Chapter 7 This...
At the beginning, Shen Lang thought that his parents had tricked him into studying in this academy, and to learn martial arts!
However, he did not expect that his parents had not lied to him and that this college really was a place for studying cultural courses.
The content of the cultural courses is also very simple, just need to have a general understanding of the Four Books and Five Classics, history and etiquette.
There were no so-called examinations. Most of the time, everyone sat together reciting poems, drinking wine and tea, or went to the back mountain to pick wild fruits and hunt.
This is a fucking college, you can just come here for vacation!
Moreover, every student here is either rich or noble. He knows Chen Buyong, the eldest son of a silk shop in Baiyun City, a wealthy man. Mingyue is the jewel in the crown of the owner of Tonghe Money House, so it goes without saying how rich she is.
As for Qingsi, she is the niece of the Lord of Baiyun City. There is no need to elaborate on how powerful her background is. As for the others, Shen Lang is not very familiar with them, but judging from their appearance, clothing, conversation and temperament, they are not ordinary people.
Yixiangyuan, superior guest rooms.
"You didn't want to reveal the secret in class, but now we're all alone, why don't you tell us?" Chen Buyong picked up the wine jug and filled Shen Lang's glass.
"That's right, tell me about it!" Mingyue, who was sitting next to them, spoke while supporting her chin.
"Here, don't treat me as a teacher. I'm as curious as both of them!" Qingsi took a sip of sake and spoke.
Shen Lang looked at the three top-notch people, drank the wine in the glass, then stretched out his right hand and reached into his left sleeve, took out an inky black AK47, and placed it on the table: "This is the secret to cheating the test stone tablet!"
Three people, six pairs of eyes stared at the AK47 that looked like a fire stick for a long time. Chen Buyong was the first to speak: "What is this fire stick? Can it fool the test monument?"
"This isn't a fire stick, it's called an AK47!" Shen Lang said, "It's a kind of... a kind of... um, something similar to a sword!"
"Oh?" Several people said "oh", but still didn't understand.
"You may not understand what I'm saying!" Shen Lang took the AK47 in his hand: "Well, if there's any place, I'll do an experiment for you and you'll understand!"
"Okay, okay!" Chen Buyong became interested and took a few people out of Yixiangyuan and went to the backyard of Chen Buyong's house.
"Let's experiment here, I guarantee no one else will know!" Chen Buyong patted his chest and said.
Shen Lang glanced at the courtyard and nodded: "Okay, just find something!"
"I have a good thing!" Chen Buyong said mysteriously, and then ran out of the yard. Not long after, four servants brought over a stone, which was more than one person tall and as thick as a man's arms, and placed it in the center of the yard.
"Test the stone tablet?" Qingsi was a little surprised.
"Haha, not bad!" Chen Buyong was a little proud: "I spent a lot of money and used a lot of backdoors to get this from the Martial Arts Academy!"
"Great!" Mingyue gave a thumbs up.
"Show it to me, Brother Lang!" Chen Buyong made a gesture of invitation.
"OK!" Shen Lang boasted in English. Of course, the three of them didn't understand. He waved his hand and asked them to take a few steps back and cover their ears.
Ready, aim, shoot.
With a loud bang, the bullet turned into a meteor and hit the test stone tablet.
"Fifth-rate master!"
The test stele instantly displayed the test results.
"Oh my god, he's really a fifth-rate master!"
"Is this fire stick so powerful?"
The three people exclaimed, their mouths wide open in surprise.
In a world that relies on martial arts and fighting spirit, suddenly there appears such a thing that allows people without any martial arts and fighting spirit to become fifth-rate masters by holding it!
It completely overturned their cognition. Three people immediately surrounded him, and six pairs of eyes stared at the AK47 in Shen Lang's hand. "Shua shua" light flashed.
"Brother Lang, no matter how much is it, I'll buy it!" Chen Buyong spoke directly.
"How can you be richer than me?" Mingyue wrinkled her nose and said, "Whatever he pays, I'll pay double!"
"What's the point of money? As long as you don't become the city lord, I can give you any official position you want!" Qingsi rolled up her sleeves and spoke, which was completely different from her usual dignified and elegant appearance.
"I say that there is no point in becoming a warrior under your conditions. What do you want this thing for?" Shen Lang said as he looked at the three people in front of him who were about to be possessed.
"It is precisely because I am not a warrior that I want to become a warrior!" Chen Buyong said.
"Yes, you can become a fifth-rate master without practicing!" Mingyue nodded.
"Isn't this amazing!" Qingsi blinked.
When Shen Lang heard this, the corner of his mouth twitched.
When I see them, I see myself!
But, just one of you is enough, it won’t be fun if there are more!
Shen Lang stuffed the AK47 back into his sleeve, put his hands behind his back and said, "I only have one, and I sold it to you. What should I do?"
"You'll be rich now!"
"I'm not short of money. My parents run an inn!"
"You can be an official!"
"I can be the owner of an inn!"
"Then...then...I can be your girlfriend!" Mingyue said anxiously.
"Putting aside the teacher-student relationship, I can do it too. I don't mind having a teacher-student relationship!" Qingsi also spoke quickly.
"What's so good about women? True love only exists between men!" Chen Buyong howled anxiously.
The actions of these three people made Shen Lang's scalp numb: "Get lost, I like women!" He kicked Chen Buyong away.
"You two!" Shen Lang stroked his chin and stared at the beauty in front of him.
"What? You want them all!" Mingyue puffed her cheeks.
"Oh, no?"
"This won't work!" Qingsi glanced at Mingyue.
"Oh, forget it!" Shen Lang said, turning around and leaving.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Mingyue saw Shen Lang was about to leave and said, "I'm fine, you can ask Sister Qingsi!" As she said that, she hugged her shoulders, her pretty face slightly blushing.
Shen Lang stopped and looked back at Qingsi: "What do you mean?"
"I...I...I haven't tried it!" Qingsi's face was also red.
"It's okay, it's okay, give it a try!" Shen Lang smiled shamelessly, walked to Qingsi and hugged Qingsi's shoulders, then hugged Mingyue's shoulders: "Does this feel good?"
The two men looked at each other and then at Shen Lang.
"It seems like you are enjoying it!"
"Ha ha!"
Shen Lang shook his head and smiled, then walked to Chen Buyong's side: "What are you going to do?"
"Me?" Chen Buyong was stunned, and immediately hugged Shen Lang's thigh: "I am your little brother. If you ask me to go east, I will not go west. If you ask me to kill chickens, I will definitely not kill ducks!"
"Let go, let go!" Shen Lang desperately pried Chen Buyong's hands apart, looked at the three people and said, " I actually have a lot of this stuff, but I'll give one to each of you!"
"Really, big brother?"
"You didn't lie to me, husband!"
"I mean it, husband!"
