Chapter 8: The classic performance of the best actor
This was the first time that Zhang Dadao saw the "movie king" perform at full power, and he really lived up to his nickname. The couple was also fooled by the "movie king", or they never suspected it at the beginning. After all, this patient pretending to be a doctor is just something you see on TV or in movies, and no one thinks it can really happen in real life.
The man told him everything about his son. Actually, it was not a big deal. After listening to it, Zhang Dadao just sighed in his heart about the lack of adolescent education in our great country.
In fact, it was nothing more than this naughty kid named Wang Hao flirting with the girls in the class and doing some peeping. Fortunately, this naughty kid was still an honest person and recorded all his mental journey. As a result, after the little notebook was discovered, it was circulated throughout the class in one day and everyone copied it, and it was intended to spread to the whole school. It was quite impressive.
In addition, this naughty kid is usually a taciturn person, so the heroine in the class burst into tears and almost called the police.
When the teacher found out, he also thought the child was a psychopath. As a result, the parents were also frightened and brought their son for a check-up, hoping that it would not affect his ability to continue attending school.
If he had met a reliable doctor, he could have taught the child some knowledge and posture, guided him psychologically, and paid a little attention to education. But the kid was really unlucky, and he actually met the "movie king" and "auditioned". Zhang Dadao couldn't imagine how this first-hand mental illness and second-hand psychologist would deal with them.
As soon as he heard what the middle-aged man said, the "movie star" frowned, and posed while looking at the stack of test reports. The woman was a little anxious and asked, "Doctor, is problem? I think it's nothing serious. Which child of this age doesn't have a little curiosity about the opposite sex? There are even some who go to get a room at school? They are fine? Why are they holding on to our Haohao? Don't you think our child is introverted and easy to bully?"
The "Best Actor" laughed twice and said, "It's nothing according to you? Do you think you can do it?" The Best Actor used the omnipotent "You Can You Up" of his navy. The woman stopped immediately.
The man quickly handed the "movie actor" a cigarette and said, "Doctor, calm down and talk slowly."
The "movie king" raised his hand and said "No", which made Zhang Dadao raise his eyebrows. Although they can smoke, they can't have fire. Every time they smoke, they have to see a doctor, which basically means they can't smoke too much. The "movie king" obviously smokes, and he is addicted. He usually doesn't smoke enough, but he actually refused at this time, which shows that he has put a lot of effort into it. After looking at the test reports for a while, the "movie king" said leisurely:
"What you're talking about isn't a big deal. It's just a problem with your sexual enlightenment. Just correct your mindset. It won't be a big deal if you sign up for psychological counseling. But other things are a bit troublesome!"
When the "Best Actor" said this, the couple first breathed a sigh of relief, then immediately felt nervous. Zhang Dadao looked at their expressions and was also very happy. The couple was covered with blue light and red light in the middle, and they were indeed unlucky. The "Best Actor" was just the opposite, and he would probably be unlucky soon.
The kid named Wang Hao, on the other hand, had no expression on his face, neither red nor blue, and seemed very calm. His father beat him angrily several times, but he endured it silently, without any expression at all. Zhang Dadao shook his head slightly, thinking to himself: "If this naughty kid continues in this state, there will be another patient."
The "movie king" began to occasionally guide the condition towards "autism" and "depression", and the couple's faces became paler and paler. Since many celebrities in the entertainment industry have suffered from depression, the general public has been educated about it, but this education has gone too far, causing rumors that depression is really a terminal illness.
The "movie king" was getting more and more excited, exaggerating the conditions of several depressed patients in the ward and pinning them on one person, causing the woman to burst into tears. He held his child tightly, as if he was about to die. Zhang Dadao was so amused that he originally thought that the "movie king" was really abnormal and didn't have much good feelings towards him. But after this incident, he felt that this guy was really funny.
Just when the "movie king" and Zhang Dadao were enjoying themselves, the door of the clinic suddenly opened, and a short, fat, middle-aged man stood blankly at the door. Everyone was stunned when they saw the fat man in a white coat with a funny face. Zhang Dadao also knew this guy, Guo Pangzi, the chief doctor in charge of psychological counseling. The guy with old-fashioned black-framed glasses was the panda grandpa in the little mole's mouth.
Just when Zhang Dadao thought he had solved the case, the "Actor" calmly "snapped" the test report in his hand, suddenly stood up, pointed at Fatty Guo at the door, and asked, "Guo Zongkang! You pretended to be a doctor again! Whose white coat did you steal!"
The whole audience was stunned. The couple and Zhang Dadao were all very excited. The couple didn't expect to encounter such a classic scene. Zhang Dadao didn't expect that the "movie king" would be so calm and decisive to take the initiative and turn the tables. Even Wang Hao, who had always been expressionless, showed a hint of excitement.
Indeed, such a peep show cannot be seen anywhere else. He was stunned by the sudden attack of the "movie king", but Fatty Guo was an old hand after all. He looked carefully at the people in the room, just smiled, nodded to the couple, and turned away!
Zhang Dadao knew something was wrong immediately. This old fox like Fatty would definitely call the security guards and caregivers if something like this happened. The "Actor" pouted and picked up the phone as if to notify someone. Zhang Dadao quickly stood up, walked to the "Actor" in front of the couple's surprised eyes, held up the phone, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, you're accepted!"
Then, Zhang Dadao turned around and left without any regrets. The "movie king" behind him jumped up and shouted, "Yeah!" Then he shook hands and hugged the couple again and again, even pulling Wang Hao along and shouting for a while to share his joy.
Zhang Dadao was in no mood to watch the fun, so he hurried out of the room and ran down the stairs. While running, Zhang Dadao complained: "What a bad decision! I can't see my own fortune and forget about myself! It's bad luck for everyone, how could I escape!"
At this moment, the voice of the "movie king" came faintly from above: "What are you doing! What are you doing! I have to go to the crew tomorrow, don't move, ah!"
Zhang Dadao ran faster, muttering, "Fortunately, fortunately, they really took the elevator up!" Zhang Dadao couldn't help but secretly congratulate himself for running fast. Given today's situation, the people in the hospital might not be in a good mood. Hearing the voice of the "movie emperor", they might have to suffer. If things go wrong, they might have to stay in isolation on the third floor for a few days.
Even so, Zhang Dadao didn't feel embarrassed at all. He would be isolated for a few days every now and then anyway. As the saying goes, it's better to run first than to let your friend die. Zhang Dadao ran all the way and soon ran out of the outpatient department through the side door and ran back to Building No. 3.
Rushing into the room that the patients and doctors call the observation room, he had just sat down and hadn't even caught his breath when Old Man Han appeared from somewhere, pressed his head from behind and said, "You're finally back. I just heard it in the duty room. Doctor Su will be here soon. I heard that you and the 'movie king' caused a big mess in the outpatient department?"
Zhang Dadao shuddered at the time and whispered, "This is terrible. It's true that the Taoist priest can escape but the temple cannot!"
