Chapter 67: Grandpa Aphrodisiac
As the car drove along, Ye Hao introduced his classmates to Zhang Dadao and Zheng Wen. This was considered as an advance warning to prevent Zhang Dadao and Zheng Wen from saying anything shocking and scaring his classmates.
"I study in Beijing, at Renmin University. There are two men and three women coming here with me this time. One of the three women is my classmate's girlfriend, and the other is Shanshan's best friend. The other two men are my roommates." Ye Hao first gave a general account of the situation.
Zhang Dadao was sorting out his lottery ticket box. Zheng Wen looked at Zhang Dadao and saw that he had no intention of speaking, so he said, "You are all talented students! I am from a junior college and it is too embarrassing for me to get involved in your circle. Dadao is from a key university."
Zheng Wenle said, "I have a Beijing hukou, so my score is low. But my two classmates are really top students, one is from Qingdao, and the other is from Shijiazhuang. Their families have some money, and they are nice people. Both girls are from Beijing, and I have seen them before. They are the ones who were with me that day."
Zhang Dadao curled his lips and said, "Those who don't spend money are not customers. I can't remember what they look like!"
Ye Hao also knew what kind of person Zhang Dadao was, but he didn't care. He just said, "They are very impressed with you. If they knew that you predicted that I would be in trouble, I'm afraid you would get a few more customers."
Zhang Dadao's eyes lit up, and he nodded seriously, "Then I have to talk to them later."
"Don't! Don't do that!" Ye Hao got anxious and said quickly, "I'll trick you later, don't tell them! If Yue Yifa gets arrested at the police station, I'll be a nobody if this gets out! Shanshan's best friend is a bitch! If she finds out, I won't be able to stay in the circle anymore!"
Zheng Wen pulled Zhang Dadao who was about to speak and asked first, "Is that Wang Shao's sister's best friend also from your circle?"
Ye Hao nodded and said, "Not really. Her family works in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and she's not in the country all year round. She just has a good relationship with Shanshan. But that bitch is a big megaphone. If she knew about it, she would definitely spread it around! If she hadn't messed with me, I would have chased Shanshan a long time ago!" Ye Hao looked depressed and seemed to have a deep resentment towards that girl.
Zhang Dadao interrupted, "You are incompetent, you say one day you are grinding the mirror, and the next day you say someone is interfering. Can you not find an excuse?"
Zhang Dadao's words made Ye Hao look gloomy. Zheng Wen gently pulled Zhang Dadao and whispered, "What are you talking about? If Young Master Ye gets angry, our lives will be difficult. These second-generations all have bad tempers!"
Zhang Daquan didn't care and said cheerfully, "Nonsense, I think Dabing is an honest man! Men all want to save face, I can understand, I can understand! Don't look at him like this, I think Shanshan is also interested in him, but it's a pity that this guy can't hold on. If he has a little more perseverance, who knows, it will work."
Zhang Dadao didn't lower his voice. Ye Hao perked up after hearing this and asked seriously, "Are you serious?"
Zhang Dadao nodded and said, "Really? Isn't it obvious? Good women are afraid of clinging men. Although you are not as handsome as me, you are still good-looking! You don't lack money, and it seems that you are just a person with nothing to do. Not to mention Xiao, I feel ashamed when you see her like that! The only thing is that your kidneys are not very good, and you are a little Yin-deficient."
"Uh..." Ye Hao blushed and said with his neck stiff, "What are you talking about! I'm in good health! The one who has seven times a night is talking about me!"
"Tsk tsk!" Zhang Dadao sucked his tongue twice and said, "You are so unambitious. I, the Seven Nights Little Dragon, have never boasted before. What's so great about you? I wanted to give you some pointers, but it seems that's not necessary!"
"Hmm?" Ye Hao suddenly became interested and asked quickly, "You can do this? Are you a Taoist priest or an old military doctor? Do you know this?"
Zhang Dadao jumped up, almost hitting his head on the roof of the car, and said, "What's the big deal! I'm proficient in medicine, internal medicine, surgery, pediatrics, obstetrics, gynecology, and aphrodisiacs. I can do anything! In your case, I can use the talisman I made specially for you!"
"Talisman?" Ye Hao was stunned and said, "This is not considered medical skills, right?"
"Why not? Have you read Romance of the Three Kingdoms? I learned it from Tai Ping Yao Shu, the real mountain doctor who uses talismans to treat illnesses. In your case, give me a talisman of "Rising Sun at His Peak", and I guarantee that you will have a gun under your crotch and overturn the Qiantang River!" Zhang Dadao immediately took out a talisman and shook it with a "rustling" sound.
Ye Hao was driving the car, and Zhang Dadao was sitting in the back, so he couldn't rob it. But seeing his eyes almost glowing green as he looked at the rearview mirror, he knew that he was also very tempted by the talisman. Most men never think they are too strong. No matter what it is, as long as it is called a yin-nourishing and yang-strengthening agent, it will not have trouble selling. Ye Hao also knew Zhang Dadao's character, so he asked directly: "How much? I'll take one!"
Zhang Dadao was delighted and said, "Shenghui, 8,000 per piece! Wear it close to your body and abstain from sex for three months to see the effects!"
Ye Hao stretched out his hand and said, "Give it to me, I'll give you the money later!"
Zhang Dadao didn't say anything about handing over the money and the goods, and handed over the talisman very easily. Ye Hao had been prepared to be rejected, but he was stunned when he suddenly got the gift. After taking the talisman and taking a look at it, Ye Hao's blood rushed up immediately, and he almost stepped on the accelerator and crashed the car onto the shoulder of the road. He stopped the car in a hurry, and Ye Hao's hands were shaking. It was hard for him to restrain the urge to tear up the talisman.
He turned around and cursed, "Are you kidding me? What the hell is this? What is this painting about? Take a look for yourself!"
Zheng Wen was also sitting in the back. He leaned over to take a look and said happily, "Well, this is really funny! Does the old man in the painting look familiar?"
Ye Hao said angrily: "Of course he looks familiar, isn't this the grandfather from Calabash Brothers! You are courting death! What does this mean? Did you take the wrong one?"
Zhang Dadao said calmly, "That's right! Think about it, that old man was so old, but he was still able to subdue the snake demon and give birth to seven sons! This is called borrowing meaning into the talisman, you don't understand! Those who have used it say it's good, if you don't believe me, ask Lao Zheng, I wrote the word "囧" and gave it to Liu Zi to eat, and it can change his luck!"
Ye Hao looked at Zheng Wen in astonishment. Zheng Wen smiled bitterly and said, "Master! Immortal, can you draw something normal? What cartoon are you watching? The plot is completely different from what I saw! It's that damn Japanese company that ruined my childhood again! Give me a copy of the seeds later!"
Ye Hao was furious and pushed Zheng Wen, saying, "What he said is true. Are the messy things he drew really useful?"
Zheng Wen nodded helplessly and said, "That one seems to be really useful. I don't know about yours, it's too ridiculous! But he also drew Doraemon, saying it can make your wishes come true. You can try it. If it works, tell me. He is really a god. Next time, draw me a turtle and I will keep it close to me!"
Zhang Dadao said happily: "You wish. The four-piece set of Ninja Turtles is a talisman for longevity and longevity. I am not good enough to draw it! If I can draw it, you can't take it away for less than 500,000!"
"Damn, is there really such a thing?" Ye Hao and Zheng Wen cursed at the same time and completely lost all hope for Zhang Dadao.
