Chapter 84 Don't put Nepal on your waist, come one by one
No one was surprised that Ma Mingzhe came back.
After Dong Yong and Pan Zhigang got up and dressed up , they pulled Su He to start taking pictures. Ma Mingzhe, who came late, also squeezed in.
Su He became famous, but his life was seriously affected. Fortunately, he wore a mask when delivering food, so others couldn't recognize him.
He turned on his phone and countless messages popped up, some from people he knew and some from people he didn't know. There were dozens of unfamiliar phone numbers alone.
Many film, television and entertainment companies began to contact him, and even live streaming platforms invited him to join.
Delivering food or being a star?
"I originally planned to get along with you as an ordinary person, but what I got in return was alienation... I won't pretend anymore, I'm going to be a star... Brothers, we'll meet again if we're lucky!" Su He went out without taking anything with him. He gave all the toothpaste and soap to Pan Zhigang. Have you ever seen a big star who lives in a four-person room that costs 200 yuan a day?
"Su He, listen, are you talking normal language?... Every big star has several bodyguards... To be frank, when I was a mercenary in Iraq, I didn't even blink an eye amidst the hail of bullets. The enemy's anti-tank missile landed at my feet, and without saying a word, I took the missile to the recycling station and exchanged it for 200 US dollars..." Ma Mingzhe followed behind Su He, wearing sunglasses and looking serious.
Dong Yong sighed and said, "Since you guys are going to say that, I'll be honest... When I was 18, I worked as a ticket seller at a bus station in northern Myanmar. I held an AK in my left hand, a rifle in my right hand, and a Nepal gun on my waist. I would hit them with one blow after another..."
Pan Zhigang got anxious and followed behind him and said, "You all are bodyguards, so what should I do?"
Su He turned around and asked, "Do you know how to add and subtract within ten?"
Pan Zhigang hesitated for a moment and nodded: "I can learn!"
"Okay! It's you, a part-time financial agent. It's tiring, but the monthly salary is two million US dollars. Do you think it's enough? If not, I can give you a little more..."
Pan Zhigang nodded repeatedly: "That's enough, that's enough. If you increase the salary, I'm afraid my academic qualifications are not enough..."
"Ha ha ha ha…"
The four of them rode electric scooters and disappeared in the traffic.
"Stop bragging..." The old man, who was sitting on the side of the road basking in the sun, took him a while to react.
"Ding, you have a new takeaway order, please process it in time."
Meituan takeout, flower delivery is also fast.
Su He didn't expect that the first order would be for flower delivery. When he rushed to the flower shop, he found that there were 99 roses, which could not fit in the lunch box, so he had to hold them in his arms.
It said on the order that I needed to read a passage to the person receiving the flowers. If I read it well, I would get a 50-yuan reward. If I didn't, I would get a bad review.
If the customer does not accept the flowers, give a bad review and make a complaint.
The delivery fee is 25 yuan. After a risk assessment, I realized that this money is not easy to earn.
The address is an upscale residential area, and the security guards are no longer uncles, but energetic young men.
"There is a new rule in the community: no takeout is allowed in!" The security guard stopped Su He.
Su He rode his bike around and parked on the side of the road. He locked his bike, took off his helmet and mask, and walked over with the flowers in his hands. He looked at the boy outside the door with a serious face and said, "You are so young and you are not learning well. You are stealing my job..."
As he said this, he took out the universal access card that the system had rewarded him with, opened the door, and walked in arrogantly.
"Brother, don't listen to his nonsense. The old man worked as a security guard at the age of 60, and we became security guards at the age of 20, which saved us 40 years of detours... Survival of the fittest, this shows that we are good enough... Keep an eye on us, Manager Liu has said today that we cannot let in a delivery man..."
When Su He delivers food, he hates delivering to high-end residential areas the most. Either the security guard won't let him in, or he can't use an electric scooter to get in. High-end residential areas are particularly large, and it takes the most time to make a round trip.
After entering, Su He didn't dare to run too fast, as the rose in his hand could not withstand the tossing.
"Hello, this is Meituan Takeaway. I'm at your door. Please come out and pick it up..."
After waiting for about two minutes, a man came out and saw Su He holding flowers. He asked, "Are you the delivery man?"
"Yes, sir, is Ms. Ning here? Here is a bouquet of flowers that needs her to sign for in person..."
The man looked a little unhappy, and he stretched out his hand and said, "Just give it to me, I want to see who sent it..."
Su He tactically retreated and dodged, saying, "I'm sorry, sir, the order requires Ms. Ning to sign for it in person."
At this time, a woman wearing a facial mask came out and said loudly: "Honey, what's the takeaway? I didn't order any takeaway... Is there something wrong..."
The man walked aside with a dark face and said, "Someone sent you flowers. I want to see how you explain it this time!"
The woman smiled awkwardly and said, "Did you send it to the wrong person?"
He walked up to Su He, picked up the card and said, "See, I told you I sent it to the wrong person. It says "Little Black Dog" on the title... Handsome guy, you sent it to the wrong person..."
The man grabbed the small card, glared at the woman, and roared, "Ning Mo! You're treating me like a fool! Come... buddy, help me recognize this word, how do you pronounce it? Is it Little Black Dog or Little Mo?"
Su He looked at the card and fell into deep thought. He looked up at the man and replied, "When two armies are fighting, they don't kill the messengers. I'm just a delivery man. Brother, I don't know this word..."
"Hey, you're awesome. Believe it or not, I'll give you a bad review!" The man glared at Su He.
Su He put the flowers on the ground and replied, "If the flowers were not sent by you, you can't give me a bad review...Ms. Ning, do you need to refuse these flowers?"
"Get out!" The man closed the door.
Alas, Su He sighed. It was a bad start. After reporting to the platform, Su He called the person who placed the order, but the call could not be connected. He had to send the flowers back to the flower shop.
The owner of the flower shop didn't say anything and gave Su He a bottle of mineral water.
As soon as Su He walked out of the flower shop, her phone rang. It was Yu Qing calling.
"Hey, Su He... How are you? Are you feeling famous now? I've asked a screenwriter to write ten comics. Once I find an investor, we can start filming. Is the role of the cartoonist I've assigned to you okay?"
"Director, I'm busy..."
"Guaranteed salary of 3 million..."
"Director, whether the film is paid or not depends on our relationship... before tax or after tax?"
Yu Qing fell into a brief silence, sighed, and said, "After tax!"
"Director, you are so polite... I am always available..."
After hanging up the phone, Su He instantly felt happy. The cartoonist was only a supporting role in that drama, with even less roles than the rich second generation in his previous films.
After all, it's just a movie, and there's not much plot for him.
"Young man, do you still want the bottle in your hand?" The old man looked at Su He expectantly, holding a plastic bag.
Su He was stunned. The bottle of mineral water that the boss lady sent him hadn't even been unscrewed. Uncle, do you call this a bottle?
