Chapter 81: Are you there? Let me tell you something.
[According to relevant laws and regulations, some search results are not displayed]
Looking at the results of Baidu's search, Jiang Xiyue rubbed her head, puzzled.
Why? I am just curious about knowledge, why is it based on laws and regulations...
The entire page is 80% filled with ads, and the remaining 20% is filled with boring marketing accounts. I remember that I could always look for Baidu when I had any questions, but now it seems that even if I look for it, it’s useless…
Reluctantly turning off the computer, the girl leaned back in her chair, thinking about filling out the forms today.
According to Teacher Li's personality, the two people's tables will definitely be taken out and placed side by side.
It will be a good story for my younger classmates to see.
Actually, if you think about what Linzhou did a few days ago, it really seems like something a boy would do...
Boys treat their companions like this... If a good brother falls into a pit, even though I can't save you, I will definitely jump into the pit to accompany you.
At this time, the girl had some wrong perceptions about boys.
A normal boy, when seeing his good friend fall into a pit, will think about rescuing him, but he will definitely laugh madly, and then curse while trying to find a solution.
Zhou Zhou seems to be very busy lately and has little time to talk to others, so she can only have fun at home by herself.
It seems like the last time we played games together was still last time.
The save file on the screen still stopped at a few days ago. Suddenly, the girl saw the ancient Famicom gathering dust in the corner.
Super Mario was quite fun when I was a kid.
She dug out the connecting cable from a pile of things, wiped off the dust on it, and then the girl in her nightgown went downstairs by herself, connected the game to the TV, took out the game cartridge, blew it hard, and plugged it in.
Fortunately, there is a big stupid TV at home that is used as decoration and can be used when plugged in.
Pulling the bean bag sofa in the living room in front of the TV, the girl collapsed on it, took the handle, and poked the switch with her toes.
The snow on the screen quickly disappeared, replaced by the game content on the screen.
Originally, Jiang Xiyue wanted to start right away, but she still took out her cell phone and sent a message to Linzhou.
"Zhou Zhou! Do you want to play games with me?"
After sending this message, Jiang Xiyue pressed the start button and lay there playing by herself. However, she was very clumsy at the game and was even killed by a bouncing turtle shell in the first level.
…
When Jiang Xiyue took a running start and jumped hard to get the lowest score, he was at his home in Linzhou, holding a soup spoon in one hand and looking at the steaming clay pot in front of him.
In the clay pot, there are Tremella, red dates, lotus seeds, wolfberries and other things...
My mother is an old Cantonese chef, so Linzhou’s cooking skills can’t be bad.
Ever since someone drank it once that day, he has been clamoring to drink the soup he made. Since he had nothing to do today, he just made a pot and brought it to the little girl.
While staring at the things in the pot, Linzhou was thinking about what else to give besides the little skirt.
Obviously the gift box cannot be filled up with just the skirt…
I just asked Su Su, but my sister's tone of voice was particularly blunt...
——Two Chinese cigarettes and a bottle of Maotai.
This kid finally learned bad things. He was giving a gift to a girl, not to meet his father-in-law. Besides, if his future wife is really Jiang Xiyue, then Huazi and Maozi cannot deal with his father-in-law.
But it seems that it is not impossible to put it in as a joke. Thinking of this, Linzhou made up his mind.
The rest can be made into snacks.
The point is the little skirt, and if it’s any more expensive, he’ll be out of money…his small treasury simply can’t afford such a huge expense.
Looking at the cooked sugar water in the pot, Linzhou hesitated for a moment, then put the clay pot and the sugar water into a plastic bag, carried it to the door, and picked up the little sheep key on the shoe cabinet.
After turning off the electrical appliances in the house, Linzhou prepared some water and dog food for Brother Cat, and went out to find Jiang Xiyue.
The time now is 9:00 p.m., the moon is bright and the stars are sparse.
The best thing is that the snow on the main road has completely melted, so riding a scooter is a little safer.
However, Jiang Xiyue's residence was not very far from here. He could arrive there quickly by crossing a river.
But before Linzhou had walked far, he was stopped at the bridge by uncles on duty holding portable breath alcohol testers.
"Young man, blow it."
"I didn't drink." Linzhou began to explain subconsciously. After all, according to the law, drinking while riding an electric scooter would be fined. Although he didn't drink, the uncles were very majestic and he subconsciously wanted to explain.
After hearing Linzhou's explanation, the uncles became more determined in their ideas.
"Just blow it if I tell you to. We just came out, let's try it out and see if it works."
Although Linzhou wanted to refuse, he still complied with his uncles' request in order to keep the sugar water in the pot from getting cold. After all, he did not drink any alcohol.
Looking at the degree displayed as zero, the uncles looked at each other and at their colleagues.
The uncle who was in the lead waved his hand and let Linzhou pass.
Lin Zhou didn't know what to say, so he quietly explained to the uncles, "There's a designated driver behind us, we can go and let the passengers blow it."
After saying that, Linzhou rode away on his lamb.
As for the uncles, they naturally did not do as Linzhou said, because last time they let the co-pilot blow, but were reported by the driver behind.
The instrument that was obviously taken out from the driver's seat was flashing, so there was no point in quibbling.
But fortunately, we now have body cameras, which absolve them of responsibility.
Linzhou, who had already crossed the bridge, certainly didn't know what happened to his uncles. He bought some spicy crayfish and went straight to Jiang Xiyue's house.
When they arrived at Jiang Xiyue's house, Linzhou took out the key from his pocket, opened the door and walked in.
There was no light on in the living room.
After putting the things on the table, Linzhou followed the light and found Jiang Xiyue who was playing games, then stood there watching her play.
Although he was a very ordinary Contra, Jiang Xiyue was able to kill the oncoming soldiers.
He is somewhat stupid, no wonder he is bad at playing other games.
So Linzhou quietly took out his cell phone and sent a message to the little girl.
[It’s a huge sun: Is it there? Tell me something! ]
The cell phone that had been placed on Jiang Xiyue's belly vibrated slightly. Jiang Xiyue threw away the handle, picked up the phone, and smiled when she saw that it was a message from Linzhou.
Then the girl began to reply.
[There are a lot of stars! : Come on, you haven't said whether you want to play games with me! ]
[It’s a huge sun: You are so bad at playing the Famicom, who wants to play with you! ]
After seeing this reply, Jiang Xiyue turned around subconsciously, then saw Linzhou and pounced on him.
"Zhou Zhou, you are going to die!"
