boys have it hard too, especially humans." Heath said with a melancholy look on his face. Zoroya looked at Heath with a little curiosity. Why did Heath say that?
"You may not know that we human males have an egg-changing period. Generally speaking, the testicles will fall off automatically every three months and then grow again. It's very painful!" Heath said seriously, and Zoroya showed an expression of horror and disbelief.
"Onion?" the Onion Duck called.
"You're lying! Congcong said she had never had such an experience!" Soraya jumped up triumphantly, as if he was happy that he had exposed Heath's lie.
"Didn't I tell you that it can only be possessed by human males? Farfetch'd is a Pokémon, how could it exist?" Heath sighed and looked at Zoroark with caring eyes for a mentally retarded person.
At this point, Soraya was completely confused. The novels she had read didn't seem to mention this matter. Does human males really have a so-called egg-changing period?
"My novel..." Soraya tried to find more evidence for himself.
"Novels are based on life but are higher than life. They are all fictional, just like going to the toilet. I will write a novel that specifically describes going to the toilet. Do you want to see it?" Heath interrupted Sorolla. After hearing Heath's words, Sorolla subconsciously shook his head.
Then Zoroark fell into deep thought. Looking at Zoroark's appearance, Heath smiled happily.
