Chapter 69: Plug the Exhaust Pipe
The people in the dormitory didn't care about Luo Yifei's reaction. After hearing Zhao Chunlei's words, they all started to speculate with great interest as if they were injected with chicken blood.
"It can't really be about breasts, right?"
"I think so. The beautiful officer punished him to grab two large bowls. It wouldn't be for no reason. There must be a reason behind it."
"But what is the connection between big bowls and breasts?"
"Stupid, your Chinese language is taught by a physical education teacher, right? You haven't even heard of the classic expression 'upside down breasts', right?"
"Yes, the mule must have said that, so he was punished by the beautiful officer."
Everyone talked one after another, and through some clues, they actually guessed the truth of the matter. No matter whether Luo Yifei admitted it or not, they all believed it to be the case. They also teased Luo Yifei about it, which made him frown. He scolded everyone and moved his stool to hide in the corner.
His anger did not calm everyone down, but instead caused everyone to laugh. Yuan Guoqing joked, "Mule, don't be so stern. It's just a punishment. What's the big deal? Come on, speak out your unhappiness and make everyone happy!"
When Luo Yifei was getting annoyed, Xu Yan walked into the dormitory and saw everyone smiling and surrounding Luo Yifei. He asked curiously, "It's so lively, what are you talking about?"
"Let Mule talk about his unhappy things so that we can all be happy." Yuan Guoqing explained, and then called Xu Yan to join in.
If it were any other time, Xu Yan would have joined in without hesitation, but things were different now. There was no sign of success in finding Zhong Ming to take action, and he was still counting on Luo Yifei to show some mercy. It was too late to please him now, and of course he couldn't just join in the fun. Not only could he not join in the fun, he also had to help Luo Yifei.
Dan Jian raised his eyebrows and shouted, "That's enough. How can you be so mean? How can you build your own happiness on the pain of others? Brother Fei has been punished like this, and you are still making trouble here. Do you have any humanity at all?"
quiet!
The dormitory suddenly became silent, with only Xu Yan's righteous voice echoing in the air.
Yuan Guoqing, Zhao Chunlei and the others stared at Xu Yan with their eyes wide open, in disbelief. They were filled with doubt and confusion. Was this person really Xu Yan? When faced with such a situation, wasn't he always the most active? Why was he acting so out of character now?
What was even more unbelievable was yet to come. After stopping everyone, Xu Yan parted the crowd and came to Luo Yifei, angrily saying, "These people are so ignorant. How can they be so mean? How can they treat their comrades like this? It's too much!"
Xu Yan scolded him a few times at first, then his expression changed and he flattered him, "Brother Fei, you've been punished for the whole afternoon, your muscles must be sore, how about I massage your shoulders to stretch your muscles?"
Looking at Xu Yan's flattering expression, everyone was stunned and their jaws almost dropped to the ground. Is this still the shameless and despicable Xu Yan? It was too subversive to everyone's cognition and too much of a test of everyone's acceptance.
Xu Yan glanced at everyone, ignoring everyone's complicated thoughts and not caring whether Luo Yifei agreed or not. He went straight to him and gently massaged his shoulders.
After doing this for a while, Xu Yan smiled and said, "Brother Fei, I have thought of a way to deal with Zhong Ming, and I am looking for a suitable opportunity. Do you think you can give me two days?"
After hearing Xu Yan's words, everyone suddenly realized what had happened. They looked at each other and started whispering.
"I was wondering why he changed his personality. Turns out he had other intentions."
"I knew this guy wasn't so kind, and I guessed it right!"
Everyone was talking and couldn't help but look at Luo Yifei, waiting for his answer, but they saw him relaxing, enjoying Xu Yan's massage, squinting his eyes and said, "You can give me some time, didn't I say before, there's no rush!"
"So, have you agreed to help with Danian's training these days?" Xu Yan asked carefully.
"Wait until you can help me get my revenge!" Luo Yifei said perfunctorily, shaking his body, and admonished: "Lean your shoulders down a little, and use a little more strength."
Xu Yan wanted to curse, but he didn't show it on the surface. He did as Luo Yifei said and discussed, "Brother Fei, I will definitely find a place to fight, but we really can't delay Danian. The recruit period is almost over. We have spent so much effort on him. We can't let him down at the most critical moment. You can't bear to see our success ruined, right?"
"I really can't bear it." Luo Yifei hummed comfortably. Just when Xu Yan thought there was a way, he changed the subject and said, "But, there's nothing I can do. I've already made my promise. A real man's word is as good as gold. Once you spit, it's as good as water. You can't go back on your word even if you haven't said anything, so..."
Seeing that Luo Yifei was unmoved, Xu Yan also became annoyed. He paused, straightened his bent body instantly, and said angrily: "Luo Yifei, don't go too far!"
"I just went too far, you bite me." Luo Yifei did not show any weakness, and retorted: "Humph, you think you can get rid of me by pinching my shoulder, I tell you it's impossible, if you don't help me get back the face, I won't be fooled by you no matter how much you say."
Seeing that Luo Yifei was determined and that negotiation was not feasible, Xu Yan slammed the door and left angrily.
"Luo Yifei, just wait for me. After this incident, I'll show you how I'm going to deal with you!" Xu Yan walked on the road, his expression changing from gloomy to bright. He cursed viciously a few times, and soon sighed. He couldn't help thinking in his heart: Why not just find Zhong Ming and let her give him a beating in exchange for Luo Yifei's compromise.
Just as Xu Yan was frowning in thought, a car sped past him, exhaust fumes spurting out from the exhaust pipe, blowing up the dust on the ground.
Xu Yan looked up, his eyes were frozen. After a moment, his eyes lit up and he slapped his forehead and said, "Why am I so stupid? I promised Mule to help him find a place, but who said that we must target that evil woman herself? It would be fine to target her car. She is very powerful and difficult to deal with, but she can't be difficult to deal with even her car!"
After mumbling a few words, Xu Yan quickly thought of a solution and ran to the front of the office building. He immediately saw Zhong Ming's jeep. He looked around and saw that no one was passing by. Xu Yan walked towards the office building as if nothing had happened. When he passed Zhong Ming's car, he suddenly jumped out and squatted behind the back of Zhong Ming's car. He glanced around and grabbed a handful of soil from the flower bed next to him and stuffed it into the exhaust pipe of the car.
Xu Yan used both hands to stuff soil into the exhaust pipe with one hand, and with the other hand, holding a flower branch he found in the flower bed, he kept poking it in to press the soil firmly. In just a few moments, the exhaust pipe was filled to the brim.
Xu Yan took a look at his masterpiece, patted the dirt off his palms, and seeing that no one around was paying attention, he stood up slowly and left leisurely.
When the task is done, he leaves without a word, hiding his achievements and fame. The ancient knights were no more than this!