Chapter 64 Photo Hagi/Rei: Can a puppy really feed itself...?
After gloating over the misfortune, the second-year graduate student put a wig on the celebrity and quickly led everyone to evacuate the villa.
If he wanted to see the fun of Master Jing, there had to be someone to support him first. He didn't want to be the first unlucky guy to have his mouth covered by Master Jing in the future.
Ah, but as Brandon's squad leader, I'm undercover, so I don't interact with them often. And the Investigation Division is helping to lower the Honkai Impact Rank...
Kenji Hagiwara hesitated, wondering if the unlucky person in the end would be his childhood friend.
In less than three seconds, he withdrew his hesitation.
Anyway, Xiao Zhenping has so many accounts to settle. If he really becomes unlucky, I believe he won’t mind having one more!
"Yuu-chan, let's go~"
Hasegawa Yuu got into the car following the senior with half-long hair who seemed to be in a very happy mood.
After fastening his seat belt, he immediately used the rearview mirror to check his appearance after the disguise.
The young man in the mirror had distinctive brown wool curls, and his emerald green eyes were like the lake water in the elf forest, full of vitality. When he smiled, a sweet dimple appeared on his cheek.
The appearance of this disguise mask is not very stunning when you first see it, but when it is integrated with the temperament of the person underneath, it becomes more and more pleasing to the eye, transforming from an ordinary, delicate passerby into a handsome guy that is worth looking at.
Wow! Hasegawa Yu touched his face cautiously.
It's a miracle! With skin thinner than special effects makeup, his face was transformed in just a short time. It's practically indistinguishable from plastic surgery.
"The biggest flaw of the disguise mask is that you can't pinch it too hard, otherwise it will be immediately damaged. The same applies to being injured by a weapon."
Hasegawa gracefully lowered his hands back to his knees.
"You-chan, it's okay with the force you used just now."
Hagiwara Kenji, who was driving, glanced at him sideways and said with a smile, "When Yu-chan's voice gets better, you can change to a fake voice that you're good at. How about we pick a pseudonym we like?"
"It will be convenient for future practice. You-chan needs to be able to react when I call you."
Upon hearing this, Hasegawa Yu thought for a moment and said: "Let's call her Chira Orimoto. It's my real name, and no one here knows it. Can I use it?"
"Huh?" Hagiwara Kenji was a little surprised. "It works... So Hasegawa is Yu-chan's stage name."
This name has been with me for more than ten years.
Hasegawa Yuu gestures: I will keep using it until I stop being a celebrity. It’s like my second name, so you can call me whatever you want, Kenji.
"Chira-chan~" Hagiwara Kenji naturally changed his tone, "From now on, I'll call you that when Yu-chan uses a disguise outside."
"As for my identity and background, I need to think about it..."
Seeing this, Hasegawa Yu stopped disturbing the man. As the novelty had not yet worn off, he curiously looked at his disguise mask, puffing his cheeks and wrinkling his nose in the rearview mirror, making all kinds of small expressions.
The curly-haired young man in the passenger seat opened his eyes wide in surprise. Wow, his expression was as natural as his original skin, so cool!
How cute! Hagiwara regretted that he was driving, otherwise he could have captured the scene with his phone.
Thirty minutes later, the black Mazda Rx-7 drove from the suburbs into the city streets at a normal speed, and its speed gradually decreased.
While driving, relying on tacit understanding, after secretly asking Noah to take a photo to commemorate his first time wearing a disguise, Hasegawa Yu asked while waiting for the traffic light:
Who did Yan Er learn the disguise and false voice from?
"Fujimine Yukiko, I learned from her before I joined the organization."
Hagiwara Kenji thought of something, "Ms. Yukiko is also in the entertainment industry, but she retired after getting married a long time ago. In fact, her name should be Kudo Yukiko."
Kudo?
Does Yukiko-senpai have a son? Hasegawa Yuu was cheered up.
"Yes, his name is Kudo Shinichi, and he's probably 17 years old." Hagiwara Kenji was quick to realize something was wrong, "What's wrong?"
Hasegawa Yu: Kudo Shinichi may also be a red side character in Honkai.
Did you meet him in a previous round?
So, what are the trigger conditions for Yu-chan SL? Like most games, it's through death...
Hagiwara Kenji turned the steering wheel without asking the source of the information, "Is the high school student also a member of the Red Team?"
It is a bit outrageous to say that the black character is an organization.
"The Metropolitan Police Department is such a big agency, they don't need to rely on underage high school students to defeat the Black Organization, do they?" Hagiwara Kenji couldn't help but complain.
I knew the Japanese police were a bit rotten, but this is just too bad!
No, no, no, Kojou is here too. Judging from the tone of their voices when exchanging information, he was at least still alive before the world collapsed.
Because the protagonists of shonen manga are basically high school students? After Hasegawa Yuu finished gesturing, he suddenly remembered that he had never mentioned this point.
Since he didn't know the original plot and that this world really existed, he completely forgot about it.
Kenji Hagiwara, who suddenly learned that the world he lived in was a detective mystery show: "..."
Seeing everyone silent, Hasegawa Yu hurriedly comforted: Brother Kenji, my world might also be a music show in the style of girls' manga. Look, I'm sitting next to you right now!
"puff."
Hagiwara Kenji, who miraculously understood the young man's meaning, laughed out loud, "Don't worry, Yu-chan, I'm just a little shocked... It seems that not all high school students can save the world."
Otherwise the world wouldn't have collapsed.
The half-long-haired man got back to the point. "Shortly after joining the organization, Ms. Yukiko gradually lost contact with me. I guess it was at the behest of that 'Baron'... Mr. Kudo, so we didn't continue the relationship."
Hasegawa Yu: I see.
"Well, but I have Ms. Yukiko's contact information saved. I think it's possible to restore the 'teacher-student' relationship with some effort."
The man with semi-long hair turned his head and winked playfully at the young man in the passenger seat. "Kenji-chan is very good at making friends with women~"
After the words slipped out of his mouth, Hagiwara Kenji felt something was wrong and quickly added, "Well, it's just a pure friendship."
He gritted his teeth and used a comment he had made during the same period, as if to clarify, "Something like a friend of women."
Hasegawa Yu, who had never misunderstood anything from the beginning to the end, nodded in confusion: Do I understand?
Why did Yan Erge have to explain it so many times?
“…” While the car in front hadn’t started yet, Hagiwara Kenji lowered his head and rested it against the steering wheel in frustration.
Sorry, Yu-chan, it was his fault.
Hasegawa Yu gently tugged at the clothes on the half-long-haired man's arm, calling his attention back:
"Brother Kenji, Noah knows the Kudo family, so I can get close to them. Brother Kenji is busy with the organization and Matsuda-senpai, right?"
Is this true? You-chan is going to approach me?
Thinking of the combined power of the two Kudos, Kenji Hagiwara suddenly became even more worried. He was worried that Yu-chan's identity as a person from another world would be revealed in a minute.
Wait, since Yu-chan has met Kudo Shinichi in previous rounds... judging from his attitude, it seems like nothing happened?
Seeing that his senior was thinking about something again, Hasegawa You pulled his clothes again in confusion: Brother Kenji, the car behind is honking.
Kenji Hagiwara silently stepped on the accelerator, and in a flash he overtook five or six cars and drove to the first place, leaving the horn-blowing car in the congested traffic.
Before arriving at the Rice Flower Market, he continued to explain with concern, "Besides me, there is another codenamed member in the organization who can also disguise himself and fake his voice. His ability is no less than mine, and his acting skills are also at the pinnacle."
Hagiwara Kenji took out his phone and handed it to the young man, "Her code name is Vermouth, and her current public identity is Chrissie Wynyard.
Yu-chan, search for her performance videos and memorize her real voice, so you don't run into someone disguised as Vermouth in the future. Hmm... or maybe listen to Ms. Yukiko's voice too."
Fortunately, Vermouth is not in the music industry.
Hasegawa Yu took the phone obediently.
"The password is 1107."
After unlocking the computer and entering the main interface, he went straight into the browser to search for relevant information.
A few minutes later, after watching the video, Hasegawa Yu showed an envious look.
Hagiwara Kenji's heart was lifted, "What are you thinking about, Yu-chan?"
The young man with curly hair gestured with bright eyes: Yukiko-senpai and Chris-senpai’s acting is great!
Kenji Hagiwara was stunned. It would be fine if Yukiko was the one, but why did he call Vermouth senior?
That scorpion-like woman can eat you up without leaving a bone!
Kenji Hagiwara had a gloomy expression. It was New Year's Day, so why not respect the elderly and love the young? Put down the rum and get rid of Vermouth first.
Although he didn't know who was older between the two, rounding up to a hundred years old, that made no difference, he was in his fifties!
Hasegawa Yu, who knew nothing about this, returned the phone: Don't worry, Kenji, I have memorized their real voices.
"Um."
Hagiwara Kenji glanced at him for a moment longer, and seeing that he hadn't suggested learning acting, he reluctantly felt relieved. "We're at the mall."
As a clothes rack with perfect body proportions, even if Hasegawa Yu is wearing a sack, he can make people think it is a sack on the runway.
In this situation, Hagiwara Kenji was getting more and more obsessed with buying clothes. "Chira, try this one again. It's a waste if you don't spend the organization's money!"
Hasegawa Yu made a stop gesture: Brother Kenji, I bought a lot of clothes, and they will last until next winter.
Kenji Hagiwara put down the clothes with a look of regret on his face, and slowly hung it back in its place. His violet willow-leaf eyes drooped slightly, making him look inexplicably sad.
The last one. Hasegawa Yuu compromises.
"These are matching hats, shoes and accessories. Chi-na, do you want blue or brown? Take both." In the blink of an eye, Hagiwara Kenji took out another bunch of items.
Xiao Zhenping really should learn from You-chan. He has a beautiful face, but when he goes shopping for clothes, he always wears the same few styles!
Hasegawa You obediently picked up a pile of "freebies" of clothes and went into the fitting room.
At this moment, there was a noise outside the store. In case someone came to rob the mall, Hagiwara Kenji pretended to look pitiful and walked to the corridor outside the store and looked down.
A group of people rushed into the mall entrance, chasing a figure that was going away, most of them holding mobile phones or cameras in their hands.
Feigning confusion, Hagiwara Kenji tilted his head to the shop assistant who had come out with him and asked, "Excuse me, who are these people...?"
"There's an event at the hotel above the mall today, and they've invited several big stars."
The shop assistant recalled the names of the stars, "...even Chrissie Wynyard was here!"
Vermouth? She's back home?
Kenji Hagiwara, who had not received the message before, was startled and thanked the shop assistant with a smile.
There are several high-ranking codename members in Japan. Vermouth stays in the United States all year round and will return to Japan. Apart from the boss's affairs, he doesn't think about anything else.
I'll discuss this with Xiao Jianggu later.
Thinking of this, Hagiwara Kenji saw the young man in disguise walking out of the fitting room and praised him cheerfully, "Sure enough, this dress suits Chira-chan very well~"
"Let's go buy another phone and then go back."
Hasegawa Yu had no doubt: Okay.
With his desire to dress up fully satisfied, Kenji Hagiwara returned safely to the villa with a trunk full of clothes.
After half a day, the cracks on the villa's door disappeared, the temperature in the living room was suitable, and it was obvious that the constant temperature system had been repaired.
Zhu Fujingguang, who brought the repairman to the house, came and went in a hurry, and no one knew where he went. Only Xiaxia Gu Ling was left in the villa.
Looking at the trunk full of clothes, the blond, dark-skinned man couldn't help but reveal a half-moon eye. "Speyside, did you go to the clothing market to buy some goods?"
"It's New Year's Day, so of course I have to buy more clothes for little Senra." Hagiwara Kenji said confidently.
Qianluo?
"That was really hard for you."
Fūya Rei ignored this for the moment and said, "As a reward, Speyside, take these fish back with you. We can't finish them if we keep them here, so we don't want to waste them."
Hasegawa Yu on the side agreed: This is the fish we all caught together, and Kenji also has a share.
Where did you come from? You are not allowed to live here, Xiaojianggu!
Hagiwara Kenji accepted the fish and casually reminded him, "Thank you, Bourbon. I remember you haven't yet recovered from your skin hunger. Remember to keep your distance from others."
Hasegawa Yu looked at a certain blond senior.
"I will." Fūya Ling's eyelids twitched, and he said with a forced smile, "Thank you, Spese, for your concern."
Hagiwara Kenji also smiled warmly, "I'm a good person, this is what I should do."
Hasegawa Yu looked around:?
Something seems strange.
The two boys with fake smiles looked at each other, then looked away after a few seconds. It was unknown what information was exchanged silently.
In the end, the fake-smiling boy Kenji, who had something to do, left with a few big, plump fish. Before returning to his apartment, he turned a corner and knocked on the door next door.
Matsuda Jinpei opened the door, looked at You Xunran, then at the fish, and said, "You want to raise fish? Pet fish are sold at the flower and bird market, not the seafood market."
The two's cooking skills are quite average, and they rarely cook fish, which is a bit troublesome to prepare.
"Well...it's a good opportunity to practice my cooking skills."
Hagiwara Kenji put the fish into the kitchen without further ado. "Jinpei-chan, what can you imagine when you combine super hearing and attracting fish?"
On the way back, he suddenly remembered that on the night they first met at Nagoya Port, You-chan also "helped" the fishermen to catch several big fish.
If it's not magic, how can this be done? Is it the special physique of people from another world?
"Luthor combined the genes of Aquaman and Superman to create an experimental subject?" Matsuda Jinpei said casually.
A flash of inspiration came to Kenji Hagiwara's mind.
"By the way, Hagi, I figured out what caused the cracks on the handcuffs!"
Matsuda Jinpei was excited and eager to take action. "It must be some kind of sonic weapon. How did the artificial intelligence do that? It was able to bypass the jammer and invade the car's center console?"
"The hometown of the Sea King is Atlantis...Mermaids..." Hagiwara Kenji thought of the extremely abnormal reaction of his blond colleague and froze in place.
No way.
"Aquaman" is not a superpower science fiction film, but actually a documentary?
No way!
"Hagi? Are you listening to me?" Matsuda Jinpei raised his hand and waved it in front of Yu Junran.
"Xiao Zhenping, you are worthy of being me!"
Hagiwara Kenji came back to his senses and slapped the black-haired girl's shoulders with both hands. "In return, I will try my best to prevent you from becoming an unlucky person."
Jinpei Matsuda, whose shoulder was hit and it hurt so much:?
Hagiwara Kenji: "Kenji-chan, has Jinpei-chan been having nightmares lately? Let's reminisce about the past."
For You-chan's safety, quickly lower his collapse value!
Matsuda Jinpei: ? ?
Why is hagi acting weird today? Is he crazy?
Elsewhere, the fake-smiling boy, Rei-chan, placed the dishes he had planned early that morning on the table. Like a certain half-long-haired peer, he casually asked, "Is Qianluo the pseudonym Xiaoyou chose?"
Hasegawa Yu, who had already taken off his disguise, shook his head: This is my real name, Chira Orimoto.
"Then Xing Luo is...?"
It's my sister, Orimoto Seira.
Although the "showdown" process was not so pleasant, Hasegawa Yu still honestly told the bad guy senior who promised to reform some information about himself: I also have a sister named Sara Orimoto, and we were born at the same time.
Just from the name, you can tell that they are fish from the same nest.
Fūya Rei resisted the urge to cover his face. He had actually mistaken someone's younger sister for his girlfriend.
With more and more dark histories, the blond man quickly stood up again, adhering to the idea that more debts are better than more burdens. "Xiaoyou, try the fish noodles and see how they taste."
Seeing people start to slurp noodles, Furuya Ling asked anxiously, "I put some ingredients in the refrigerator. Can Xiaoyou cook?"
I can make fat-reducing meals and some simple boiled dishes. Hasegawa Yuu puffed out one cheek and chewed: "Is there an induction cooker in the kitchen? I don't like using the stove."
He could hardly hear the gas sound from the stove, and always felt that it would explode at any second.
"Yes." It seems the puppy should have no problem supporting itself, Furuya Rei thought uncertainly.
The fish noodles are delicious, Brother Ling. Hasegawa Yu did not forget to praise: In my heart, you are comparable to a Michelin three-star chef!
Brother Ling’s cooking skills are surprisingly good.
Thinking of this, Hasegawa Yu gave a thumbs up to the blond man: Better than a three-star chef!
"Ahem." Fūya Rei cleared his throat and looked away uncomfortably, "Xiaoyou, aren't you exaggerating too much?"
Without waiting for the orange-haired young man to make any more gestures, he took out a small box and pushed it in front of the other person as a distraction. "Inside are Xiaoyou's two dolls and the konpeito jar. Return it to you."
Hasegawa Yu opened it, took a look, and found that the music score, Polaroid camera and photo album were also inside.
I thought Brother Ling had lost them all.
"I'm sorry, Xiaoyou." Fūya Ling apologized again, "I will gradually compensate you for all the things in the safe house, but I don't remember what some of the ornaments look like..."
It doesn't matter. Hasegawa Yu patted the box: The most important things are all here, everything else can be bought with money, the old must go, the new must come.
Seeing this, Jōguchi Ling felt even more guilty. Those weird ornaments... ignoring the adjectives, it was obvious that he bought them out of interest.
"Xiaoyou, do you want any compensation? Just tell me."
He thought for a few seconds and then tentatively said, "If Xiaoyou likes swimming, how about going to the beach? I can contact a private beach."
Zero-san is also coming. Hasegawa Yuu didn't think too much about it: Can we invite other seniors? More people means more fun!
But the beach is very cold in winter. The orange-haired young man danced his hands like a ninja seal: Let's go together in the summer~
He came to this world in early autumn, so even if the Honkai Value mission had a one-year limit like the Kompei Tofu Jar, he would still have time.
"Okay." Furuya Rei agreed, "I'll let them know when the time comes. Anything else?"
Brother Ling suddenly became very talkative.
Hasegawa Yu hesitated: Let me tell you one thing, Brother Ling, you are not allowed to ask me where the information comes from.
"I don't ask, what's the matter?"
That American-sounding man from Nagoya Port, does Rei remember him? Hasegawa Yuu quietly observed the blond senior's expression: He's still alive, in America.
"I understand." Furuya Ling frowned without leaving any trace. "I will take care of this matter. Xiaoyou, do you have any other questions?"
Did Xiaoyou have any conflict with that person in the previous rounds?
After his requests were granted one after another, Hasegawa Yu sat up straight: I want to know about Akai Shuichi.
“…”
Furuya Rei was still incredibly easygoing. "Yamanami Hiroshi had Miono hire a killer named Akai Shuichi, but Akai realized something was amiss and didn't want to get involved in the fight between the organization and the Teiai Group, so he hired someone else to complete the mission."
"Akai Shuichi often clashes with Gin, so he sometimes pays attention to the organization's intelligence."
Damn FBI!
Oh, now I'm a mercenary.
Damn it, Fūya Ling gritted his teeth secretly, he almost forgot that there was such a guy among the red team.
Whether Xiaoyou or he approaches the other person, neither of them really wants to do it.
Can't Shuichi Akai lower his collapse value by himself?
Hasegawa Yu suddenly realized that it was no wonder that Akai Shuichi knew about his fake death.
After cursing the FBI in his heart, Rei Furuya looked quietly at the young man, silently signaling him to continue.
Hasegawa Yu's eyes turned slightly, and he took out a Polaroid camera from the box beside him: One last thing, Brother Ling, take a picture with me~
"Take a photo?" Fūya Ling was stunned.
Yeah. Hasegawa Yu took out the photo album and showed it to him: This is what I took after I came to this world, isn’t it good?
Yes, Xiaoyou will return to her own world after completing the mission.
So...is this a commemoration?
Instantly realizing the meaning of the album, Fūya Rei lowered his eyes and fell on the first photo in the album.
It was the heart-shaped cloud that Xiaoyou mentioned when they first met in this timeline.
The blond man closed the album, a soft look flashing across his purple-gray eyes. "Okay, how do you want to take the photo, Xiaoyou?"
Taking a photo! Hasegawa Yu picked up the Polaroid camera, pointed the camera side in his direction, and skillfully operated it blindly.
It was difficult to use sign language with one hand, so he tugged at the clothes on the arm of the person next to him, and pointed at the Polaroid camera, indicating that he should look at the camera.
“Crack—”
The Polaroid camera slowly spit out the photo, and Hasegawa Yu checked and found that his expression and angle were perfect.
But Brother Ling didn’t look at the camera!
With his hands free, Hasegawa Yu made hand gestures like a ninja: Brother Ling, one more picture. Don’t look at me, look at the camera!
"I didn't pay attention to the timing of the photo." Furuya Rei smiled apologetically, "Since this photo can't be used, how about giving it to me, Xiaoyou?"
After hearing what he said, Hasegawa Yuu looked at the photo again carefully: Actually, it’s not a bad film…
Brother Ling looks handsome from this angle too!
After a little hesitation, the orange-haired young man finally gave the photo to Furuya Rei.
Furiya Rei put away the photo and said, "Then let's do it again."
Hasegawa Yu repeated his previous action, raised his arm and took another selfie for them.
In the photos released this time, both of them were looking towards the camera.
Hasegawa Yu put the photos into the album with satisfaction, and praised as usual: Brother Ling is so handsome!
"Thank you for the compliment." A barely noticeable blush appeared on the tip of Fūya Ling's ear as he was praised. "Xiaoyou, hurry up and eat. The food is getting cold."
Hasegawa Yu: Okay~