Chapter 67 Lord of Luoya
The palace of the master of Luoya's Nest has a gorgeous and magnificent beauty.
The slender and beautiful pillars emitted a faint light from the inside, quietly supporting the solemn hall. On the ceiling, a detailed radiating pattern of the Blessed Thorn Fungus was carved.
Dozens of giant, glowing carved light balls are suspended in the air, with fluorescent fungi cultivated inside. Giant paintings depicting the heroic epics of the Xilin people hang on the walls, and decorative fungi meander across the walls to outline elegant patterns.
The Lord of Loya sits on its throne.
It is more burly than the average Xilin man, wearing a gorgeous cloak embroidered with gold thread and a silver mask with a pair of bulging sapphire eyes on it. It wears a red crown with long horns on its head. Like any ruler of intelligent creatures, its every move is filled with supreme majesty.
It first stared at Mr. Cat, then looked at Xiao Xiaozhen for a while. It said, "You two outsiders on the earth, you must have seen a lot on your way here."
Xiao Xiaozhen said: "Well, actually I do know a little bit about it."
"Need me to repeat what that chicken did?"
Xiao Xiaozhen said: "I never thought that chickens could be so unfriendly."
"Unfriendly?" Lord Luoya sneered, "You think it's just unfriendly?"
"After all, it was attacked by you first."
"That was not an attack, but a warning to the illegal intruders." The Lord of Loya raised his voice slightly, raised his hand, and a three-dimensional screen was projected in the air. The atrocities of the chicken-shaped Godzilla were once again staged in the hall through the image.
Screams and the rumbling of buildings breaking down came one after another, and the roar of chickens echoed in the smoke and flames. It looked like an inhumane doomsday scene no matter how you looked at it.
"My people and I have never suffered such a great humiliation." Lord Luoya said in a deep voice.
"Excuse me, where is the chicken, the abominable , now?"
"My guards have captured it, and sixteen elite warriors have been injured. It is now fixed in a static force field, and thirty of the strongest members of the Loya Elite Guard are guarding it. I have sentenced it to death. Tonight its blood will be drained, its feathers will be plucked as decorations for the square, and its meat will be used to cultivate basic Blessing Thorn fungi."
"It sounds really satisfying." Xiao Xiaozhen said, "But your envoy told me that there seems to be other solutions."
"Of course. That is to compensate me for all my losses." Lord Luoya stared at Xiao Xiaozhen, "But my envoy said that you are obviously unwilling to bear it."
Xiao Xiaozhen replied: "Being unwilling to bear and being unable to bear are two completely different concepts. Also, I want to point out another point. It was you who first seized our exploration aircraft."
"You mean those nasty buzzing things that come into the country illegally?"
"You could call it a stray."
"Our seizure is in full compliance with galactic law," it said. "I don't care where you come from. If you are dissatisfied with the handling of the seized illegal intrusion items, you can file a complaint with the Itami Government Office. By the way, the ticket from this planet to Itami is 80,000 credit points, and the journey takes 132 astronomical years. If you agree to jump to Wap, it only takes 2 and a half astronomical years, but the ticket is 350,000 credit points. It usually takes 1-2 years to file a complaint with the Government Office and have it accepted. The cost of hiring a lawyer is 6,000 credit points. If you lose the case, you will not only have to bear the litigation costs, but also all the court appearance expenses of our representatives."
“…”
Mr. Cat spoke up: "So, respected Lord Luoya, how do you think we should deal with this matter?"
"My advice is, show up to watch that chicken's execution."
Mr. Cat wagged his tail and said softly, "I think there should be other ways."
"Then compensate for all the losses."
"Killing the chicken is just taking its life," said Mr. Cat. "You have seen what the chicken did. So I think you can actually consider it from other aspects..."
The eyes on the silver mask of the Lord of Loya stared at them, and then it said: "That chicken, is it your servant?"
“You can understand it that way.”
"…You are implying that you are very capable."
"You could say that."
The Lord of Luoya turned his head slightly, thought for a moment, and then said: "Then I can propose another solution."
Xiao Xiaozhen said eagerly, "Please speak, please speak."
"I need something. Please bring it to me." It said, "The chicken will be forgiven, and I can consider writing off your debt."
"And my Mosquito Flyer!!"
"Those illegally imported items can also be returned to you. As long as you can bring me what I want." It added, " I don't mind what means you use. All I want is the result."
Xiao Zhen asked sensitively: "What if that thing is a contraband that violates the laws of the galaxy?"
"It doesn't matter if you don't want to do it, it's just a dead chicken anyway."
Xiao Xiaozhen asked Mr. Cat with his consciousness: (What do you think of letting Captain Madara die here?)
Mr. Cat: (Although I really want to see how they cut the throat and bleed a chicken, it is hard to say whether Captain Madara will be discovered by them after the chicken host dies. The relationship between the Xilin people and the Eye of Supervision is very close, and it is not a good thing for them to know that Captain Madara is a Heart Eater.)
(Okay, I get it. At least this pretentious big shot promised to return the probe to us.)
"You can consider it carefully and get something for me, or attend the execution ceremony of this chicken." There seemed to be a smile on the silver mask of Lord Luoya.
Xiao Xiaozhen asked: "Then, may I ask the respected Lord Luoya, what is it that you want?"
Several beams of light were projected into the hall, and a map appeared in front of Xiao Xiaozhen and Mr. Cat. The city scenery appeared on it. Xiao Xiaozhen saw the city blocks and familiar buildings, and then the picture stopped at a place. Xiaozhen was very familiar with this place because it was his school, the Fourth Middle School. He stayed in this school 5 days a week.
"It's here." Lord Luoya said, "There is a school for underage sapiens on earth, and its name is Xuanhai Fourth Middle School."
"What do you want from this school?" Xiao Zhen thought to herself, if you say anything that wants to hurt my classmates, I will jump up and blow your head off.
"Hair," it said.
"What?"
"To be exact, I want the hair of every Homo sapiens male in this school."
Xiao Xiaozhen was stunned for a few seconds, then he asked: "I'm sorry, there's something wrong with my hearing system, can you repeat it again?"
"All the hair of the men in this school, both adults and minors."
"Are you trying to make them all bald? That's impossible!"
Lord Loya said, "Of course you can refuse. I am considering putting the chicken's bones together into a skeleton and setting it up on the Road of Honor after the execution. My people will listen to its wails before death and record them as music to pass on. As for your illegal buzzing objects, I plan to have the craftsmen dismantle them and recycle the materials."
"Why a man?" Xiao Xiaozhen shouted, "Can you let the student go?"
"I want all the male students' hair."
"Why? It's obviously the girls' hair that's longer!"
"I have no use for women's hair. I repeat, I want all the Homo sapiens male hair in this school."
"That's not scientific. I need a reason why I only want men's hair and not women's hair."
Lord Luoya thought for a moment and said, "According to the words of the Homo sapiens on this planet, I am a gentleman."
“…That’s not a reason at all!”
It said: "For my own personal preference."
Xiao Xiaozhen took a breath and said, "Dear Duke Gil, do you really want to make these poor men bald? There must be a reasonable explanation."
The sapphire eyes of the Lord of Loya stared at him, and then he said: "My envoy told me that your master is a student of this middle school."
Xiao Xiaozhen claimed to be Xiaozhen's representative, and there was nothing wrong with saying that Xiaozhen was Xiaoxiaozhen's master. Now both Xiao Xiaozhen and Xiaozhen were very troubled. Although shaving the hair did not cause any personal harm to the host, Xiao Xiaozhen could clearly feel the wailing of Yan Zhen's body far away on the ground. Logically speaking, the Heart Eater would not care about the decorative body tissue such as the hair on the head, but the overwhelming anxiety and irritability made him dizzy, which was probably from the remaining subconscious of the host himself.
"Tell your master that to Homo sapiens it is of no consequence whether a man has hair or not."
"Hair is very important!" Xiao Xiaozhen held back his impulse to jump up and beat up the Lord of Loya. He said, "My Lord Duke, please tell me your real reason. Maybe I can satisfy your needs in other ways. You want hair. Let me guess. Could it be that the people in this school have ingested something and you want to collect it?"
"You are very smart." Duke Gil said, "Under the Fourth Middle School, there lives a political enemy of mine. Our fight has lasted for thirty years. His name is Colen, and he is an expert in fungus cultivation."
"What did it do that you want to make all the men in school bald?"
"Koren." Lord Loya said almost through gritted teeth, "It's a great fungus carving master. A bitch. A damn bitch. I know it's studying a new fungus now. I need to know what it is. No matter how well it hides, the tiny spores will seep into the ground, spread into the air, and then be inhaled by the people of this school. Analyzing hair is the fastest, but it requires a lot of hair."
"It's obvious that you're being sexist when it comes to collecting hair."
"Call it a gentleman's way."
Xiao Xiaozhen said, "So you just want to know what the new fungus that Coren is studying is?"
"Yes. If you don't want to see the chicken skeletons on the Road of Honor, then you need to..." Lord Luoya announced to Xiao Xiaozhen and Mr. Cat:
"Either turn all the men in the Fourth Middle School bald, or steal that bitch Colen's new product for me."
