Chapter 8: A Song for Teacher Jin
At the end of the voting, the four people's solo scores were announced together.
In the first round, 630 people voted for An Lan, and only 85 voted for Zhao Qian.
The rest abstained from voting.
Although she knew that she was miserable, Zhao Qian never thought that she would be so miserable.
What was even more unexpected was Liu Yiling.
However, the binding relationship between the mentors and contestants of this program is not that strong, so Liu Yiling did not lose her composure, but applauded.
Mentor Kim Hyo-hee laughed till she was numb.
In the second round, Han Zhou received six hundred votes.
Hu Xilin breathed a sigh of relief.
At least Zhao Qian is more miserable.
When the number of votes came out, Hu Xilin cried.
Hu Xilin received fifty-three votes!
Less than one-tenth of Han Zhou’s votes!
The remaining one hundred and fifty viewers abstained from voting!
Some viewers really didn’t think Han Zhou’s song was good, but they felt that Hu Xilin was not as good as Han Zhou, so they simply didn’t vote.
The host was excited: "In the first round of group-to-group competition, the score difference was so big!"
Chen Feng was also dumbfounded.
Chen Feng thought that Han Zhou sang this song so happily that there was no way he could win.
But Chen Feng forgot one thing.
That is, as the king of rock, if he can be brainwashed, then it is very normal for ordinary audiences to be brainwashed.
Liu Yiling: "Zhao Qian, Hu Xilin, I know your strengths, I hope you can do your best and show your strengths!"
At this time Liu Yiling remembered her two disciples and gave them some encouragement.
Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin said something.
After several minutes, Jin Xiaoxi finally spoke: "Han Zhou, An Lan, I am very optimistic about you and hope you can do your best."
A round of blowing and drumming.
As I said this, I was thinking, if I could beat the superstars in a battle, wouldn't it mean that I'm stronger than them?
This feeling is like taking off and floating in the air!
An Lan picked up the microphone: "Thank you for the help, Teacher Jin. Teacher Jin gave us a lot of help with this song."
Jin Xiaoxi was stunned.
Since the groups were formed, Kim Hyo-hee has indeed coached the contestants, but she was only coaching the strongest group.
Han Zhou, An Lan, and Jin Xiaoxi don't even want to see them.
Moreover, these two people did not stay in the training venue provided by the program team, and I haven’t even seen them rehearse the songs.
Did I help?
The next moment, Kim Hyo-hee understood.
These two people! They know how to deal with things! They know how to behave!
Jin Xiaoxi laughed: "Hahaha, a little help is nothing to worry about. "
Chen Feng corrected: "It's not worth mentioning."
Jin Xiaoxi: "Oh, yes, yes, Teacher Chen is right, it is not worth mentioning. Teacher Chen is not worth mentioning."
Chen Feng's face darkened.
An Lan smiled and said, "Han Zhou spent a long time making this song. During this period, Han Zhou also made the first two solo songs. There is even DJ content in the "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse" part. Han Zhou didn't have any equipment, so he could only use an emulator on his laptop, which took a lot of time."
"And the song we sang together was the most time-consuming and labor-intensive of the three songs. It was also the most difficult to sing and the most fun."
"This song is dedicated to Teacher Jin."
The host was embarrassed at this point because he knew the song list in advance, but when he thought about it, the show effect would be there!
Anyway, the director team wants the show to have a good effect, and this segment of the show must have the best effect and the most controversial, so the effect must be sufficient!
Host: "I didn't expect that Teacher Jin would help the two contestants so much. So what is the name of the song that the two contestants would like to give to Teacher Jin?"
An Lan: "Song of Neurosis."
Kim Hyo-hee was still laughing. She laughed several times before she reacted, and then her smile froze.
The smile would not disappear, it transferred to the faces of the audience.
“Hahahahahahaha!”
If you don’t understand such an obvious sarcasm, you’d be a fool!
The host's smile also froze on his face.
He knew it in advance, but he acted it out perfectly.
But Han Zhou still saw the flaws in his acting and patted him on the shoulder.
This scene was even more ironic to the audience.
This scene was like the host hearing the song "Psychopathic Song" dedicated to Teacher Jin, he was stunned, and then Han Zhou comforted him: You heard it right, it's this song.
The host came back to his senses and said, "Then please ask Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin to take a break, and please ask Han Zhou and An Lan to prepare for the performance."
Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin walked to the side stage while talking.
"They are causing trouble."
"Let them stir up trouble, a song like this won't get votes from the audience, they are giving us a chance to turn things around!"
"Yes! We must grab the points!"
Then they heard Han Zhou and An Lan on the stage: "We are the Dumb and Fools Group."
If the director is smart enough, he will not edit this scene, and will also write the group's name in the singer column when the song is sung.
Then this group name will also be used in the version of the music software.
The two stood in front of the stage.
The electronic music with a strong sense of rhythm has begun.
An Lan tapped the microphone and found her position, then entered immediately:
"One day I was free, so I asked Han Zhou to tell a joke.
That guy started laughing before he even opened his mouth to speak! "
The audience was stunned when they heard An Lan's singing.
Because An Lan's song in "Flammable and Explosive" was very powerful, with tearing sounds and a metallic feel.
And now, An Lan's voice was extremely clear!
Before anyone could react, Han Zhou had already started:
“Eeh~ah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”
"Eaaaaa! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Han Zhou has studied this song. If he wants to make a ghost video, the more ridiculous the singing is, the better.
The composer of this song also wrote songs such as "Dala Bangba" and "Ordinary Disco". His songs have a characteristic, that is, they are too difficult to be sung by real people, so virtual idols have to be trained to sing them.
If a real person wants to sing, first of all, the breath must be long and thick enough, and then it must have its own characteristics.
Because electronic sounds can be very flat, but real people can't.
So, Han Zhou chose the Peking Opera Cao Cao’s Smile for himself!
The timbre and tone of this laughter, which also had a bel canto-like singing style, stunned the audience.
How can a song be written and sung like this? This is too... ridiculous!
"It's not that I have a low sense of humor, it's that my jokes are too awesome
After finishing speaking, I took a deep breath, turned around and looked at An Lan with a smile! "
An Lan: "Eeh~ah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Eaaaaa! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Han Zhou chose a proper bel canto soprano for An Lan, with a little bit of coloratura.
If you exclude the lyrics "hahahaha", An Lan's high notes are absolutely astounding, and are on par with the national team's high notes.
The foundation of bel canto is so strong that it is scary.
Such authentic bel canto high notes and such ridiculous lyrics destroy every audience's perception of the world.
Fuck me! I am so upset!
Then Han Zhou and An Lan held hands and looked at each other, saying: "Haha ...
Now comes the key!
An Lan pointed to Jin Xiaoxi who was on the judges' panel:
“Then we translated it and it became a Korean joke!
Tell it to my mentor Jin, and listen to them laugh! "
The most magical thing in the whole audience is here.
The song comes with Kim Hyo-hee's laughter.
That was the unbridled and hearty laughter that Kim Hyo-hee let out after she scolded Han Zhou for being a fool and An Lan for being dumb, and after she got a group of high-scoring contestants.
Han Zhou trained him to laugh like a devil.
But it is so harsh at this moment.
"Eh~ah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
“(Eiya) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”
In the song, Kim Hyo-hee is smiling.
Outside the song, Kim Hyo-hee was wondering in which country's laws killing is not illegal. She must tie Han Zhou up, stab him with two swords and then perform an American-style Iai!
“After hearing this joke, everyone decided to tell it to their friends!
Then tell it to friends of friends and friends of friends, tell it to friends of friends and friends of friends, tell it to friends of friends and friends of friends, tell it to friends of friends and friends of friends, tell it to friends of friends and friends of friends , tell it to friends of friends and friends of friends! "
In this section, An Lan's singing skills are undoubtedly revealed.
A normal singer would run out of breath after singing one-third of the way.
A powerful singer who can sing the whole song in one breath.
An Lan took three breaths in there and no one could hear it!
At this time, the audience who don't understand the story heard "hahahaha" in their ears and "hahahaha" in their minds.
The audience who know the business heard "hahahaha" in their ears, and thought "this female singer is crazy! She is destined to be a queen!"
"As for Han Zhou, a bed in the mental hospital has been reserved!"
Han Zhou and An Lan sang "Hahahaha" with deadpan expressions.
Although the lyrics are brainless, the various techniques are fancy and the singing skills are undoubtedly on display.
The audience initially went "What the f*ck is this?", then "How the f*ck can someone sing this?" and finally "Eh~ya! Hahahahahahaha!"
After the whole song was finished, Chen Feng laughed so hard that he was numb.
He didn't care about Jin Xiaoxi's expression, and applauded while saying: "You are very brave, let alone the new singers in the talent show, even the older generation singers who have been famous for a long time, I have never seen anyone so daring!"
"For this song, I give zero points for the artistry of the lyrics, but 100 points for the irony. I give zero points for the artistry of the music, but 100 points for the fun."
"I give your singing a zero for emotion, but a hundred for technique."
Liu Yiling: "So the total score is fifty?"
Chen Feng asked back: "What do you think?"
Liu Yiling looked at the two poor people in her group and said, "Who told you to meet a lunatic? This person is just a lunatic, but he is also a genius. You are doomed."
And it is three times colder than the feeling of encountering an ordinary genius.
"I'll give it 95 points. If I were to sing my song, I would need to practice for at least a week to be able to sing it well. If I were to perform on stage... I would need to prepare for at least a month."
An Lan smiled: "I'm just taking a gamble, I don't have a complete grasp of it."
Next to her, Kim Hyo-hee stood up angrily and left the recording.
The agent hurriedly chased after him. As soon as he caught up with her, he received a call from the director, and then he carried Kim Hyo-hee back: "The penalty for breach of contract is 30 million, 30 million, RMB! Not Korean currency!"
Jin Xiaoxi's face was very ugly: "I came to China to be an idol. How can I still be an idol if I am played like this?!"
The agent tried to persuade them hastily: "If they do this, your fans will scold them even more crazily, and then spend more money on you. If the dispute spreads, you can also earn more!"
At this point, a small number of the audience had watched the previous recording.
Members of the program crew on site.
Chen Feng and Liu Yiling also understood a truth.
Don't mess with Han Zhou.
He will pull your sanity down to the level of insanity, and then use his rich experience to ravage you at will!
At this time, Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin came on stage.
Kim Hyo-hee left and came back.
The show resumed recording.
But when Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin sang, what the audience heard was: "Eeh~ah! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Some viewers covered their ears, but the voice was still raging in their heads.
He cried.
"I'll give anyone five million to give me a pair of ears that haven't heard this song!"
