Chapter 78: Lao Wang Next Door
Zhang Dadao was criticizing the difference in appearance between the fat man and his father. The fat man's father was also puzzled. This was his first time attending Wang Erxiao's exchange meeting. He was about to go see his disappointing son after the meeting, but he didn't expect his son to talk to a young man with a weird hairstyle on the side of the road. Fearing that his unreliable son would learn something worse, Boss Xu hurriedly walked up.
When Mr. Xu walked in, before he could say anything, Zhang Dadao came forward, forcibly took Mr. Xu's hand with both hands and shook it vigorously, facing Mr. Xu's surprised expression, he said: "Mr. Xu, right? Oh, I can tell at a glance that you are Xu Xiaopang's father! You look like you were printed from the same mold! My son and I are so vulgar, would you like to criticize us too? No? All right, then Mr. Xu, would you like to have a divination?"
Mr. Xu was stunned by Zhang Dadao's nonsense and didn't understand what was going on. He could only struggle to get rid of Zhang Dadao's hand and subconsciously said, "Who are you?" Then, without waiting for an answer, he said to the fat man behind him, "Xu Cheng! What's going on?"
The fat boy was trembling after being yelled at by his father. He didn't have time to say anything. Zhang Dadao jumped to the fat boy, grabbed him and said, "Hey! Mr. Xu, just ask me! I am Wang Erxiao's personal consultant, and I just met your son this morning. Your son is not simple! He has a good fate and is blessed! He will never suffer in his life." In front of Xu Xiaopang's father, Zhang Dadao didn't dare to say that he had known the fat boy for a long time. Others might not know, but how could this father not know that his son had lived in the Seventh Hospital.
Mr. Xu was also stunned, thinking in his heart: "What's going on? When did the young master of the Wang family have another consultant?" Mr. Xu was also very puzzled. He came to this exchange meeting after Mr. Wang introduced him. He was not so interested in antiques. But he heard inside information that Wang Erxiao's father might have a chance to go further. He came to this exchange meeting at this time in the hope of establishing some relationship with Wang Erxiao.
After hearing Zhang Dadao's weird words, Mr. Xu hesitated for a moment, looked down at his watch, then glared at Xu Xiaopang and said, "All you do is play around all day long! I'll deal with you later!" After that, he didn't wait for Zhang Dadao to speak to persuade him to stay, and walked past Zhang Dadao and the little fat man, completely ignoring what Zhang Dadao said.
Zhang Dadao was also a little angry, and said to the little fat boy: "Your father is really a piece of shit. With this attitude, are you really the son of the neighbor Wang? By the way, your family and Wang Erxiao's family are neighbors. Wang Erxiao's father should also have the surname Wang. What the neighbor Wang said just fits in perfectly!"
Fatty Xu's face turned green, and he cursed, "Bullshit! The birthmark on my butt is exactly the same as my dad's! Besides, I'm already a few years old, and we weren't neighbors before!"
Zhang Dadao suddenly realized, "Right! You don't look much like Wang Erxiao, or you two are not his biological children. Or his father also has a birthmark on his butt. This possibility is not very high! Otherwise, this world is too vulgar. We might as well go back to the Seventh Courtyard!"
The little fat man said "huh", sat down at Zhang Dadao's table, took out his phone and started playing. If he went to fix the machine at this time, he would be late for his live broadcast in the evening, so the little fat man simply decided not to fix anything today. Zhang Dadao saw that someone else had come, and quickly sat on the chair, putting on the posture of a master.
As the time got closer to the exchange meeting, more and more people came, but not a single one stopped. The bosses who came were curious about the tables, but when they saw Zhang Dadao and the fat guy, they immediately gave up the idea of coming up to talk to them. One of the two guys was wearing coquettish ripped jeans and a dotted shirt, and the other was just a fat man lying on the table playing with his phone. From time to time, there were battle sounds from mobile games and the sound of chanting. The bosses who came and went all looked at them strangely and quickened their pace to walk past the two.
No one came for a while. Zhang Dadao was so tired of talking that no one came. He got angrier and angrier. He secretly checked the time. The exchange meeting had already started! Zhang Dadao thought that no one would come. He saw the fat boy's devoted look, and he was even more angry.
"What the hell are you playing? You're the one who's ruining my feng shui. Watch me get beaten!" Zhang Dadao kicked out and stabbed the fat guy Xu Cheng's tailbone with the tip of his foot.
With a cry of "Ah~", the little fat man jumped up and jumped to an amazing height. Even Zhang Dadao couldn't help but think: "Wow~ Isn't this the human potential that the "zombie" said? This fat man can jump so high, could it be that what that guy said is true?" Zhang Dadao couldn't help but regret whether he was too negligent with the zombies when he was in the Seventh Hospital.
The fat boy fell to the ground, tears streaming down his face. He held the phone in his hand, staggered up with one hand covering his butt, and said in tears: "What are you doing? You kicked me suddenly! It hurts so much, damn it, damn it! Are you crazy! Aren't you free of violence? You think I'm a nuisance to you? I'm leaving! You just wait, you will be caught sooner or later!" The fat boy suffered a severe blow to his vitals and didn't want to stay with Zhang Dadao anymore. He angrily picked up his game console and limped away.
Zhang Dadao didn't care. Wang Erxiao had arranged people to watch outside. If a hospital car or a police car came, he would definitely receive the message in advance and retreat. He was not afraid that the fat man would betray him.
This kick only made Zhang Dadao feel refreshed, and he felt that this little fat guy was actually quite useful. From time to time, a kick really made Zhang Dadao feel refreshed.
Zhang Dadao knew that no one would come next, and he didn't want to go back to Wang Er's villa for fear of being disliked. After thinking for a while, he walked around nearby and soon caught a frog from the bushes. He found a rope to tie the frog's legs and put the frog on the table. When the frog jumped far away, Zhang Dadao pulled it back and played this boring game.
Zhang Dadao could be so devoted to teasing a frog. Apart from children and unreliable scientists, only a psychopath like Zhang Dadao could do such a thing.
"A frog opens its mouth, has two eyes and four legs, and jumps into the water with a bang! Toads don't eat water, they only eat the unlucky!" Zhang Dadao sang a strange tune in a crooked voice. After a few lines of the song, this strange song made all other sounds around disappear. Even the drivers of the bosses who were smoking together at the edge of the parking lot far away heard a little bit and shuddered collectively. One of burly men couldn't help rubbing his arms and said to the ground beside him:
"Damn, this place is so evil. Did you hear it? What's that sound? It gives me goosebumps."
