Chapter 65: I Have a Lawyer
Zhang Dadao usually looks like a master, or he rolls his eyes and looks tired, but it's rare to see such a servile expression. Seeing Shanshan's attention diverted, Ye Hao was already in a bad mood. Seeing Zhang Dadao's look, he interrupted with displeasure: "Master? Look at you, you don't look like a master at all, you're more like an Amway salesman!"
Zhang Dadao turned his head, with a righteous look on his face, and said frankly: "What's the difference between superior and inferior! We are all in the service industry. This is the service attitude, don't you know? The customer is God!"
Ye Hao and Wang Erxiao were both stunned, and laughed angrily: "What the hell? We are not customers? Why don't you treat us like this?"
Zhang Dadao nodded and said seriously: "I am using hunger marketing. I can't be too nice to you, otherwise you won't believe it! Yeah, that's it." Zhang Dadao said, and nodded again to confirm.
"What the hell!" Ye Hao and Wang Erxiao looked ridiculous. "What does this have to do with hunger marketing? We applied for the card because you annoyed us so much!"
Wang Shanshan was a little annoyed by what she heard, and said, "You two are so annoying. You said you want to apply for a card, why are you still arguing? Can't I listen to him talk about how to get the card first? Otherwise, if you know what's going on, tell me."
Ye Hao and Wang Erxiao looked at each other, sighed and shook their heads, "We don't know either?"
Zhang Dadao was very proud now. He stepped forward and pointed at the two people and said, "See? See? You are a typical impulsive consumer. Look at the girl. Only rational consumers like this can become long-term customers. You can tell which one is a high-quality customer at a glance! Come on, girl, I will explain it to you in detail! There are three types of my cards. One is an annual membership. If you recharge 10,000 yuan every year, you can enjoy three free face readings and one free fortune reading. You also have priority for other services, which are limited to personal use!"
"Damn! This is the club model! Are you really a Taoist? You even know this?" Ye Hao and Wang Erxiao were both depressed. They had never seen anyone who kept up with the times.
Wang Shanshan was not surprised at all and nodded, "Interesting, what other cards do you have?"
Zhang Dadao was excited, dancing with joy, saying, "The second type is even better, it's a lifetime VIP gold card, which can only be obtained if the accumulated consumption reaches 200,000. With this card, I will take the initiative to come to your door when you encounter any major events. If you buy a house, I will look at the house for you, if you get married, I will read your horoscope, and if you have a child, I will name you. You don't even need to go for an ultrasound if you are pregnant, I will tell you directly whether it is a boy or a girl. If you want a boy or a girl, just let me know in advance and I can help you."
When Ye Hao heard this, he quickly interrupted and said, "No need, we can do it ourselves, we don't need your help!"
Wang Erxiao also got angry after hearing this, and pushed Ye Dabing away and said, "What do you want to do? Get out of here!"
Zhang Dadao didn't care and continued, "If you buy a car, I can consecrate your license plate! If you change your mobile phone number, I can consecrate it! Even if you die, I can show you your grave. Absolute lifelong service, from birth to burial, one-stop personal customization. Quality assurance is worth having! All these services are 20% off!"
Wang Shanshan stuck out her tongue and said, "It takes a total of 200,000 yuan to get it? I can't afford this, and you might die before me."
Zhang Dadao was stunned. He had not thought of this possibility. He hesitated for a while before saying, "No, generally speaking, I have a way to maintain my health. It will not be easy for you to survive me."
"Damn, why do I feel like you are cursing us to die early?" Wang Erxiao was also a little unhappy.
However, Consultant Liu found it more and more exciting as he listened to it, and kept wiping his sweat with tissues. He considered himself a man who had seen the world, and he really couldn't stand the way young people played nowadays.
Wang Shanshan waved her hand and said, "Do you have any cheaper cards? If it's really good, I'll upgrade it!"
Zhang Dadao nodded and said, "The rest are the most common recharge cards. They can be prepaid, and you can get a 9.8% discount on your purchases. They have priority over ordinary customers. But if you need to come to your door, you will have to pay a service fee. But this can be upgraded. As long as the credit limit is reached, you can upgrade to a gold lifetime VIP."
Wang Erxiao and Ye Hao looked at each other, and Ye Hao said, "Master, I thought you were just talking casually, but have you really considered it? What kind of card are you going to let us apply for? Let me make it clear first, we can't afford the lifetime VIP card!"
Although Wang Erxiao and Ye Hao could afford 200,000 yuan, they felt it was not worth it to use it to apply for such an unreliable card. Looking at Zhang Dadao, he did not look like a master with integrity. Especially Wang Erxiao, who was still skeptical about Zhang Dadao's ability? How could they be willing to spend 200,000 yuan for an experiment? Did they really think that these second-generation people were all brain-dead? To be honest, those brain-dead second-generation people might not be able to easily pay 200,000 yuan.
After hearing what Ye Hao said, Zhang Dadao showed a strange look, and said in confusion: "Don't you have the final say on what kind of card to apply for? I am doing business with open doors, emphasizing fairness, justice, and openness, in line with the Consumer Rights Protection Law. If I have the final say, that would be forced buying and selling!"
Wang Erxiao was also amused now, and shook his head and said, "What about the Consumer Rights Protection Law? Master Zhang, this is not within the scope of protection, okay? This is a feudal superstition activity, just call 110 and ask the urban management to take you away!"
Zhang Dadao was confused and shook his head, "The person 110 called wasn't the Urban Management? Are you trying to trick me?"
Ye Hao was also depressed and said, "Isn't this the point? The point is that you are breaking the law, don't you know?"
Zhang Dadao smiled and said proudly: "No! The lawyer told me that feng shui is a humanistic environment consultation, and physiognomy is a personal image consultation. This is a legitimate business. It will be fine as long as we pay taxes according to the law!" Zhang Dadao recalled what the lawyer who was instigated by him to protest against the cafeteria of the Seventh Hospital said, and refuted it with a serious face.
Wang Erxiao, Ye Hao, and even Wang Shanshan and Consultant Liu were all dumbfounded. They whispered, "Lawyer? It's unjust. A Taoist priest can have a lawyer?"
"It's not that I don't understand, the world is changing so fast! Young people nowadays are really good at having fun. Fortune tellers even bring lawyers with them?"
"Damn, this Taoist priest is crazy! And he knows how to exploit loopholes in the law! He can't survive like this!"
The whole group was completely stunned by Zhang Dadao. Even Brother Long and his men were still not able to calm down after carrying their things in. Wu Datou also noticed the strange atmosphere and quickly came over to ask Zhang Dadao: "Brother Taoist priest? Have you captured them ? What's going on?"
"Ahem!" Consultant Liu was old after all, so he recovered first and coughed twice to wake everyone up. Then he said with a smile: "Come on, let's get down to business first! Little Taoist priest, you can discuss the card issue after I leave. Old Liu has a bad heart and can't stand such a big stimulation from you!"
Brother Long also noticed that the atmosphere was not right, and quickly said, "Yes, yes, let's do business first! Let's do business first!"
