Chapter 795: If you don’t blow me up, I’ll bark like a dog!
boom--
The crystal exploded along with Brother Crystal's mentality.
The first game was won easily.
"It feels so good, brother. What hero will appear in the next game?"
Xing Dao pressed ALT + F4 to return to the settlement interface, switched the data and took a look, stretched comfortably, and prepared to go to the mall to buy a name change card to change his ID.
Ordinary accounts in the Canyon of Heroes can get 200,000 points.
Xing Dao and the factory manager both used super accounts with 500,000 points, so they still had more than half of the points left after buying the skins they wanted.
The price of the name change card is only 4900.
There is no end to spending.
There is no way to spend it all.
"I can do both. It's up to you." The factory manager didn't have any particularly good ideas.
"Hmm... let me think about it." Xing Dao thought while replying to the comments: "Forget about Teemo. The opponents are all Canyon Kings. AD top lane is a bit too bullying. It's unfair to use long arms against short arms. How about... Kled and Spider?"
"???????"
"????"
"Spider Knight, Raging Queen?"
"The three-time champion Ueno is using this thing to bully passers-by? You don't want to be a bitch, right?"
"Brothers, report it!"
“…”
The barrage of comments began to complain.
"Indeed, Kled Spider is a bit too much."
Xing Dao thought about it carefully, and he also felt that using this combination to double-row in the Canyon of Heroes would easily force the opponent to give up the game.
It feels great.
But the opponent was left idle for more than ten minutes, which was not entertaining at all.
Using a normal combination also feels a bit like a dimensionality reduction attack. After all, the duos are mainly mid, jungle and AD support, and there are not many cases of top and jungle duos.
It was originally a case of professional players from a team bullying passers-by, which was indeed an unfair victory.
So……
"Brother Factory, let's switch places."
Xing Dao suddenly had an idea and decided to do something for show effect: "You guys always say that Brother Chang and I bully others, so how about this, I go to the jungle and let Brother Chang go to the top lane to get beaten, isn't that fair?"
"Hiss—" The factory manager frowned: "What do you mean I should go out on the road and get beaten?"
"Brother Changzi, think about it. If I go to the jungle, the monsters can't beat me." Xing Dao explained seriously, "But if you go to the top lane, you will meet guys with unique skills, and you will definitely be beaten."
"Are you kidding me?" The factory manager was angry. "Why do I have to be pressed and rubbed? Do you think I'm a vegetarian?"
"Isn't it? Why not give it a try?" Xing Dao provoked.
"Let's try it!" The factory manager responded subconsciously, and suddenly realized that something was wrong: "Hey, wait, why do I have to go on the road..."
"You agreed!" Xing Dao seized the opportunity and said, "So many people are listening. Brother Chang, you won't deny it, right?"
“…”
The factory manager's face darkened.
I want to say something that can’t be broadcast.
Considering that it was my first show after winning the championship and it would have a bad impact, I tried my best to endure it.
"Then I'll use a money-stealing vampire."
The factory manager recalled the last game against IG and felt that he could have a good time: "The cornerstone talent is stealing gold, how do I choose the other talents?"
"For the third row, you can choose the soldier dematerializer, you can choose the biscuits, which can be sold, and for the last one, choose Cosmic Insight." Xing Dao introduced: "Choose Sorcery as the secondary system, with Transcendence and Gathering Storm. This will cap the CD at 45%. When it reaches level 10, it will have 15% CD. You can also choose Rocket Belt + Hourglass + CD Shoes to fill it up... You can choose any other equipment, and the extra CD attribute can be converted into magic power."
"I have done some research ." The factory manager nodded: "Which jungler do you want to use? I will tell you how to choose the talent."
"I'll just use a scarecrow." Xing Dao prepared for a rainy day: "Brother Factory, if you blow up, I can still make up for the AP damage."
???!
The factory director seemed to have several black lines on his forehead.
fry?
Are you kidding?
Even if he is a professional jungler, he will occasionally try the top lane when automatically filling in. Using the vampire with unreasonable self-protection ability to fight against the passers-by in the canyon of the top, will it explode?
"Don't be too confident, Factory Brother."
Xing Dao added: "You never know which will come first, tomorrow or an accident."
"Go away." The factory manager was annoyed: "What if I didn't blow it up?"
"Brother Factory, if you didn't explode, I would bark like a dog right here in this live broadcast with nearly 200 million views... and even crawl like a dog!" Xing Dao vowed.
"Okay, if I explode, I will bark like a dog on the spot!" The factory director said without hesitation.
“And crawling?”
"Brother Jie is barking and crawling like a dog!"
"The bet is not fair."
"Don't worry about being an idol, get up!"
“…”
The netizens started to make a fuss.
"No, dog crawling is really hard to learn. I don't have the talent for it ."
The factory manager said to Xing in a veiled way, "How about this, if I get killed, I'll just bark like a dog and use the time to make up for it... But let me make it clear first, you are not allowed to sell me out on purpose, you are not allowed to deliberately not come to the top lane, you must gank when it's time to gank."
"No problem. I'll go if you're suppressed, Brother Factory." Xing Dao agreed immediately.
Do a good job of negotiation.
Change the ID.
Xing Dao and the factory director once again entered the game.
From the chat box where XX joined the game, we can see that the mid laner is Mars Bao from the previous game, and the AD is Shi Ye who had done a show with Xing Dao, and he brought a dedicated support with him.
And seeing that both Lee Sin and Yasuo were banned, we can judge that the opponent also has players from the previous game.
Mars Bao picked Jie in one second on the first floor, Shiye got Skateboard Shoes on the second floor, Xing Dao and Zz1tai immediately took out Scarecrow and Vampire... The support on the fifth floor took a look and simply locked on Tam.
The opponent has Riven on top, Graves in the jungle, Xerath in the middle, and EZ and Sona in the bottom lane.
Just looking at the lineup, it feels like half the battle is won.
Everyone knows.
The end of the solo AD is EZ.
In this version where EZ is not strong and may not even make it to the T1 ranks, AD players who choose EZ are most likely being tricked into losing their mindset and just picking a mediocre pick to watch their teammates perform.
Sona is even more outrageous.
After being weakened several times, the current Sona is not suitable for high-end games at all!
The player of Xerath must be Wang Jichao. This hero can’t do anything in the early stage and can only try his best to stay alive in front of Jie.
As for Riven...
Before even looking at the ID, Xing Dao had already set his sights on Riven.
Double row.
It must be mainly about helping partners.
It is impossible to distract too much attention to passers-by.
Adjust your talents, change your skin, and enter the loading interface.
The factory manager laughed immediately.
——The Riven on the opposite side plays a steady black and white style. Her summoner skill includes flash and teleport, but lacks Ignite which increases damage and reduces healing.
When laning against other heroes, Riven doesn't have Ignite, and her kill line is only a few dozen points lower.
But when facing a vampire whose Q and R skills both have health recovery effects, Riven without Ignite will have a kill line of 300 points or even more lower after level 6.
The bullets of the male gun will be blocked by any attackable unit, and his tower diving ability ranks last among jungle heroes.
How to blow up the vampire in the top lane ?
