Chapter 76 It’s terrible. Fortunately, I’m more skilled.
Chapter 76 It’s so scary. Fortunately, my superior
captain stared blankly at everything that happened. The atmosphere at the scene was almost terrifying, as if a pot of hot oil was boiling to the extreme, and a drop of it fell into it. It was detonated by water droplets, and Shu Mo was the drop of water.
He didn't even need to say anything or do anything. The young man on the high platform just sat there and naturally aroused fierce cheers from all the monsters in the audience. This high emotion was no longer enough to be filled with joy. To describe it - to a certain extent, this is even like a kind of fanaticism that is so intense that it naturally forms.
What exactly is this for?
The captain's eyes fell on Shu Mo. He could only see the deep green eyes peeking out from under the mask as they glanced at the auditorium. The monsters in the area where he saw them all became visibly excited. Hope He could take one more look at himself.
Then, Shu Mo's eyes paused imperceptibly, and then froze at a certain point. Above the auditorium, on the separated second floor, a group of people from the trial were sitting there, and in front of them, The blond man wearing a pure white robe had his legs crossed. He was holding his face with one hand and holding a dagger in the other hand. The man's face was perfect, and there seemed to be pure sunlight falling and ripples in his golden eyes. Even the air where he was seemed to be much brighter.
Gary sat there, looking at the gray-haired referee on the high platform. At that moment, the two people's eyes seemed to intersect in the air. Gary's eyes slowly blinked. The blond hair was bright, and it was such a dazzling color, but At a certain moment, it seemed to fall into the shadows, looking dark and dangerous.
His eyes fell on the gray-haired young man, from his masked face to the open lapel on Shu Mo's chest and his skin that looked increasingly white under the pure black clothes. The man's eyes slowly narrowed, and then he suddenly raised his lips and smiled.
At that moment, Shu Mo had an extremely clear understanding in his heart, that is, Gary had recognized him.
There was no need to communicate or walk in front of him. He only needed to take a look from a distance and he was already recognized by the seemingly harmless blond man sitting far away.
Shu Mo took a deep breath. Because of this move, the tight clothes on his chest squeezed out some of his skin. A smooth touch flashed past. Shu Mo covered his chest with his fingers and quietly touched his chest. In fact, he had tried to fasten the button several times before, but this time the black-haired young man was a little panicked. He had just fastened the button tightly, and the next second, without anyone touching him, Next, the button untied itself as if by magic, revealing the skin slantingly.
"..."
Gary raised his lips and smiled even better. He didn't say anything or make any move. He just smiled beautifully, but the bishop behind him who was about to ask him what to do now was suddenly stunned. , and then, the bishop, who had always been ruthless and emotionless, suddenly and inexplicably shuddered.
Shu Mo slowly changed his position, and then wrapped himself in the coat behind him, barely feeling a sense of security.
"Your Excellency Bishop," Gary suddenly said, "Do you want to ask me something?"
Unknowingly, Gary has become the leader of the trial team. Even if the bishop encounters something, Whenever Gary spoke, he would subconsciously want to hear his arrangements, but this time the green-haired woman hesitated for a long time before daring to come up and talk. The moment Gary really spoke, an extremely strong feeling suddenly appeared. The bishop felt, It seemed like...she shouldn't bother Gary at this time.
But the woman just suppressed this thought in her heart. She didn't have anything else to say, just one word, "Tou Tie".
"I see that you have been looking at the new referee on the stage." The bishop said, "Do you have any opinion on it?" The bishop said
, in fact, the people in the trial even tried to bribe the referee, don't think this is very Strangely, most contestants would choose to do this if they had the chance, but in most cases, the referees would ignore them, but they did it anyway.
If there were no accidents, no matter how useless Punia was, they would forcefully turn him into a winner. But now, this surprise occurred.
"There are only 12 judges in the Theater of the Absurd. This is the rule." The bishop said: "No pollutant will ever violate his own rules."
So, where did that guy on the stage come from?
The bishop was thinking, and Mammon next to him put away the purple needle in his hand and said, "Could he be a contestant who sneaked in, or a monster from a certain theater sneaked into the theater and became the new judge? "
Or, he is a member of the Corona Organization or the First Sect, who has become a referee in a way we can't imagine, and plans to secretly lead this selection."
Mammon stroked his hair, his guess. It is infinitely close to reality.
"Impossible." The bishop first denied this sentence. The reason why she was so ruthless was because... the people in the trial have already tried it.
"If you are an outsider, it is impossible to enter the upper levels of the Theater of the Absurd, nor to become a staff member here." The bishop said categorically. The trial court once tried to invade the upper levels, but was kicked out by the usher there. , even the participating members here cannot enter that area. If the trial court cannot do it, then it is impossible for others to do it.
"Oh? Maybe." Mamen rolled up his long hair and lost interest in talking. After all, he was just guessing.
"Gary, what do you think?" the bishop said. The current new referee is an unstable factor. How to cater to it all depends on the decision-making of a few of them.
"I see..." The blond man's voice sounded slowly, with a serious expression. Even Mammen sat upright and prepared to listen to his opinion. Then, they heard Gary say in a very strict tone: "He I like it very much."
Mammon & Bishop: "..."
Mammon hesitated, rolled his eyes, and then said: "Poor Master Arcana, he has lost another admirer."
Gary glanced at him, and the smile on Mamen's face froze for a moment, and then he sat up straight, not daring to continue joking.
"The me I used to be and the me I am now are two completely different people."
Gary said slowly, his tone did not sound like he was joking: "There is no need to connect the preferences of two people. The me now prefers to be well-behaved, An obedient companion."
Although she knew she shouldn't ask, Mammon still couldn't help but ask: "How did you tell that the new referee was well-behaved and obedient?"
They looked down and saw it! The dancer on the stage bowed to the judges and then began to dance gracefully. Its dancing posture was impeccable, and it even used 200% of its strength to dance because it wanted to show its best side in front of the judges. Dancing, but after the first dance, when it was waiting on the stage for the judges to score, the gray-haired young man suddenly sighed.
Then, everyone heard him say in an appreciative tone:
"You danced very well..."
"Thank you, thank you..." As soon as the dancer finished saying this, before she could get excited, she heard the referee say a He said in a helpless tone: "So, I want to eliminate you."
Dancer: "...?"
Shu Mo lowered his head, wrote something on the scoreboard in front of him, and then gave the dancer in front of him a score. Low score.
Everyone was shocked by this scene. The nearby referee looked at this scene, and the masks on his face slowly turned into "?".
Dancer: "Why? Did I do something wrong?"
"You put on a pair of shoes that don't belong to you, and that's why you stuffed your body into human skin and became like this, right?" The referee spoke slowly, Dancer The hunter subconsciously took a step back and looked up at his already wrinkled skin. The skin all over its body was cracked due to this reason, and a large gap had actually been torn open on its back.
"After you dance this dance, if you want to continue wearing these shoes, you will have to pay more. So how can you become a perfect queen like this?" The referee looked a little sad: " Does this position really require you to pay such a heavy price? How can I bear to watch you go astray?"
Dancer: "But, but, I want to dance for you..."
Shu Mo was silent for a moment. , then, he heard the monster in front of him lowered his head and said: "I want you to see my best side..."
"Then I can't watch you being swallowed by bad luck," Shu Mo spread his hands and said: "Good boy, you dance very well." He stepped off the stage, reached out and touched the dancer's head. The dancer looked happy and excited, so excited that his skin almost burst.
"I like the referee so much!" The dancer suddenly stretched out her hand and held his wrist. Her body split open uncontrollably, revealing the ferocious fangs and sharp teeth underneath, and her ferocious eyes popped out. Staring closely at the person in front of him: "I don't want to be a queen, please marry me!!!"
"Security!" The audience exclaimed: "Someone attacked the referee!!"
Amidst the chaos, there was already The monster, which had completely revealed its original shape and almost blasted through the ceiling during the fight, was dragged out forcefully: "I won't leave, let me go!"
Shu Mo's torn clothes slowly returned to their original shape in the next second. He walked back to his original position, and then, in the silence of the other referees, they slowly raised the scoreboard in their hands, revealing the big words on it: it was all 0 points.
[The Theater of the Absurd reminds all contestants:
A new rule has been added:
those who attack the referee or disrupt the order will be disqualified and thrown out of the Theater of the Absurd. 】
A group of people in the trial looked at the scene that happened in front of them with some confusion. After a moment, the bishop fell into deep thought. After she glanced at Gary and then at Shu Mo, the face of the woman who had always been as dull as a sculpture also changed. There was a hint of doubt:
"Is this...your taste?"
Gary held his chin and continued: "Isn't this very interesting?"
The bishop thought thoughtfully, and after a moment, she nodded: " It's really interesting."
Her words caused Gary to slowly lower his hand and look at her with his golden eyes. The bishop looked back in confusion. The woman looked confused, and then she seemed to have thought of something and said: "If you really like it, we can also tie it back to the trial center and keep it for your entertainment."
"If it is too mischievous, you can break its limbs and take it back and lock it up."
Hers In a matter-of-fact tone, Gary said: "Why, are you also interested in him?"
The bishop replied: "How is that possible? I prefer women."
By now, the attributes of the people in the trial have been completely revealed. , either gay or lesbian.
Gary glanced at her, then slowly turned his face and said softly: "I don't like too rough behavior. After all, caring for your partner is very important."
The bishop looked at him with no emotion in his eyes . , after she glanced at him steadily, she turned her face away. At that moment, a dark color flashed across the eyes of both of them. The bishop's character was not unique in the trial court. It can be seen that the character of this place No matter how deformed people are, Gary is at ease here and has become a hidden leader in the beast's lair.
"Priest Gary." The bishop's voice came: "No matter what you want to do, I hope you know that the order of the trial is the most important dogma."
Faced with her warning, the man just asked casually. He looked at his face and said without looking back: "I don't need you to remind me."
Shu Mo on the high platform suddenly couldn't help sneezing.
There was a slight chill on his back, as if someone was speaking ill of him behind his back. As soon as the gray-haired young man thought this, the captain's voice came from the earphones: "Shu Mo, I'm going to play, what should I do?" Do it?"
The captain's body stiffened, and he couldn't help but be afraid. The main reason was that the next competition he was going to participate in was a stage for "singers". All singers needed to show off their singing voices and impress the people suspended above them with their singing. "Elf of Song", if the singing voice is too hoarse and unpleasant, or if there is a slight mistake, then the elf of song will strangle the contestant instantly.
The captain is tone deaf and has a hoarse voice. The only song he can sing is Little Star, which his father once sang to him when he was a child. Even though his father tried his best, the captain could still turn this simple song into a duck meeting.
Thinking of this, the captain raised his face and glanced at the "Elf of Song" above. Very good, if he can hold on under that thing for three seconds, then he can apply to become the new "Seven Sins".
"Leave it to me."
Shu Mo thought for a while, then suddenly knocked on the table. The gray-haired young man wrote a sentence on the paper and handed it to the staff. After one look, the staff printed it. Twelve copies were handed to other judges.
"After rounds of selection, everyone is a little tired of it, right?"
Shu Mo folded his hands and said in a calm voice: "Why don't you take a look at my proposal?"
"Let the contestants draw lots to determine their luck, and then the winner will directly Entering the next round, other contestants will continue to select." The referee looked at the things in his hands and said in a loud voice: "The selection of singers and dancers is based on the rules of the Grand Theater."
"No one can change the rules. The judges' voices were like one person speaking. Faced with such a posture, Shu Mo remained unmoved: "The selection of dancers and singers can certainly produce the best and most perfect winner, but luck is what the winner should have." "Part of it."
The referees raised their faces and looked at him. If it wasn't Shu Mo who made this suggestion, then he would have been torn apart by them. No, if it wasn't Shu Mo, then no one else is qualified to make an opinion. Shu Mo Looking at them, he continued: "Don't you feel tired? In a different way, the winner will advance to the next game, while the loser will stay and continue the selection."
"What do you want to do?"
Shu Mo spread his hands and his voice came out from under the mask: "I just want to bring some new fun and new links to the audience. If you don't believe it, the audience will definitely be tired of this selection. Come on."
He leaned forward, suddenly stretched out his hand, and tapped the broadcast in front of him: "Viewers, I want to announce a message to you now."
"You must have felt this during this selection. If you are a little tired, why not take an intermission and use a new selection to select a lucky person to advance?
"Greed for luck is also a kind of greed."
The voice of the gray-haired young man echoed in the huge theater. The audience looked at each other in surprise. It was the first time for them to receive this kind of broadcast, and now they couldn't help but become interested. After all, as long as it is interesting, what kind of performance is not a performance?
But the host of the theater did not agree with this because it was breaking the rules of the theater.
In the darkness, a tall singer slowly walked out, with ferocious bone spurs growing on its spine. Whenever it spoke, the strings in its chest would vibrate: "Who is it? What is it?" Man, dare to break the rules of the theater. "
"I will tear him apart..." Halfway through his words, the singer suddenly raised his head and glanced at the speaker. The next second, his voice became lower and lower. Suddenly it began to become softer, and the clown next to it jumped left and right and walked over, and the monster beside it heard hesitantly said: "I, I don't want to agree, but Fool, do you think that this new The referee seems...very kind?"
His voice was so nice, and what he said seemed to make sense. The funny smile on the Jester's face paused, and then nodded thoughtfully. Then, they suddenly realized a brand new question: Why did a new referee appear in the Theater of the Absurd?
This is simply cheating.
The captain thought, as he watched the scene happening in front of him, all the audience present half-heartedly agreed to Shu Mo's proposal. The biggest reason for being so happy was Shu Mo himself. The captain stood with this batch of contestants, preparing to draw lots from the disc in front of him. Of course, even such a seemingly harmless roulette wheel has its dangers. The death game in the Theater of the Absurd has always been like this. As soon as the competition begins, long knives will fly out from the disk in front of them. These swords flying in the sky will pierce the bodies of the contestants, like a grand blood dance.
In this situation, Punia happened to be separated from the captain. His eyes fell on the captain and suddenly said: "Are you... the mercenary of the Life Factory?"
The captain raised his face and looked at him. After one glance, the blond young man continued: "Why do you come to participate in the selection of the queen? Do you also want to become the queen of Xibus?"
Captain: "..."
Captain: "This is not something you should ask."
Faced with Punia's smile froze for a moment due to the captain's indifference, and then she continued in a soft tone: "I have heard that your father's files have appeared in the trial court. If you are willing to assist me, then maybe I can Help you."
The captain's dark eyes were raised, with no expression on his face. Shu Mo's voice came to his ear: "The second one on your right."
"Captain, don't let me down."
The captain's eyes fell on the long knife, and Punia also glanced at it subconsciously. The next second, the roulette wheel in front of them suddenly made a clicking sound. The blond young man's face froze, and then he subconsciously took a step back. The entire inside of the roulette wheel seemed to burst open, and countless long knives splashed out with blood and water. It even cut the bodies of several contestants, but they were not afraid. Instead, they laughed and fought for the long knife in front of them. They even enjoyed this hunting-like feeling.
The monsters in the audience watched with great interest. Punia's body was dodging in all directions, being manipulated by the bishop to avoid the attack of the blade beside him, but there were still a few bloody holes on his skin. He frowned in pain. He had never encountered such an embarrassing situation. In front of him, the captain rushed over chasing a blade. He and Punia were very close. The man leaned down like a lone wolf and was about to hold it. With the long knife in front of her, Punia said:
"Give it to me!"
The blond young man was in a panic. He couldn't stand it anymore: "Don't you want to save your father? I will help you."
He stretched out his hand . She wanted to grab the blade in front of her, but just as the bishop wanted to manipulate him to take one away, the blond young man retracted his hand in pain. The bishop watched this scene helplessly, and even she felt angry for a moment. Want to kill someone. In front of him, the captain stretched out his hand and held the long knife. The blond young man looked at him eagerly. Just as he was about to reach out and take it, the captain swung the knife without raising his head. The next second, the blond young man looked at him in embarrassment. He took a step back, endured the pain at that moment, and also grabbed the long knife beside him.
Punia looked at the captain in front of him. He lowered his head, guessing that he should have grasped the long knife that symbolized the lucky man. However, there was no mark on the blade in his hand, and the captain slowly let go in front of him. In the man's hand, which was cut open and bloody, he held a golden knife.
Punia looked at this scene and was almost so angry that he vomited blood. If the captain had given up to him at that time, he would have won directly.
"Goodbye." The man said, and his figure disappeared, leaving only the monster on the stage who was still laughing wildly while his body was being cut. The audience watched with relish, and even laughed non-stop, all of which Everyone enjoyed watching it, and for the first time the judges didn’t have to give points, they just had to enjoy it.
As soon as the captain stepped off the stage, Shu Mo's voice came out. Just now on the stage, he couldn't hear what happened on the captain's side: "Are you okay?" The
gray-haired young man paused and then said: "Why did he want to "Against you? Did you have a conflict?"
"No." The captain said, "He's just a self-righteous guy."
"Huh?" Shu Mo was a little suspicious, but in his opinion, he didn't even think about it. Comparing him with Punia is almost a waste of time and an insult to Shu Mo.
"It's good that you're fine." Shu Mo said, and this time the lucky selection came to an end. The captain advanced to the next round, while the remaining contestants who still had the ability to move and breathe continued to sing. selection of candidates.
This is actually a knockout round for physical fitness. Everyone feels that this is good from the bottom of their hearts. After all, how can someone who is not strong be qualified to become the new queen.
Punia walked off the stage in embarrassment, his breath was weak, and his heart was full of anger, anger at his own situation. He shouldn't and couldn't be like this. He should have stood on the stage and been admired by everyone while naturally becoming a queen.
If the holy object is still there, then those monsters will become his followers, instead of just coming to protect him when he is in crisis of life and death, even reluctantly.
In fact, in the selection just now, many monsters chose to protect him. Even they themselves didn't know why. It seemed that the other person had an aura that made people approach him, but that aura was getting weaker day by day. , Punia gritted her teeth, knowing that if she continued like this, she would become an outcast.
There was a fierce look in his eyes, and the next second, the blond young man stretched out his hand, took out a small bottle from his necklace, and poured out some white powder. He had never told anyone else that in the past When a sacred object purifies or eliminates pollutants, some dust will accumulate on the sacred object.
Punia has been collecting these things. He never understood the effects of these dusts until he accidentally ingested them one day. Then the young man suddenly discovered that those vicious pollutants suddenly began to treat him badly. Be gentle.
The people in the trial think that Punia has not been torn apart by monsters yet because of his blood. In fact, that is only a small part of the reason.
The blond young man swallowed it in the deserted backstage. This was his last reserve. The next second, his eyes glowed a little white. The light made the contestants around him look at him subconsciously. The blond young man sat down. Smiling gently among them, he whispered: "Can you protect me?"
The singer's campaign was about to begin, but Shu Mo on the high platform suddenly noticed something very wrong, like... just It seemed like something very strange had appeared.
That touch that made him feel a little uncomfortable appeared, and the gray-haired young man's brows frowned under the mask. He looked at the referees beside him, and suddenly realized that their situation didn't look right either.
Then, a young man with blond hair slowly walked out from the backstage. He was wearing very exquisite clothes, and his face looked slightly changed. Shu Mo's eyes fell on him. Not only that, the eyes of everyone around him also fell on him. on him.
The other person looked very attractive, with a slight sense of holiness about him. Then, under everyone's gaze, the blond young man began to sing.
The beautiful, heavenly voice sounded, making everyone fascinated. Faintly, some people even couldn't help but poke their heads out and stare at the young man on the stage. At that moment, he became the center of the world, so comfortable. As Mo listened, he also felt that he sang really well.
Shu Mo rubbed his chin and thought, one thing is for sure, he really can't compare to Punia. After all, with his singing voice that he only dares to show off when taking a shower, if he really goes on stage for selection, I'm afraid he will be directly beaten by the song elf. Split.
Shu Mo is very self-aware about this. Looking at the song elf above, he was almost moved to tears by such a heavenly singing voice as he listened.
At this time, Punia was simply attacking the other contestants around him. While his singing voice was beautiful, the faint sense of holiness exuding from his body was even more moving. But Shu Mo listened, But suddenly he felt his brows furrow, as if, as if...
the people on the stage below were exuding a faint smell of decay, as if... they were about to completely rot.
The more he sang, the stronger the smell became, but in the eyes of others, Punia only had a clean fragrance, and even he could only smell that fragrance.
Shu Mo couldn't help but sneeze.
Punia's singing is indeed good, but did he eat stinky tofu mixed with garlic? Otherwise, how could it smell like this?
Shu Mo hit him again, he couldn't stand it anymore. Looking at the referees around them, their eyes have been completely attracted to Punia, and they even want to praise her as a queen.
"It's... it's the sound of nature." The host's excited voice came: "Ah, such a beautiful and sweet taste, it is really mouth-watering."
Shu Mo: "..."
"High scores, must be high scores, No, I just want him to become the final winner directly!"
Shu Mo looked at Punia below, with a confident smile on his face. Shu Mo touched his chin and thought, what a strong enemy.
It's so terrible that no one dares to ignore it. If he were a contestant, he would definitely be crushed by Punia until nothing is left.
——Fortunately, he is the referee.
"Now, let's invite our referees to score the contestants in the audience!"
the host's excited voice came. As each referee lowered his head to write, the face of the blond young man also showed an expression of determination to win. It was ridiculous and huge. There is one rule in the theater: as long as it is unanimously approved by all the judges, then he will directly become the winner.
This is what he deserves too. Punia thinks, he will become queen.
One by one, the referees raised the scoreboards in their hands:
"10 points! 10 points! 10 points!"
the host's excited voice sounded, and the whole theater seemed to be boiling over it. Punia's eyes swept over the judges, and Seeing that they seemed to be staring at him, the young man became a little excited. With the 10-point comments one after another, he even felt like he was drifting away, as if... he was about to faint at any time.
The young man's eyes were startled, and then he felt a sudden noisy voice in his head, as if countless people were asking him for help. He was forced by this pain to cover his head and scream. Punia couldn't bear this torture at all. He didn't even understand why this kind of sound would appear in his head every time after eating this thing.
He didn't want to hear it, and he didn't want to care. How could anyone endure this kind of torture? This is also the reason why Punia is unwilling to do this unless he is in desperate situation. He is almost driven crazy by this kind of torture.
It doesn't matter, as long as he can win...
The blond young man thought, when it came to the last referee, everyone was waiting for the gray-haired nobleman's score. Under the gaze of the audience, the gray-haired young man slowly raised the score board in his hand, The host watched this scene excitedly. As soon as it said the number in an enthusiastic voice, the expression on its face suddenly stopped.
"0 points! Let us congratulate this contestant...?"
"...What?"
Shu Mo raised the scoreboard in his hand and said,
"You sang very well."
The gray-haired young man paused and then said :
"But, I'm going to give you 0 points."