Chapter 781: Admonition to Golden Retriever
"Come to think of it, the only thing that can make Master Ruota feel stinky is that filthy and rebellious statue?"
Whose statue is that?
I don't remember, if it wasn't my father's statue, I might have taken this opportunity to mock the ruler whose statue was stolen.
Well, he didn’t have the guts to laugh at his own one, for fear of death.
Many years later, maybe Xing Lao Er will start telling stories after drinking.
"I only heard the Rock King Emperor scolding his traitor, and the heaven and earth turned upside down, and rock spears filled the sky, submerging the incense burner under the endless earth."
"When the dust settled, all that was left was a mouth that kept opening and closing, adding to the joke."
This kind of situation must never happen to me!
Gu Sanqiu looked down at the golden retriever who was still lying on the ground: "Hey, are you awake?"
"Sanqiu, have you ever had to endure this kind of experience before when you went to see this elder?"
Kong still spoke a little slurredly: "No wonder you are so strong. This kind of training intensity is not something that everyone can bear."
Being stepped on and thrown at high speed like a stone, these two things alone are enough to train a person to have a super strong body, provided that one can endure it.
"Blood and tears, if you talk too much about it, it's just such a tragedy."
Gu Sanqiu sighed, then pulled up the golden retriever and used his mental power to stabilize the other party.
"But Lord Ruota, the dragon is still very good. You have something to do."
"I'm going to cause trouble for the Abyss Cult, and I'm going now. Master Ruota said that your sister seems to be there too."
Sora suddenly came to his senses: "Really?"
"Of course, the coordinates have been given to me. Prepare the supplies and manpower, and we can set off now."
Gu Sanqiu patted the golden retriever and said, "Oh, by the way, maybe you should be mentally prepared for this. This should be the first time you see your sister in person."
Kong nodded heavily: "Sanqiu, if she did anything harmful to Liyue..."
"kill."
Gu Sanqiu smiled easily: "I don't know what your sister wants to do, but I know that everyone has a different standpoint."
"She is a princess that the Abyss Cult holds in high esteem. I am a Liyue incense-bearer. If she does something, then we will have no choice but to turn our swords against each other."
Gu Sanqiu held onto Jinmao's shoulders and said, "I'm still waiting for you to wake up your sister and introduce her to me."
"Golden Retriever, I've always wanted to call you brother-in-law."
Gu Sanqiu said earnestly: "Think about it carefully. For everyone who protects the country, your existence is completely an unstable factor."
"No matter how good our relationship is, when it comes to issues of position, we can only use swords to talk. You should understand what I mean."
"After what I've said to you today, just don't be stupid when you go to other countries. Just let what others say go in one ear and out the other. Don't believe everything they say. Got it?"
Although I treat you as a tool, you are still my buddy and brother after all.
Yandere's remarks: You can only be my tool.
vomit--
Why isn’t Yingmei the one who went out traveling? Then I can say this with confidence.
Oh, no, judging from how much I care for him, this guy Golden Retriever is at most my younger brother like Hanhan.
Kong was a little frustrated: "Isn't there a compromise, or a way to have the best of both worlds?"
Gu Sanqiu thought about it seriously and said, "Maybe, but that is not a level we can reach right now."
"So, work hard to improve your own strength, buddy. At least don't let down the resources I provide you."
Gu Sanqiu smiled meaningfully: "If the situation I mentioned really happens in the future, you must have enough strength if you want to participate."
"Either stop her or stop me."
Paimeng looked at the scene in shock as the two people in front of her met eyes. How come she saw such an exciting scene as soon as she woke up? Are Sanqiu and Kong going to fight?
Gu Sanqiu returned to his playful and smiling appearance: "Actually, there is a third option. If you are strong enough, you can beat me and your sister up and then do what you want. Otherwise, just keep beating us."
"I was scared to death."
Paimon patted his chest and said, "Really, what weird stuff are you two talking about?"
Gu Sanqiu casually replied, "I was discussing with Jinmao how much I should give as a gift when you two get married."
"If you plan to live in Liyue permanently in the future, it won't be difficult for me to give you a large house."
“Gu Sanqiu!”
Paimon was furious: "What are you talking about, you lunatic!"
"What are you afraid of? I can make the decisions on most matters in Liyue, unless my sister and father intervene. What's more, I used Mora to make the purchase through formal procedures."
Gu Sanqiu smiled and said, "Don't worry about the house not being of legitimate origin. If that doesn't work out, I can buy you a piece of land. You two can decide what kind of house you want to build."
"Is that what I'm talking about!?"
Paimon was a little mad, and finally he just shrank behind Kong and buried his face to cover up his face which had turned into the bottom of a red oil pan.
Kong had no choice but to come out and smooth things over. At times like this, he always had a strange illusion that "I am the oldest and should take care of the children."
"Okay, okay, when do we leave?"
"Let's go to Mondstadt and find a more advanced assistant. Let's go now."
Gu Sanqiu didn't find anyone in Mondstadt, but he finally found Albedo in a corner of the snowy mountains.
"Why do you run to the snowy mountains every day when you have nothing to do?"
"Experiments here won't easily affect others. You just need to be careful about causing large-scale avalanches, just like Klee would choose to experiment with new gunpowder formulas in the wild."
I always feel like you are talking about something dangerous.
Gu Sanqiu glanced at Albedo and said, "Klee wasn't corrupted by you, was she ?"
"If you analyze it carefully, that's not the case."
The magical teacher Albedo calmly tied his hair up and simply tied it into a ponytail.
"Is there a possibility? I say it's possible, that some of Klee's actions have subtly influenced me?"
…
"That's your sister. Can you please look carefully at the person you're trying to blame?"
"This is not blaming others, this is a reasonable guess under scientific and reasonable circumstances."
However, the fact that he can use such a sentence to tell a joke is enough to prove that Albedo has changed.
fine.
Gu Sanqiu laughed out loud: "You will bear historical responsibility for speaking like this, or you can withstand a beating from Ms. Alice."
Albedo had a cold and devilish face: "Ms. Alice won't beat me, of course, on the premise that you don't tell anyone."
Gu Sanqiu raised his eyebrows provocatively: "What if I choose to tell the truth directly?"
The cold-faced demon showed signs of collapse, but it only lasted for a moment.
The expression management is perfect, but not passing.
Judging from the situation, he must have been punished by Ms. Alice in some way before.
